The treatment Yang Hui received in the cell was strange.
On the one hand, he was the one who framed the Immortal, and everyone hated him.
On the other hand, he knows a lot of gossip, and many people like to hear his gossip.
The jailer was very surprised. This guy has been arrested for so long. Why is there new news every day? Where do these messages come from?
For a while, the jailer even suspected that Yang Hui was a monster. His body was in the prison, but his soul could go out for a walk.
In fact, these news about Yang Hui are all fabricated.
As the founder of a shameless tabloid, how can he do it if he can’t make up news?
Yang Hui's tenet is that facts are not important, sales are important.
After an unknown number of days like this, Yang Hui felt that he had been forgotten.
He did not wait for judgment, nor did he wait for deliverance.
One day, Yang Hui asked the jailer: "What do you think will happen to me?"
The jailer said: "I don't know, such people are rare."
Yang Hui sighed: "I just made up a few lies and ended up like this? It's too miserable for me."
The jailer said: "Those monks say that those who make up lies will have to go to the tongue-pulling hell after death."
Yang Hui said: "That is because Buddhists will go to tongue-pulling hell after they die."
The jailer said helplessly to Yang Hui: "According to you, it is dangerous to believe in Buddhism?"
Yang Hui said: "Anyway, I believe in banishing immortals. I don't believe in anything but banishing immortals."
The jailer sneered: "Do you believe in banished immortals? Do you believe in banished immortals and still slander them?"
Yang Hui said with a bitter face: "I have explained it many times. I did not write that article, nor did I post it. I was sick that day, and it was because my subordinates were ignorant and spoke nonsense."
The jailer said: "It doesn't matter whether I believe this reason or not. Your Majesty must believe it."
Yang Hui sighed and lowered his head.
Will Your Majesty believe it? Even if His Majesty believes it and he has no intention of slandering the immortal, so what? I had previously slandered many courtiers under my real name.
Now, all the ministers in the DPRK wish to die. What chance does this have of surviving?
Thinking of this, Yang Hui was completely desperate.
The prisoners and jailers who often listen to Yang Hui's gossip are a little bit weird. Why is it that the recent news about Yang Hui is so perverted?
The old farmer lost his beloved son. In grief and anger, he caught many children to eat.
What kind of woman is a snake-hearted woman who often seduces young men and then sells them to black coal mines.
What……
There are so many kinds.
Yang Hui was immersed in his own story and became more and more perverted.
…………
In the court, the debate about Yang Hui continued.
Every court official was upright and supported Ying Zheng in sentencing Yang Hui to death.
After all, this guy Yang Hui is really hateful.
Some courtiers clearly had hemorrhoids, but Yang Hui told them that their buttocks were rotten.
Some courtiers just bought a few maids, but they were said to be disrespectful by Yang Hui, who took medicine every day to pamper beauties.
Shouldn't such people be killed? Such people should be killed quickly.
As a result, the court became chaotic, and everyone looked excited.
At this time, Li Shui coughed dryly, stood up and said, "I don't agree with your views."
The courtiers looked at Li Shui with puzzled expressions. They were all thinking in their hearts: "Did you take the wrong medicine to banish the immortal? He was obviously scolded by others, and his ancestral graves were almost dug up, but he still didn't agree?" "
"Does he have some kind of mental illness? Does he have to be scolded to feel comfortable?"
Under the surprised gazes of the courtiers, Li Shui smiled and said, "I think Yang Hui is a talent."
Chunyu Yue said with some dissatisfaction: "Huai Guzi, don't think that if the other person is as bad-mouthed as you, he is a talent."
Li Shui: "..."
Why is even Chunyu Yue so yin and yang? Can I, Da Qin, recover?
Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "I am optimistic about Yang Hui, of course not because of his yin and yang aura."
He took out the newspaper in his hand and said to everyone: "This is the content of the thirty-fifth issue of the gray tabloid. In it, Yang Hui used his imagination to describe something called an airship."
"You must have seen it, right?"
The courtiers said calmly: "Of course I have seen it."
Li Shui said: "Now that you've seen it, it's easy to handle. Don't you think his idea is reasonable?"
The courtiers said: "I don't think it's reasonable."
Li Shui: "..."
He looked at the courtiers and said quietly: "It seems that your scientific literacy is not enough. You may need to make up for it."
When the courtiers heard this, their faces turned pale.
What the hell... need to make up another class? Are you here to collect tuition fees?
The courtiers said to Li Shui: "Exiled Immortal will understand it after you explain it to us for a while. We don't need to make up any more lessons."
Li Shui said: "Although Yang Hui's ideas are just assumptions and do not have enough details, they provide some ideas."
"The craftsmen at Shangjun Courtyard were very talented and really followed this idea and made something."
The courtiers looked at Li Shui and said dumbfounded: "What did you make?"
Li Shui said: "The airship has been made."
The courtiers shook their heads repeatedly: "Impossible, impossible. How can something made by a shameless villain actually be made?"
Li Shui smiled slightly and said: "It's really been made. It is currently in Shangjun Courtyard. You can follow me to have a look."
The courtiers looked at Ying Zheng, who nodded and said, "Let's go, I also want to see what this airship is."
So, a group of people walked towards Shang Jun's courtyard in a mighty manner.
When everyone came to Shangjun Courtyard, they suddenly found that this place was a bit strange.
In their impression, Shangjun Villa is a large and luxurious house.
Surrounding the house is endless farmland.
But now... Shangjun Courtyard seems to have turned into a big factory, with newly built simple work sheds everywhere, and workers inside working loudly.
In addition, the farmland has disappeared, being fenced off and turned into a flat wasteland.
Chunyu Yue felt very distressed when he saw it. He shook his head repeatedly and said, "Great farmland and great crops are just abandoned. Huaiguzi, aren't you afraid of God's punishment?"
Li Shui looked at Chunyu Yue in confusion: "Why be punished?"
Chunyu Yue said: "I thought you wasted the farmland."
Li Shui said with a smile: "Dr. Chunyu, do you think the farmland has been wasted by me? Now one acre of land can produce the crops of ten acres before. Why do I feel that I have increased the farmland?"
"Now I occupy such a small piece of farmland for research, does it matter?"
"Furthermore, this farmland is mine to begin with. In order to obtain the court's consent, I went through special procedures. Isn't this also okay? Will God punish me under the laws of Daqin?"
"Does Dr. Chunyu think that our Da Qin laws violate the will of God? Doctor, what do you mean? Do you think that our Da Qin has gone against heaven? I think you have the intention of treason, are you going to..."
Li Xin, who was next to him, quickly grabbed Li Shui and said, "Brother Huai, brother Huai, take it in, take it in, this is our sister-in-law."
Li Shui seemed to have just come back to his senses, he coughed dryly and said, "Yes, yes, yes. In the excitement, I forgot that this is our sister-in-law."
Chunyu Yue's face turned pale.
He wasn't scared, he was angry.
He always framed others for treason, but Huai Guzi had not lost his traditional skills.
The courtiers nearby were all whispering and laughing.
These people suddenly felt that Li Shui was really a mad dog. When he went crazy, he would even bite his own people.
Chunyu Yue sighed, saying that he was not as knowledgeable as Huai Guzi.
After Ying Zheng finished appreciating the farce, he said calmly: "Where is the airship?"
Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "Come right away, come right away."
Then, Li Shui walked to a nearby wooden pole, picked up the phone, dialed a number, and said, "Let's get started."
Then, a craftsman came out holding something in a round ball.
This thing is shiny and seems to use tinfoil.
Then, as soon as the craftsman let go, the ball wrapped in tin foil slowly rose.
The surrounding craftsmen applauded enthusiastically.
The courtiers looked at each other with a question in their eyes: "That's it?"
At this time, someone suddenly exclaimed.
Everyone discovered that the ball burned violently. In an instant, it turned into a big fireball, but it disappeared in an instant.
The courtiers were all startled and said to Li Shui: "Huaiguzi, is this your airship? Isn't it too dangerous?"
Li Shui hummed: "It is indeed very dangerous. What I just showed you was a failure."
The courtiers were speechless: Why are you showing us a failure?
Li Shui clapped his hands, and a man with a bandage came over.
Li Shui said: "This person's name is Zhang Fei. He is the person in charge of the airship. During the process of studying the airship, a fire accident occurred and he was burned."
"Everyone, Zhang Fei is a hero. If one day you can fly in the sky, then don't forget Zhang Fei's achievements."
Hot tears rolled down Zhang Fei's face.
Li Shui continued: "During the research process, they discovered that hydrogen gas is dangerous and easy to burn. So they worked together and worked around the clock for several days and nights to discover a new gas. It's called helium."
"Helium is difficult to collect and is almost made in a laboratory, so it's safe."
Li Shui made another call.
Soon, an ox cart came out. On top of the bullock cart were piles of what looked like leather.
Li Shui waved his hand, and someone began to inflate the leather.
It took half an hour to inflate, and then everyone discovered that the leather was sewn with cowhide.
I don’t know what bad intentions the craftsmen of Shangjun Courtyard have. After these things are inflated, they still look like a cow.
Li Shui pointed at the cow, smiled at everyone, and said, "Did you see it? This is the first-generation airship. It has already flown."
Everyone looked at the airship, nodded and said, "Yes, Banishing Immortal is really awesome, it makes cowhide fly to the sky."
Li Shui: "..."
Why does this sound so awkward?
Li Shui waved his hand again, and someone immediately tied a basket under the cowhide. Then Zhang Fei sat on it.
As the rope was cut, the cowhide slowly rose up with the basket.
At first, everyone saw Zhang Fei waving to everyone, but soon, he turned into a small black dot and disappeared completely.
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, all looking confused.
Someone said: "Exiled Immortal, what is the purpose of your research on this? Do you want to expel people into the air?"
Someone else said: "Poor this Fei, he is not very old, but he is going to die a tragic death."
Chunyu Yue looked up at the sky and said, "It's extremely cold at high places. I don't know if this leaf will freeze to death."
They talked a lot.
And Li Xin came close to Ying Zheng and whispered: "I don't know if Zhang Fei can meet the immortal in the sky."
As soon as Ying Zheng heard this, his heart suddenly moved, his mind suddenly became alive, and he suddenly became enlightened.
That's right. If you could meet an immortal and get the elixir of life, wouldn't you have nothing to worry about?
For a time, Ying Zheng became very enthusiastic about supporting the airship cause.
Suddenly, someone said loudly: "It appears again, it appears again."
Everyone looked up and saw that the cow had appeared again.
It's falling, and fast.
Li Shui took out the telescope with a smile and handed it to Ying Zheng.
Ying Zheng sat on the chair and looked at the cow contentedly.
As for the other courtiers, although they were very curious, they had no idea, so they could only act anxiously.
Li Shui smiled and took out the telescope and said, "This thing is not for sale."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay if you don't sell it. Otherwise, you won't be ripped off again."
Li Shui said: "But the telescope is for rent. It's not expensive, one hundred dollars an hour."
Everyone was stunned and felt that this was indeed not expensive.
Chunyu Yue was wealthy and first rented a telescope.
Other courtiers also rented it.
Li Xin said to Li Shui in confusion: "Brother Huai, is this telescope too cheap?"
Li Shui said: "Brother Li, in fact, it doesn't matter how much wealth we have. If you really want to make money, you need the operation of large capital. It's a bit difficult to rely on collecting rents and plundering money from these courtiers. ”
"The real places where they are plundered are the Banxian bank account, Banxian real estate, and Banxian shopping street. The moisturizing is so subtle that they cannot refuse."
Li Xin suddenly realized, and then said: "But if the telescope can't search them, why do you insist on renting it to them? Isn't this unnecessary?"
Li Shui smiled slightly and said: "I just... don't earn any money from them, and I feel itchy. So it's just symbolic."
Li Xin gave Li Shui a thumbs up: "Brother Huai, you really have never forgotten your original intention, you are a role model for our generation. Look at you, you say you want to be shameless, but you can always be shameless. I am not worried at all that you will be late. No guarantee.
Li Shui: "..."
What the hell is this? .
