At breakfast time, the village chief was having a meal.
His children and grandchildren stood beside him, looking at him respectfully.
The village chief asked: "What happened?"
"The situation is not very good," said the children and grandchildren.
The village chief glanced at his children and grandchildren: "Isn't that great?"
The children and grandchildren said: "Yes, the two patrolmen summoned a lot of people last night, and most of them had festivals with us."
The village chief frowned and said angrily: "Didn't I tell you? I want you to keep an eye on those villagers."
The village chief's children and grandchildren said with a grimace: "There are so many villagers, how can we see them here?"
The village chief sighed: "If my prediction is correct, there should be a quarrel in Xianyang City by now."
"There should be quite a few adults attacking the Banished Immortal right now. As long as we persist for another moment or three, we will win. But you guys, you are so unlucky."
"Are two mere patrolmen and two outsiders going to turn our place upside down?"
The village chief's children and grandchildren all lowered their heads in shame.
The village chief waved his hand and said with a disappointed look on his face: "Go away, everyone, go away, I don't want to see you anymore."
These children and grandchildren did not leave.
The village chief glared and said, "Why don't you leave?"
These children and grandchildren said: "If we leave, will we have to resign ourselves to fate?"
The village chief sneered: "What do you think?"
The children and grandchildren were silent for a while and said to the village chief: "Is there any other way?"
The village chief said: "There is only one way for now."
The children and grandchildren asked curiously: "What is the solution?"
The village chief closed his eyes slightly but said nothing. He seemed to be deep in thought.
The village chief thought for a long time, then slowly opened his eyes and said to the children and grandchildren around him: "Such things have happened in other villages. We can learn from it and make reference."
"If my prediction is correct, these two patrolmen use the same methods as the others."
"They would incite the poor people and take me out of my home. Then they would make the poor people count my sins and then take me back."
"If I'm lucky, I will be taken to the city, interrogated in detail, and then sentenced."
"If I'm not lucky, I will be beaten to death on the spot by these poor people. When the time comes, there will be a law that does not punish everyone, and this matter will be settled."
"Anyway, these people have decided that I am a bad guy. If a bad guy dies, who will care?"
The village chief's children and grandchildren all looked at the village chief in horror: "Then... what about us?"
The village chief looked at these children and grandchildren with disdain, feeling very dissatisfied.
These unscrupulous descendants are so unscrupulous that I am about to die, and yet they just ask how they are doing.
The village chief laughed and said: "When the tree falls and the hozens scatter, I will die. You can only leave the village and flee in all directions. However, I hope that before you escape, you will not be caught up by those poor people and beaten to death by random punches." .”
The children and grandchildren of the village chief suddenly turned pale, and some of them were almost crying.
How arrogant they were in the past, they are even more panicked today.
Their arrogance in the past was due to the prestige of the village chief. But today they are panicking because the village chief's authority is gone.
The village chief is too lazy to deal with these useless children and grandchildren.
He looked at the white clouds in the sky and imagined his life.
After a long time, he said calmly: "Anyway, I'm afraid I can't escape death. Therefore, I can only try to survive in death."
The village chief's children and grandchildren all looked at the village chief respectfully.
The village chief said calmly: "The poor people in the village are not enough evidence. They are all our relatives. Even though the bones are broken and the tendons are still attached, they may not really want to kill me."
The village chief's children and grandchildren all stared at the village chief with wide eyes and looked at him with puzzled faces, thinking: Is the village chief an old fool? How many village chiefs have been killed in the surrounding villages?
The village chief laughed, and then said: "Why do those poor people like lambs become so vicious? In the final analysis, it is because of the two patrolmen. It was they who incited the people and made them indifferent to right from wrong and cruel."
"So, if you want to solve this matter, you have to find the cause from the source, you have to start from the source..."
When he said this, he asked his children and grandchildren like a question: "Do you understand what it means?"
One of the children suddenly realized it and said to the village chief: "My father means that as long as the patrol is solved, this matter will naturally be solved."
The village chief nodded with satisfaction.
The other people suddenly became excited when they saw the hope of living.
They asked the village chief: "Then how should we deal with the patrol?"
The village chief looked at the person who had just answered.
He finally saw a slightly intelligent person among his children and grandchildren.
So he looked at this person approvingly, hoping that this person would continue to give beautiful answers.
If this guy really has that kind of talent, the village chief wouldn't mind stepping down and letting him become the next clan leader.
However, I didn't expect this guy to say: "We might as well spend all our wealth and bribe the two patrolmen generously."
The village chief was almost furious.
But this answer also won the approval of others.
It's over, it's over, there's no successor.
Thinking of this, the village chief's hands felt itchy.
He didn't want to endure it anymore, so he raised his hand and slapped the man across the face.
The man screamed in pain, covered his face and said with aggrieved face: "Father, what are you doing?"
The village chief stared and said, "What the hell is your idea? Is this Nuoda family property going to be ruined in your hands?"
The man said with a sad face: "Father, if you lose money and avoid disaster, you must not offend those two patrolmen for a little money. As long as we are still alive, we have plenty of ways to make money."
The village chief became even more furious and wanted to slap the man. But the man dodged quickly.
The village chief took a deep breath and said to the man: "You know nothing. Do you really think that I am reluctant to part with those small coins?"
The man said nothing and gave the village chief the acquiescence.
Everyone said nothing, probably thinking that the village chief really thought so.
The village chief shook his head in disappointment: "Your structure is too small. Do you really think that if you have money, you can accomplish anything? Do you think that if you have money, you can accomplish everything?"
Everyone looked at the village chief and said with some confusion: "Isn't it like this?"
The village chief chuckled: "Of course that's not the case. Think about it, where did these two people come from? Where did they come from? Who sent them here?"
Everyone thought for a moment and said, "They are from Xianyang City. Your Majesty sent them here."
The village chief said calmly: "So?"
Everyone said: "So...so what happened?"
The village chief sighed and said: "It is true that they were sent by His Majesty, but there is another person who appointed them, and that is the banished immortal."
"Destroying the clan, such a deviant thing, must have the shadow of banishing the immortal. And people like banning the immortal are so rich that they can rival the country. Is the reward he gives to these patrols still small? Will the patrols care about our little wealth?"
"It is said that the people under the Banished Immortal are all lunatics. They want their lives but not their own money. They want other people's lives but not their own money. If we use our wealth to bribe them, will they really see it?"
"What's more, banishing an immortal can give them not only money, but also a high status. With status, are you still short of money?"
The village chief's children and grandchildren said in a panic: "Then... what should we do?"
"We only have money. They don't want money. Aren't we at our wits' end?"
The village chief sighed and said: "It's not that we can't do anything. Don't we still have a pair of hands and a few knives?"
At this time, the wise man from Sun Zhong suddenly realized and said: "My father means to kill them and eradicate the roots."
The other children and grandchildren were startled, and then said to this man: "How smart."
village head:"……"
What the hell, it’s only at this point that you realize it, is that smart? It's over, it's over, this family is destined to fail, and I don't know if my ancestral graves will be dug up after I die.
For a moment, the village chief was very sad.
The children and grandchildren were still very uneasy and said to the village chief: "Father, those two patrolmen are members of the imperial court. If we kill them, will the imperial court confiscate our homes and exterminate our clan?"
The village chief said calmly: "There are many ways for a person to die. There are suicides, such as hanging, such as jumping into the river. There are also homicides, such as strangling with a rope, such as pushing into the river. There are also accidental deaths, such as accidentally blowing the head Reaching into the noose. Like accidentally falling into the river."
"Tell me, if we didn't do anything illegal or disciplined, why would the imperial court confiscate our homes and exterminate our clans?"
These children and grandchildren suddenly understood and said: "I understand, my father meant to let them become accidents or suicides."
These children and grandchildren thought that they responded faster this time, and they were all a little proud.
The village chief cursed: "Are you very proud? You're a fool to commit suicide. These two patrolmen are so good. Is it necessary to commit suicide? Of course it was because they had an accident."
These children and grandchildren nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, what my father said makes sense, let them have an accident. But...how did the accident happen? We only have a small river here, and looking at the two patrolmen, they seem to be able to swim."
"As for the noose, it's a bit difficult to operate. Those two patrolmen, why do they put their heads into the noose? If you tell me this... I'm afraid no one will believe it."
The village chief said calmly: "Isn't this simple? Just kill these two patrolmen and then say they were accidents. Who knows?"
"Once these two patrolmen die, those poor people will be in disarray. What do they dare to do to us? When the time comes, don't they have to obediently testify for us?"
The village chief's children and grandchildren nodded vigorously: "It makes sense, it makes sense."
The village chief waved his hand a little tiredly and said: "Go, go immediately, don't hang around in front of my eyes, I will be upset."
So these children and grandchildren went away.
They are not very good at using their brains, but they are good at beating and killing people.
So, they rushed directly to the station of the two patrolmen and easily tied them up with ropes.
The patrolmen never expected that these people would be so cruel and bold.
They shouted loudly: "How dare you do this? We are the imperial officials, are you going to rebel?"
As a result, the village chief's descendants didn't care at all and dragged the patrolman directly to the river.
Someone said: "Just throw them down and drown them."
Another person said: "No, you have to untie the rope first. If you drowned with the rope, the court will find out after an investigation."
Another person said: "Idiot, can't you just drown them first and then untie the rope?"
The man before was stunned for a moment and said, "That makes sense."
The patrolman quickly said: "No, if a person dies with a rope tied, there will be strangulation marks. When we go back and do an autopsy, we can see it at a glance."
The descendant of the village chief was stunned and asked, "Is that so?"
The patrolman said: "Of course it is. Haven't you read the common sense textbook of Ban Xianfa?"
The descendants of the village chief were a little embarrassed: "We live in a mountainous area and don't know much about these things."
The patrolman said: "I happen to have a copy here. You can take a look. It's in my arms and you can touch it."
The patrolman put his hand in and touched it, and sure enough he found a book.
They took out the book and read it, and then they suddenly realized: "It's true, it's really like this."
"In this case, you can't tie it with a rope. But if you don't tie it with a rope, what if you jump into the water and suddenly escape?"
The two patrolmen said: "This is easy. You can keep watch on the shore and when you find our heads popping up, can't you just press them down with your hands?"
The descendant of the village chief was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "That makes sense. Why didn't we think of such a simple truth?"
The two patrolmen smiled modestly: "It's not that you haven't thought of it, it's just that when you killed people before, you never worried about being discovered, so you never thought about these things."
The descendant of the village chief snorted: "What you said makes sense. We are usually quite bold."
Then, they pointed to the river: "Are you going down on your own, or are we going to push you down?"
The patrolman said: "Of course we went down."
Then the two patrolmen jumped down.
The descendants of the village chief squatted beside them, stretched out their hands, and tried to touch their heads with great interest.
Unexpectedly, the two patrolmen stretched out their hands and dragged him into the river.
Then he grabbed his neck with his hands and said loudly: "Don't move, otherwise, I will strangle him immediately."
The others were stunned.
The captured man was so frightened that he shouted to the people on the shore: "Don't move, no one is allowed to move."
Some people said: "They must be killed, otherwise, once these two people get out of trouble, we will be finished."
So, a few people wanted to take action.
However, the one who was kidnapped also had several sons, and their sons stepped forward one after another to stop the others.
The two patrolmen looked at each other with a smile on their faces: "A clan also has its benefits. Look at how well the filial piety is implemented here?"
