When a camera takes a picture, there is a flash.
Feng Quili obviously noticed the flash.
When he saw the photographer in the distance, he suddenly felt shocked: Oops, he was photographed.
That photographer is a person who has been banished to immortality. He doesn't know what kind of bad reputation he will give himself, but it's definitely not a good reputation.
Feng Quili felt a little nervous, so he turned to look at Feng Jia.
Feng Jia understood it and gave instructions to the photographer next to him.
The photographer brought by Feng Queli also took a photo.
And I instantly thought of a topic. This photo says: The imperial censor who made a special trip to plead guilty finally waited for the belated banishment of the immortal.
Feng Quli felt slightly relieved when he saw his camera light up.
Then he said to Li Shui very humbly: "I came here to apologize."
Unexpectedly, Li Shui said more humbly: "How dare you, how dare you. Your Excellency has made outstanding achievements, why do you need to apologize to me?"
Feng Quili was a little anxious: Why is Huaiguzi, who has always been arrogant, so humble today? How to capture his arrogant moment? How to discredit him?
Feng Quli gritted his teeth and suddenly made a plop and knelt on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, Feng Queli's photographer took a photo.
I also thought about the name of the photo, so I called it: In order to get forgiveness, the censor had to kneel on the ground.
Li Shui: "..."
This move is awesome.
Logically speaking, if Li Shui wanted to win this round, he had no choice but to kneel down to Feng Quli.
But Li Shui didn't want to kneel.
Can old guy Feng Quili afford it?
So Li Shui made a dumbfounded, helpless and forced expression.
And this expression, along with Feng Quili's kneeling posture, were captured together.
The photographer came up with a topic: Is this the so-called moral kidnapping?
When Feng Quli saw the other party taking photos, he was shocked: It seems that banishing the immortal is not easy to deal with. Is there a way to deal with it so quickly?
He thought for a moment and then said sincerely: "Exiled Immortal, I came here specifically to apologize today. I hope Exiled Immortal can forgive me."
The two Feng disciples at the back were recording their conversations, and some were even silently counting their heartbeats in their hearts to see how long it would take for Li Shui to "reluctantly" forgive Feng Quli.
Unexpectedly, Li Shui said with a surprised look: "Why do you want to apologize to me? I don't understand."
Feng Quli: "Huh?"
He said quietly: "Does Exalted Immortal want me to confess my crime in public?"
After receiving this hint, the Feng family's children were all very excited. They wrote on the paper with pen and paper: Banning the immortal and forcing the imperial censor to confess in public.
At the same time, Li Shui's people also wrote on paper in a flurry of words: Is the imperial censor sincerely admitting his mistake? He refused to reveal his crime, and the kind-hearted Ban Xian looked at a loss from beginning to end.
Feng Quli gritted his teeth and said as sincerely as possible: "I have always felt regretful about not being able to wipe out the barbarian country. The banished immortal came to the barbarian land with His Majesty's edict."
"However, I am hiding here and there, refusing to show up. I hope to establish some merits before the banished immortal finds me."
Li Shui smiled slightly: "What's this? This is your loyalty to the country. It's too late for me to admire you. How can I blame you?"
Feng Quli gritted his teeth and said: "The art of war in Banished Immortal is actually the result of Banished Immortal. It was me... no, it was the people under me who didn't know the inside story and put it on my head. Although I tried my best to explain it, but But no one listened, so the banished immortal was wronged."
Li Shui chuckled and said, "What's the point? I don't care if those who are pure will themselves be pure. What's more, I have done too many great things in my life. It's just an art of war. I don't care."
Feng Quli: "..."
This is so pretentious and enviable.
Li Shui said with a smile: "Since Mr. Feng is not guilty, then throw away this thorn, put on your clothes, and let's drink and talk."
Feng Quli gritted his teeth and did not do so.
He knew that the banished immortals behind Li Shui were waiting for him.
As long as he throws away the thorns and puts on his clothes. These people will immediately write: Feng Quili did not apologize sincerely. When he saw a step, he immediately stepped down.
When Feng Quili was hesitating, Feng Jia whispered behind him: "Sir, anyway, Wang Wu's matter has been reported, and we can't hide it anymore."
Feng Quli understood what this meant.
He nodded and said to Li Shui: "I had some misunderstandings with Wang Wu in the army. He was taken away a few days ago. I wanted to bring him back, but I remembered some conflicts."
"I did something wrong in this matter, and I am guilty."
Li Shui suddenly realized: "We have been making trouble for a long time, and you are here to apologize to Wang Wu."
Feng Quli: "..."
He was a little confused: What on earth is going on? Why did all the twists and turns lead to me apologizing to Wang Wu?
The people behind Li Shui immediately began to write a manuscript. The title of the manuscript was: Selling dog meat over sheep's heads. He was clearly apologizing to Wang Wu. Why did Feng Quili repeatedly show his favor to the banished immortal? Is there a conspiracy?
Li Shui said to Feng Quli: "Since you are here to apologize to Wang Wu, let's go see Wang Wu."
Feng Quili said in surprise: "Wang Wu is here?"
Li Shui hummed: "I arrived a few days ago."
Feng Quli nodded.
This is true. If Wang Wu had not seen the banished immortal, how could he have been in the newspapers before?
Everything is connected.
Li Shui took Feng Quli into a room. There was no one in the room.
Feng Quili asked in confusion: "Where is Wang Wu?"
Li Shui clapped his hands, and two maids brought over a large wooden box.
The box opened and inside was a huge color photo.
Li Shui picked up the photo and showed it in front of Feng Quili, who was immediately speechless.
This is a large color photo of Wang Wu.
Li Shui said with a smile: "Sir, please look, this photo uses the latest technology, does it make the person lifelike? Such a good photo, rounded off, it can be considered that Wang Wu was present. What do you want to say, sir? You can say that to the photo.”
Feng Quli: "..."
Apologize for the photo? What is this?
Is there such a ridiculous thing in the world?
This is bullshit.
Feng Quili felt that he had been insulted and couldn't hold it back for a moment. He said coldly to Li Shui: "That's no need. When I see Wang Wu in the future, I will apologize in person."
The people behind Li Shui immediately remembered: Ye Gong was like a dragon, but Feng Quili refused to apologize in front of Wang Wu.
Li Xin looked at these two people helplessly: Are you tired?
Li Shui coughed dryly and said to Feng Quili, "Sir, please take a seat. Since you are here, let's enjoy some wine and food."
Later, someone brought wine and meat.
Li Xin was not happy without wine. After seeing the wine, he was overjoyed.
However... he looked at the photographers in the room who were ready to take pictures at any time, and felt a little unhappy again.
Wouldn’t it be so tragic if ugly photos of me eating too much were taken?
So Li Xin waved his hand and said, "Anyone who doesn't want to do this can go outside."
The photographers and accompanying recorders all looked at Li Shui and Feng Quili with embarrassed expressions.
The two men nodded slightly, and they all went out.
Li Xin breathed a sigh of relief and began to enjoy the meal.
Li Shui and Feng Quli also breathed a sigh of relief, finally able to let go of their tense nerves.
The few of them started chatting about things from all over the world, and after three rounds of drinking, the relationship became more and more warm.
Although this kind of warmth is superficial, it is much better than the cold feeling just now.
This topic is random, I don’t know where it will go.
In the end, I don’t know who started it, but they started talking about women.
Li Shui is a good young man with morality, conscience, character and culture.
I only like Weiyang in this life.
Li Xin, on the other hand, is a good middle-aged man who is more moral, more conscientious, more virtuous, and more educated.
I only dare to like Mrs. Li in this life.
As for Feng Quli, he is an old man who seems to have morality, conscience, maybe character, and is probably literate.
He liked many people in his life, so when he talked about women, he was really eloquent and eloquent.
Li Shui and Li Xin both laughed.
Feng Quli talked for a while and drank a few glasses of wine. As he became more drunk, he talked even more nonstop.
He looked at Li Shui and Li Xin with sympathy: "It's a pity that you two don't know the differences between different women in the world, and the wonderful things between different women."
"As the saying goes, the women from Guanzhong are the best in the world and the most suitable to be wives. The women from Chu are graceful and affectionate, petite in stature, and are intoxicating when held on the lap. The women from Qilu are knowledgeable and reasonable, and their yin and yang intersect. Unknowingly, they seem to know more. Some words of ancient saints and sages.”
"But the women of Yanzhao are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, impassioned, women are as good as men, and have a unique flavor."
"The Hu woman is tall and tall, with a beautiful jade body, which is pleasing to the eye. The only flaw is that she has a strange smell. But it doesn't matter, just use more incense."
Li Shui: "..."
Li Xin: "..."
I can't tell, this bad old man is... quite experienced and knowledgeable.
Li Xin didn't like hearing this, because he could only listen to what others said and couldn't experience it himself, so he always felt a little shortchanged and a little sour.
So he said to Feng Quili: "Let's talk about something else."
Feng Quli said with some unfinished thoughts.
Li Shui coughed dryly and said to Feng Quili, "I heard that soldiers in the army seem to like places like female concubines?"
Feng Quili nodded: "Not bad."
"When soldiers in the army occupy a place, they often treat women as money and plunder them."
"But this time we did not do this in order to win over the people. In fact, we stopped doing this a long time ago."
Li Shui nodded with satisfaction,
Although Feng Quili didn't say it, Li Shui knew very well that it was he who brought up the military discipline that Qin Junqiu had never violated.
Feng Quili continued: "Therefore, soldiers in the army like to visit places like women's houses."
Li Shui said: "However, if you don't pay attention when visiting the nulu, you will contract diseases. What should we do?"
Feng Quili sighed: "No one can do anything about this kind of thing. He can only do it."
Li Shui smiled and said: "These soldiers were brought out by us. The commander of the first army has the responsibility to bring them back intact and healthy. So... I specially ordered people to do this."
Li Shui took out a paper bag and said with a smile, "You can tell by looking at it."
Feng Quli looked at the schematic diagram on the paper package and was immediately confused.
He glanced at Li Shui in confusion and thought: A dignified immortal, do you study this all day long? Are you sick? Is he really a banished immortal?
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"With hundreds of thousands of troops, we are helpless and can only rely on us women?" Several women from the barbarian country gathered together and discussed in a low voice.
They are special workers in the city.
Soldiers who usually serve barbarian countries sometimes have better luck and serve nobles.
But they will not serve the merchants.
Just like Da Qin, the people here are also a bit discriminatory against businessmen, and they are very discriminatory.
It is said that after serving a businessman, you may contract a certain disease, which is called visceral disease.
The so-called dirty blood means that the blood of businessmen is dirty.
In their view, businessmen extract wealth from ordinary people through plunder and robbery.
If you serve these merchants, your body will become dirty and you will contract blood disease.
Blood diseases are difficult to talk about and are contagious. Once you get it, your career is over.
Don't even think about serving the powerful, and it's impossible to serve the soldiers. He could only serve small craftsmen with little money, and even could not attract customers at all, so he could only become a beggar.
And these women who are talking now have visceral blood disease.
Originally they were lonely and had a very difficult life.
Who knew that suddenly a noble found them, dressed them up, put on beautiful clothes, put on heavy makeup, and brought them here.
Later they found out that they were going to serve Qin Bing.
It turned out that Qin soldiers had already captured this small town.
These women were very scared, but besides being scared, they also showed a sense of pride.
Because the nobles just said that they are protecting the city.
Use a woman's weakest body to protect the strong city wall. Use their visceral blood disease as a gift from the gods to punish these Qin soldiers.
After the deed is accomplished, they will be gifted by the gods, or they may be taken away by everyone in the future, and live a good life where they will never grow old or suffer from pain.
In the eyes of the nobles, one person can infect two people with leukemia. Within a few months, everyone in Qin will be infected with the disease.
Of course, he has insufficient theoretical knowledge and does not understand the transmission routes of blood diseases.
However, he has made an effort anyway.
So, these women waited for the first wave of soldiers.
What puzzled them was that each of these Qin soldiers carried strange tools.
From beginning to end, it didn't seem to come into contact with their bodies.
These women had a vague premonition that the blood disease was not contagious.
While they were grumbling, suddenly an older Qin Bing walked in.
When he saw other Qin soldiers, he waved and said, "Are you crazy? They are all sick."
The women all looked at the older Qin Bing in surprise, thinking: Does this man even know who has heart disease? Amazing……
