Liu Guangqi now doesn't care whether his behavior is like a dog trying to meddle in other people's eyes. He must take advantage of Bangge's first time stealing to correct his problem. Getting something for nothing is addictive. Once Banggeng likes this feeling of theft, it's over.
"Grandma save me"
"Don't talk about it grandma, even the king of heaven, I, can't save you today."
"Liu Guangqi, let go of my grandson. You little bastard will be stabbed a thousand times."
"Tell me why you stole someone else's chicken."
After spanking him for more than a dozen times, Liu Guangqi finally let go of Banggeng when he saw that Banggeng's butt was already red and shiny.
"Why do you hit me? You are not my father."
BangGeng held his butt and said unconvinced.
"Banggen, don't talk back to your uncle. Speak properly."
Qin Huiru outside saw Bangge and Liu Guang riding together and shouted anxiously through the glass.
"Just because I am your uncle, I don't care about you, who cares about you? You want others to care about you, but others are too lazy to care about you. Try glaring at me again."
Seeing Banggeng's stubborn eyes, Liu Guangqi raised his palm again, which scared Banggeng and shrank back to the corner while covering his butt.
"You don't have to worry about the number of children in this courtyard. They get into this or that trouble all day long. They either beat people up or set off cannons and destroy them. That's okay. It's normal for boys to be naughty. , but now you actually learned to steal. Tell me why you steal."
Liu Guang slapped the table violently, making Bangjian tremble in fright.
"Don't tell me. I want to see if it's your words or my ruler that's stronger today."
Seeing Banggen turning his head stubbornly, Liu Guangqi picked up the ruler again.
"Auntie, save me. Auntie, help me."
I saw the ruler in Liu Guangqi's hand. BangGeng was so frightened that he started to tremble and yell at the top of his lungs.
"Guangqi, isn't it just a chicken? I'll send two to Xu Damao's family later. What if you beat them like this and break the child?"
Qin Huairu patted the window and shouted anxiously.
"If it's broken, I'll treat it. Do you want to tell me?"
"I said it, I said it."
Seeing Liu Guangqi walking towards him again, Bangge couldn't help the fear in his heart and sobbed.
"Why are you stealing?"
Liu Guangqi pulled up a chair and asked.
"Because it's my grandma's birthday, I want to get her something delicious."
Liu Guangqi was stunned when he heard Bangge's answer, and the people outside were also stunned. This answer really exceeded Liu Guangqi's expectation. Liu Guangqi had imagined many reasons, but he did not expect this.
For a moment, Liu Guangqi didn't know whether to praise him or scold him.
"You want to cook something delicious for your grandma, why don't you get it from home? Why do you have to go to someone else's chicken? Even if you ask your mother for money."
"You don't have a good relationship with my grandma. I'm afraid you'll be angry if you take things from home and won't let Xiaodang and I eat at home in the future. My mother doesn't have a good relationship with my grandma either. She will definitely not give me money."
BangGeng said while wiping his tears.
"My grandson. My wonderful grandson."
When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard Banggan's words outside the door, she was so moved that she slapped the door and shouted.
"Don't steal again next time. If you have anything to do, just tell me. After the Chinese New Year, you will be eleven, and you are a little adult. When you encounter problems, you should find a way to solve them. Little thefts will not make big things happen. Okay, don't I'm crying, my uncle will take you to eat roast duck tomorrow, the little guy is quite filial."
Liu Guangqi walked up to Banggeng and rubbed his head. Although the little guy's behavior is wrong, his filial piety is rare. It's just that this filial object is a bit embarrassing. It seems that it's time to deal with this annoying guy like Jia Zhang.
After comforting Banggong, Liu Guangqi opened the door. Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang and Qin Huiru, who had been blocking the door, suddenly rushed in and quickly checked Banggong's body.
"Liu Guangqi, if something happens to my grandson, I will never be done with you."
Seeing the red mark on Banggeng's butt, Jia Zhang cursed loudly at Liu Guangqi.
Liu Guangqi was too lazy to pay attention to the other party and went to the mid-span by himself.
"Okay, stop looking. My arms can't twist my thighs. Three uncles joined forces to treat me. They're all doomed. I can't turn over, that's all."
As soon as Liu Guangqi walked to the corridor, he heard Sha Zhu complaining to He Yuyu.
"Zhuzi, from your tone, it sounds like you are dissatisfied with our decision."
Liu Guangqi walked out of the corridor with a smile.
"Brother Guangqi, you're here."
Seeing Liu Guangqi, He Yuyu showed a bright smile on his face and greeted Liu Guangqi warmly.
"Well, I just got back from get off work. Are you tired from working in the textile factory?"
"Not tired"
"Am I convinced? I didn't steal the chicken. Didn't you already figure out who stole it? It's only five yuan. It's a huge loss for me."
Silly Zhu glanced sideways at Jia's window.
"Don't complain. If your chicken came from the right place, you can fight this crime. It's better to pay five yuan for a self-examination in this hospital than in the factory. Just let it go. You can go to the factory whether you are big or small. If you are small, you can make a self-examination. If you are big, you will lose your job if you can’t do it. Five yuan is enough to get a job. If you think about it, it’s actually not a loss.”
Liu Guangqi walked up to Shazhu and patted him on the shoulder.
"If you want to complain, just blame yourself. If you had to get the chicken back at this time, if you had been a day earlier or a day later, you wouldn't have had these problems. As the old saying goes, if you don't work hard, you can't. Don’t fight the lazy ones, just fight the ones who don’t have eyesight. You are the one who doesn’t have eyesight.”
"Okay, okay, it's not going well when you're angry, so don't be angry with me here. Don't forget that I'm the scapegoat for your family."
Silly Zhu angrily knocked off Liu Guangqi's arm.
"Haha, okay, I know you're angry, so I'm going to give you compensation. Take it. I can't let you lose your reputation and pay for it in vain."
Liu Guangqi took out five yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into Sha Zhu's hand.
"What are you doing, taking the blame for your own child? I watched this kid grow up after all. Take it away, take it away."
Silly Zhu looked at the notes in his hand and declined.
"Take it. If you don't take it, I'll really feel bad about it. Although five yuan isn't much, it's not a small amount of money either."
"Take it away. If you give it to me again, I will be angry. If you really feel sorry for it, then you can introduce someone to me again. This matter will be over."
After rejecting Liu Guangqi, Shazhu changed the topic and said with a smile.
"No, you should just keep this money. I'll give you another five yuan and pay you double. Don't come after me."
As soon as he heard that Silly Zhu asked him to introduce someone to him, Liu Guangqi stretched out his hand that he was about to put back, and also stretched out his other hand.
"What do you mean? You don't care so much about your brother's marriage. It's been more than ten years, and we have grown up together. You have wives and children one after another. Look at me alone, cold on the stove."
"Don't complain to me there. I have few people to introduce you to. I don't have a platoon, but there are two classes. I have offended everyone because of you. You are still asking me to introduce people to you, so you should get rid of me."
"Isn't it because I haven't found the right one?"
Faced with Liu Guangqi's shameless accusation, Shazhu shrank his neck and said with a silly smile.
"One is not suitable, two are not suitable, maybe it is someone else's problem, if these dozen are not suitable, then it is your problem."
"What problem can I have? I have no problem. I can't find anything with good conditions."
"You want to find someone with good conditions, that's no problem, but can you take a look at your own conditions first? You always say that your parents are like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt. You think you are like Pan An or Song Yu. "
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That is, I introduced you to a classmate two days ago, and you insisted that he has a pair of tiger teeth, and you are afraid of dreaming about a tigress at night. I’m really…”
Seeing Liu Guangqi talking so enthusiastically, He Yuyu also joined the ranks of criticizing Silly Zhu.
"If you want me to introduce someone to you, you can tell us carefully today what kind of person you are looking for first, and you can give us a solid foundation. When we introduce someone to you, we will There is also a foundation."
Liu Guangqi decided to give Silly Zhu another chance.
"My conditions are not high, as long as my appearance is acceptable,"
"You won't tell the truth, right? I'll leave right now, and don't ever mention this to me again."
Seeing that Silly Zhu still used such hypocritical polite words to perfunctory him, Liu Guangqi raised his legs and left.
"No, no, no, I said, I said"
Seeing that Liu Guangqi was about to leave, Shazhu immediately stopped Liu Guangqi. Among the people in the courtyard, Liu Guangqi was the only one who could introduce someone to his liking. The others introduced him either with a rural household registration or Zhu Bajie, his second aunt, who was also fat. And ugly.
"Actually, my conditions are not that high. I just want to find someone like your wife,"
"Since you haven't gotten married for so many years and have been thinking about my wife all the time, have you been looking forward to my early death all these years? I'll beat her to death, believe it or not."
Liu Guangqi didn't expect that he had changed the plot like this, and Shazhu was still thinking about Qin Huairu.
"Don't be impulsive, calm down, calm down, brother Guangqi. How could you be like this, brother, brother Guangqi is so kind to you, how can you have thoughts about sister-in-law Huairu."
When He Yuyu saw Liu Guangqi angry, he immediately stepped forward and hugged Liu Guangqi.
"Who has any idea? Am I that kind of person? Listen to me. What I mean is to find someone who is as beautiful and virtuous as your wife."
"Brother, can you stop breathing so heavily when you talk?"
After hearing what Sha Zhu said, Liu Guangqi finally calmed down.
"Even if I can't find a wife like yours, I can find someone like Lou Xiao'e who is knowledgeable and courteous. Or even worse, I can find someone as young and beautiful as Yu Li from the third uncle's family, who has a city registered permanent residence."
"Oh, I really want to punch you to death, Yu Yu, listen to what your brother said. The conditions for you to find a wife are either the same as those of us, or better than us. In short, you have to be pressured. Let’s go together.”
Hearing these words, Liu Guangqi was so angry that he laughed, wishing he could transform into the Northwest Hammer King and beat the stupid pillar to death.
"Yes, even with this condition, we all grew up together. Why should I find a wife who is worse than you? In fact, I think your family Jingru is quite good, why don't you help to give her a break. "
Silly Zhu raised his chin and said confidently.
"I'm really, if there was a brick here, I would have to slap you on the face. Can you stop trying to take advantage of my sister-in-law? Can you, can you? It's not enough for you to finish Huiru, and you still want to do it. Jingru, do you think you two are suitable?"
"I think it's quite appropriate."
Shazhu bared his two rows of big white teeth and said cheerfully. Seeing Silly Zhu's blind confidence, He Yuyu, as the younger sister, couldn't help but turn his head.
"It's not suitable for you. You don't. You don't go into the house and look for a mirror to look at yourself. Let's not talk about your looks and age difference. Let's talk about salary. Our Jingru is forty-two and a half yuan a month. Compared with You still have five dollars more.
Why do you think she can fall in love with you? People tend to go to higher places. If she wants to find someone with better conditions than her, she must be looking for someone with better conditions than her. Even if she can fall in love with you, can you support her?
Not to mention anything else, this little girl just extorted more than 100 yuan from me yesterday to buy a bicycle. She is such a big spender, and your salary is not even enough for half a month. "
Liu Guangqi resisted the urge to swear.
"What if Jingru likes me like this?"
Silly Zhu refused to give up.
"You are so shameless."
Liu Guangqi was convinced by Shazhu's shamelessness. She reached out and nodded at him, then turned and walked towards her home.
"Yu Yu, do you think Jingru can like me?"
After Liu Guangqi left, Shazhu asked He Yuyu unwillingly.
"hehe."
Facing her blindly confident brother, she couldn't bear to hit Silly Zhu, so she could only smile and sneak back to her room.
"This silly Zhu is just daydreaming. I can't fall in love with anyone. He's so stupid."
After putting Qin Huairu to sleep in the middle of the night, Liu Guangqi quietly came to the attic. Under the influence of the heater, Qin Jingru was covered with only a thin summer quilt.
Looking at Qin Jingru's slim body under the thin quilt, Liu Guangqi lifted the quilt and slipped in quietly, hugging Qin Jingru.
Feeling the movement behind her, Qin Jingru opened her eyes and saw that it was Liu Guangqi. After that, her slippery and delicate body got into Liu Guangqi's arms like a loach, and a big show broke out randomly.
After some chatting, Liu Guangqi lay on Qin Jingru's round lap, enjoying the ear-picking service provided by Qin Jingru. When she heard that Sha Zhu actually wanted to have sex with him, Qin Jingru curled her lips in disdain.
If she was still in the countryside five or six years ago, and she heard that someone wanted to introduce Silly Zhu to her, she would definitely agree in a hurry.
But things were different now. Let alone Silly Zhu, there was no one in the courtyard that she could like except Liu Guangqi, the third brother.
Besides, even if she agrees, Liu Guangqi doesn't agree. She knows that her brother-in-law seems to have a good temper, but in fact he is very domineering. To be honest, she has become his forbidden pet since the day he captured her. If you want to take advantage of her, whoever does it will be unlucky.
"Who do you want to fall in love with? Little goblin."
Liu Guangqi reached out and pinched the soft flesh behind Qin Jingru.
"I don't like anyone. I just want to stay with my brother-in-law all my life and be his little girl."
Feeling the pain coming from behind, Qin Jingru rolled her eyes at Liu Guangqi.
"You're so good. Follow my brother-in-law well, and you will benefit from me in the future."
Hearing Qin Jingru's answer, Liu Guangqi nodded with satisfaction.
At noon the next day, Liu Guangqi, who had not been to Liu Lan for a long time, rode his bicycle here after a busy morning. As soon as he arrived at the door, Liu Guangqi saw a tricycle parked at the door of the next yard. There was a thin man who moved one or two pieces of furniture from the yard and put them on the cart.
"What are you doing, moving? Why are you moving?"
Liu Guangqi drove the car towards the door and found Liang Ladi who was packing her luggage in the house.
It should be mentioned here that the two of them no longer have an ambiguous relationship at this time, because Liu Guangqi has too many women, and even if Liu Guangqi has space, he is a bit busy.
Therefore, Liu Guangqi had to consider reducing the number. Among them, the most suitable person to reduce was Liang Ladi. After all, the two of them had no relationship. It was a transaction from the beginning, and they had no children, so they had no worries after they broke up.
So after comprehensive consideration, Liu Guangqi found Liang Ladi and told him his thoughts.
