Shen Yue, who kept chattering and laughing more and more obscenely, did not notice at all that the atmosphere at the scene had been divided into two parts.
On the other side were Jiang Zhuxin, his mother and daughter, and Yu Zhenting, who couldn't hear Shen Yue's thoughts. The four of them used the same expressions as a subway old man looking at his cell phone, looking like the remaining few people had their acupuncture points tapped.
The other one can hear Shen Yue's heartfelt voice. The expressions on Shen Wenzhong's and his wife's faces are doubtful as to what exactly I heard, while Song Li continues to be confused and doesn't have enough brain power.
Yu Rangchen crushed the screen projection remote control in his hand and almost dug out a castle with his toes.
The judgment just now that 'it's like taking off your pants in public' was too conservative. Having your feelings made public is like hiding in your room eating shit with a spoon, only to be seen by someone pushing the door open.
Yu Rangchen swore that there was really no moment in his life like this where he wanted to die so strongly and that was the end of it.
He even glanced down from the window and carefully compared whether he was more likely to be crippled or dead if he jumped.
In short... I just don’t want to fucking live anymore.
But I didn't expect that it would be appreciated by my little ancestor.
【Oh my God! Do patients with advanced love brain disease really exist? 】
【My beautiful mother! This kind of top-quality goods is harder to find than a frog-turned-prince. When you encounter it, you should rush forward without hesitation. Opportunities will be lost if you are slow! 】
【Marry him, marry him, marry him...】
Song Li:......
Are you serious?
Ever since Shen Yue mentioned the little girl in a floral skirt who caught snakes, Song Li had carefully recalled and verified it.
That day should be the funeral of Yu Rangchen's biological mother. Song Li, as Yu Rangchen's child bride, naturally had to attend with Shen Wenzhong.
And because I didn’t like the suppressed emotions between adults, I went to play in the Yu Family Garden alone.
Unexpectedly, she met her little brother who was squatting in the corner with his legs in his arms and crying. Just as she was about to go over, a snake crossed the gravel road and headed towards her brother. She didn't think much about it at the time and was about to pick up a dead branch in her hand. He went up and drove the snake away.
As for singing to him, it was entirely because she was about to attend the kindergarten's June 1st party. She was afraid of not performing well, so she kept practicing.
She still remembers the lyrics of that song. Outside the pavilion and beside the ancient road, the grass is green and the sky is green...
Lollipops are indeed her favorite. After all, no child can refuse sweet things. She gave him lollipops because he was crying too much and wanted to make him happy.
It's just that he was too difficult to tease, and he didn't respond at all to one or two, so I gave him all the lollipops.
The floral skirt that year was bought by Fu Qingru at the foreign trade mall. There were only two pieces, one for her and one for Shen Ciqing.
As for why Shen Ciqing knew what happened back then, it was because she promised Shen Ciqing before going out to bring her sweets when she came back.
As a result, the candy was gone, so I had to tell the truth and gave it all to my little brother.
So this is all just...how to describe it!
All right!
When she was sold, Xuan Hongdao erased her memory. The only memory left was the little brother who couldn't even make him laugh even if he gave her sweets. She even dreamed of marrying him more than once.
Later, she fell in love with Yan Nanchuan, mostly because he looked like the little brother in her dream, which made her mistakenly believe that Yan Nanchuan was her destiny.
But if you miss something, you will miss it. You cannot get on the train with an expired ticket.
In short, she never thought about marrying Yu Rangchen. To be precise, she thought it would be good to live with her daughter, and she never thought about marrying again.
Maybe it was mother and daughter who had a heart-to-heart connection. When Song Li pursed his lips and was about to speak, Shen Yue took the lead and started shouting.
[Beautiful mom, please don’t be stupid and refuse! Do you know how cute the man in front of you is? 】
Yu Rangchen: Me? The strongest male protagonist who is 1.9 meters tall, cute? Aren't you afraid that I will take revenge on you as a guardian after I succeed in taking over?
[He, one of the strongest male protagonists, actually secretly learned cooking skills from a teacher. Not only did he learn cooking skills, he also learned storage and cleaning from a cleaner, and he even learned clothing matching and makeup styling. 】
Shen Wenzhong and Fu Qingru began to look at Yu Rangchen with strange eyes: they can barely understand cooking and cleaning, but they can't understand but respect the clothing matching. What the hell is this makeup look?
Does he need this face? No need at all!
so……
No wonder he has never been close to Shen Ciqing. Is there any possibility that he doesn't like women?
Shen Wenzhong looked at Yu Rangchen again. Don't tell me, let alone tell me, this face is really suitable for both men and women.
No matter how good a man is, you can't have him. Just when Shen Wenzhong was about to refuse, Shen Yue's voice came again.
[The funniest thing is that he actually asked his assistant to buy lipsticks of almost all colors from major brands. As a straight man who could barely distinguish between green and green at traffic lights, he memorized the characteristics of all the colors from memory. 】
[I actually took 100 real questions online that a qualified husband must know, and I went from 30 points to 100 points. 】
[For example, if your wife says that she met your ex-girlfriend in the hospital today, how should you respond?
My wife said yes, yes, everything you said is right, is it right or wrong?
I had an argument with my wife. My wife realized that she was wrong. I told you that I was going to the supermarket. Do you want to go? You go or not...]
System: [Only thirty points for such a simple question? Does the strongest male protagonist have an IQ problem? 】
Yu Rangchen:...
[You are so powerful, please give me an answer. 】
System: [The first answer should be: I don’t have an ex-girlfriend. 】
Shen Yue sneered.
[What about the second one? 】
System: [I said three correct things, so it must be correct. 】
Shen Yue couldn't hold it back and laughed mercilessly.
[You deserve to be in trouble with the system. Is the focus of the first question on your ex-girlfriend? The focus is on the hospital, okay? You should hold your wife's face and ask nervously, have you gone to the hospital? Are you feeling unwell? My husband is so worried! 】
System: [Does it need to be licked like this? What about the second one? 】
[In the grammar inherited by our Chinese civilization, there is a saying called triple affirmation to negation. If your wife says three yeses in a row, it means it is wrong. You should apologize immediately. 】
System: [Are you humans so complicated? Good thing I'm not human.
The person who made the mistake apologizes, I understand.
So the third question is, should I wait for my wife to apologize before considering whether to go to the supermarket? 】
[Xiao Tongzi, you are still too young! Is the point right or wrong? The point is, my wife has already given you the steps, so why don’t you just follow them? Are you waiting for your wife to send you home? 】
System: [I'm autistic, human routines are too deep, I can't win! 】
Shen Wenzhong: Damn it, I forgot to take a notebook to take notes. This is the key point Yue'er said! I almost forgot, Yu Rangchen has a question bank, just ask him for it later.
Fu Qingru: My eldest granddaughter! You've been talking here for a long time, what's the point? Let me point out the key points. What exactly does Yu Rangchen want to do?
Yu Rangchen: If I am guilty, please have the law punish me. Why should a little baby punish me?
【Eh? There was a heated discussion just now, so why are they all silent now? Why are my grandparents, beauties, and Yu Rangchen looking at me?
Are you asking for my opinion? 】
