Newspapers are being sold, newspapers are being sold," the newspaper boy shouted on the street with the General's tabloid in his arms.
"The latest topic: Mr. Qi's love affair"
Upon hearing this, passers-by immediately became interested and surrounded the boy selling the newspaper. The General tabloid in his hand was sold out instantly, and he walked away happily holding his bulging wallet.
"Who is this Master Qi?"
"Who, you don't know this, of course it's Mr. Qi, the Confucian master,"
"I didn't expect Mr. Qi, who has always been calm, to have such a story, tsk tsk"
"What's wrong with Mr. Qi? Mr. Qi is also a human being. He has seven emotions and six desires. It's human nature."
"Look at this, Mr. Qi had a lot of lust for the fairy tea and wine that day. Every maid in the house was spared."
"Master Qi is really energetic. It seems that this aphrodisiac tea is well-deserved for its reputation."
Passersby, you say something, I say something, and the good people have already rushed to buy aphrodisiac tea. By the time those few passers-by go again, a cup of aphrodisiac tea is already worth a lot of money.
Li Er: "Why are you hesitating? Do you still want your wife to have a baby? Look at Mr. Qi, after drinking a cup of aphrodisiac tea, he hugged his grandson."
Wang Fat: "Who said that was his grandson? Maybe he was his son?"
Li Er: "Don't worry about whether it's a grandson or a son. Mr. Qi is nearly fifty years old. Mr. Qi already has heirs. Don't you want to have no heirs?"
Wang Fat gritted his teeth and reluctantly reached into his pocket.
Fatty Wang: "Our family will pay one yuan to buy a cup and each of us will have a sip."
Li Er nodded: "Seeing how impatient you are, I will reluctantly agree to it."
Wang Fat: "No, who is so anxious? It's like you have a son."
Wang Fat and Li Er bought a drink and each drank it in one sip. Li Er was not afraid of the clerk's jokes and couldn't help but lick the bottom of the quilt.
The clerk really didn't laugh at the two of them. After all, they had never seen anyone in this luxury store for so long.
In Shangjun Courtyard, the phone rang.
Li Shui answered the phone and it was Wang Laoshi.
Wang Laoshi: "Sir, as soon as Master Qi's incident came out, our aphrodisiac tea was sold out."
Li Shui didn't care: "Hey, it seems that the price is still too low. Remember to raise the price later. Those who get the advantage will regard me as contributing to the prosperity of Daqin."
Li Shui sighed. I worry about Da Qin's food, clothing, housing and transportation every day. I also have to worry about Da Qin's descendants. It's really tiring to be a good person.
In Qi Mansion, Mr. Qi was half lying on the hospital bed, drinking expired fairy tea, spitting tea foam from time to time.
The two servants outside were chirping and laughing from time to time.
Da Wa: "Did you read today's General tabloid?"
Erwa: "No"
The eldest child rolled his eyes at the second child: "Then you are so ridiculous. I thought we both laughed at the same point."
Erwa whispered: "Could it be Master Qi?"
Dawa: "So I know, didn't you see it?"
Erwa: "I didn't watch it. People on the street were discussing it, and I heard it all."
Dawa: "We can catch up on interesting things like this when we just come here. Do you think the old people in Qi Mansion should know more?"
Due to the sudden disappearance of the fat and thin servant, the eldest child and the second child took their place and were arranged to guard in front of Master Qi's room.
Erwa: "Please calm down. Mr. Sun from my previous family kicked you and me out just because you were too gossipy."
Da Wa scratched her head in embarrassment: "I can't help it, and I don't want to. I originally came to Qi Mansion through connections because Mr. Qi is a master of Confucianism. I wanted to be influenced by him and become one of those elegant people, but Mr. Qi turned out to be like this. Feng Liu, my gossipy heart is itchy."
Erwa: "That's right. I originally liked Mr. Qi's character, but I didn't expect that he has a human face and a beast's heart. Mr. Qi's work style really makes us admire him and cannot compare with him."
The eldest baby and the second baby secretly suppressed laughter. Suddenly, the second baby couldn't help but burped loudly. The eldest baby was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth.
Erwa: "Sorry, I'm too full."
Mr. Qi was burped by the sound, and the tea cup almost turned over on his body.
Mr. Qi: "Who is outside the door?"
The eldest baby and the second baby were shocked. The eldest baby pointed at the second baby and kept complaining.
Mr. Qi shouted again impatiently: "Who is outside?"
The eldest child and the second child pushed each other, one of them lost his balance, and they both fell into the house.
Mr. Qi had an angry look on his face: "It's so unruly, it's getting more and more unruly."
Da Wa: "I know my fault, the food is too little. I was so hungry just now that I couldn't stand still."
Master Qi looked at the fat boy and curled his lips, thinking: With your appetite, the landlord's family has to plan carefully even if they have surplus food.
Mr. Qi: "What were you two making noisy about outside just now?"
The eldest baby and the second baby looked at each other, and the eldest baby kept blinking at the second baby.
The second baby understood immediately when he saw the eldest baby, nodded to the eldest baby and straightened his upper body.
Erwa: "Sir, I admire you."
Lord Qi was confused.
Erwa: "You are well-read in poetry and books, and you are rich in knowledge, but you are not pedantic in your actions. You are nearly fifty years old, and you are still strong and energetic. I envy you for your style!"
The eldest child lowered his head, not daring to look at the adult's face.
Mr. Qi was even more confused: "Why did you say this?"
The eldest baby blinked at the second baby again. The second baby looked at the eldest baby, understood immediately, and took out the General's tabloid from his arms.
The eldest child looked shocked and immediately grabbed the general's tabloid: "Sir, we just admire you. We grew up listening to your books."
Mr. Qi: "Take what you have in your hand."
The eldest child was reluctant and had no choice but to give it to Mr. Qi. He came back and continued to kneel. He gave the second child a hard look and buried his head even lower. He thought to himself: This second child is really stupid. I obviously gave him the signal. Don't talk, talk eloquently, don't take out the things, and actually want to take the initiative to present them to Mr. Qi. You are really looking for death.
At this time, the second baby was still kneeling with his upper body erect and contentedly waiting to receive the reward. He thought to himself: Master Qi is said to be considerate of his servants and is not a stingy master. I have said all the flattering words that the first baby taught me before, and they are all the same. Your Excellency, you haven't reacted yet. You must have been stunned by my praise. Hehehe, when you react, you will get the reward. You must go out and drink a cup of fairy tea.
The eldest child turned to look at the second child, who was kneeling there and laughing secretly, with a look of helplessness on his face: the second child was really stupid, and he was still smiling even when he was about to die.
Mr. Qi looked at the contents of the general's tabloid, clenched his fists little by little, and shouted: "This is so outrageous, it's a load of nonsense!"
The second baby was originally happily waiting to receive the reward, but was almost frightened by Master Qi's voice. The eldest baby was already prepared and lay motionless on the ground.
Mr. Qi: "Who dares to spread rumors like this? My reputation has been completely ruined."
The second baby was really taken aback, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Sir, did I praise you for not being good enough?"
Master Qi thought he was flattering him at first, but now that he thought about it, it was a naked sarcasm in front of him, or he was being sarcastic by a servant. It is true that when a person has no power, even a dog will bully him.
The big boy lowered his head, wiped the sweat from his head, and pinched himself hard. It hurt. He was definitely not dreaming. Even if it was a dream, it would be too uncomfortable.
Mr. Qi stood up and sneered: "Haha, excellent, you are really excellent. I never expected that I, Qi Mansion, still has a talent like you."
Erwa immediately smiled and waited to receive the reward. Seeing that Master Qi had no intention of doing so, he asked, "Sir, is there any reward?"
Mr. Qi smiled half-heartedly: I didn't expect someone to take the initiative to ask for a reward.
Mr. Qi: "Okay, okay, okay, Mr. Qi said "ok" three times, walked to the second baby, and slapped her three times hard."
Erwa covered her face and looked confused: This, this, how could you praise Master Qi and still get a beating?
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