Maybe it was because Fatty's acting skills were too obvious, Bambu immediately said warily: "Then, which unit are you from?"
The fat man cleared his throat and said seriously: "To tell you the truth, we are from the Provincial Meteorological Bureau. We are here to secretly investigate the problem of premature meteorite fall. Your County Magistrate Qu has also personally said hello. Can I still have a holiday?”
The fat man had already prepared two sets of excuses. He knew that the villagers were most fond of bluffing and cheating. He didn't know County Magistrate Qu. He didn't dare to vouch for whether the Magistrate's surname was Qu or not. He was just being blind. But if Bambu refutes, he will immediately say that he is a deputy county magistrate. There are several deputy county magistrates, and even Bambu doesn't know all their names.
Seeing that Bambu was being frightened, the fat man immediately added fuel: "None of the people in the previous group were good, but there were foreigners among them. This matter cannot be made big, otherwise it will easily cause international disputes. The other one is if they are taken away by the consulate I am also afraid of the loss of the treasure. Fortunately, there is this lesbian who has abandoned the darkness and turned to the light. She understands the righteousness and specially came to help prevent the loss of the national treasure. If you don’t believe me, take a look at her passport. She is truly the people of the United States of America..."
Seeing Avril Lavigne's passport, Bambu was already convinced, and asked like a child: "But why are there only four people here..."
"Didn't I just say it! Some things can only be done in secret. So it is completely reasonable to send a few elites. If you still don't believe it, I will take out my work permit and let you take a good look at it?" The fat man just took Avril's The passport was taken out.
Seeing the fat man's action of taking out his wallet again, Bambu did not doubt that he was there, and hurriedly said to us: "Since we are comrades from the province, I will cooperate, and I will definitely cooperate! It's just the disaster you just mentioned..."
"I asked him to take it out! I just wanted to open my eyes and see the ID cards of comrades from the province!" At this time, Boss Sun appeared out of nowhere, looking at us meaningfully with a smirk on his face. several.
Then he deliberately leaned in front of me and whispered: "Brother Cao, don't blame me for deliberately causing trouble. These villagers are very easy to deceive. They are almost the same as the second and fifth boys. You are so smart, do you want to talk to me again?" You're cooperative! Anyway, it's a trivial matter, let's just sprinkle water on it! You can't just leave me and eat alone!"
"There are many ways to make friends, but Boss Sun chose the stupidest way. I'm afraid it will only turn people away thousands of miles away!" I rubbed my fingers and smiled at him.
Then I suddenly raised my voice: "I understand, I will report this matter to the reporting office!"
When Banbu saw Boss Sun whispering in my ear, he immediately became anxious, pulled Sun Chucai away, and hurriedly explained to me: "Comrades in the province, listen to me, this man is really evil and cruel with his slippery tongue! All the information was deceived by him. Yeah, don’t believe what he says!”
Boss Sun didn't expect that he would be overthrown by an army. He hurriedly took out a rectangular treasure box, opened it and saw a dark brown wooden sword inside!
"Okay, don't make it so stiff! Let me tell you, this is a real lightning strike wood, and there is a piece of raw material next to it. Even the leaders from the province must take care of this treasure! "
Boss Sun took out the brown thunderbolt wooden sword, the hollow scabbard, and the dragon beads to exorcise evil spirits and kill demons. After my inspection, it was indeed made of real materials. It is one of the magic weapons to ward off evil spirits. Now it is made into a wooden sword and it is even more powerful!
"Brother Cao, I, Sun, have been offended just now. From now on, if I don't pinch your feet, don't close my door. At worst, I will give you this sword. Just treat it as a meeting gift!" Boss Sun He was waiting expectantly for me to include him in the expedition.
An old opportunistic thief, no matter how he considered it, he really didn't want to be included in the gang, so he had to say to him,
"Boss Sun is indeed sincere, but the world below is unpredictable and dangerous. To put it harshly, life and death are unpredictable! I really can't bear to let a layman like you wade through troubled waters."
"Of course I understand! There is an old saying: Life and death are determined by fate and wealth. I understand this best! No matter what happens, I will accept it!"
As he spoke, Boss Sun pulled me away from me and secretly took out a simple map from his arms, with markings made by various markers on it.
It is not difficult to see from the picture that this is a coordinate point marked from the dense rain forest!
I pointed to the mark and asked him, "Where did it come from?"
"Have I forgotten my old profession? Of course this picture came from those people!"
Boss Sun looked proud when he spoke, just like Huang Zhong raising an arrow and boasting that his sword is still young.
But for the act of stealing, it doesn’t matter who is stealing or what is being stolen. In short, this kind of behavior is extremely sensitive in the village. More importantly, Boss Sun's "self-promotion" did not escape Banbu's ears.
Bambu immediately said that theft was a dirty act of the plague god Aruda, which would bring plague to the village. Although Bambu is greedy for money, he disdains being a rooster and a dog robber.
Banbu wanted to drive Boss Sun out of the village immediately, so Fatty took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and joined the eviction team.
Boss Sun grabbed the fat man and said, "I'm telling you, Fatty, don't get involved! Calm down your anger and don't get angry again. Have you ever studied the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic? Anger can damage your liver, and fear can damage your kidneys. Don't get angry. Even if you drive me away, I won't be afraid of being left behind. Are you all cooperating?"
"You want to cooperate, but you still call me Fatty. Your whole family is fatty!" The fat man was even more merciless.
"Fat brother! Pretty boy, okay! Pretty boy, stop pushing me!"
"It's too late to call me handsome!"
Seeing that he was about to be taken away by the two men, Boss Sun immediately said something to me in Cantonese. I was also so-so in Cantonese. But the general meaning is still understandable. To sum up, the most important thing is not the picture, but the speeches he overheard. Without those conversations, the picture would be useless.
The anxious Boss Sun spoke Cantonese because he was afraid that Bambu would understand these conversations again.
In this case, I can only believe it and make a temporary decision to keep Boss Sun.
I turned my head and looked at the forest outside the village. There was wind in the mountains, and the trees wanted to be quiet but the wind didn't stop.
Just like my mood at the moment, some things really are beyond my control.
I wanted to quickly find the entrance to the ruins of the ancient Dian Kingdom, but Boss Sun jumped left and right repeatedly. If I let him continue like this, something might happen.
At this time, it was obvious that Boss Sun, an old man, was worried all the time that we would leave him alone. He regarded himself as our teammate and offered us all the treasures, except telling us the color of his underwear.
I had no choice but to stop a few people, find a reason to keep Boss Sun, and then ask Banbu about the situation in the woods outside the village.
Banbu told us that the forest is called Sansheng Forest. If you are not a local, you should not go in easily, otherwise you will easily fall into the swamp and quicksand.
I asked him how many quicksand swamps there were outside the village.
Bambu is naturally a local expert and is a good guide. He said that there are still a lot of swamps in Sansheng Forest and the locals know where the dangers are. But as you go east, the number will increase, and few people have been there.
No one can grasp the specific location of the ancient Dian Kingdom ruins. Avril Lavigne said that if you want to find the real entrance, you must find the secret marching road.
I think this Sansheng Forest is a good entry point.
