Feng Quili was still a little hesitant. He said to Feng Jia: "However, I am the imperial censor in the court, and my status is equivalent to Huaiguzi. If I go to him today to plead guilty, wouldn't it be too... wouldn't it be too..."
Feng Jia said: "Master, you are overthinking. When Lian Po appealed to Lin Xiangru in the past, weren't they still of equal status?"
Feng Quili nodded: "That's true. But... if I go to plead guilty, but the banished immortal mocks me, what should I do?"
Feng Jia: "..."
He suddenly realized that this was really possible.
With the temperament of banishing immortals, 80% of them would really do this.
Feng Jia thought for a while and said to Feng Quili: "Master, if we take the initiative to plead guilty, we will give the banished immortal enough face. If the banished immortal refuses to forgive us and still mocks us, then he is at fault."
"He can publish newspapers, but we can't publish newspapers? I heard that there is a Confucian newspaper in Xianyang City, which is specifically against the banishment of immortals."
"If the banishment of immortals is really sorry for us, we can record the situation exactly as it happened at that time, and then send it to the Confucian newspaper."
Feng Quili said: "But wouldn't it be too embarrassing for me?"
Feng Jia coughed dryly: "Master, before that, you have already lost all your people."
Feng Quli: "..."
It seems...it's true.
Feng Jia said excitedly: "Moreover, has Master ever thought that if we really published such a newspaper, the civil and military officials of the entire court would definitely sympathize with us?"
"We sincerely sought peace from the banished immortal for the sake of the peace of our great Qin. But the banished immortal refused to give in. This is too much."
"At that time, the reputation of banishing the immortal will become worse and worse, and we will have an advantage."
Feng Quli nodded: "It makes sense, it makes sense."
Then, he rolled his eyes and said, "I suddenly had another idea."
Feng Jia immediately acted like he was all ears.
Feng Quili said: "If we...I bear the burden of apology, after seeing the banished immortal, I don't care whether the banished immortal reconciles with me or mocks me. I just need to write an article and say that the banished immortal is humiliating me." I……"
Feng Jia was stunned for a moment, and then he understood: "What the master means is to spread rumors to banish the immortal. Do you want everyone to think that the banished immortal will not be spared and humiliate the master?"
Feng Quli nodded.
Feng Jia clapped his hands and said, "This is a wonderful plan. It's so wonderful. In this way, the master's shame of asking for forgiveness can be washed away."
Feng Quli suddenly laughed.
He stood up and suddenly became complacent, as if it was no longer embarrassing to plead guilty.
He said to Feng Jia: "Go and prepare. The more miserable the preparations are, the better, and the more humble the better. By the way, I'll ask if there is anyone in the army who knows how to operate a camera. I'll take a couple of photos when the time comes."
"This photo needs to show my predecessors and the arrogance of banishing immortals. Isn't there a popular saying nowadays? Wherever there is a picture, there is the truth. I will give him the truth."
Feng Jia responded repeatedly.
Feng Quili smiled with satisfaction. He suddenly realized that it was not embarrassing to take the blame.
It seems that what Feng Jia said is really right, this is a shameless era. If you can't hold it back, whoever has the thickest skin will benefit.
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"Oh, this is a shameless era." Li Shui sat in a wheelchair and shook his head helplessly.
In front of him, there were several pawns standing with red faces, asking for leave from him.
They are all full-blooded men, and they always have some needs.
These soldiers had been away from home for a long time, and they couldn't help but have some thoughts.
It was said that some local women in the next town were doing that kind of thing, so these soldiers became interested.
At first they tried their best to endure it, but later they couldn't bear it anymore, so they came in groups to ask for leave from Li Shui.
It seems that after there are more people, everyone's face becomes thicker.
After Li Shui heard their reasons for asking for leave, he neither agreed nor disagreed, but kept lamenting that people's hearts were not ancient.
Li Xin said with a smile beside him: "Brother Huai, why do you feel a little envious when I hear your words?"
Li Shui was stunned, stared and said, "What am I envious of?"
Li Xin said: "Of course I envy them that they can go find prostitutes, but you can't. If you marry a princess, you can't get close to anyone else in this life."
Li Shui snorted: "So, Brother Li can get close to prostitutes? I don't know if Madam Sister-in-law would mind."
Li Xin: "..."
The pawns all laughed secretly in their hearts: These two people are hurting each other again.
Li Xin coughed dryly and said to Li Shui: "My wife and I are in harmony with each other, why should we look for some prostitute?"
Li Shui said: "The princess and I are also a match made in heaven, and we don't need a prostitute either."
The two men boasted and described themselves as the greatest love saints of all time.
The pawns listened for a while, then interrupted them with a dry smile: "Two adults, we haven't married yet, so we don't need to be so loyal, right?"
Li Shui sighed and said: "You have food and sex, so logically speaking, I shouldn't stop you. It's just... if this kind of thing is not handled well, there will be an infectious disease."
The pawns nodded.
Da Qin also has female households, and people in the female households are often reported to be sick, so everyone has some knowledge in this area.
Li Shui said: "If you want to go, you need to bring a military doctor with you. You can only go after the military doctor has completed the examination."
"Those who go must be healthy. And the prostitute must also be healthy."
The pawns nodded vigorously and looked at Li Shui excitedly.
They felt that Li Shui was about to agree and the matter was basically a done deal.
Who knew that Li Shui said again: "In addition, if you leave your flesh and blood here, it will be a troublesome thing after all. Not long ago, Shangjun Courtyard invented something, you may be able to use it."
The pawns all looked at Li Shui curiously.
Li Shui took out a paper bag.
The paper bag is very small, smaller than a human hand. When you pinch it, you will find that it is so soft that you don’t know what is inside.
Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "This is made of rubber from Lingnan. It is soft and very comfortable. When you wear it, it will look like nothing. You will definitely like it."
The pawns looked confused.
Li Shui pointed to the paper bag: "There are specific usage methods on it, and they have been drawn into pictures. You can understand them at a glance."
These pawns looked down and suddenly started laughing.
Li Xin took a look and nodded: "This is indeed a shameless era."
Li Shui coughed dryly and said seriously: "This thing is for the welfare of thousands of women. It prevents them from having to constantly struggle with childbirth. It also saves them the pain of contracting diseases."
"How can such a good thing that benefits the country and the people be said to be shameless? Brother Li, you are a bit narrow-minded."
Li Xin: "..."
These Qin soldiers just wanted to find someone to have fun with, so you said they were shameless. Now that you are using this tool for fun, isn't it shameless?
Li Xin was a little angry.
What's the point of this?
Li Shui handed the tools to Qin Bing, and then told them: "These things are given to you for free this time. There will be charges in the future."
"You don't want to use this thing just for the sake of convenience. You will get sick later and be unable to marry and have children when you return to your hometown. You will be in pain then."
These Qin soldiers nodded nervously.
In Qin Bing's view, marrying a wife and having children is a major event in life. It would be too bad if this matter could not be completed, so they all nodded nervously.
A pawn asked with concern: "Excuse me, Exiled Immortal, how much does it cost to buy this tool?"
Li Shui said: "One penny each."
The pawn was surprised and delighted: "So cheap?"
Li Shui grunted, nodded and said, "This is a civil and military dynasty. For the sake of your health, this is a special subsidy."
The pawns said in surprise: "Have all the adults in the court also contributed money?"
Li Shui said: "This is natural."
Li Shui waved his hand and said, "Go ahead and remember to bring a military doctor with you."
The pawns took their tools and left with smiles on their faces.
After they left, Li Xin looked at Li Shui in confusion: "I also paid? Why didn't I know?"
Li Shui took out a very exquisite box from his arms.
This box is carved from red sandalwood and decorated with gold, making it extremely precious.
Li Shui handed the box to Li Xin.
Li Xin was overjoyed: "Brother Huai, how can you give me something so neatly?"
Li Shui smiled slightly: "This is not for Brother Li, just for Brother Li to see."
Li Xin opened the box and found a paper package lying inside. This paper package... was very beautifully packaged, but it looked a bit like the tool just now.
"What do you mean?" Li Xin asked in confusion.
Li Shui smiled slightly: "This box is priceless. The tools in the box are nothing. The real money is the box. Each box costs a thousand dollars."
Li Xin said: "Isn't this box too expensive?"
Li Shui smiled and said: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's very cheap."
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"Is this still expensive? This is very cheap, okay?" The aunt from Shangjun Courtyard was trying hard to sell it.
And those sitting in the hut were all ladies from Xianyang City.
The aunt said: "We are all women, so I will speak openly."
"Your husbands are all wealthy and powerful people. How can they be the same as ordinary people?"
"For ordinary people, if they use tools that cost a penny a piece, that would be a big deal. If you, your lords and ladies, also use tools that cost a penny a piece, wouldn't that be too demeaning?"
"You have to use something expensive, something that can show your identity."
"And this one thousand yuan is the most suitable."
The ladies looked at each other.
Some people said: "However, why do we need to use this thing? Are there any benefits to using this thing? I heard people say that this thing can block the intersection of yin and yang..."
The aunt in Shangjun's courtyard smiled slightly and said, "I would like to ask you ladies, does your husband have any concubines?"
Everyone nodded.
The aunt asked again: "Do these concubines have any sons?"
Many people nodded again.
The aunt said again: "Do you feel disgusted when you see their son?"
The men nodded again.
Although the son of a concubine is a concubine, he is still a son.
There is the possibility of fighting for the title and the possibility of sharing the family property.
Especially if the legitimate son dies unexpectedly, then the concubine's son may inherit the family business.
Therefore, these ladies, on the one hand, hate the sons of concubines, and on the other hand, they must beware of their secret mischief.
The aunt said with emotion: "Some adults are more upright and take concubines just to keep incense. Such circumstances are excusable. You noble ladies regard the son of the concubine as your own son, that's all."
"The husband and wife are harmonious and the home is safe. There is nothing to say."
"But there are some adults who are romantic by nature, bit off more than they can chew, show mercy at every turn, give birth to many sons, and are jealous. You plot against me, and I plot against you. This creates a chaotic atmosphere, which is very unpleasant."
"If you guys have strong personalities and can be suppressed, then that's fine. But some people have gentle and kind personalities, especially when they are older, senile and unloved. Wouldn't that mean they are being taken advantage of?"
The ladies all nodded vigorously, feeling that what this lady said really spoke to their hearts.
The aunt said: "It's good to have this thing now. Men like to have fun, just let them go. As long as they wear this thing, it will be fine."
The ladies nodded vigorously.
Someone else said: "However, what if those men are not happy?"
The aunt smiled slightly and distributed some pamphlets to them.
This booklet lists various benefits.
The ladies opened it and looked at it, and were immediately amazed.
Then they said with some worry: "My Daqin emphasis is on having more children and more happiness. I don't know if those men are willing to use these tools."
The aunt smiled and said: "Yes, they will definitely do it in the future. For such things as having more children and more blessings, just have as many people as you need."
The ladies nodded in agreement.
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At the same time, Ying Zheng was in the court, listening to the discussions of the courtiers.
His head hurts a little.
Li Shui and Li Xin are no longer in Xianyang City, but they still created a lot of things.
Wang Wu has not brought it back yet, and the authenticity of Wang Wu's diary has not yet been determined. But something else popped up.
A Confucian scholar said: "Your Majesty, Shangjun Courtyard is selling a shameless tool recently."
"It is said that they are worth a penny each. It is said that they are quite popular among women. I believe that this kind of thing should be banned and should not be spread to corrupt the atmosphere of our country."
After the Confucian scholar said this, he looked at Fu Yao cautiously.
Now that the banished immortal is away, Fu Yao has the final say on most of the affairs of Shangjun Courtyard.
He had some doubts that Fu Yao had made that shameless tool.
Thinking of this, the Confucian scholar shook his head slightly: Mr. Fu Yao was so upright and kind in the past. He was crippled by the Exalted Immortal Cult.
