Sunday, October 28, 2009!
The 10th round of the Italian Football League Serie A officially kicked off.
At the San Siro Stadium in Milan.
Mourinho's Inter Milan ushered in the opponent Lazio, which they had defeated in the Italian Super Cup two months ago.
In the past five days, from the battle between Su Qin and Milito for the starting position to today's game.
Mourinho seems to have become a completely uncultivated, unethical and vulgar person in the writings of Italian journalists.
There are also endless reports of black material without any factual basis.
However!
even so.
Whether it is Inter Milan fans or Inter Milan players.
All of them still firmly believe that Mourinho, who never gives reporters a good look, is the only person to lead Inter Milan back to the throne.
Just like before the game started, the fans in the Inter Milan North Stand spontaneously organized and made a giant tifo!
Mourinho, who was wearing Inter Milan training uniform, was holding a shield in his left hand and clutching an iron chain in his right hand!
Behind the chain is a giant sail with the Inter Milan team logo!
What this tifo means is clear to the madman.
Therefore, the moment the Madman finished the pre-match press conference and entered the stadium, the Madman was moved to the point of bursting into laughter.
The madman is a rebellious person, but in fact, beneath his rebellious appearance, he has an extremely soft heart.
In the locker room just now, the madman has repeated the tactics he will use in this game many times.
However, even though I have said it many times!
Mourinho was still a little uneasy.
To be honest, this twin-tower tactic suddenly came to him when he was watching Su Qin's national team's game.
Yes, this thing is just an inspiration.
Mourinho originally planned to take some time to study this inspiration. Unexpectedly, reporters were confused and hyped the appearance of the two high center forwards Su Qin and Milito as a breaking point for Inter Milan.
Mourinho knows that today's Inter Milan is absolutely inseparable from either Su Qin or Milito.
no way!
Mourinho can only put the immature twin tower tactics into action in advance.
It’s just, okay!
During these days of closed team training, his twin tower tactics unexpectedly turned out to be much stronger than he imagined!
"Zhuang Mater Terrace!"
"Zhuang Mater Terrace!"
"This is the 10th round of the Italian Football League being broadcast live for you!"
“Inter Milan vs. Lazio!”
“After the edge-guessing ceremony, the players from both teams were already standing in their respective halves!”
"The referee is also looking at his watch!!!"
"Beep!!!"
"With the referee's whistle."
"The game has officially begun!"
"First is the starting lineup of both sides!"
"Inter Milan's starting goalkeeper wearing the traditional blue and black jersey attacking from left to right: No. 12 Cesar!"
"Dual forwards: No. 39 Su Qin and No. 22 Diego Milito."
"the other side!"
"Wearing the traditional light blue away jersey and attacking from right to left, Lazio's starting goalkeeper: No. 1 Muslera!"
"Right back: No. 2 Lichtsteiner! Double central defender: No. 13 Silviglia and No. 24 Diakite partner. Left back: No. 11 Alexander Kolarov."
"Midfield position: No. 32 Brocchi is on the right, No. 33 Baronho is in the center, No. 5 Mauri is on the left, and No. 8 Matusalem is forward!"
"The same two forwards: No. 9 Rocky and No. 10 Zarate."
“First of all, Inter Milan’s possession of the ball!”
"Well, I believe many fans who follow Inter Milan know that in the past week!"
"Inter Milan is not living a peaceful life."
"Because in the last round of the league, Su Qin's misfire and Milito's ultimate savior caused many local Italian media to start writing articles about Mourinho's formation."
"Hey, good goal, Su Qin gave the header to Milito!!!"
"Milito just kicked him."
"The ball is there."
"oops!"
"Almost!"
Teacher Huang, who was sitting next to Duan Xuan, was just like him when explaining the game. After introducing the starting lineup, he started gossiping about some news outside the stadium.
However, just as he was talking about it in excitement, he was interrupted by Inter Milan's first attack at the Meazza Stadium!
Mourinho on the sidelines saw that such a good opportunity did not turn into a goal, and naturally he covered his head in frustration.
As for the other side!
Mourinho's old friend Lazio coach Barartini seems to have not yet reacted to the madman's starting lineup.
Milito's midfield passing and control flow.
Su's high-altitude bombing stream.
He has obviously been preparing for this for so long!
fuck! ! !
Why did Mourinho suddenly change his tactics when he came here?
How can Su Qin and Milito still coexist?
What does Mourinho think?
"Hello"
"Hello"
"ah?"
"Boss, are you okay? We almost lost the ball just now!"
The assistant coach looked at Barartini who seemed to be still in a trance. He gently poked Barartini with his elbow and then covered his mouth and said!
"damn it!"
And now!
Barartini turned to look at the big screen on the sidelines.
The footage is being played back on the big screen.
As soon as the game started, Su Qin returned the ball to Sneijder behind him.
After facing the attack from his own forward Rocky, Sneijder pulled the ball to Motta on the right without stopping.
Motta was unambiguous after receiving the ball. He saw that Su Qin had already penetrated into the penalty area, and then directly kicked the ball into the Lazio penalty area.
Su Qin!
In front of this pervert, who even defeated the British black and white evil spirits in the world preliminaries.
Barartini has already given death orders to his centre-backs.
As long as the ball is in the air!
Then put all your focus on that damn No. 39.
Then
Well, then Milito was left empty.
Su Qin received the ball with his back and didn't intend to turn around. He easily leaned on his defender Sylveglia and then passed the ball to Milito's feet not far behind him.
And Diego Milito, who was as threatening as Su Qin's header, saw the ball and shot it without any marking pressure!
The football passed all the Lazio players and even the slightly confused goalkeeper.
It just fell towards the goal.
fine!
God showed mercy to Lazio at the last moment.
The football passed everyone and finally went over the crossbar.
"Here, it seems like what we said in the locker room before"
"I know! I know!"
Seeing that Lazio coach Barartini, who was as overwhelmed as his assistant coach, turned his head and looked at Mourinho not far away with resentment!
On the court!
Lazio, ranked seventh in the league, was caught off guard by the madman's blitz at the beginning and immediately turned to a defensive stance.
Barartini thought for a long time and felt that there was obviously little hope of winning again after being tricked so hard by the madman.
Therefore, the decisive Barartini immediately ordered the whole team to withdraw from the opening attack tactics they had formulated not long ago and directly withdraw from their own half.
And in the more than twenty minutes after the opening.
Lazio is like the B team practicing twin tower tactics with Mourinho on the training ground.
Su Qin!
This stand-up center, who was the biggest threat to his opponents as long as he stood in the penalty area, stood there for more than 20 minutes with almost no consumption.
Milito, on the other hand, was behind Su Qin, constantly cooperating with Sneijder, Motta, and Muntari.
From time to time, Milito would directly hit the goal in many situations that Su Qin didn't quite understand.
Forehead.
Su Qin didn't understand that the defender was clearly standing in Milito's shooting path.
But why did Milito aim at the defender's legs and swipe the ball over.
And just as it happened, the defender lifted his leg away the moment Milito shot.
He just held up the other defenders in front of him like a human shield and watched carefully for a while.
Su Qin finally understood.
Every time Milito shoots indiscriminately, he takes advantage of the fact that there is someone between him and the goalkeeper, and predicts the next move of the person in the middle to shoot!
this.
This guy is so fucking evil.
Anticipate and observe the blind spots of the opponent's goalkeeper's vision?
The 24th minute of the game!
It was Milito's shot that helped Inter Milan break the deadlock.
Lazio’s bus array.
Su Qin was like a tank that attracted firepower in an online game and crashed into the densely populated Lazio penalty area.
Milito was swaying behind Su Qin like an ADC.
Maicon on the right received the ball and went straight to the bottom.
Lazio saw that Maicon was in trouble. This time Inter Milan's offensive attack will definitely come to Su Qin, a pervert.
But who would have thought!
Maicon did not choose to cross the ball after reaching the bottom. Instead, he used a cool Cruyff turn to pull the ball back.
The Lazio and future Manchester City general left back Alexander Kolarov, who was teased by Maicon, watched helplessly as the world's number one right back took the ball in front of him and entered the penalty area.
Lazio panicked.
The Lazio defenders who flanked Su Qin had to disperse and rush towards Maicon.
However, Maicon, who broke into the penalty area, did not wait for the Lazio defender to react and directly passed the ball to the top of the arc in the penalty area with an inverted triangle.
There!
Milito, who seemed to have already aimed at the angle, pushed the ball without even stopping the ball!
The football perfectly passed behind Lazio center back Diakite, who had just defended Maicon, and went straight into the lower left corner of Lazio's goal!
"Beep!!!"
The referee's whistle sounded.
The Meazza stadium also fell into madness at the same time.
Sideline!
All the media immediately focused their cameras on Su Qin's face.
For no other reason, they wanted to see from Su Qin's expression whether the harmony between Su Qin and Milito was true.
really!
Su Qin under the camera was not happy.
Instead, he grinned and ran towards Diego Milito, who raised his hands high.
From the reporters’ point of view, this breaking news seems to be coming again.
But!
Unexpectedly, after Su Qin rushed to Milito's side, he actually clamped Milito's head with his shoulders.
"Diego, you said you were serious about teaching me. Why haven't you taught me this shot just now?"
"Haha, Su, what can I say? This is talent! I can't even learn this!"
"cut!!!"
"What did you two say?"
At this moment, Sneijder also ran over and joined the team hugging Milito.
The players on the field celebrated.
Mourinho off the field had no intention of celebrating at all.
At this moment, he was holding a notebook and quickly recording something in his notebook.
Rui Faria is at Mourinho's side.
"Boss, just after Maicon broke into the penalty area, there were three passing routes, and Sneijder was also on the left. Maybe we can add some long-range shots from the midfielder on the basis of the twin tower tactics!"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that this golden pair had never worried about any surprises from Inter Milan before the game started.
All they cared about was whether the twin-tower tactic used for the first time had any effect.
Mourinho is seizing the time to enrich his tactics.
Not far away, Lazio coach Barartini was so angry that he smashed the water bottle in front of him.
What a coincidence, because I exerted too much force.
The water bottle actually bounced off the turf and hit the fourth official not far away!
Some of the fourth officials who were in pain ignored the fact that Barartini's assistant came to plead for mercy, and reported directly to the intercom that Barartini threw the water bottle to the referee.
No!
After calling the goal valid, the referee, who had nothing to do and was waiting for the Inter Milan players to celebrate, immediately ran to Barartini.
A bright yellow card just showed up in front of Barartini!
Cough cough cough!
Poor Baraldini almost spit out his blood.
What about the promised revenge on Meazza?
What about the promised counterattack by Barartini?
It was agreed that Lao Ba would celebrate the most arrogantly?
Why is the script completely wrong?
The city of Rome!
Pandev, the King of North Macedonia, who was completely banned by the Lazio club, was sitting on the sofa at his home watching this revenge battle that was hyped by the local Lazio media.
It was because of his secret meeting with Ruy Faria in China that he completely turned against Lazio's senior management.
According to the words of Lazio senior management!
Either Pandev is determined to play for Lazio, or he can wait for the end of his three-year contract at home before getting out of Lazio.
Pandev is not a submissive character.
As early as half a month ago, he sued Lazio Club to the Professional League Arbitration Court.
Now, all he has to do is wait for the court's decision.
As soon as the verdict is received, he will immediately leave this city that completely disappointed him!
Looking at the familiar blue and black jersey on TV.
Pandev also remembered the time eight years ago.
Just eight years ago, his Serie A journey began with Inter Milan.
As a teenager at that time, what he looked forward to most was every Thursday morning, because that day, he could train with Ronaldo, Vieri and Zanetti.
That's the one and only Ronaldo!
At that time, he felt as if the sky was within reach.
"Inter Milan needs you, Mourinho needs you too!"
Ruy Faria's words were vaguely in his ears.
And coincidentally, after Inter Milan scored, the director's camera also switched to Rui Faria, who was discussing something in detail with Mourinho on the sidelines.
At this moment, Pandev suddenly wanted to wear the blue and black jersey again.
If you really return to Inter Milan.
Perhaps, the one being photographed by all the media with flash lights on the court at this moment is Pandev!
The game continues.
Being 1 goal behind made the Lazio players, who were already a little overwhelmed, even more at a loss.
Obviously his head coach told everyone to focus their defense on the perverted No. 39 in the penalty area.
But in the past thirty minutes, Inter Milan has not made many long passes.
They played a small-scale pass around the Argentinian who was not too far away from them.
It was passed around, and then suddenly a shot came.
In this way, after being tortured by Milito for more than 30 minutes, Barartini on the sidelines couldn't help it anymore.
A big wave of his hand.
Barartini signaled Laziola to go out and attack.
the other side!
When Mourinho saw Lao Ba's desperate move, he was naturally ecstatic and waved to his players to retreat.
What a great practice opportunity.
Thirty minutes passed before his versatile twin-tower tactic came into use.
The other side hasn't started yet.
Thirty-sixth minute of the game.
Lazio, whose entire team attacked, began to retreat after completing a non-threatening long shot.
However!
After receiving the football thrown by the ball boy at the scene, Cesar in front of the goal without any delay directly kicked the ball high towards the Lazio backcourt.
At the landing point, Su Qin, who had been wandering around the center circle just now, was firmly planted there.
No surprises!
Even though Lazio No. 5 Mauri desperately leaned on Su Qin, Su Qin still unloaded the ball with ease.
Push with your right foot!
Su Qin took advantage of the situation and handed the ball to Motta who came in from the right!
Just catch the ball and go straight away!
Motta took long strides and started running towards Lazio's backcourt.
And this time!
Milito and Su Qin, who had rushed past Su Qin when Su Qin caught the ball at the landing point, instantly changed positions and were at the front.
Motta ran wildly with the ball down the wing.
Alone and alone, Alexander Kolarov gritted his teeth and rushed forward alone.
However, Motta didn't give him any chance. Just before Kolarov got close, Motta turned sideways again and sent the ball forward!
Maicon, the world's number one right back, rushed past Motta and Kolarov in an instant!
Without waiting for any reaction from Kolarov.
After Maicon caught up with the football, he made a direct pass with his right foot!
And this time!
The same scene happened in the England game.
Obviously the Lazio defender has planned to put all the defensive pressure on Su Qin.
But why was it Milito who was the first to break into the penalty area.
Milito's header is not strong!
But even if you're not strong, you can't go short, right?
so!
The double-team originally prepared for Su Qin was shattered.
When Milito led Silviglia to the front point, Maicon's long pass flew over the two of them on time!
Later!
It was like it had been practiced countless times in training.
Maicon's long pass accurately found Su Qin who had a time difference with Milito.
Diakite, who was following Su Qin, was already jumping very hard.
However, he was really, really pitiful when he was alone.
Su Qin, who was boosted by 5% of the demon's life, was hit like that.
Diakite lost his direction in the air.
Su Qin followed the inertia and hit the ball into the net with a fierce header!
"Beep!!!"
The referee blew his whistle and pointed to the center circle to indicate that the goal was valid!
"pretty!!!"
"pretty!!!"
"The ball is in!"
"Su Qin!"
"It's still his signature headbutt!"
"After knocking away Lazio defender Diakite, Su Qin gave a powerful header and smashed the ball into the Lazio goal."
"2:0!"
"While the entire Italian media was lambasting Mourinho, it only took more than thirty minutes for the madman to silence all the reporters who questioned him."
"Who said Su Qin and Milito can't coexist?"
"Who said Mourinho favored Su Qin so he always put Milito on the bench!"
"According to me, all the doubts are about the disgusting Italian media regarding Mourinho personally. Beep beep beep beep beep!"
"Beep beep beep beep beep!"
The live audio is glitchy.
Duan Xuan, on the other hand, looked embarrassed and pulled Lao Huang, who was still complaining excitedly about the Italian media.
By the way, it is true that Lao Huang is an Italian fan, but for some reason, Lao Huang has always disliked his Italian colleagues.
No.
It seems that not only his colleagues in Italy, but also his colleagues in the whole of Europe, including China, don't like him very much.
On the Meazza pitch!
When Su Qin scored Inter Milan's second goal.
The tens of thousands of Inter Milan fans at the scene once again celebrated wildly.
And Su Qin, after running wildly for a while, jumped up high in the corner kick area and celebrated with a cool kneeling slide.
"Su Qin!"
"Su Qin!"
"Su Qin!!!"
Two months have passed.
Su Qin, a young player that not many people knew before, has completely become the new favorite of Inter Milan fans after scoring more than a dozen goals for Inter Milan.
After Su Qin jumps and turns around, they will cooperate with him and shout "SU!!!"
She would also yell his name when he slid to his knees!
Milito also ran over from the penalty area at this time.
Kneeling next to Su Qin and hugging Su Qin, Milito also complained in a funny way.
"Su, you guy also said that I didn't teach you how to shoot. Didn't you teach me how to header the ball? How did you judge the landing point so accurately at the last moment?"
"Haha, Diego, it's like you said, talent! Do you know talent? I've taught you this, but you don't know it either!"
After saying that, Diego laughed and held Su Qin and Sneijder, who had just arrived, in his arms.
In front of the bench!
The madman is still talking about something with Rui Faria.
And right behind them.
A lonely black figure was sitting in the corner.
Looking at Su Qin and Milito hugging each other on the court.
A song he had never heard before seemed to suddenly ring in Xiaotuo's ears.
Accompanied by the narration of "Will love disappear?"
Pieces of snowflakes fell from the sky.
"North Wind. Xiaoxiao"
"."
What about the golden boots you promised?
Where is the promised first star of Inter Milan?
Why is it that those two animals on the court have more fun when he is not around?
The first half of the game is over.
Mourinho returned to the locker room and made another substitution on a whim.
The madman replaced Motta with Eto'o.
At the same time, the formation changed again.
4-3-2-1!
Su Qin was at the front.
Eto'o and Milito were hiding behind Su Qin, one on the left and the other on the right.
Muntari and Cambiasso were slightly behind, and Sneijder was on the central axis.
Christmas tree formation!
This is fun.
When Mou explained the Christmas tree formation in the locker room, which he had never played before in training, Zanetti started to break out in a cold sweat.
In the visiting team's locker room on the other side!
Lazio head coach Barartini was also racing against time to arrange the tactics Lazio needed in the second half.
"Stop blindly sticking to one point!"
"Playing zone defense, of course, when the high-altitude ball appears, you should look at No. 39 immediately!"
"That guy's feet are rough and he basically has no shooting ability at his feet!"
"Also, both of these guys are slow."
"The midfielders actively retreat. If necessary, you two, Sylveglia and Diakite, can also come out of the penalty area to attack. You don't have to worry about gaps in the backcourt."
"The first time after defending against Inter Milan's attack, the entire line was pressed to counterattack!"
"speed!"
"What Inter Milan lacks now is speed. As long as we can give Inter Milan a sudden attack on speed, we can definitely come back from being 2 goals behind."
After all, he is also a veteran Serie A head coach.
Although in the first half, Lauba was a bit embarrassed by Mourinho's changing twin towers.
But Lao Ba still caught the only weakness in Mourinho's formation!
speed!
Neither of the two centers is too fast. He can completely use it to expand the defensive area of his defenders to limit them!
Barartini looked confidently at each of his players walking out of the locker room.
Yes!
He saw the admiration and belief in him from the eyes of the team members!
Only 45 minutes have passed since the game!
He still has a chance!
His Lazio still has a chance!
"Welcome everyone to continue watching the 10th round of Serie A, which is narrated by Mr. Huang Jianxiang and I!"
"In the 45 minutes of the first half, Inter Milan temporarily maintained a 2-goal lead with Su Qin and Milito scoring a goal each!"
“And it can be seen from the data provided on site!”
"Mourinho played his first card at halftime!"
"Motta is replaced, Eto'o comes on!"
"Su Qin, Milito + Eto'o played at the same time. This is the first time this season!"
"Mourinho seems to be well prepared."
"Furthermore, with this position, I believe friends who are familiar with Serie A can tell at a glance what formation Inter Milan is currently using!"
When the game restarted in the second half, Lao Huang and Duan Xuan immediately discovered the difference in Inter Milan.
These two Chinese commentators can see it.
Can Lao Ba see it?
When Lao Ba walked out of the player tunnel and saw the substitution prompt on the big screen on the court.
Finally, Lao Ba couldn't hold back the pain in his chest.
Eto'o is coming up!
In this way, Su Qin stands in front, Eto'o's speed and Milito's shot!
Inter Milan's frontcourt trident is now completely intact!
And, it's not just this.
Damn Mourinho, it's obvious that he is using his Lazio as a guinea pig.
At Meazza, use the great Lazio as a guinea pig! ! !
What a shame! ! !
The game begins!
Under the Christmas tree formation, Inter Milan's offense seemed to have suddenly made a qualitative leap just as Laoba had worried.
Although the midfield is a little weaker.
But on the offensive end, Inter Milan doesn't need a midfield transition at all.
Just attack!
Sneijder or Cambiasso are both long passes.
After bypassing Lazio's midfield, the ball was directly transferred to the hinterland of Lazio's penalty area.
After Su Qin, the bridgehead, steadily unloaded the ball, Milito gave or pushed the ball to Milito when he had the opportunity to shoot.
Eto'o had room to sprint, so Su Qin gave the ball to Eto'o.
Of course, when Sneijder has the opportunity to take a long shot, Su Qin will also send the ball to Sneijder immediately!
The 51st minute of the game!
Su Qin jumped high at the top of the arc in the penalty area and headed the ball to Eto'o, who had just come on in the second half.
Eto'o, who had been emotive in the corner for more than 40 minutes, with no one to attack him, just changed direction and accelerated to get rid of Lazio midfielder No. 33 Baronio and brought the ball into the penalty area.
There was no chance for other Lazio players to sacrifice their lives.
A violent volley!
The football went straight towards the goal corner.
Although Lazio goalkeeper Muslera tried his best to fly away, he still failed to stop the football from entering the net!
3:0!
After scoring the goal, Eto'o was so excited that he jumped on Su Qin's back, raised his arms and shouted.
Each of the three tridents scored a goal!
This terrifying offensive ability made all the Serie A teams at the scene or in front of the TV feel the pressure brought by the madman on the sidelines who finally raised one hand in celebration.
Sixty-fourth minute of the game!
After retreating across the board to withstand Lazio's last desperate counterattack, Inter Milan's goal struck again.
It's still a high-altitude ball that crosses the midfield!
Su Qin jumped high to win the first point and tipped the ball to Eto'o.
After receiving the ball, Eto'o moved past Lichtsteiner and then gave the ball to Milito with a secret cross kick!
And this time!
Milito, who was only guarded by Alexander Kolarov, directly raised his right leg to hit the goal.
This also scared Alexander Kolarov and quickly fell to the ground to block it.
However, Milito raised his foot solely to deceive him.
After he fell to the ground, Milito quickly retracted his right leg, and then used his left foot to move the ball sideways to the middle!
Sneijder, who was unmarked in the backcourt, stepped forward quickly and pushed the ball!
In this way, football got through the gate guarded by Muslera for the fourth time.
"Beep!!!"
The referee's whistle sounded.
Likewise, Meazza's crazy cheers echoed through the sky at the same time.
However, compared to scoring goals.
At this time, the scene of four people celebrating on the Meazza stadium unexpectedly became the most permanent moment for Inter Milan in the live director's footage!
Su Qin is on the far left!
His left hand is on Eto'o!
And Eto'o is holding Sneijder with his left hand!
Next, there is Milito who provided an assist for Sneijder!
The four people were holding their shoulders and running wildly in front of the camera.
One high, one fast, one pass, one shot!
The most precious celebration scene of the Four Kings of Inter Milan appeared on the big screen at San Siro.
And the most interesting thing is when the Four Heavenly Kings are running wildly.
A grinning middle-aged man is clapping his palms on the left side of the camera!
That is a shot that Inter Milan fans will never forget in their lifetime.
It is also the last glorious shot of Serie A!
The game is over.
At the last moment, Sneijder took advantage of a free kick opportunity to expand the score again!
5:0!
This is the result!
Mourinho's new tactics are completely crazy.
In Meazza!
Amidst countless doubts, the Madman defeated the Blue Eagle Lazio with overwhelming force.
When the buzzer sounds at the end of the game.
Poor Barardini even forgot the ritual of shaking hands with the madman.
He just staggered straight back to the locker room.
And the scene!
All reporters immediately surrounded Mourinho.
Countless flashlights were aimed at the madman and flashed wantonly.
"Fuck!!!"
"Is there still such a way to play?"
"oh!!aoh!!! woof woof woof!!!"
Croatia!
After the exclamation, there was another dog barking that sounded extremely miserable.
The preliminary draft of the Croatian World Cup team list that had just been closed in front of the man who exclaimed was also opened again.
It seems that at this moment, only the four words "endless learning" can explain everything!
Big guys. I was too busy at work today and came home too late, so I only wrote 8,400 words. I’m sorry to everyone.
I will work harder tomorrow and strive for over 10,000!
Also, I beg for my monthly ticket, oh oh oh oh, it won’t increase!
(End of chapter)
