Qinjiazhuang is dozens of miles away from Nanluoguxiang. In order to take Qin Huiru back before the auspicious time, Jia Dongxu shortened his legs.
In fact, he doesn't have to work so hard. As long as Liu Guangqi is willing, he can bring his father-in-law's family to the city and marry Qin Huiru from his own home. This is both decent and trouble-free. But how could Liu Guangqi take advantage of Jia Dongxu? He wished that Jia Dongxu would kick his legs off on the road. It's nice to think about it for him.
"Zhuzi, how are you preparing everything? Today is Dongxu's big day. Although you two have a little conflict, you can't be stupid today. We are all from the same courtyard."
Not long after Jia Dongxu set off, Yi Zhonghai began to organize the banquet for Jia Dongxu. The banquet was naturally Si Zhu's job. Although Si Zhu was extremely reluctant, he still took it after the persuasion of Yi Zhonghai and his aunt. Got this job.
Yi Zhonghai also knew it was inappropriate. After all, Shazhu also liked Qin Huiru. The two even had a fight because of this, but there was no other way. They had to save money. Hiring a cook outside would earn a lot of money. When Jia Dongxu got married, he not only drained his entire family fortune, but he also put hundreds of dollars into it.
"What are you preparing for? Sir, please tell me not to be stupid. You can see for yourself what kind of thing their old Jia family does. They give you five yuan for a banquet. What do you want me to cook? Even the dishes I can’t even buy it all. If it goes by the standards you said, I’ll have to put money into it.”
As soon as Shazhu heard what Yi Zhonghai said, he immediately threw the things in his hands on the table.
"Five yuan? How is that possible? I agreed with Dongxu that one table would cost twelve yuan. Five tables would cost sixty."
Yi Zhonghai was shocked when he heard this.
"Then I don't know. Anyway, Aunt Zhang gave me twenty-five dollars. If you have any questions, you can ask her yourself. Anyway, I will cook as many dishes as I have the ingredients. I won't tell you if it's enough to eat. do not care."
Silly Zhu waved his hand, threw the things on the stove and walked towards the house. He went to buy groceries early in the morning and was full of food. Jia Dongxu got married and he was as tired as a dog. Why? If you don't have the time, you might as well take a nap.
"This Jia Zhang family really doesn't know the importance of things."
After hearing what Silly Zhu said, Yi Zhonghai immediately understood what was going on. Good guy, your son, I contribute money and effort, but you, a mother-in-law, don’t care about anything and don’t say anything. How dare you embezzle even one or two yuan? Forget it, you are actually greedy. Five yuan for a banquet is enough for what you can do. Do you want to treat your guests to a vegetarian diet?
Then these neighbors will have to break their own spines when they turn around. Thinking of this, a rush of blood rushed directly to Yi Zhonghai's forehead, and he walked towards Jia Dongxu's house. He had to ask Jia Zhang what he wanted to do.
"Jia Zhang..."
Because he was angry, Yi Zhonghai pushed the door open without knocking and walked in. By coincidence, he happened to bump into Mrs. Jia Zhang changing clothes.
Looking at Jia Zhang's white belly, Yi Zhonghai froze in place. Although the flesh was a bit fat, she was still someone else's daughter-in-law. Moreover, Jia Zhang had never done any heavy work. His skin was well taken care of, so Yi Zhonghai looked at him twice, and then he was caught by Jia Zhang.
….
"What are you looking at? You are an old and dishonest person. No matter how old you are, you are not afraid of the eye of a needle. You don't know how to knock when you enter."
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's piercing eyes, Jia Zhang quickly covered herself with clothes, picked up a thread dumpling and threw it towards Yi Zhonghai.
"Hey, I'm sorry, sister-in-law. I really didn't know you were changing clothes. Why didn't you lock the door while you were changing clothes?"
"Who knew you didn't knock on the door? Besides, why should I lock the door when I'm changing clothes in my own room?"
After being hit by Jia Zhang, Yi Zhonghai came to his senses, turned around quickly and wanted to run out, but stopped when he thought of the more than thirty yuan embezzled by Jia Zhang.
"You are such a crooked old man, how dare you take advantage of me. Fortunately, you are still the boss of the courtyard."
Taking advantage of Yi Zhonghai's turn, Jia Zhang changed into the new clothes that Jia Dongxu had prepared for her in three strokes, and then rushed directly towards Yi Zhonghai, ten sticks
Carrot-like fingers scratched Yi Zhonghai's face.
"Whatever you did, I told you I didn't mean it."
Faced with Jia Zhang's attack, Yi Zhonghai covered his face and ran away in the small bedroom. It wasn't that Yi Zhonghai didn't want to go out, but once he went out, the secret would definitely be exposed, and people in the courtyard wouldn't know for sure. How to arrange him? So he could only solve the matter in this room.
"You still dare to touch me. I'll fight you, you old crook."
In a panic, Yi Zhonghai pressed a hand on Jia Zhang's chest, perhaps accidentally. Seeing Yi Zhonghai's Lushan Claw, Jia Zhang was immediately filled with shame and anger, and slapped Yi Zhonghai on the face.
Yi Zhonghai also didn't expect that his casual push would actually hit Jia Zhang's chest. Just as he was about to explain, Jia Zhang's slap hit Yi Zhonghai's face firmly.
"How dare you hit me."
It is said that a good man does not fight with women, but there is a limit to his patience. Yi Zhonghai is also a man after all, and he thinks he is pretty good to the Jia family. When Jia Dongxu gets married, he is busy with money and efforts. , and even offended Liu Guangqi, who had always had a good relationship with him, but in the end he was slapped by Jia Zhang for this trivial matter.
In anger, Yi Zhonghai directly pressed Jia Zhang on his lap, just like Liu Guangqi had taught Qin Huairu, spanking Jia Zhang, completely forgetting that he was not an aunt on his lap, but a aunt. She is someone else's wife.
Being so humiliated by Yi Zhonghai, Mrs. Jia Zhang naturally would not give up. She kicked her feet on the ground and pushed Yi Zhonghai onto the kang. Then, without caring about whether men and women were giving or receiving sex or not, she just rode on Yi Zhonghai's belly and beat him. stand up.
It stands to reason that people in the courtyard would have heard such a loud fight between the two, but coincidentally, there were only three families living in the middle courtyard. Jia Dongxu had gone to pick up his bride. The eldest mother's mother-in-law was not feeling well and went back to her parents' home to visit the elderly. After going, Shazhu went home angrily to sleep, and He Yuyu went somewhere to play. What's even more coincidental is that no one passed by the central courtyard for such a long time, which led to the two of them fighting for such a long time and no one came to stop the fight.
Facing Jia Zhang's attack, Yi Zhonghai naturally couldn't let Jia Zhang ride on him, so he turned over and pinned Jia Zhang underneath him.
….
It was hot summer at this time, and the temperature in Old BJ in July could reach over 40 degrees. Although it was morning, the temperature was not too low, and both of them were only wearing a thin layer of single clothes. Rolling around like this, it is inevitable that the bodies will come into contact, especially since the sensitive parts of the two of them are basically touching each other. After rolling back and forth for a few times, both of them became very hot.
Driven by evil thoughts, Jia Zhang's disgusting big face actually became pleasing to Yi Zhonghai's eyes, and a big hand couldn't help but get under Jia Zhang's clothes.
"ah"
It is said that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. Jia Zhang, who has been in the frost for several years, screamed out directly. Hearing this moan, the heat in Yi Zhonghai's body was directly ignited like a firecracker, violently He tore open the new clothes Jia Zhang had just put on.
Ten minutes later, the two ended the inappropriate relationship. After getting dressed, they sat down by the kang without saying a word.
"Let's pretend that this incident never happened. We are both very old. If others find out."
Thinking back on what happened just now, Yi Zhonghai wanted to slap himself twice. Why couldn't he hold back? From now on, he would be eaten to death by Jia Zhang. Before he finished speaking, Jia Zhang started shouting.
"Why, you want to eat everything and refuse to admit it, right? Yi Zhonghai, I tell you this matter is not over yet."
Jia Zhang looked at Yi Zhonghai with wide eyes. Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Yi Zhonghai felt cold, and he was still entangled by Jia Zhang. In fact, what Yi Zhonghai didn't know was that Mrs. Jia Zhang was also afraid, afraid that Yi Zhonghai would threaten her with this matter, but Yi Zhonghai showed his cowardice when he opened his mouth, which made her grasp the handle.
"It's not over yet. What do you want?"
It's not over. If we can, let's go out and explain this matter to everyone. Even if the police finally arrest me, I will admit it. "
Thinking of Jia Zhang's insatiable greed, Yi Zhonghai felt that he couldn't be manipulated by the other party like this, otherwise he would not be able to survive this day, so he dragged Jia Zhang and walked outside.
"No, no, Lao Yi, if you have something to say, say it nicely. If you have something to say, say it nicely."
Jia Zhang, who originally wanted to blackmail Yi Zhonghai, was also startled by Yi Zhonghai's attitude, and sat directly on the ground and threw a thousand-jin pendant.
"Now I know I have something to say. What did you do just now?"
Seeing Jia Zhang's appearance, Yi Zhonghai felt relieved. He let go of Jia Zhang with a cold snort, then sat down by the kang and said.
"Since everything has happened, it is useless to say anything else. Please tell me how to solve this matter."
Yi Zhonghai knew that it was impossible not to give any benefit to Jia Zhang in this matter, and he would definitely not want to do so.
"Two hundred yuan, just give me two hundred yuan and forget about it."
Jia Zhang thought for a moment, and then suddenly opened her mouth.
"Two hundred yuan, you are crazy about money. Whether you have it inlaid with gold or silver, I will give you fifty at most."
Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai jumped down from the kang.
….
"Fifty, who are you kidding? You can't lose a cent of two hundred yuan. If it's less, I'll sue you."
"You can sue, I'm waiting for you. As long as you are not afraid of others pointing at your spine and calling you a broken shoe, you can go ahead. If you cause such a scandal on your special day, I will see if Dongxu can still be in this hospital in the future. Li raised his head."
When Yi Zhonghai heard that Jia Zhang was going to sue him, he panicked, but he remained very tough on his words.
"You, you Yi Zhonghai, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's attitude, Jia Zhang's face trembled with anger.
"Okay, fifty is fifty."
After thinking about it, Jia Zhang agreed to Yi Zhonghai's conditions, and after agreeing that no one would mention the matter again, Yi Zhonghai took out fifty yuan.
"wrong,"
Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to hand the money to Jia Zhang, he suddenly remembered his purpose and took the money back.
"What do you mean? Yi Zhonghai"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai's actions, Jia Zhang's face turned gloomy and she looked at Yi Zhonghai.
"Let me ask you, Dongxu gave you sixty yuan for the banquet, why did you give Si Zhu twenty-five yuan, and what about thirty-five yuan."
"What's thirty-five? Dongxu gave me twenty-five."
When Jia Zhang heard this, her eyes suddenly became panicked.
"Don't pretend to be here. I saw it when Dongxu gave you money last night. The money is here."
"Twenty-five is nothing. It's good to give them a five-dollar meal for a bunch of poor people. They don't deserve to eat twelve."
Seeing that Yi Zhonghai exposed her, Jia Zhang stopped pretending.
"You, you Hutu."
Looking at Mrs. Jia Zhang's hateful face, Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he didn't know what to say.
"I, Hu Tu, have emptied my family fortune by marrying a daughter-in-law. If I don't save some money, will I still be able to live my life? She is a rural girl who has lived in the city for a few days, and she really thinks that she is a city girl. She has a bicycle and a sewing machine. Why doesn’t she want a car?"
As he spoke, Jia Zhang pointed the finger at Qin Huiru, who had not yet passed the door.
"What's wrong with the rural girl? The life she lives in Guangqi's family is not ten times better than the life she lives in your family. If she thinks about it, Guangqi can arrange a job and household registration for her.
You have only lived in the city for a few days, and you still don't like him. If he can like Dongxu, you should burn incense quickly. No wonder Guang Qi doesn't agree to this marriage. If I were Guang Qi, I would blame you as a mother-in-law. I don't agree with it either. You are so arrogant and unreasonable. "
After saying this, Yi Zhonghai threw fifteen yuan at Jia Zhang and walked out.
After coming out of Jia's house, Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, looked around to make sure no one was there, and then walked towards Sha Zhu's house. Looking at Sha Zhu who was sleeping with his head covered, Yi Zhonghai woke him up directly, and then The thirty-five yuan was given to Shazhu.
"Sir, I really can't do this job. You'd better find someone better."
"Zhuzi, what are you doing? It's this time, where do you want me to find someone?"
"You can look for whoever you like, but I won't do it anyway."
Silly Zhu put the money on the table, then pulled the bill and covered his head.
….
Looking at Silly Zhu who was losing his temper, Yi Zhonghai scolded Jia Zhang a hundred times in his heart. What is a pig teammate? This is a pig teammate.
"Zhuzi, stop making trouble. I know you are not happy that Dongxu married Huiru, but marriage is a voluntary matter. Huiru has a falling out with her brother-in-law and wants to marry Dongxu. Do you think you have it? Is there any chance? As the old saying goes, you are a picky guy with a shaved head and a hot head.
Think about it, isn't it just a woman? There is no grass anywhere in the world. So, if you prepare this meal for today, I will find a partner for you tomorrow. How about Tan Jingjing from the second workshop? Then She looks no worse than Qin Huiru and is taller. "
"real!?"
Upon hearing that Yi Zhonghai was going to introduce him to someone, Shazhu immediately became excited and sat up from the bed.
"When did you ever tell a lie? Tan Jingjing and I are fellow apprentices. I promise,"
"No need to promise, I trust you. Master, I'm going to buy groceries right now."
Thinking of Tan Jingjing's porcelain doll-like cheeks, Silly Zhu suddenly felt energetic all over his body. He grabbed the thirty-five yuan on the bed and walked towards the vegetable market.
"Hey, isn't this a silly column? Why are you so happy to eat bee poop?"
As soon as he walked out of the courtyard, Shazhu met Xu Damao, who had just returned from a movie in the countryside. Xu Damao said looking at Silly Zhu's pleased look.
"***, are you in charge, grandson?"
Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao and said.
"If you don't tell me, I know, aren't you just buying food for Jia Dongxu to make a banquet? I didn't say you are stupid, you are a bitch, your sweetheart has been shot, but you are still happily cooking for your love rival, in exchange for I definitely won’t do it.”
Xu Damao looked at the notes in Sha Zhu's hand, and then thought about Jia Dongxu's wedding today, and immediately understood what Sha Zhu was going to do.
"Who are you calling cheap? If you tell me one more thing, believe it or not, I will slap you."
As he said this, Silly Zhu gave Xu Damao a kick.
"You're serious about it, silly column."
Xu Damao didn't expect that Silly Zhu would kick him as soon as he asked. When he saw Silly Zhu raise his leg, it was too late to hide, so he could only receive a solid kick from Silly Zhu, and then his whole body turned into a humped prawn. , the pain was so painful that cold sweat broke out instantly.
"Of course it's true. It's boring to be false."
Seeing Xu Damao jumping around, Shazhu bared his two rows of big white teeth in joy.
"Okay, Silly Zhu, just wait for me. If I don't kill you, I won't be Xu Damao."
Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu who was gloating over his misfortune and directly started to speak cruelly.
"You want to kill me, right? I think you haven't suffered enough."
As he said this, Silly Zhu raised his foot again, preparing to kick Xu Damao again.
"Okay, Silly Zhu, don't tease her, go buy groceries quickly, it will be too late."
Seeing Sha Zhu's movements, Xu Damao hid aside quickly, but Sha Zhu did not offend him. He chased after him with a quick step. Just when Sha Zhu teased Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai walked out.
"Come on, I'm going. Don't forget to promise me."
After hearing this, Si Zhu looked at the sun and found that it was indeed getting late. He shouted to Yi Zhonghai and trotted towards the vegetable market.
"Master, what did you promise to Silly Zhu? This guy is so proactive."
After Silly Zhu left, Xu Damao bent over and rubbed his thighs and came to Yi Zhonghai to inquire about the information.
"I want to know."
Yi Zhonghai glanced at Xu Damao.
"That's for sure."
Xu Damao said with a smile.
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