Ying Zheng looked at the Confucian scholar in confusion and asked, "What shameless tool did Huaiguzi come up with? Why didn't I know about it?"
The Confucian scholar said with some embarrassment: "This kind of tool is really shameless. I can't say it."
Ying Zheng: "..."
He looked at the Confucian scholar with some annoyance and thought: Can't say it? Then you are in trouble.
However, Ying Zheng only thought about this thought in his mind.
As an emperor, it is important to maintain the majesty of the emperor.
He said to the Confucian scholar calmly: "Since you can't say it, there's no need to say it. Does anyone else have anything else to do?"
Confucian scholar: "..."
He was a little confused, he didn't expect the emperor to say that.
He said before that he was embarrassed to say it, he just wanted to be reserved.
He said that he was of noble character and did not want to be confused with an immortal.
but now……
The emperor did not allow him to say this, but he wanted to say something.
So the Confucian scholar coughed dryly and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, originally I couldn't say it out loud, but considering the safety of our great Qin, I think it's better to say it out."
Ying Zheng: "..."
The courtiers looked at the Confucian scholars, and many of them secretly thought: It seems that the words about banning immortals are right, some people... are just mean.
Ying Zheng did not stop the Confucian scholars.
Seeing that Ying Zheng acquiesced, the Confucian scholar cheered up and said: "Recently, a new thing has been introduced in Shangjun's Villa, which is specially used for sexual intercourse between husband and wife. It is said that it can block the intercourse between yin and yang, so that those men and women do not have to get pregnant and give birth to children. "
Ying Zheng was slightly startled: "Really?"
The Confucian scholar said: "I believe that after the appearance of this thing, it will definitely affect the population reproduction of our Great Qin. As the population decreases, our Great Qin's national power will decline. When the national power declines, how can we deter the four parties? If we cannot deter the four parties, we will definitely have wars and disasters. , when the blood flows into rivers, the flames of war continue, the lives are devastated, and mourning is everywhere, how miserable will it be?"
"At that time, the country will be shaken, the palace will be overturned, the city of Xianyang will be plunged into a sea of fire, and the princes and generals will be reduced to the streets..."
Fu Yao: "..."
He looked at the Confucian scholar a little speechlessly, thinking: What the hell, a country that was harmed by just one trick was destroyed? Isn't this too exaggerated?
The Confucian scholar gushed: "In addition, this thing will also encourage sexual immorality. Originally, the gift between husband and wife was for the purpose of reproducing offspring. Now, it has completely become a tool for indulgence."
"With this thing, isn't the atmosphere of our Daqin getting worse day by day? I am worried that in the future these people will not do their jobs properly and indulge in women's sex."
Fu Yao: "..."
Ying Zheng looked at Fu Yao and said calmly: "Are you in charge of the affairs of Shang Jun's Courtyard now?"
Fu Yao responded and said respectfully: "Yes, I am in charge now."
Ying Zheng said again: "What do you think of what you just said?"
Fu Yao coughed dryly and said, "It seems that the laws of Da Qin do not prohibit the use of this thing."
Everyone was stunned for a moment.
It seems...that's true.
Fu Yao said: "As long as the law does not prohibit it, it is feasible. We, the Qin Dynasty, govern the country by law, and this tradition must not be broken."
The courtiers looked at Fu Yao speechlessly. Some people secretly think in their hearts: "Rule the country according to law? Don't you follow the way of merchants? Why have you become a Legalist again today?"
The Confucian scholar was a little unwilling and said: "In the past, Shangjun Courtyard did not promote this thing, and everyone did not know about it. Naturally, the laws of Daqin did not prohibit it."
"Now that this thing has appeared, I think that the laws of Qin should be reflected."
Fu Yao coughed dryly and said, "Should this thing be banned or encouraged? I think we still need to discuss it."
Confucian scholar: "Is there any need to discuss this?"
Fu Yao smiled and said: "First of all, this thing can prevent the spread of diseases, which is a big benefit. I have detailed research materials from Shangjun Villa here."
"And as far as I know, even among the adults present, there are many who are unruly and hang out in Fireworks Alley. Some have even contracted the disease."
"After I came back, I passed it on to my wife and concubines at home."
"Those women are so chaste, why should they suffer such sins? Isn't this so unfair?"
The courtiers present looked a little unnatural.
Most of them have never been to those places. But they are always worried about others thinking they have been to that place.
After thinking about it like this, I actually blushed as if I had a guilty conscience.
The courtier was a little anxious and thought secretly in his heart: I have never been there before, why am I blushing?
But I don't know why, but my face is getting redder and redder, which is really distressing.
As a result, more than half of the civil and military officials in the dynasty were blushing.
Fu Yao looked at them and couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "This is such a shameless era."
courtier:"……"
In the end, Wang Wan was more responsible. He stood up and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, how solemn is the Council Hall? This is the place where major world affairs are discussed. The veteran thought that this so-called tool can be discussed in private, and there is no need to get it. This is explained above.”
Ying Zheng nodded.
Fu Yao naturally had no objection.
You can do it if the law does not prohibit it, and you can discuss it casually. The longer it takes, the better. Anyway, during this period, security tools will continue to be sold.
…………
"Madam, I'm back." The Confucian scholar returned home exhausted physically and mentally.
Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer allies in the court. Every time we compete with Shangjun Courtyard, we feel like we are fighting alone.
The Confucian scholar was not discouraged. In fact, he kind of liked this feeling.
This will make him feel proud that everyone is drunk and I am alone, even though everyone is gone.
The Confucian scholar felt that he must be the last noble person.
However, such illusions were quickly shattered.
Because the lady took out an exquisite box and opened it with a blushing face.
When the Confucian scholar saw what was lying inside, his heart suddenly tightened.
He secretly thought: No way...
However, terrible things still happened.
He touched it with his hand. This thing was clearly the tool that he had been belittling during the day...
The Confucian scholar looked at his wife with tears in his eyes, and said helplessly: "Where did this thing come from?"
The lady said: "Of course I bought it."
Confucian scholar: "..."
You actually bought it with money? This is simply the worst of bad news.
The lady whispered: "I know you favor those concubines, but it is a blessing to favor them, but you are not allowed to have children with them."
Confucian scholar: "..."
The lady glared and said, "What? Am I wrong? I can obviously have children, why did you buy so many concubines? Do you plan to let them compete for favor?"
The Confucian scholar coughed dryly and said, "I don't have this intention, I just..."
The lady put the tools into his hands and snorted coldly: "Don't forget, my father is a great scholar. My father recommended that you can become an official in the court."
The Confucian scholar sighed and responded: "My husband knows."
The lady added: "If you don't have faith, you won't be established. You have read the books of saints and sages. I hope you won't lie to me. You must use this thing."
The Confucian scholar nodded tiredly: "Okay, let's use it."
That night, the Confucian scholar stayed in his concubine's room as usual.
But the lady called a little maid and asked, "Do you know how to use those tools?"
The little maid nodded vigorously, patted her chest and said, "Madam, don't worry, I'm already familiar with this."
The lady nodded with satisfaction and said, "Do you also know the difference between used and unused?"
The little maid said: "Of course I know."
The lady hummed.
After daybreak, the little maid ran back happily and said to the madam: "It's no use, Master is of no use."
The lady immediately shouted: "I knew that was the case."
She strode towards the Confucian scholar's room.
When she opened the door and entered, she found that the Confucian scholar was drinking tea.
He seemed to be very thirsty and was pouring himself tea.
The lady said angrily: "How did you promise me yesterday? Why was it useless to you? Are the words of you Confucian scholars worthless?"
The Confucian scholar sighed and said quietly: "I want to use it, but this thing always reminds me of the face of the banished immortal, and I suddenly lose all interest."
lady:"……"
The Confucian scholar poured himself another sip of tea and thought: Doesn't this tea nourish yin and yang? Why do I drink it for so long and it doesn’t seem to have any effect?
The lady sighed and said, "What a pity, the thousand coins are gone."
The Confucian scholar was stunned and said to his wife: "Isn't this thing worth a penny each?"
The lady yelled, "That's for low-level untouchables. Who are we? We have a noble status and a lot of wealth. How can we use things worth a penny each?"
"Of course we are good friends. Look at how beautiful the box is. Look at how small and exquisite the bag is. Look at this..."
The Confucian scholar is going crazy.
Spending a thousand dollars to buy something worth only a penny? And you haven’t used this thing yet?
It’s too boring, it’s really too boring.
The Confucian scholar was about to collapse.
In fact, such episodes occurred in many places in Xianyang City.
This night, many courtiers felt that their lives had undergone earth-shaking changes.
Banish the immortal, banish the immortal. He just made it look like he couldn't afford it.
This person... is too bad.
…………
A sneeze, a sneeze.
Li Shui sneezed several times in succession.
Li Xin said from the side: "This is a foreign country, you have to be careful."
Li Shui rubbed his nose and said, "I seem to be fine. Maybe someone is talking about me."
Li Xin: "..."
Is this person too confident? We have been away from Xianyang City for so long, who would complain? What a beautiful idea.
Even if you want to talk about it, you should talk about me. After all, I am the God of War of Great Qin.
Li Xin still wanted the title God of War, but suddenly he remembered that Li Shui was also called the God of War.
In an instant, the word "God of War" became a bit boring.
Li Shui and Li Xin were thinking secretly, when suddenly a soldier rushed over and said to Li Shui, "Sir, Feng Quli is here."
Li Shui smiled slightly: "He is finally here."
The pawn looked at Li Shui in surprise: "Sir, do you know?"
Li Shui said confidently: "I have known this for a long time, and I have been waiting for him to come."
The pawns all looked at Li Shui with admiration, feeling that Li Shui could predict the future.
Li Xin shook his head slightly beside him, thinking: Brother Huai is so powerful. He has already forced Feng Quli into a desperate situation. He has to come even if he doesn't want to come.
…………
Feng Quili is leading people up the mountain.
As he went up the mountain, he asked Feng Jia beside him: "How are you preparing?"
Feng Jia said: "We are all ready. Reporters, photographers, and witnesses are all on record. As long as the banished immortal makes the slightest move, they will film it and create a lot of public opinion."
Feng Quili nodded: "After a while, I will use some methods to anger the banished immortal and make him show disdain and displeasure. At that time, you must seize the opportunity and step up filming."
Feng Jia nodded vigorously: "Master, don't worry, I have given my instructions, and these people know it very well."
Feng Quili nodded slightly.
He looked at the high mountain peaks and said with a smile: "It's great. It's the best thing for the banished immortal to come down the mountain to greet us. He looked down at us from top to bottom, which just showed the arrogance of the banished immortal and our humility. "
Feng Jia responded and quickly went to arrange for a photographer.
After a while, Feng Quli arrived halfway up the mountain.
He chose a suitable location for taking pictures and began to wait for Li Shui.
After waiting for a quarter of an hour, Li Shui still hadn't appeared.
Feng Jia asked worriedly: "Did you see through our plan?"
Feng Quili smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, this is a serial plan. The longer he makes me wait, the better. When the time comes, I will say that the banished immortal is very arrogant. I took the trouble to apologize, but he avoided seeing me and asked me to wait. Waiting here."
"Come here, bring up the wattle sticks."
Behind him, Feng's soldiers brought up the vitex sticks.
Feng Quili carried it on his back and looked like he was apologizing for it.
He is so pitiful that everyone pities him.
At this time, someone at the foot of the mountain said, "Master Feng, I've been waiting for a long time."
Then, Li Shui climbed up the mountain panting.
Feng Quli was confused: "Why is he down there?"
I don't know when a craftsman came to Feng Queli.
He said with a smile: "The Exalted Immortal said that Mr. Feng is a guest from afar. He wanted to be more humble, so he came down the mountain from the other side and then went up from the bottom to greet you."
Feng Quli: "..."
Is there anyone who greets people like this?
When someone comes to your home to be a guest, you go to them first and then come back from outside to greet them? What the hell is this? I've never heard of it.
At this time, Li Shui at the bottom of the mountain raised his head and bowed his hands to Feng Quli, and said with a humble face: "Master Feng, I have admired you for a long time."
At this time, Feng Quli was still in a daze and did not react.
The reporter brought by Li Shui seized this good opportunity and took a photo from a distance.
A click froze this wonderful moment.
Feng Quili, seemingly carrying a thorn stick on his back, looked down at Li Shui.
Li Shui looked up at him from bottom to top, and held his hands in humility.
The photographer has even given a name: Are you so ashamed to apologize?
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