Compared with the battle between Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu, the battle between He Daqing and Lao Jia was much more intense. One of them had the strength to carry a big spoon and the other to burn a boiler. They hung up every moment when you came and went. Colorful.
Even the people who tried to break up the fight were not in good shape. Master Wu and Liu Haizhong both received a few kicks, but Yi Zhonghai was the only one who was better off.
"Eh yo"
As he spoke, he didn't know whether it was Lao Jia or He Daqing who punched Yi Zhonghai directly in the eye, giving Yi Zhonghai a black eye.
"Let go of both of them. After being persuaded, let them fight. Whoever is beaten to death will be counted."
They say it's better to hit someone in the face than to hit someone in the face. No matter how hard-tempered Yi Zhonghai is to be punched in the face, he can't help it. He immediately stopped the people who were trying to stop the fight. In fact, the people who were trying to stop the fight didn't want to stop him anymore. He had been hit several times on his body and couldn't fight back. He said he was holding his breath or not.
Just like that, the people who were trying to stop the fight withdrew to the side. Normally, both sides of the group should have calmed down at this time, but tonight things got weird, and the two of them fought more and more energetically.
Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui, these three uncles, at first glance, this situation is not a big deal. If someone is killed, the three uncles will not be able to escape. They will probably be punished not only on the street, but also in the factory and school.
"Lao Yi, how about"
Just when everyone was at their wits' end, Yan Bugui, the smartest of the three men, rolled his eyes and seemed to have an idea. He pulled Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong together and whispered in their ears.
"It's not okay, they are both elders."
Liu Haizhong said with a strange expression after hearing Yan Bugui's idea.
"What are you afraid of? Just scare them and never be serious. What do you think, Lao Yi?"
Yan Bugui looked at Yi Zhonghai.
"I think it's okay. Who dares to go up and rescue them in this situation? Let them separate themselves."
Yi Zhonghai looked at Lao Jia and He Daqing and nodded.
"Should you speak, or should I let the second uncle speak?"
"Of course this is a big deal."
Liu Haizhong hurriedly gave this opportunity to Yi Zhonghai, which made everyone who had been paying attention to the three uncles feel curious, when did the second uncle become so humble. Normally, doesn’t the second uncle like to be in the spotlight?
"I'll do it, just me."
Yi Zhonghai looked at the two naughty guys next to him angrily, and then shouted to Liu Guangqi who was watching the fun.
"Guang Qi, stop watching the fun and separate the two of them."
"I!?"
Liu Guangqi was dumbfounded after hearing this. What is going on? You are playing with me. You are a bunch of grown men who can't break up the fight. You let me, a half-grown child, do it. You are right. After hearing this, others also thought that Yi Zhonghai was crazy for letting a child start a fight.
"Master, are you kidding me? How can I pull it?"
Liu Guangqi looked at Yi Zhonghai and smiled bitterly.
"No matter how you pull, use your best method and hit them at their vital points. I don't believe they won't let go."
After hearing this, everyone understood what Yi Zhonghai was talking about. In an instant, everyone present, both old and young, couldn't help laughing.
"Lao Yi, I don't dare"
"Even if there is no way you can do this, you are too damaged, Lao Yi, Guang Qi don't dare to do it."
Not to mention that this trick was really effective, He Daqing and Lao Jia who were on the ground felt a chill in their crotches when they heard Yi Zhonghai's method, and they immediately let go of each other and covered their vital parts.
When the gentlemen who had tried to break up the fight saw this, they quickly took this opportunity to pull the two of them apart.
"What are you two doing? People who are almost a hundred years old together are still fighting. What do you think you are bringing your family to fight with?"
After pulling the two away, Yi Zhonghai taught them a lesson.
"Look at you who are causing trouble in this courtyard. Look at what everyone did to keep you two apart."
Liu Haizhong also took this opportunity to point to the people around him and declare his existence as the second uncle.
"Master, I think it's better to hold a hospital-wide meeting in this situation. If there are any conflicts between the two families, tell them and let everyone help to adjust it. What do you think?"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong finish talking, Yan Bugui directly proposed to hold a general meeting of the hospital.
"It's not good, it's already so dark."
Yi Zhonghai seemed to know why the two were fighting, and wanted to help both parties cover it up.
"Come on, sir, it's so hot that I can't sleep anyway."
It’s no big deal that people are watching the excitement everywhere. Xu Damao’s father just came back from a movie and didn’t know what was going on. Seeing that the two families were about to lose their minds, he couldn’t help but come. Interested, regardless of Lao Jia's eyes that wanted to kill someone.
"That's right, let's go"
"open it"
There are two for every one. Seeing that so many people were asking for a hospital-wide meeting, Yi Zhonghai couldn't refuse, so the new general meeting was officially held.
How could Liu Guangqi miss such a good opportunity to eat melons? He quickly went home and called his mother and brother to get a small bench. Then he took out a bag of melon seeds from the space. The family chose a good place in the middle courtyard to eat melons. ,
After each household sat down with a small bench, Yi Zhonghai started the meeting without any nonsense.
"Everyone has seen what happened and knows what just happened. I won't say anything about it. Which of the two of you will be the first to say why they were fighting."
"I'll say it first"
"I'll say it first"
As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Lao Jia and He Daqing started shouting.
"Old Jia, you go ahead and speak."
Out of years of neighborly relations, Yi Zhonghai chose to let Lao Jia speak first.
"This guy He Daqing is nothing. He actually molested my wife."
Lao Jia opened his mouth and revealed the big news. Everyone in the courtyard became excited when they heard this. There are only so many entertainment activities these days, what could be more exciting than listening to other people's scandals before going to bed.
"You fart!"
He Daqing stood up immediately after hearing this, pointed at Lao Jia and cursed.
"Try fucking swearing again."
When Lao Jia saw He Daqing like this, he stood up and stared at He Daqing with a pair of triangular eyes. He clenched his fists as if he was ready to punch He Daqing at any time.
"Stop, stop. Sit down. It's not over. Do you still want to fight? Guangqi, please watch them both. If whoever strikes first, don't be polite and just give him a blow."
Seeing that the two of them were at war with each other and were ready to take action at any time, Yi Zhonghai, who had long been persuaded to fight, moved Liu Guangqi out directly.
"okay"
Liu Guangqi bared his teeth and agreed.
"Lao Yi, what are you doing? Why do you want a child to get involved in adults' affairs?"
"That's it, something like that."
On this matter, the attitudes of He Daqing and Lao Jia were surprisingly consistent. After all, no one wanted to be fucked for such a short time. It was really embarrassing not to say whether it hurt or not.
"We do want to intervene, but we have to intervene. Stop talking nonsense and speak quickly."
Yi Zhonghai glared at the two of them.
"Just don't say it's useless. Explain it quickly."
Bangs on the side agreed.
"Your courtyard is quite interesting."
Liu Guangqi's uncle sat in front of Liu Guangqi, kowtow to Liu Guangqi and gave him melon seeds. He looked at the farce in front of him and said with a smile.
"No, even though our courtyard is small, the things we do are no less than those in our village. It is best to describe it as a small temple with a strong wind and a shallow water with many bastards."
Liu Guangqi smiled mockingly.
"I was originally working today, and everyone knows that, but Xiao Li has something to do tomorrow, so he changed shifts with me. As soon as I came back, I saw the grandson He Daqing teasing my wife there, with all his hands. It's almost in my wife's arms. Everyone is talking about whether this grandson should be beaten."
Lao Jia pointed at He Daqing's nose and cursed.
"It's time to hit."
"well played."
When everyone in the courtyard heard Lao Jia's description, they immediately became filled with indignation and began to yell and curse at He Daqing. The first gentleman in the courtyard looked at He Daqing and his eyes changed to something wrong. No one could guarantee that. He was always at home. If one day he was not at home, He Daqing acted like a gangster. If there was no one in the courtyard, he would be a cuckold.
"You guys can't just listen to his side of the story, you have to listen to mine too."
When He Daqing saw this situation, he knew that if he didn't explain it, he would not be able to gain a foothold in this courtyard in the future, so he quickly cried out that he was wronged.
