[Poop in my pants, ugh... so embarrassing! 】
As soon as she heard the noise, she knew that the little ancestor had woken up, and the nurse quickly stepped forward to change Shen Yue's diaper.
The nurse skillfully lifted Shen Yue's feet and wiped Shen Yue's butt with warm water.
Shen Yue:......
This is too shameful.
Shen Yue was an entertainment reporter in her previous life, commonly known as the paparazzi.
Just because he stayed up all night squatting with his infatuated love melon, he suddenly died of no use.
When I opened my eyes again, I found that I had entered an ancient novel about chasing my wife in the crematorium, and became the cannon fodder daughter of the abused heroine.
Cannon fodder is also acceptable, after all, there is still a way to survive by changing the plot with wisdom.
It turned out that what he was suffering from was fetal transfusion.
Who is a good person who can change the plot with wisdom at an age when he can't control his pee or even express the word "pee"?
Destroy it! Tired, looking down on life and death, dissatisfied, but lying down and accepting the plot arrangement, surviving day by day.
It is a baby's instinct to feel comfortable and want to suck something after changing it.
Shen Yue's big round eyes rolled, and she couldn't help but stuff her pink round hands into her mouth.
While sucking with relish, he started to call the system.
[Hello, hello, system, are you there? can you hear? 】
Nurse:……
Calling the system?
This is another time to expose melons.
In just two days, 90% of the medical staff in the pediatrics and obstetrics and gynecology departments had their food exposed to everyone.
The doctors and nurses who came to check the ward all came into the ward with a smile and walked out with a donkey face. Some of them had a bad temper and even kicked the door open. The maintenance department has come to repair it three times.
If you report again, you won't necessarily be reporting to someone else. She was afraid that it would end up hurting her, so the nurse quickly put Shen Yue next to her mother, interrupting her communication with the system.
[Sister nurse, you really understand babies. You know that babies will feel insecure if they can’t smell their mother’s scent. 】
【Yeah! Babies should stay with their mothers! 】
【well! What a pity my mother’s fate! She really deserves her reputation as a sadistic heroine, she really tortures her to the point of death! 】
Nurse:……
Isn't it? I have been working in the obstetrics department for almost ten years, and I have never seen anyone come to the hospital with a pregnant belly to give birth to a baby.
During the delivery process, I encountered heavy bleeding again, and it was difficult to save her.
Although he has been transferred from the ICU to the general ward, he has not woken up yet.
[It’s another day when melons pile up in mountains. Which melon should I open first? 】
Shen Yue's bright round eyes looked at the nurse who was tucking her in.
[It seems that this nurse sister’s melons haven’t been seen yet. 】
Nurse:……
What about the bottle?
She needs to be silenced.
【Tsk! At first glance, this nurse sister looks like an obedient baby, and it is unlikely that she would prescribe something that would make people’s jaws drop. 】
[However... everything is inevitable. In his previous life, the top male star who was praised by fans as "My brother will not collapse even if the sky falls" was polite and courteous in front of others. He was so pure that he would blush if he was called "brother" Degree.
As a result, her private life became a mess. In the end, the house collapsed with no foundation left, and she went straight in to use the sewing machine. 】
【so……】
Shen Yue was chattering non-stop with foam in her mouth. Before the milky sound could break through the foam, the nurse blocked it with a bottle.
Nurse:……
so close!
After taking milk powder for two days, Shen Yue had already given up struggling and got used to it.
She is now a baby in body, but still an adult in soul. Formula milk is only suitable for babies. When she eats it, she only feels the fishy smell and it is difficult to swallow.
However, she can only take milk powder now, and she has to swallow it in big mouthfuls even if she pinches her nose.
The nurse finally let out a long sigh of relief and looked down at Shen Yue in her arms.
The little guy held up his chubby little fist while sucking the milk, and let go when his mouth was full. His little tongue licked his pink lips with satisfaction, and finally he let out a milky burp.
The nurse's heart melted just by looking at her cute appearance.
Who knows that the little guy will be more energetic to do things when he is full.
[Why did the ward rounds doctor change again? 】
Dr. Feng:…
Then I leave?
The nurse taking care of her gave Dr. Feng a slightly embarrassed smile, roughly meaning don't act like a child.
Just after he apologized, the little guy started again.
[This doctor is so serious! I don’t know if he was afraid of exposing his wrinkles, but his face under the thick glasses had no expression at all, as if it had been ironed with an iron. His whole body and even his hair exuded the majesty of an academic leader. 】
Dr. Feng was impressed by the comment that Xu was an 'academic leader', and his expression did not change.
The nurse put Shen Yue on the small bed with some relief, and unwrapped the quilt for Dr. Feng's routine inspection.
My heart said, little one! Have some fun!
If you offend this person again, no doctor will be willing to come to your place for ward rounds.
【Tsk! At first glance, this serious person looks like a health care boss with a boring private life, which is boring! 】
Hearing the little guy say it was boring, the nurse was relieved a little.
After putting it down, I couldn't help but wonder if this Dr. Feng, who has top medical skills and high qualifications, might have anything eye-opening to offer.
As the little guy said, everything is possible.
Just like this little guy, he is different from other babies when he is born. He can only make babbling sounds from his mouth, but when he hears it, it is automatically translated into understandable sentences in his ears.
No one can explain what's going on, and what's even more strange is that no one has the desire to study her.
It was probably the function of the system, and everyone who heard it naturally thought so.
Unexpectedly, the little guy is not picky at all when eating melons.
Even though he was judged to be nothing interesting, he still summoned the system.
After reading the system content, Shen Yue curled her lips and raised her eyebrows with a smile.
【Tsk! I really can't tell that Dr. Feng actually has two faces. 】
Everyone who followed Dr. Feng for ward rounds:...
Oh~~~
what's the situation?
Do it quickly.
[While at work, he puts on his glasses and warns patients very sternly to go to bed early and get up early and eat less junk food.
As soon as he took off his white coat, he began to imitate young people who stayed up late to dance and play games. He cooked crayfish in his left hand and spicy hotpot in his right hand, and even had a small barbecue with beer. 】
Click!
The stethoscope in Dr. Feng's hand creaked when he pinched it.
It is very much like the reputation she has accumulated through decades of hard work.
[Why is Dr. Feng looking like this? Is he constipated? 】
Dr. Feng:…
Even though my blood pressure was rising faster than a thermometer thrown into boiling water, I still heard something more exciting.
【Wow! Even though Dr. Feng is old, he actually likes guys with eight-pack abs. All the videos on his phone are of handsome guys showing off their shirtless abs. 】
[Unexpectedly, there is something even more exciting. Dr. Feng actually found a boyfriend who is thirty years younger than himself. He is also a double-door sports student. He just finished the 300th round last night. He is really a role model for women! 】
[I didn’t expect that this little boyfriend was quite capable. He took Dr. Feng’s money, drove a car given by Dr. Feng, and pretended to be a second-generation rich man to become an art student. 】
[After serving Dr. Feng, he actually still has ammunition to pay for the art students. With such a good waist, no wonder Dr. Feng likes him. 】
[It’s just... Doctor Feng’s head is quite green! 】
Snapped!
The dirty diaper the nurse was about to throw away fell to the floor.
Dr. Feng turned back and glared at the nurse. The nurse quickly picked it up, pretending to be deaf and blind, and fled the battlefield on the pretext of throwing garbage.
The intern doctor on the side was holding the medical records to install pillars and doors, and even wanted to install ceilings, for fear of being affected by Dr. Feng's anger.
After this was exposed, Dr. Feng not only wanted to use a scalpel to cut off the thing that caused his little boyfriend, but also wanted to go back and read the "Practicing Medical Practitioners Act" to see how to give Shen Yuekou the lightest sentence.
Nothing can be found about this room.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, the little guy started yelling again.
【Eh! Don't go! My mother is about to wake up, and she can’t be without anyone around her! 】
As soon as Xiao Nai's voice fell, the eyelids of Song Li, Shen Yue's biological mother, moved.
"The patient is awake," the intern shouted.
Out of his duty as a doctor, Dr. Feng gritted his teeth and turned back. He took out a flashlight from the pocket of his white coat to check Song Li's pupillary reflex. After confirming that there was no problem, he took off his stethoscope and listened for a while.
"He is recovering well and will be discharged from the hospital after a few more days of observation."
Dr. Feng explained a few precautions to the nurse taking care of Song Li. He turned to leave, but was stopped by the little guy's words again.
[There is no chance of being discharged from the hospital. My poor biological mother will be sold by bad guys to a foreign electronic fraud group to dance as a striptease. 】
【Woo! The bad guys will arrive on the battlefield in two hours, Tong! Is there any way to save my mother’s life?
A baby cannot live without its biological mother! A baby will die without its biological mother. 】
System: [Guess why I call it the melon-eating system and not the life-saving system? 】
Everyone who got the melon:...
It just means that nothing can be saved.
Everyone raised their eyebrows and looked at each other: The system can't save us, but we can!
