Song Li: Bah, bah, bah, childish words are unbridled, childish words are unbridled...
The topic finally got on the right track, and the smile on Jiang Zhuxin's face finally became a little genuine, "Big brother decorated the small park where you had a blind date, and prepared a dance, flowers, cake..."
Jiang Zhuxin, who couldn't make it up, paused for a second, then continued: "It's very romantic anyway."
After waiting for two seconds, Jiang Zhuxin changed the topic and said: "I found that the eldest brother is very scheming. He dressed himself up like a groom in his twenties, and then waited for you there with a bouquet of flowers.
Forget it, he actually didn't let me tell you this. Look at you now, you're not wearing formal clothes and you haven't put on all your makeup.
When the time comes to compare, one is fully decorated and the other is half-finished. How inappropriate! "
[How come my grandma is half-baked? Have you ever seen such a young and beautiful semi? You are half-baked, and your whole family is half-baked. 】
Song Li: Well said!
Fu Qingru was very happy to hear this. She didn't even care about Jiang Zhuxin and said cooperatively: "It's quite inappropriate. Then I'll ask the driver to go back and I'll clean up before coming out."
[My grandma is mighty. When you go back, turn around and go back quickly. The centaur will stop and go back. You won’t have to encounter a car accident when you go back. 】
【Quick! 】
go back?
That is impossible.
This was the sentence that had been waiting for him for a long time, Jiang Zhuxin said happily: "No need to go to such trouble.
Although the eldest brother is my biological eldest brother, I will always be yours in my heart. When the eldest brother told me not to tell you, my first reaction was that I was afraid that you would regret it later because you didn’t wear nice clothes or put on nice makeup.
So I bought two beautiful skirts, and I chose the most festive and white red skirt for you. I wore a black one myself. Isn’t it beautiful? "
While speaking, Jiang Zhuxin even showed off her skirt.
[It’s like a bucket covered with a sack. It doesn’t look good. It doesn’t look good at all. 】
Song Li: The little guy’s comments are somewhat filled with personal grudges.
Fu Qingru: Is it a problem with the skirt? It's obviously a human problem. I'll show you how to wear it later to see if you still say it doesn't look good.
Just as she was thinking this, Jiang Zhuxin shook off her red skirt and said, "Sister, hurry up and change in the car. I'll put on makeup for you. I'm sure you'll charm my big brother to death."
"I like the black one on you better," Fu Qingru said.
"..." Jiang Zhuxin's expression stiffened unnaturally, and she suddenly laughed again, "Sister, today is a good day for you and your eldest brother, so you have to wear red. Wearing black is unlucky."
[You have used such a ridiculous reason as being unlucky, what kind of trick is this old witch doing? 】
System: [I don’t know! 】
[What do I want you to do? 】
[This old witch doesn’t want to get into a car accident with us so she can clean herself up! 】
[If this is the case, it means that the person who caused the car accident was not an indiscriminate attack. The target was my grandmother, and the others would have to depend on their luck. 】
【guess what? I was held in the hands of the nanny, who was sitting next to Jiang Zhuxin, so I was most likely safe. 】
【Oh yeah! I don't have to die, I'm so happy. 】
System: [Then you don’t care about your dear grandma and beautiful mother? 】
【Do I have less control? Do any of them listen to me? 】
Fu Qingru:......
Song Li:......
Blame us!
Although even Shen Yue didn't know what kind of medicine Jiang Zhuxin was selling, Fu Qingru still cooperated and changed her clothes.
"You don't need to put on makeup anymore. It's good now."
Fu Qingru couldn't accept the disgusting Jiang Zhuxin using a brush to rub her face in various ways.
Jiang Zhuxin, who was too lazy to do anything for her, didn't even stutter, and neatly put away her cosmetics, "It's okay, sister is already very charming like this."
"..." Fu Qingru put on a professional fake smile and did not answer.
"Then what..." Jiang Zhuxin packed up the things she had brought, "Ask the driver to let me down! My elder brother has repeatedly told me to keep this matter a secret. If you see me going there with you, you will definitely scold me.
I walked over, and it only took three to five minutes. "
Fu Qingru and Song Li held hands together and watched Jiang Zhuxin get off the car, feeling very excited.
Has it started yet?
It's finally starting, right?
But their little baby was in ruins at this moment.
[Grandma, Beauty Mom, I beg you, don’t let the old witch get out of the car, don’t open the door, don’t...]
[I thought the old witch got in the car so that she could clean herself up after the car accident happened with us. Unexpectedly, the old witch got out of the car midway. 】
Shen Yue's little face that hadn't opened yet had a desperate expression at this moment.
[The old witch got out of the car successfully, which meant that the car accident was not far away. 】
System: [There are still five minutes until the car accident occurs, please be prepared. 】
[Tongzi, do you want to hear what you said? I'm a little baby, what do you want me to prepare? 】
【How are you prepared to accept death? 】
[Are you still packing up and preparing to be promoted to the system world as a system? 】
System: [No, you are selected by the system and will not die easily. 】
【Won’t die? 】
Shen Yue let out a cry that was sadder than death.
Song Li took Shen Yue and patted her gently, while wondering in his heart, wouldn't it be better to die if he didn't die? I really don’t know what’s going on in my daughter’s little head.
[Getting into a car accident and not dying, these two points are nothing on their own, but combined they are quite scary, okay? 】
[If you are involved in a car accident but will not die, that means you will be injured. The car accident that killed my grandmother shows that the intensity is not ordinary.
I, a little baby, must not suffer level three, four, five or even six or seven injuries! 】
[You must not lie in the hospital and undergo painful torture for half a year or even a year or two. 】
【I don’t want it! If I have to choose between painful life and death, I would rather choose death! 】
System: [It’s not that difficult to die. 】
[I am a little baby, jump off a building, hang myself, drink medicine, cut my wrists... which one is within my capabilities?
You dare to lick your face and say it’s not that difficult, it’s not that difficult, please give me an idea to try. 】
System: [Just starve yourself to death without eating or drinking. 】
【……】
[I have always had ambitions as high as the sky and a mouth as short as a eunuch's tools. I couldn't keep my mouth shut in my previous life to lose weight, let alone die from a hunger strike. It's impossible, absolutely impossible. 】
Song Li breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his daughter did not have a willpower of steel, but...it was not very good for this little girl to use the metaphor of a eunuch!
People who eat melons: I give you four words of "unfounded worry". As long as we are here, you can just wait and win!
System: [Then you should quickly find a way to get your grandma to change direction and not go to the small park. 】
[I would like to, but... forget it, let’s give it a try! 】
【Help! Stop the car quickly! Someone kidnapped the baby. Someone wanted to kill my grandma and my beautiful mother. Help! 】
What Shen Yue thought about was what if someone could understand baby talk!
But I didn't expect that after barking a few times, I found that all that came out was a single "ah" sound, and the difficulty of understanding it was comparable to that of a human being understanding the braying of a donkey.
[Forget it, destroy it! I'm tired. 】
Song Li was speechless for a moment. Unexpectedly, he looked at his daughter in his arms the next second and found that the baby had closed its eyes and fell asleep.
There were crystal tears hanging on her beautifully curled eyelashes, and her little mouth was still curled up in grievance when she fell asleep, which made Song Li's heart melt.
