Song Lizheng was wondering what he was looking at. The agreement in her hand was taken away without paying attention. Then she looked in shock as Yan Nanchuan, who was hanging in the air, bit off the cap of his pen and quickly signed it with the pen in one hand and the agreement in the other. Hand it back after writing.
Song Li:......
what's the situation?
Has he really changed his gender?
Song Li took it and turned it over in disbelief. He actually signed it and the font was very neat.
"You..." Song Li confirmed, "are you really willing to give me all your property?"
"You are my wife, and I can give you my life. Property is nothing. Whatever you want, as long as I have it, I will give it to you. If I don't have it, I will find a way to get it for you."
"..." Song Li read the agreement again and didn't know what to say.
[What is this scumbag doing again? Why did you change your gender? 】
[Isn’t it because I felt the call of Chasing Wife’s Crematorium script and followed the affectionate plot? 】
System: [As the saying goes, a prodigal son never comes back with gold. If the scumbag really changes his ways, wouldn't that be great? At least you can be a neat family of three. 】
[No, if you forgive him so easily, then what does the injustice my beautiful mother suffered before count? Is it considered self-inflicted and deserves to be unlucky? 】
Song Li felt that the system was right. There should be no child who doesn’t want to have a neat family!
If Yan Nanchuan really changes his ways...
Before he could finish thinking about it, the agreement in his hand was taken away again, and Song Li looked along the slender hand.
It's Shen Zhongli.
"Second brother!"
"Well, be good!" Shen Zhongli rubbed her head gently, then turned back to his cold expression and turned over the agreement for a second. He nodded slightly while reading, "The agreement is very good."
"Doctor Dog, what are you doing?" Yan Nanchuan was furious.
"What are you doing?" Shen Zhongli raised his lips playfully, "Watch Mr. Yan practice acrobatics."
"Second brother, I..."
Song Li wanted to explain, but was stopped by Shen Zhongli's eyes. The general meaning was that I already knew everything.
Just as Shen Zhongli was about to speak, Shen Yue finally turned over the melon.
[Let me tell you, why did the scumbag sign the contract so happily? It turns out that there is a lawyer behind the big man to advise him. 】
[Lawyer Dog told me that Mr. Scumbag signed first and he had a way to invalidate the two agreements. 】
[The plan to ask for forgiveness this month was also a lawyer's move. The reason is that the lawyer hired by the Shen family came to Yan Nanchuan to talk about divorce and property division.
The Shen family hired a very capable lawyer. Yan Nanchuan did not want to divide half of the property, but wanted to solve the problem fundamentally - to find a way to make Song Li give up the idea of divorce. 】
After a moment of silence, Yan Nanchuan received strange looks from everyone present.
Yan Nanchuan: What did the little thing say again? It seems that this little thing can no longer be kept.
Shen Zhongli: The little guy has already said it, what else do you want me to say?
Song Li: So that’s what happened, I was almost deceived.
People who eat melon:...
It turned out to be just a way to ask for forgiveness.
The purpose is to keep the property, and it turns out to be a man, ha!
I thought it was because Yan Nanchuan couldn't survive without Song Lizhen?
As if sensing everyone's questions, Shen Yue also asked the same question, and the system gave the answer:
System: [Yan Nanchuan took the script of Chasing His Wife and Crematorium. He would not be able to live without Song Li. The specific symptoms are: unable to eat during the day and unable to work, unable to sleep at night, and his heart aches when he thinks of Song Li...]
[I understand, my scumbag father loves my beautiful mother, but not to the point where he would give up everything for my beautiful mother.
Not only is he unwilling to give up everything, he doesn't even want to give me the half that is my mother's. He is really a calculating dog man. 】
[To put it more bluntly, he needs my beautiful mother, but he doesn’t want to pay anything for my beautiful mother. Rounding it off is like wanting to go whore for nothing. 】
[This kind of love is really ridiculous. My beautiful mother is a good person, and I won’t be so mean as to be your mother-in-law. Get away as far as you want. 】
【well! No, he actually wants to kill me, damn beep...]
[Beep...]
Song Li: If you dare to touch my daughter, I will make you die badly.
Thinking of this, he suddenly looked up at the sky and saw that the dark clouds were very thick and dull, as if it was going to rain and it almost wouldn't rain.
This is the time to strike down this selfish and scheming bitch with a thunderbolt.
Noticing her behavior, Sister Fang freed up one of Shen Yue's hands to send a message to the group.
Sister Fang, confinement sister-in-law: Is there a possibility that God will send a few thunders, even a heavy rain? At least let the scumbag get some retribution!
Programmer Xiao Ge: I have a brother from the Meteorological Bureau who is responsible for artificial rainfall. I will come and help him.
Fertility Center Shen Zhongli: Waiting for your good news!
…
The power of the masses is indeed infinite.
Boom!
A dull sound of shell breaking sounded in the sky.
Then a torrential downpour rushed down.
Yan Nanchuan first shrank down in shock, and then looked at Song Li pitifully, only to receive an indifferent look mixed with a bit of amusement.
"Honey, I've also signed the words. Just forgive me and let me come up, okay?"
"Want to come up?" Song Li curled his lips, "As soon as your two bodyguards pulled their seat belts, wouldn't you just go up?"
Yan Nanchuan carefully figured out her choice of words. "Go up" meant to let him go back to the next door, not to enter her room.
This still means no forgiveness.
Damn it, he has already made it this far and this bitch is still so cruel.
I thought about forgetting it, but felt that if I gave up the previous efforts now, it would be in vain.
Yan Nanchuan gritted his teeth and insisted: "My wife..."
Before he could say anything, the sky lit up for a moment like a match being struck, and lightning rushed towards Yan Nanchuan like a greedy snake.
Stinging lightning passed through his body, and his body felt like it was being torn apart.
Yan Nanchuan just screamed and his head drooped.
When everyone looked over, Yan Nanchuan's handsome hairstyle looked like a square dancing lady who had just had an ion perm, and his face was as dark as a miner who had just been dug out of the coal mine.
Sister Fang and the housekeeper knew it was not appropriate to laugh at this time, but...
I really can’t help it!
Fortunately, Song Li and Shen Zhong were also laughing, but their smiles were prettier.
【Wow! It turns out that there is such a thing as being struck by lightning! What a great experience. 】
[This is what my scumbag father deserves. It really made me laugh to death. 】
The melon-eating people in the group almost burst into laughter when they watched the whole video posted by the butler, and all kinds of hahaha emoticons were flying all over the place.
Xiao Yu at the front desk: Speaking of which, the weather bureau brothers who are programmers are a bit real! This will all work, thanks Reese.
Security Department Lao Zhang: This amazing operation is almost as good as the Dragon King of the East China Sea in "Journey to the West". I admire him!
Coder Xiaoge: Stop talking, my brother is being lectured by the leader right now! You might even have to pay a fine.
Director of Pediatrics Feng: This is not okay. We cannot allow our brothers to be wronged. I will give them guidance and give them guidance.
Coder Xiaoge: Thank you for my brother.
Xiao Zhu, a staff member of the Meteorological Bureau: Brother code farmer Xiao Ge, can you please stop spreading rumors about me? I just calculated some small errors in the materials used for artificial rainfall. I emphasize again that it is an 'error' and not an 'error'.
Errors can be avoided, so they need to be punished. Errors cannot be avoided only by their size, and there is no issue of punishment.
The leader was just nagging me, why did it become a lecture?
Coder Xiaoge: It’s my brother’s fault, and I apologize to you.
Meteorological Bureau staff member Xiao Zhu: I don’t need to apologize, but you can pay for the extra materials.
Coder Xiaoge: Didn’t you say error? Do you still need compensation?
Meteorological Bureau staff member Xiao Zhu: Of course we must compensate. We cannot poach the country or waste taxpayers’ money.
Coder Xiaoge:...
Xiao Ge clicked on the red envelope and entered two hundred. Just as he was about to send it out, he heard the sound of red envelopes dropping coins in the group.
After exiting and taking a look, it turned out that Shen Zhongli had sent two red envelopes in the group, one was exclusive to Xiao Zhu, and the other was available to everyone.
Xiao Ge nodded and grabbed a red envelope worth one thousand yuan. After another look, it turned out that Shen Zhongli's red envelope was one thousand yuan per person.
So the group started using various emoticons of 'Thank you boss'.
