Shitara: "Let's talk about Shiraishi's highlights."
Shiraishi: "Recently, I have incorporated my favorite purple into my outfit. I recently bought purple shorts, shirts, socks and some small accessories. Because summer is here, I wear looser clothes, and finally match them with slim legs. Socks. That’s it.”
"It's quite fashionable." Himura commented.
After that, the banana man commented on the remaining people one by one. He mentioned Hashimoto's maternity clothes, Sakurai's 10cm high heels, and all the points that he could complain about.
Just when everyone thought that the content of this issue was over, Shitara announced to the uneasiness of the members that there would be a surprise bag inspection next, and there was a sudden scream.
As a good young man of the new era who abides by the law and has a healthy mind, Amamiya Sugawara knew that sooner or later something like this would happen. Therefore, she has always followed the principle of not bringing things that she shouldn't bring, and she often reminds Shiraishi Mai. So among the screams, the two of them were the few who were smiling and confident.
The steward pushed a table with pulleys closer, with all kinds of bags, large and small, placed on it.
"mou~" "hate~" Seeing that their bags were about to be opened in front of everyone, the girls were reluctant.
"First of all, we have no idea which bag belongs to whom," Shitara declared.
Himura: "Yes."
"Then let's scan it first," Shitara began to select prey.
"Eh? Is this a backpack?" Shitara first noticed the beige backpack that stood out among all the bags.
"It's quite cute." Himura commented.
"Looking like an idiot." Shitara, who had a different view, laughed.
In the young altar, the guy who was called an idiot screamed, and the others gloated and applauded.
"Then let's read this first!" Himura suggested.
"Whose does this belong to?" Shitara picked up the backpack and showed it to the members of Hindan.
"It's me." Gao Shan raised his hand full of resentment.
"You really look like an idiot!" Shitara teased.
Everyone watched with great anticipation as Shitara opened the zipper of his backpack with his gloved hands, and then reached out to take out the contents.
The first thing I took out was a pink cosmetic bag.
"Open it~" Shitara put the cosmetic bag on the table.
"Hi~" Takayama Kazumi nodded.
The cosmetic bag was stuffed to the brim.
Himura: "There are so many things, well, it is indeed a girl~"
Shitara first took out an eyebrow pencil and then a lip balm, both of which were normal things.
"Himura-san, here is a lip balm." Shitara handed the lip balm to Himura.
Himura, who understood, stared at the lip balm like a pervert.
"Ah - no!" Takayama Kazumi screamed, holding his cheek.
Himura was unmoved, took off the cap of the lip balm, and then stepped closer to his lips.
The screams of disgust were endless.
Himura stuck out his tongue.
"Himura-san, please come back." At the critical moment, Shitara finally stopped Himura's abnormal behavior.
This is the signature joke of the comedian Obscene Okada who was a guest on "Where's Nogizaka"? Usually an uncle uses her cosmetics or wears her clothes in a very obscene way in front of a beautiful girl. The wretched Okada would often use his light-speed tongue to make it look like he was licking the cosmetics, which would often cause the girls to scream in disgust and disgust.
The girls' reaction was in line with Himura's wishes, and he put the cap of the lip balm on with a lewd smile.
"It's not this kind of inspection." Shitara reminded.
After checking the makeup bag, Shitara took out a Sony Walkman from his backpack and checked Gao Shan's music library.
The first target was successfully inspected and found to be very sound and without any contraband.
For the second target, Shitara picked Matsumura's bag. Before he could open it, Matsumura rushed forward and snatched the bag back.
Banana Man won't tolerate you cheating, so he cooperated with the members to take the bag back. When he opened it, he found another sock with one remaining piece on, some messed up tissues, and snack wrappers. It was a mess. No wonder she Want to snatch the bag away.
Next, Nishino's bag and Saito's bag have their own characteristics. One collected bottle caps in a small bag, and the other wrote a diary seriously. The same feature is that they are all well organized.
However, it was Hashimoto Nana's turn to be struck by lightning at the opening.
"As for Hashimoto, is it okay?" Himura asked. Hashimoto has a mature and stable personality, so there should be nothing strange about him.
"It doesn't matter what you take out, right?" Shitara asked while unzipping.
"No problem." Hashimoto nodded.
Then Shitara pulled out a long and elastic thing from the bag.
"Eh?" Himura was shocked.
"Ah——" the member screamed.
Nana Hashimoto lowered her head in embarrassment. She didn't know where to place her helpless hands, and she wanted to get into the backstage in embarrassment.
What Shitara took out was a pair of flesh-colored pantyhose that had not been sorted and placed in the bag so casually.
"Why do you have this?" Shitara took out the pantyhose and put them on the table.
Hashimoto covered his face, unable to explain.
Himura: "This is obviously worn!"
"No, no, I haven't worn them yet!" Hashimoto defended quickly and quickly rolled up his pantyhose to clarify that he was not as sloppy as Himura imagined.
"Would a pair of clothes that haven't been worn be so twisted into a ball?" Shitara questioned.
"Well, they were twisted together so they were twisted like this." Hashimoto said that they had definitely been washed and never worn.
"This is amazing. This kind of thing can actually be taken out of an idol's bag. It's hard to see it on TV~" Shitara commented.
Hashimoto covered his face in shame, feeling as if his reputation had been ruined in one fell swoop.
Fortunately, the other items in the bag were neatly organized, and Banana Man didn't notice the other crumpled-up underwear, otherwise this sloppy persona would have been confirmed.
"This bag," Shitara said, eyeing the next target, "it looks like a high school girl!"
What he picked out was a black leather bag, the style commonly used by JK, the kind you often see on the way home from high school.
"Whose is this?" Himura asked.
"Mine." Amamiya Shiori raised his hand, left his seat, and walked forward.
"This was used when I was in school, and it has been used ever since." Amamiya Soi explained.
"It's quite heavy." Shitara lifted the bag with one hand and felt the weight.
"Is there nothing strange?" Himura asked with a smirk on his face.
"Of course not!" Amamiya Shiori answered without any hesitation. He knew what was going on and was not panicked at all.
