"I'm telling you, neighbors, grandparents, I know a little bit about this. After Xu Damao had a drink with his leaders last night, he probably drank a pound and a half, Damao.
Xu Damao couldn't control himself when he was drunk, and had sex with lesbians one after another outside the wall of the steel rolling mill..."
Seeing that Xu Damao was stubborn and refused to admit it, Shazhu stood up wearing his army green torn cotton-padded jacket that had not been washed for who knows how many years, and vividly described the story he had made up.
"hehe"
Seeing Silly Zhu's beaming expression, Liu Guangqi couldn't help but laugh.
"why are you laughing"
Liang Ladi, who was behind her, tilted her head and asked.
"Just watch, this guy is going to shoot himself in the foot."
"What's the meaning."
"It's nothing, you'll know after you read it."
"I'm too embarrassed to talk about what happened next. It's too embarrassing."
Just as they were about to get to the meaty part, all the young people in the courtyard straightened their heads and pricked up their ears. Get ready to give it a good listen and provide some material for your erotic dreams at night.
As a result, I don’t know if it was because I had no material in my mind and could not render the specific picture. At the critical moment, Shazhu actually shut up and stopped talking. These young people were so angry that they wanted to step forward and punch Shazhu twice.
"Okay, you're embarrassed to say it, but we're embarrassed to listen to it. Let's tell you what to do."
"Justice, legal action"
As soon as Yi Zhonghai asked, Shazhu hurriedly set up the seedlings and started shouting.
"Yes, there is a legal solution,"
"Catch him and send him to the security department."
The people in the courtyard were a group of people who watched the excitement without taking anything too seriously. Silly Zhu's words immediately aroused the agreement of everyone, especially the young men who were not yet married, who shouted the loudest.
"Lou Xiao'e, tell everyone what you think. Should we deal with him in our hospital or send him to the security office of the factory?"
Although the crowd in the courtyard was furious, in the final analysis it was still the matter of the couple. They had a bedside quarrel and a fight at the end of the bed. No matter how loud the people in the courtyard were, they still had to ask Lou Xiao'e for her opinion, so as to save the couple from the final blow. It is not impossible to criticize everyone in the courtyard for making their own decisions.
Lou Xiao'e was stunned for a moment when she heard this. If she was sent to the security office, it would be a big deal. Playing a gangster on the street is not a small matter. At the very least, it will be recorded as a major demerit, and it is not impossible to be expelled. In serious cases, you may even have to be imprisoned. Stayed at the police station for two days.
"Why are you all silent?"
Suddenly feeling no sound around her, the old lady asked with dim eyes.
"Old lady, let's not get involved in this matter. Just sit back and watch the fun."
Liu Guangqi didn't expect that this old lady would still be such a gossip at such an old age. He directly stuffed a mint candy into the old lady's mouth. There is no such thing as diabetes these days. Every household is seriously short of sugar. It's a good thing to be able to eat a candy.
"So sweet and filial."
Feeling sweet in her mouth, the cool old lady happily patted the back of Liu Guangqi's head.
"Old lady, what do you think we should do? Should we reduce the big issue to a trivial matter in our courtyard? Or should we send Xu Damao to the security office of the steel plant?"
The old lady's mouth just reminded Yi Zhonghai.
"There is no way to spare him. He doesn't learn well all the time."
Seeing Silly Zhu winking at her, the misunderstood old lady paused the cane in her hand.
"Well, I'll do as you say. Second uncle, you are the leader of the factory. I will leave this Xu Damao to you. Take him to the security office of our factory."
Yi Zhonghai turned to look at Liu Haizhong.
"Cheng, leave it to me, Damao, let me tell you what you are good at, come with me."
Hearing this, Liu Haizhong walked up to Xu Damao and picked up Xu Damao like a chicken.
"Second uncle, please listen to me explain, what do I really mean?
Didn't do anything. You can't just listen to what Shazhu says. "
"You haven't done anything, so why are your pants gone?"
"Hey, don't worry, second uncle, please wait a minute. Lou Xiao'e hasn't spoken yet. We have to ask her for her opinion. Lou Xiao'e, please express your position quickly. Let's forget about it. Hurry up."
Seeing that he had gotten away with the matter, Shazhu quickly stopped Liu Haizhong and begged for Xu Damao's favor, and winked at Lou Xiao'e.
"No, we have to find out who did it."
Lou Xiao'e, who was angry, would talk to Silly Zhu. When she saw Xu Damao's face, she immediately remembered what happened when Xu Damao beat her up just now, and made up her mind to send Xu Damao to the security office.
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. First uncle, second uncle, I suggest you deal with Silly Pillar seriously and make him remember it for a long time. "
Thinking that Silly Zhu was treating the three of them like monkeys, the three uncles suddenly became furious.
"I agree."
Liu Haizhong agreed.
"I agree."
"I accept the punishment, I accept the punishment."
Seeing the angry looks on the faces of the three uncles, Shazhu immediately lowered his stance.
"Then I'll punish you by sweeping the yard for a month."
"Ah, a month is too long, and it's too hard in this cold weather."
"Long? Not long at all. I just have to make you suffer to improve your memory. If it weren't for you, how could we all sit in this cold weather for half a day? Let's dismiss the meeting."
Thinking of all the useless things that Sha Zhu had done, Yi Zhonghai didn't feel good about Sha Zhu at all. After announcing the adjournment of the meeting, he picked up the teapot and walked towards the central courtyard.
The other people also pointed at Silly Pillar and then walked towards their homes.
"Si Zhu, just wait for me, this matter is not over yet,"
Xu Damao pointed at Silly Zhu's nose and said a harsh word.
"I won't wait. If you have the ability, come now. I can't kick you to death."
As he said this, Shazhu approached Xu Damao. Xu Damao was so frightened that he pulled Lou Xiao'e and ran towards his home.
"You two are really enemies of a cat and a dog. In the future, you should stop doing things like shooting yourself in the foot. Come on, old lady, I'll help you back."
"Don't worry, how's the deal you promised me going?"
"What's the matter? What did I promise you?"
Liu Guangqi turned his head and looked at Shazhu doubtfully.
"You agreed to introduce me to someone. You won't forget it so quickly. You are too uninteresting."
"When did I promise to introduce you to someone? Okay, I understand. I've been searching around, and everyone around me has almost introduced you to someone. It's not that easy to find. Don't have too much hope."
Seeing the resentful look in Silly Zhu's eyes, Liu Guangqi could only surrender.
"As long as you keep your heart in mind, I'll help you, old lady."
Silly Zhu grinned and helped the old lady walk towards the backyard.
"See, this is the courtyard. This is good. You can see all kinds of strange things in the future."
…
"Brother, I heard that you were fined for a month. What's going on? Didn't I just lose a chicken the day before yesterday? These three uncles are too bullying."
After learning about his eldest brother's experience from the neighbor in the front yard, Yu Yu, who came back from get off work, came to Shazhu's room and asked angrily.
"Don't mention it, stealing the chicken will end up losing the rice."
Silly Zhu took a sip of wine and told the story.
"I see what Brother Guangqi said is absolutely correct. You are just shooting yourself in the foot. Why are you preparing so many local products?"
He Yuyu rolled his eyes and asked, looking at the table full of local products.
"You don't have to rely on others to find a partner."
"Didn't you already ask Brother Guangqi to search for you? Why are you still looking for someone to introduce you?"
"How can eggs be put in one basket? There are many people and many paths. Your brother and I are both thirty this year. If we don't find a partner, we will really become old bachelors. This is called casting a net everywhere to catch fish."
"Too."
He Yuyu nodded after hearing this.
In the blink of an eye, a week passed.
"Xie Cheng, my old lady is from Taiyuan. Can you tell my dad to lend me your bicycle? I'll go out with my old lady for a ride."
Yu Li, who had just returned from her parents' home that night, said to her man.
"Hmph, borrow a bicycle from our dad. Don't even think about it, it's our dad's treasure."
Yan Jiecheng sneered after hearing this.
"Then what should I do? My old lady finally came here. I can't even stay with you. Just sit at home."
"That's right, let's go.
Guangqi borrowed a bicycle from his family. They had many bicycles. Guangfu went to Xi'an to go to college, and Guangfu's bicycle was sitting idle at home. "
Yan Jiecheng's mind turned around and he immediately thought of a solution.
"Speaking of the second uncle's family, they are all from the same courtyard. How come their lives are so different today? Almost everyone in his family has a bicycle. In our family, our father is still holding on to this one. , you still have to pay to ride a bike.”
Speaking of Liu Guangqi's family, Yu Li was filled with emotion.
"Can it be compared? There are five earners in my family, including Sister Meiko, who has six earners. In our family, my father and I are the only two earners. This bike was squeezed out of my father's teeth. Woolen cloth."
"Jie Cheng, what's going on with this Bai Mei? Why does he live with the second uncle's family? Aren't Qin Huairu worried? I think that Bai Zhenhua looks a bit like Liu Guangqi. He can't be the same as Liu Guangqi and Bai Mei. Son"
After hearing Yan Jiecheng mention Bai Mei, driven by curiosity, Yu Li asked about Bai Mei's situation.
"What's there to worry about, a lunatic."
"Psycho? Bai Mei is a psycho?"
"Ah, didn't I tell you?"
"No."
"Then I have to tell you properly. I've said it. She's so beautiful... plus there's such a big age difference between the two of them. How is it possible?"
Yan Jiecheng and his wife's eyes lit up when they talked about the gossip.
"Oh, I see."
Yu Li nodded as if suddenly enlightened.
"As for the resemblance between Zhenhua and Guang, it's probably a coincidence. She's ten months pregnant, so she can't hide her big belly. Before Bai Zhenhua came here, no one in the hospital had seen Baimei's big belly. Yes, so this Bai Zhenhua is definitely not the child of Bai Mei and Liu Guangqi."
"Okay, don't say these are useless, go borrow them quickly."
After chatting a lot of gossip and seeing that the sky was getting dark, Yan Jiecheng urged.
"You go ahead. I'm a woman, so I'm so embarrassed."
Yu Li held her sleeves and said embarrassedly.
"What's wrong with you? I'm a grown-up man, so why bother borrowing things from outside all day long? Go quickly."
Under Yan Jiecheng's urging, Yu Li could only walk towards Liu Guangqi's house.
"Is there anyone at home?"
Soon Yu Li arrived at the door of Liu Guangqi's house. Smelling the aroma of food emanating from the Liu family, Yu Li couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
"Who is it? It's the Yan family's wife. Is something okay?"
Liu Qiufang stuck her head out from the corridor and glanced at the door.
"Haha, Aunt Liu, are sister-in-law Huairu and brother Guangqi here? I have something to do with them?"
Yu Li forced a forced smile on her face.
"I'm at home, come in."
Without reaching out to hit the smiling person, Liu Qiufang welcomed Yu Li in. Although Yu Li had been married to the courtyard for two or three years, this was the first time she entered Liu Guangqi's house. She was full of curiosity about everything in front of her. The two courtyards used to be one, but Yu Li inexplicably felt that Liu Guangqi's courtyard was much more grand than the courtyard they lived in.
"Yu Li is here, sit down quickly, sit down quickly"
Seeing Yu Li, Qin Huairu warmly served Yu Li to the table.
