After the laughter, it was Kiss Yan’s photo shoot.
"Do you need my help?" Little Tank also volunteered.
"No, no, no, no, thank you~" Amamiya Soi quickly rejected her kindness.
"Is this okay?" Amamiya Sōri asked the photographer, her mouth slightly protruding forward.
"Hey, hold on, right." The photographer pressed the shutter.
"Change the action again, yes, lower your head a little lower."
"Well, good, close your eyes."
"Yes, you pout."
Amamiya Soi closed her eyes obediently.
"Three, two, one, hi~"
The expected "click" sound did not appear. Instead, there was a loud "pop" sound, and the front was impacted.
It's like opening the window in a speeding car and letting the air rush into your face.
Amamiya Sōri lowered her head subconsciously and covered her face with her hands, which were all sticky.
Amamiya Shiori, who had watched some AKB idol variety shows, immediately realized what was happening.
Cream cannons often appear in variety shows as a means of humiliation and punishment.
The new program has a cream cannon when it comes out, and it seems that the scale is larger than "Where is Nogizaka".
She squinted to avoid the cream getting into her eyes.
"Hahahaha~" the staff laughed.
Amamiya Shiori's head, face, clothes, socks, and shoes were all covered in cream.
"I knew it," Amamiya Shiori said with a downcast face. Even though it was covered in cream, her expression couldn't be seen clearly. "You should be on guard when you see a green screen."
"Okay, call it a day, Aligadu~"
Without waiting for Amamiya Shiori to complain, the two fat ladies held chicken legs in one hand and held Amamiya Shiori's arms with the other, pulling her out.
"Eh? Wait, where are we going?" Amamiya Shiori asked, "Can you let me wash my face first? I can't see anything clearly now."
"This is the effect we want," Ino-chan said, "Go to the studio to shoot first and then wash up."
So Amamiya Shiori was taken to a lounge by the two of them, and the cheerful laughter of the passing staff could be heard along the way.
Not long after, other members were brought to the lounge one after another. Some of them had cream cannons, some had cakes smeared on their faces, and some had cream poured all over them.
The girls chattered.
After everyone arrived, the staff took everyone to the real studio.
As soon as they entered the studio, everyone couldn't hold back. The venue was basically the venue of the show "AKBingo" next door, and the furnishings had not changed at all.
Even the title of the show "AKBingo" has not been changed.
In front of the title, with his back to everyone, stood a man with a watermelon head in a suit, who must be the host of this new show.
"Welcome~" The watermelon-headed man turned around, and what appeared in front of everyone was a vulgar face, a pair of black-rimmed glasses and a tongue that trembled like a beast.
With this image and his signature skills, it is obvious that the new host of the show is the comedian Obsidian Okada who once appeared in "Where's Nogizaka?"
Some girls were so frightened by his obscene skills that they screamed, some covered their ears, and some simply squatted on the ground.
After everyone calmed down, he stopped his skills and asked everyone to gather around.
"Everyone, I saw it all~" he said, "I watched the whole process for two and a half hours."
"Where is Shiraishi?"
"Hi!" Mai Shiraishi raised her hand.
"Your ideal is to have a kiss at the entrance in seconds, right?"
The members screamed and cheered.
Shiraishi Mai's shorts were uncovered and she knelt down on the ground shyly.
"Let's take a look at the quick kiss at the entrance -" Obscene Okada pointed to the big screen.
The picture shows a clip of Mai Shiraishi's performance.
After opening the false door, Shiraishi Mai hugged her virtual lover with both hands and kissed her passionately.
This made her even more ashamed, and she secretly looked sideways at the reactions of the surrounding members.
Most of the girls were having a blast.
Amamiya Shiori's eyes met with his, and he smiled slightly, as if there was something in his eyes.
Mai Shiraishi lowered her head in shame again.
In fact, her performance was not exaggerated, because this is what she did to Amamiya Shiori at home.
"Hashimoto!" The wretched Okada commented on the next target.
"Hi!" Hashimoto Nana raised her hand.
“The part about drying the phone was really great!”
On the screen, Nana Hashimoto put her hands in a circle, and the sound effects engineer put the shotgun microphone in, moving up and down.
Hashimoto performed her famous move, a hand dryer imitation.
"I didn't expect the sound effects engineer to actually insert that hairy thing." The originally normal scene was grasped by the obscene Okada and described in a vulgar way.
The girls all laughed sheepishly at his dirty jokes.
"Also, Amamiya!"
"Hi!" Amamiya Soi raised his hand in response.
"That confession is very interesting!"
On the screen, Amamiya Souri was holding one of Ino-chan's arms in a coquettish manner, which made the members burst into laughter.
The main reason is that the contrast between Ino-chan and Amamiya Shiori is too strong, making the picture quite funny.
After teasing a circle of members, Obscene Okada finally got to the point.
"Speaking of which, do you all know which show the studio you are in now is for? Everyone knows it, right?"
"AKBingo~" the girls said in unison. Even if they haven't watched the show, they can understand it just by looking at the signs on the wall.
"That's right, it's AKBingo's studio. This program will be recorded in this precious space from now on."
"Eh~" This is the first time the girls have seen this method of laying eggs under the guise of someone else.
"According to the real estate developer, it means opening a new building." Wuxian Okada explained, "Then, if you borrow this studio, you have to come up with a new name for the show."
"So," Nasty Okada picked up a sign from the ground with the capital letters "NOGI" on it, and then directly covered it with the letters "AK" in the original logo, "That's it."
"AKBingo" just became "NOGIBingo" perfunctorily, and "NOGI" was still posted crookedly.
"This will be NOGIBingo's studio from now on."
The girls applauded.
"Mina-san, please become a more powerful national idol than AKB on this stage!" said Obscene Okada.
"Hi~"
"One more thing, nogibingo's future MC will be me, Obscene Okada, please give me some advice~"
"Please give me more advice!" The members applauded.
"There must be people who are unhappy with me being the MC." Obscene Okada crossed his arms and said.
"No, no, no." The girls shook their heads repeatedly.
"You must know that AKB has gone through constant hardships to get to where it is today, so it is possible to surpass it only if you have to fight hard."
"Oh~~"
"That's why everyone was sprayed with cream so hard today."
"Hi~"
"Do you understand? You can't surpass AKB just by being tidied up regularly, so everyone has to endure a test that even AKB has not endured."
"Eh--"
A test that even AKB has never experienced. Thinking of this, many girls became perverted.
Because AKB's variety shows are much more fun than Nogizaka's, according to the wretched Okada, Nogizaka may have to go through a lot of hardships.
