Just as Chunyu Yue sighed, two people got into the car with evil smiles on their faces.
It's Li Shui and Li Xin.
Chunyu Yue felt a headache when he saw the two of them, and asked angrily: "What are you doing?"
Li Shuiqian smiled and said, "Sister-in-law..."
Chunyu Yue shook his head repeatedly: "Don't call me sister-in-law, I have no biological relationship with the banished immortal.
Li Shui glanced at Li Xin and said with a smile: "Look, our sister-in-law is out again."
Li Xin nodded repeatedly: "Sister-in-law is good at everything else, but it's easy to see others."
Chunyu Yue sneered.
He has often dealt with these two shameless people, so he has concluded some rules, that is, don't care what they say, and never argue with them, otherwise, if they catch them talking, there will be no consequences. It's over.
So, Chunyu Yue asked directly: "Why did you come to me today?"
Li Shui said with a smile: "Sister-in-law knows things like a god, he can almost be called a semi-immortal."
Li Xin said: "Brother Huai, you are a banished immortal, and my sister-in-law is a half-immortal. Doesn't this mean that my sister-in-law is half of you?"
Li Shuishen nodded in agreement: "Brother Li, what you said seems to be right."
Chunyu Yue's face was ashen, but he always adhered to his principles and would never argue with the two men. He just urged, "What are you here for?"
Li Shui coughed dryly and said to Chunyu Yue, "We are here to discuss taking the train with my sister-in-law."
Chunyu Yue: "..."
He never expected that even though His Majesty had already set off, Li Shui still didn't give up and was still planning to take the train.
Chunyu Yue shook his head and said firmly to Li Shui: "As I said, taking a train to worship Mount Tai is something that has never happened before. If you are not careful, it will become a joke and will be written into history books in the future. Aren’t you going to make fun of future generations?”
Li Shui snorted: "It turns out my sister-in-law only wants this."
Chunyu Yue was a little speechless. I have been saying this for a month. Did you just realize it?
Li Xin sighed and said: "Feng Chan on the train may become a small soldier, or it may become a first-of-its-kind beautiful story. Whether it is a strange thing or a beautiful story, it is really difficult to know without trying."
Chunyu Yue said quietly: "It seems that there is no need to try this matter again."
Li Shui said: "If we don't try today, we will try sooner or later. No matter what, we may not be able to escape this time."
Chunyu Yue said: "In short, don't act too hastily."
Li Shui looked at Li Xin.
Li Xin suddenly said with a smile: "I have a compromise."
Chunyu Yue said impatiently: "What can you do?"
It's no wonder that Chunyu Yue is impatient. The key is that Li Xin's ideas are unreliable nine times out of ten.
His credibility has long since been ruined.
Li Xin didn't care either. He was thick-skinned anyway, so there was nothing to care about.
He said to Chunyu Yue: "Sister-in-law, since you and Brother Huai can't argue..."
Chunyu Yue cleared his throat and said, "If you can't argue with these four words, I'm afraid I used them wrong. After all, your Majesty has agreed to ride in the carriage."
Li Xin coughed dryly: "Then let me put it another way. Since my sister-in-law and brother Huai have their own opinions, I have come up with a compromise."
Chunyu Yue said: "How to compromise? Use horses to pull the train?"
Li Xin: "..."
He laughed dryly and said: "It's not impossible to use horses, but...it's not easy to find so many well-trained horses in a hurry."
"What I imagine is that we can take the train half the way and the carriage half the way."
After Chunyu Yue heard this suggestion, his first reaction was to flatly reject it: "No, absolutely not. Isn't that even more nondescript?"
"How important is it to be enshrined in Zen and Mount Tai? It is definitely not a trivial matter."
Li Shui said: "But my muscles and bones have been shaken by the carriage for the past few days. I heard that this train is very smooth and comfortable..."
Chunyu Yue said nothing, his mind was filled with what Li Shui had just said: What? Is the train very smooth and comfortable? If I could sit down for a while...
Later, Chunyu Yueyou shook his head and thought in his heart: Even if the train is really comfortable, you can't sit on it. This is a major event for Feng Chan Taishan.
Li Shui said: "Sister-in-law, aren't you tired from riding the carriage for days?"
Chunyu Yue wanted to deny it, but after thinking about it, he felt it was unnecessary.
Riding in a carriage must be tiring. This is human nature. Just admit it openly. If you are secretive, it will look unattractive.
So Chunyu Yue said calmly: "Of course I am tired too. However, when some people are tired, they complain about everything and everyone, hoping for temporary comfort. But I have not changed my original intention."
Li Shui gave Chunyu Yue a thumbs up and said with great admiration: "My sister-in-law is worthy of being a great scholar in the world. It's really admirable."
Chunyu Yue smiled slightly: "When you see the virtuous, think about them, and when you see the virtuous, you should reflect on yourself. Let me encourage the immortals together."
Li Xin blinked and said, "Brother Huai, are my sister-in-law making fun of you?"
Li Shui said: "How could it be? My sister-in-law is obviously praising me, thinking that I am a wise man in this world."
Li Xin looked at Li Shui with admiration: It's amazing, Chun Yuyue was sarcastic in a roundabout way, but Brother Huai only used one cheeky move to easily block it. Wonderful, really wonderful.
After Li Shui and Li Xin left, Chunyu Yue felt a little uneasy.
Today...I actually convinced you to banish an immortal? And it was easy to convince him to banish the immortal? This is a bit unlikely, right?
But why did the two of them give in so easily?
Soon Chunyu Yue knew why.
Among the team, a rumor soon appeared about Chun Yuyue.
According to the rumor, Dr. Chunyu was getting older and could not bear the fatigue of traveling and traveling, so his health became worse and worse and he almost fell ill.
After listening to these words, everyone visited Chun Yuyue one after another.
At first, Chun Yuyue was quite moved, after all, he really felt unwell.
I didn't expect that all my colleagues would care about me so much.
But later, there was another rumor in the team, saying that a certain elderly man could no longer stand the carriage.
He really wanted to take the train, but he was too embarrassed to ask.
This rumor did not name anyone, but anyone with normal intelligence would know that it was Chun Yuyue.
Chunyu Yue quickly went crazy and solemnly announced many times in public that he did not want to take the train.
Who knows that the rumor has also changed, saying that the elderly adult does not want others to know his identity, so please stop spreading rumors.
This rumor was simply customized for Chun Yuyue. Afterwards, the people in the team looked at Chun Yuyue differently.
Chunyu Yue wanted to cry but had no tears, and could not argue. At this time, new rumors emerged.
This new rumor says that another adult wants to take the train. And this gentleman is definitely not the previous one.
This is simply three hundred taels of silver in this place, and everyone's eyes changed when they looked at Chun Yuyue. Every time they looked at Dr. Chunyu, they had a strange smile on their faces.
This rumor also said that the gentleman thought that since we were still far away from Mount Tai, it would be better to take the train for a few hundred miles to let everyone calm down and change the carriage at the worst possible time.
Regarding these rumors, Chun Yuyue's attitude was not to listen to them, not to spread them, not to believe them, and not to recognize them.
But although he was on guard, he couldn't stop others from placing the master of the rumors on him.
Later, someone actually said to Chun Yuyue: "I think the doctor is right. I don't know whether the train is comfortable, but I already know that the carriage is uncomfortable. In this case, why not try the train?" The doctor’s method is so enlightening.”
Chunyu Chunyuyue almost died of anger.
In the end, he had no choice but to find Ying Zheng.
Chunyu Yue cried, and said with snot and tears: "Your Majesty, this rumor is clearly that Huaiguzi and Li Xin are playing tricks on the old minister again."
"I have absolutely no intention of taking the train."
Ying Zheng nodded seriously: "Of course I know this."
Chunyu Yue suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, Ying Zheng said again: "But what you said makes sense. If Mount Tai is close but far away, there is no harm in trying this train."
Chunyu Yue quickly cried: "Your Majesty, this is really not what I said."
Ying Zheng said, "Yes, of course I know."
Chunyu Yue looked desperate.
Ying Zheng sighed: "Dr. Chunyu, you are indeed not young. And among the accompanying courtiers, there are many elderly people. I should really consider it for you."
"Well, according to your suggestion, I decided to take a train for a while to see how it works, and then we can discuss it later."
Chunyu Yue said in a broken voice: "Your Majesty, this is not my suggestion. I just..."
Ying Zheng snorted, nodded and said, "Yes, this is not your suggestion. I forgot it again."
Chunyu Yue said in great pain: "Your Majesty, I request your Majesty to tell everyone when you issue your decree that all this has nothing to do with me."
Ying Zheng nodded slowly: "That's all, since you insist on your request, then I will satisfy you."
Later, Ying Zheng called a young eunuch over and said, "Remember? When conveying the decree, you must explain that this matter has nothing to do with Dr. Chunyu."
The little eunuch nodded and bowed in response.
Chunyu Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief. After saluting Ying Zheng, he slowly exited the carriage.
The next morning the order was given.
The young eunuch rode on horseback and informed the people accompanying him: "Your Majesty has ordered you to go to the nearest train station and transfer to the train. You must remember that your Majesty's order has nothing to do with Dr. Chunyu's advice."
Everyone agreed with weird expressions.
After Chunyu Yue heard what the young eunuch said, he gave up treatment completely. This is not even a hint, this is simply an explicit statement.
Soon, interested people saw something and said, "Dr. Chunyu, it seems that he visited His Majesty's carriage last night."
"Then His Majesty issued a new order this morning. Moreover, the order specifically mentioned that this matter has nothing to do with Dr. Chunyu. It seems...it is Dr. Chunyu who suggested taking the train. There is no doubt that it was Dr. Chunyu."
Someone else said: "This is understandable. Dr. Chunyu was strongly opposed to taking the train. Now it is natural for the doctor to slap him in the face."
Others were very considerate of Dr. Chunyu and said, "Yes, Dr. Chunyu is too embarrassed to mention this matter, so we won't mention it. Mr. Chunyu loves face most, and we can't expose his shortcomings in front of him."
Everyone nodded.
Unfortunately, Chun Yuyue still knew what they said.
As a result, Chunyu Yue fell into insomnia again.
"Huai Guzi and Li Xin, these two shameless people!" Chunyu Yue felt itchy with hatred.
The theater station has arrived.
In accordance with Ying Zheng's order, everyone abandoned their cars and took the train.
As for Ying Zheng's huge carriage, it doesn't matter. Li Shui found a few skilled craftsmen, slightly dismantled the carriage and installed it on the train.
Just assemble it when you want to use it in the future. Of course...if you still want to use it.
After the courtiers boarded the train, they were immediately dizzy.
This train is very luxurious, very different from the ugly monster of coal in my impression.
I saw that the carriages were all covered with thick carpets, which were soft and very comfortable to step on.
In addition to the rugs, there are also thick chairs.
It is said that this thing is called the Immortal Chair. After sitting on it, your whole body sinks into it, and it is as comfortable as lying on a bed.
No, it's much more comfortable than being on the bed.
In fact, the so-called Immortal Chair is just the sofa of later generations.
Everyone was sitting on the banished immortal chair and looking at the scenery outside through the glass windows. It was really a unique experience.
This train carriage is really much more spacious and comfortable than a carriage.
After a while, another beautiful woman came over and served snacks and tea to each courtier.
The courtiers ate delicious snacks and looked at the pleasing beauties, and they were a little intoxicated.
Chunyu Yue kept silent, thinking: Huh, what a sensual thing. Do you want your Majesty to be King Zhou?
Of course, he was just thinking about it in his heart and would definitely not say it with his mouth.
After all... Although Chun Yuyue was upright, he was not stupid. He knew what to say and what not to say.
Suddenly, Chun Yuyue saw that the surrounding trees and houses were moving backward. He was shocked and stood up and said, "No, no, there's an earthquake."
Everyone around looked at him in confusion.
Chunyu Yue pointed outside and shouted, "Look, everyone."
The courtiers took one look and all panicked, shouting to run for their lives.
Li Shui and Li Xin looked at each other and said helplessly: "Everyone, you are worrying too much. There is no earthquake, it's just that the train is moving forward. When you look at the scenery outside, you naturally move back. Such a simple reason, no need to Can you explain it again?"
The courtiers were slightly startled.
Then, someone said: "That's not right. Is this train moving? Why don't I feel it at all?"
Li Shui said with a smile: "A certain important official in the court who wishes to remain anonymous, a Confucian master, the first doctor, and Li Xin and I's sister-in-law, has already said that this train is much more comfortable than a carriage. Didn’t you all see it?”
The courtiers all nodded.
Chunyu Yue soon cried: "When did I say that?"
Li Shui said with a smile: "Doctor, don't be angry, I'm not talking about you. When did I mention your name?"
Chunyu Yue took a deep breath and rubbed his temples: I won’t argue, I won’t argue. I still want to live a few more years. If a person doesn’t know something but doesn’t feel embarrassed, then he is not a gentleman…
