"Don't come over, I'm not sick."
Looking at the big needle with cold light in Liu Guangqi's hand, the young man pretending to be sick swallowed his saliva and tried to sneak out.
"If you want to run away, Xiao Wang, hold him down."
"Oh, my mom. It hurts me so much."
Liu Guangqi, who had long expected that the other party would run away, directly grabbed the other party's shoulders. After asking Dr. Wang, who came from the main factory to help, to hold the other party's shoulders, Liu Guangqi unzipped the other party's pants and pointed at the other party's butt without saying a word. Just plunged into it.
Hearing the screams coming from the treatment room, the people waiting in line outside shivered involuntarily. Some of the ones who were afraid of pain even secretly left the queue and slipped out of the infirmary.
[In view of the general environment,
"Does your head still hurt? If so, I'll give you another shot."
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore."
Hearing that Liu Guangqi wanted to give him another session, he pretended to be sick until the young man picked up his pants and ran outside.
"Haha, Senior Brother, nothing will happen to you if you do this."
Looking at the patients who fled, Ding Qiunan covered his mouth and snickered, and then said with some worry.
"Don't worry, I gave him normal saline. There are no side effects at all, except that his butt will hurt for two days."
"That's good, hahaha"
Thinking of the miserable appearance of that guy just now, Ding Qiunan couldn't help but laugh. His flower-like face made Doctor Wang beside him stare straight in the eyes.
"Remember, this is how you will deal with people pretending to be sick in the future. If you meet someone who is really sick, don't be polite if you dare to talk nonsense. Push faster when giving the injection. It will hurt him to death. Remember."
These tricks were not learned by Liu Guangqi in the hospital, but in his previous life in high school. At that time, students in his class often pretended to be sick. Liu Guangqi's class teacher used this trick on those students who pretended to be sick. If they are sick, I will take you to see them. Even if you are not sick, I have to give you an injection. You don’t have to pay for the injection, but you have to bear the penalty for me. It depends on whether you dare to do it next time. This trick is very effective once it works. From then on, Liu Guangqi and his class never asked for leave again by pretending to be sick.
"remember."
"Just remember it, next time"
"Next"
Liu Guangqi shouted for a long time and found that no one came in. When the three of them went out to take a look, they discovered that the infirmary, which was full of people just now, was now empty.
"You guys watch here, I'll go outside for a walk."
I don’t know whether he was frightened by Liu Guangqi’s actions just now, or whether the workers in the machine repair shop were in such good health. An hour passed, and there was no one in the infirmary. Liu Guangqi, who was really bored, decided to go out for a walk. Take a breath.
"Sure, please slow down, Teacher Liu."
"I'll go with you, senior brother."
"No need, it's such a cold day and I won't freeze you again. Just stay in this room."
Putting on a scarf and a coat, Liu Guangqi walked out of the infirmary and then strolled along the road to the machine repair factory. With the arrival of the Siberian cold wave, all the leaves of the trees in the entire factory area had fallen off, leaving only bare branches. .
The area of the machine repair shop is neither large nor small, about more than a thousand acres, including the factory area, family homes, and office buildings. Liu Guangqi freely shuttles among these buildings, stretching his head to look into the workshop from time to time. Take the last two years to see how those workers work.
Unknowingly, Liu Guangqi sneaked into the welding workshop where Liang Ladi was located.
At the same time, Liu Guangqi also discovered a sneaky figure standing at the door of the workshop. Just when Liu Guangqi was about to go up and pat him, he saw this figure sneaking into the welding workshop, then came to Liang Ladi, took out a bag of peach cakes and got close to Liang Ladi.
"I'll fuck your grandma's legs. If you dare to take advantage of me, believe it or not, I will use a welding torch to burn four or eight holes in your body."
The two of them didn't say a few words before Liu Guangqi saw Liang Ladi knocking the teapot on the table and picking it up.
He swung his welding gun at Cui Dake, who was so frightened that he ran out of the welding workshop.
"Boy, don't let me see you again. Don't let me see you again. I'll burn you every time I see you. Why are you here again?"
Liang Ladidi chased her to the door of the workshop before stopping. When she turned around, she saw Liu Guangqi's face darkening again.
"Why do you mean I'm here again? I didn't leave. What did he say to you to make you so angry?"
Liu Guangqi looked at the disgraced Liang Ladi and asked with a smile.
"What did he say? What does it have to do with you? Do you care about it?"
Liang Ladi rolled her eyes at Liu Guangqi, put away the welding gun in her hand and walked towards the workshop.
"I know even if you don't tell me, does he want to be your son-in-law?"
Liu Guangqi sat on a chair in the middle of the workshop and looked at the busy Liang Ladi.
"How did you know."
Seeing that Liu Guangqi's guess was so accurate, Liang Ladi raised her head curiously.
"Of course it's a guess. As soon as this guy entered your machine repair shop, he started asking around if there were any widows with family difficulties in the factory. Looking at the way he fawned over your factory leaders, it was obvious that he wanted to stay in the factory as a worker. Worker.
If you want to be a worker, the first step is to stay in the factory. The best way to stay in the factory is to find a widow in your factory to establish yourself first and become a son-in-law. Wait until you get your household registration in the city. After becoming a city citizen, he will kick out the widow. Your conditions just meet his requirements. You have a large family, not enough to eat, and you are a widow. "
"Only people like you can come up with such a damaging move."
After hearing this, Liang Ladi mocked Liu Guangqi.
"What does it mean for people like us to figure it out? I only know it after seeing it with my own eyes. You are a real person. Be careful. He will definitely come to find you. I can see that he will not give up until his goal is achieved." people."
Liu Guangqi looked at Liang Ladi and shook his head. This bitch was like an immature wolf. She was always ready to criticize him. If he hadn't pitied her children, Liu Guangqi would have broken up with her long ago because of her attitude. The relationship is over.
After Liu Guangqi reminded Liang Ladi, he continued to wander around the machine repair shop. Feeling that he was almost active, he walked towards the infirmary.
"Doctor Ding, have a taste. These are the chestnuts I just roasted and they are still warm."
"I don't want to eat, I'm not hungry."
I don't know what happened. Liu Guangqi met all the people he hadn't seen in two years. As soon as Liu Guangqi entered the door, he saw a man who looked exactly like Feng Yuanzheng, sitting in front of Ding Qiunan, holding a brown paper bag and showing off his hospitality. Ding Qiunan was lying there writing and drawing with an impatient look on his face.
"Isn't this Master Nan? You're not cleaning the toilet at this time. Why don't you run to the infirmary to see if you feel uncomfortable somewhere? Tell me and I'll take a look for you."
Liu Guangqi walked up behind Nan Yi and patted Nan Yi's shoulder gently.
"It's you, Doctor Liu. I don't feel well. I just roasted some chestnuts and brought them over for Doctor Ding to try."
Although Liu Guangqi has never joined Nanyi, Nanyi has met Liu Guangqi. After all, Liu Guangqi commented on Nanyi's craftsmanship the first time he came to the machine repair shop. Naturally, Nan Yi remembered it clearly. He still remembered a few famous lost dishes that Liu Guangqi casually described while eating. After he made the dishes according to Liu Guangqi's instructions, even his master was full of praise for the taste.
"Brother, you are back."
Seeing Liu Guangqi coming back, Ding Qiunan stood up like a young daughter-in-law who had been caught in bed, and looked at Liu Guangqi at a loss.
"You just brought chestnuts to Dr. Ding alone, but not to the two of us? You don't take us seriously. Xiao Wang, if Master Nan feels uncomfortable in the future, remember to give him a few more injections. Acupuncture, give Master Nan a good treatment, you must get rid of the root cause of the disease, do you understand?"
Liu Guangqi sat down on Ding Qiunan's swivel chair, looked at Nan Yi and joked.
"Okay, I understand, Teacher Liu."
Doctor Wang on the side agreed wholeheartedly.
"No, no, please don't. It's my fault. I forgot about you two. I accept the punishment. I will go back and get it with you two. You three can share the chestnuts first."
Hearing Liu Guangqi's words, Nan Yi was immediately frightened. He heard exactly what Liu Guangqi did just now from those who went to the toilet. Injecting a needle into a human body with the needle used to inject pigs will make your butt hurt just thinking about it.
"Brother, I have nothing to do with him, it's him..."
After Nan Yi left, while Xiao Wang went out to use the toilet, Ding Qiunan sat in Liu Guangqi's arms and explained.
"It goes without saying, I believe you, what are you doing? Isn't this a high school textbook?"
Liu Guangqi gently patted Ding Qiunan's buttocks and comforted him. Ding Qiunan had just transformed from a girl into a young woman. Although her buttocks were not as round as those of Chen Xueru and Qin Huairu, they still felt interesting to the touch.
"I want to go to college, senior brother. Do you think it's possible?"
Ding Qiunan thought about it for a long time and told Liu Guangqi what he had buried in his heart for a long time.
"Just take the test. There's nothing wrong with it."
"But after I get into college, I won't be able to have children in the next few years."
Ding Qiunan looked at Liu Guangqi and said timidly.
"What's this? I'm not forcing you to have a child. Don't worry, I can afford to wait even ten years, not to mention four years. It's normal to have children in your thirties in the future. .”
Liu Guangqi couldn't understand why Ding Qiunan was afraid. There was obviously no conflict between having children and going to college. Eighty percent of the time, it is the traditional concept that is at work, thinking that after giving birth to a child, the child should be the priority.
"As long as you don't get angry."
Seeing that Liu Guangqi was not angry because of this matter, Ding Qiunan suddenly felt a big stone in his heart fell to the ground.
"Meal coupons have been distributed. Go to the cafeteria to get the meal coupons."
After opening up Ding Qiunan's heart, Liu Guangqi stayed in the infirmary all afternoon. This afternoon, Liu Guangqi finally realized what it means to be a retiree. Apart from drinking tea and reading the newspaper, there really was nothing to do. He didn't even go to see a doctor seriously. None of them.
In a blink of an eye, it was time to get off work. The three of them were packing their things when a shout suddenly came from outside, and then the workers on the road after work rushed towards the canteen like a flood.
"There are so many people, let's pack them up quickly."
Doctor Wang on the side looked at the surging crowd and said.
"You are not an employee of the main factory. Do you have a share in the machine repair shop dinner?"
Liu Guangqi said strangely.
"Of course, this is the factory leader's care for me. Do you want to go or not, Teacher Liu?"
Doctor Wang said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter whether I go or not. If you're in a hurry, go ahead. Nannan and I will pack our things."
Liu Guangqi looked at the anxious Doctor Wang and said.
The so-called meal coupons are just a threshold set by the leaders above for ordinary people, but this threshold is of no use to people like Liu Guangqi. Just like Li Huaide, if he comes, even if he doesn't have a meal ticket, he can still eat the dinner, and he will still eat the best part.
"Then I'll go first. I'll help you line up. Just go over and find me."
"No, just line up yourself. We'll go over in a few minutes and line up ourselves."
Liu Guangqi waved his hand and refused.
"Then I'll leave first."
After saying that, Doctor Wang put on his coat and joined the team outside. After the other party left, Liu Guangqi and Ding Qiunan also locked the door of the infirmary. The two walked side by side toward the cafeteria, and picked up their companion Wang Guoying on the way.
"Hey, you can't tell from the usual layout. There are quite a lot of people in your machine repair shop."
Liu Guangqi sighed as he looked at the sea of people in front of him.
"That's not true. Although our factory is not comparable to the main factory, it is still a big factory with 1,800 employees."
Wang Guoying said somewhat proudly.
"What are you so proud of? Do you think you can get meal tickets without queuing up? Look at how long it will take you to get here."
Liu Guangqi silently tapped the little girl's head.
"Yes. When will this be scheduled? Why don't we forget about it."
Liu Guangqi knocked like this, and the little girl also reacted and looked at the long queue with a sad face. She couldn't help but think of giving up. After all, this meal was not a must-eat for her.
"Comrades, don't worry, everyone has a meal ticket today. I will take this opportunity to announce good news to you. The son of Comrade Liu Haisheng in our factory is Liu Guangli, also known as Xiao Guangzi and Xiao Lizi.
In the recent foreign conflict, he led a dozen of his soldiers to successfully capture more than 20 enemies, and was named a combat hero by the army. When the leaders of the main factory learned the news, in order to commend our machine repair shop for cultivating such a hero, they specially rewarded us with a pig. This means that the ingredients for our New Year's Dinner were changed from one pig to two pigs. "
"oh"
"Okay, long live Xiao Lizi"
"Long live the factory leaders."
When they heard that the main factory had given a pig to their own factory in recognition of Liu Guangli, all the workers in the machine repair shop cheered. For a moment, the whole canteen was filled with cheers. The sound was so loud that it almost lifted the canteen to the roof. .
Liu Guangqi was a little surprised when he heard the news. He didn't expect that the steel rolling mill would get the news so quickly.
"So you don't have to worry about finding meal coupons. Everyone has one. Even family members can get one."
"Okay."
"good"
Hearing this news, the workers in the machine repair shop cheered again. After all, except for those who are not married yet, the workers in the machine repair shop basically have their families. If you have a lot of food and fish here, but your wife and children are starving at home, then it is estimated that not many people can eat this meal well, and most people will choose to pack the rice into lunch boxes and take it home.
"Did you hear that? Everyone has a meal ticket. Let's find a place to rest for a while. Let's come back when the queue is almost gone."
Seeing the long queue in front of him, Liu Guangqi, who was too lazy to queue up, patted the little girl's head and led the two of them to find a remote corner to watch TV.
When he knew that there were only a dozen people left in the team of several hundred people, he slipped out of the space.
"Doctor Liu, you're finally here. I thought you were gone. This is your meal ticket. Thank you very much. If you hadn't sent Xiao Lizi to the army, Xiao Lizi wouldn't have made such a big contribution. The main factory will not send us such a big pig."
Seeing Liu Guangqi's arrival, Liu Feng immediately delivered the prepared meal coupons to Liu Guangqi and expressed his gratitude to Liu Guangqi.
"You're too polite. Guangli is my cousin. It's his wish to be a soldier. If I don't help him, who will I help? These pigs have been sent here. Why am I not happy to see you?"
Liu Guangqi saw that the leaders of the machine repair shop were all frowning around the two pigs, so he asked.
"I'm happy, of course I'm happy. How can I not be happy when I have meat to eat? I'm just a little worried. I don't know what to do with these two pigs. If you ask us to send you two broken machines in our machine repair shop, we will definitely fix them for you. , but no one in our factory has killed this pig before. I don’t even know how to start.”
Liu Feng looked at the two big fat pigs in the cage and scratched his scalp.
