Lao Itch's eyes widened and he stammered: "This... such a big fish! This... this damn thing is still... a fish, a fish?"
Wu Xiaoxie pulled out the three-sided thorn inserted into the belly of the fish, swung it in the water to wash away the blood on it, lifted it up, shook the water and returned it to Zhang Zhuxun.
"This is a freshwater salmon. It is the toughest type of freshwater fish. This two-and-a-half-meter-long one is quite small. The largest salmon in the world can reach fifteen meters in length." Wu Xiaoxie After observing for a while, he explained.
Lao Itch was stunned with shock, "That's... so big! It's all... turned into water... like a water god!"
Wu Xiaoxie scoffed and rolled his eyes, "You damn water god, your water god eats people."
Lao Itch choked and realized that Wu Xiaoxie was unhappy, so he laughed and stopped talking.
Zhang Zhuxun, who was gargling after inducing vomiting, chuckled when he heard the words.
Xiaozhen was angry.
Perhaps it was because Lao Itchy just stood aside and did nothing, coupled with his previous deception.
The clay figurine is still very angry, not to mention that this guy Lao Itch keeps fooling people over and over again without telling the truth.
Wu Xiaoxie suddenly said "Hey", "What is this?"
As he spoke, he squatted down and used a dagger to poke at the internal organs that flowed out of the fish's stomach. The stomach pouch inside had been pierced by Zhang Zhuxun's three-edged military thorn before. Wu Xiaoxie's poke made the hole even bigger. , a round thing fell out and rolled to Lao Chu's feet.
Lao Itch kicked the thing with his feet, turned it over, and then gasped, "This damn thing is a human head!"
Wu Xiaoxie has experienced a lot and has gradually become more courageous. Hearing this, he said angrily: "Isn't he just a dead man? What he did in a sudden move has no knowledge."
He has even seen the Sea Monkey, the Forbidden Woman, and the Big Zongzi. He is just a dead person with no body, and he can't jump up and bite, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
Lao Itch looked at Wu Xiaoxie blankly, as if he couldn't believe that the timid and naive Fa Xiaoxie had turned into what he is now. Seeing that Wu Xiaoxie had already taken a dagger to examine the head, he didn't shy away from it at all. He couldn't help but frown, as this would make it difficult for his plan to proceed.
Zhang Zhuxun took in the changing expressions on Lao Itch's face and glanced coldly, hiding the killing intent in his eyes well.
He stood up and walked to Wu Xiaoxie and asked him, "Did you find anything?"
Wu Xiaoxie poked the slightly ulcerated skin on the head and face with a dagger, and sighed, "The bones were deformed by the bite, and the face was swollen by blisters. It's hard to see the original appearance, but looking at the freshness, it should be He died not long ago, I don’t know if he was from Uncle Tai’s group.”
Zhang Zhuxun used his foot to pull out a black object from the sour-smelling debris flowing out of his stomach, and said, "This looks like a gun."
"It's a slapstick tease!"
Lao Itchy ran over and picked up the gun. He didn't mind that it was dirty at all.
Wu Xiaoxie glanced at it casually and lost interest, "Where did you learn these crooked words, and you still slap the gun? Isn't it just a homemade shotgun? The barrel was sawed, and it was a little bit different." You can’t even kill a dog from afar.”
But Zhang Shuxun looked confused, so he explained: "This small-caliber double-barreled shotgun is only powerful when it is close. Each of the two barrels can fire one shot, but it cannot eject the bullet by itself. It has to be like pretending." Take out the empty cartridge case like a bullet, and it can only shoot small beasts. When it comes to large beasts like bears, the bear's claws are already smeared on the face before the second shot is fired. It's very useless, but it is still a gun, which is better than nothing. Well."
Zhang Zhuoxun said "Ah". To be honest, in his two lifetimes, he had never seen such a rubbish gun, but Lao Itch still regarded this thing as a treasure.
Lao Itch's previous gun and backpack were snatched away by wild monkeys. Fortunately, he had the foresight to wrap up the bronze branches and hide them in his arms. If he lost it, it would be the end of the world. He wouldn't be able to find a place to cry. .
So now that I got a gun, I was naturally very excited. Seeing that Zhang Zhuxun and Wu Xiaoxie had no intention of taking it, I wiped it clean and put it away with peace of mind.
Zhang Zhuoxun was afraid that he would do something bad. Moreover, my cub should have what others have, and it should be better than others.
So he pulled Wu Xiaoxie over, turned his back to Lao Chu, used his pocket, took out a pure black pocket gun from the space and stuffed it into his hand.
This is one of the best CPX-2s that he conjured up while practicing after obtaining the intermediate level of materialization ability. This gun was specially produced by the firearms market of the White Eagle Country for children in later generations. It contains ten rounds of bullets, and the maximum The effective range is 150 meters, the power can knock over a wild boar, it is easy to use, and it is compact and can be put in a pocket without being noticed. (The author doesn’t know about guns, so he asked Du Niang about it.)
Wu Xiaoxie opened his mouth in surprise, wanting to say something, but worried about the old itch, he swallowed the words on his lips.
Zhang Zhuoxun winked at him, motioned for him to put it away quickly, and asked him with his mouth, "Can you use it?"
Wu Xiaoxie glanced at Lao Itch and saw that his attention was not here. He quickly removed the magazine, then reloaded it, pulled the safety bolt and fiddled with it twice, and nodded to Zhang Zhuxun. .
Zhang Zhuxun curled his lips and patted him on the shoulder like a grown-up.
Wu Xiaoxie's mouth twitched and he shook his head helplessly.
He had never seen the style of the gun Muyu gave him, but that didn't stop him from using it.
On the other side, Lao Itch cleaned up the shotgun and inserted it into his waist. Then he clasped his hands and bowed to the head on the ground. He muttered something, and then kicked the head into the water. inside.
Wu Xiaoxie: "..."
Zhang Zhuxun: "..."
Someone asked: "..." Are you polite?
"Aren't you disgusted? We have to go back through the water after we're done. If you put that thing in the water, what if someone steps on it?" Wu Xiaoxie wrinkled his nose and said in disgust.
Zhang Shuxun followed up with a comment, "Virtuous."
Lao Itch waved his hand nonchalantly, "Never mind it, out of sight is out of mind. If it's out there in plain sight, I'll panic."
"Besides, with this big guy's appetite, there might be something more disgusting in the water. If you step on it, treat it like a stone. You can't just put incense sticks and offer them to your ancestors."
Just as he was talking, a triangular dorsal fin suddenly appeared on the water, cut through the water, and disappeared in a flash.
"Damn it!" Wu Xiaoxie was startled, almost thinking he was being blinded, "Did you see the wooden fish? There seems to be a bigger one in the water!"
Zhang Zhuoxun nodded solemnly, "I saw it."
He glared at Lao Itchi without any trace of it, and kept making random assumptions in his mind.
Wu Xiaoxie stared at the water for a long time, but the dorsal fin never appeared again.
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