Li Xin was busy in Shangjun Courtyard, arranging the ceremony.
Chunyu Yue finally caught the opportunity and kept picking faults. And seize the opportunity to give Li Xin a good beating.
It's just that he misplaced some dishes, but Chunyu was able to get on top of the situation, talking about personal character and the avenue of heaven and earth, and demoted Li Xin to be worthless.
Chun Yuyue was an expert in the etiquette system, but Li Xin had no temper at all and could only explain feebly that this was changed by the banished immortal according to the rules of the immortal world, and that was also changed by the banished immortal according to the rules of the immortal world.
As for whether it was Li Shui's order... Li Xin didn't bother to care, as long as he had someone to take the blame.
However, Li Xin is not angry, after all, his face is much thicker now than before.
Even if Chun Yuyue was sarcastic and sarcastic, he would not feel anything in his ears.
Well, shameless, just so confident.
Soon, the guests were settled in and the wedding ceremony was proceeding in an orderly manner.
Offering sacrifices, eating together in prison, cutting gourds, tying hair...
There were many tricks that Li Shui didn't quite understand. He would do whatever Li Xin ordered.
Finally, this set was completed, and Li Shui and Wei Yang were sent to the bridal chamber.
Li Shui's heart was beating loudly along the way, thinking about how he should be more gentlemanly.
But this kind of thing...how can you be a gentleman?
He began to think about the experiences he had heard from hearsay.
But after thinking about it, the only experience I have is from the small movies I have watched before.
But at that time, I used the fast forward button so well that I never paid attention to the foreshadowing.
Just when Li Shui was thinking wildly, he was pulled back by Li Xin: "Let's go, let's go, the guests are all outside. Send the guests away and come back again."
Li Shui had no choice but to comfort Wei Yang and appointed two little maids to accompany Wei Yang, and then he and Li Xin came to the front.
Li Shui didn't like these courtiers in the past, and he hates them even more today.
All of them didn’t go home in the middle of the night...
However, today is my special day. If I don’t go home, I won’t go home. I won’t disgust them today.
Thinking of this, Li Shui raised his wine glass enthusiastically and said to the courtiers: "Everyone, please have a good drink. Today's food and drinks are completely free."
The courtiers looked at the gift list hanging on the wall and touched their empty purses.
The food in front of me suddenly lost its flavor.
This banished immortal... is so disgusting.
However, the money has been paid anyway, and if you don’t eat it, you will lose money.
So these people opened their cheeks and started eating and drinking.
Li Shui smiled slightly and didn't mind. He just made a suggestion to Ying Zheng to ban the waste of food.
Ying Zheng naturally agreed happily.
Xiangli Zhu watched for a long time and suddenly realized: Is this the buffet that Huaiguzi often talks about?
She looked at the money on the gift list, and then at the meals for the courtiers, and couldn't help but nodded: It's true. Even if you eat a buffet, you won't be able to get your money back even if you eat it to death.
Li Shui has been accompanying Ying Zheng to watch the theater and talk, and all they watch are joyful plays.
Such as "Guan Erye's great victory in Maicheng", "Liu Bei's unification of the Central Plains" and so on.
The more Li Shui looked at it, the more satisfied he became.
The original Romance of the Three Kingdoms was limited by real history and could not be written as a comedy. But it’s no problem now, I just changed the ending for it.
After watching several plays, it was already getting late. Ying Zheng gave Li Shui a few words of encouragement and then drove back to the palace.
Li Shui and all the civil and military officials sent Ying Zheng back respectfully.
According to Li Shui's understanding, His Majesty has already left, and the courtiers feasting and drinking here should also leave.
Who knew that these courtiers would come back after seeing off Ying Zheng.
They ate until midnight.
By the time midnight passed, the courtiers could eat no more.
But they were reluctant to leave. Everyone had an account in their mind. They must have lost money today.
So they stayed in Shangjun's courtyard, wanting to listen to books and watch a play for a while.
Li Shui assessed his physical strength. He had been busy all day and stayed up half the night. If he stayed up any longer, his performance might be affected.
It is said that if you can't win the first battle in this kind of thing, you will have psychological shadow in the future, which will be bad.
For the happiness of himself and Weiyang, Li Shui decided to take some measures.
He called a craftsman over and whispered a few instructions.
Soon, a rumor began to spread among the courtiers.
This rumor says that the meals in Shangjun Villa are still free, but the toilets are charged.
After hearing the news, the courtiers all turned pale with anger. Then someone put some fruits in his arms, and someone hid a bottle of wine.
In short, they left one after another in twos and threes.
It was quiet. The Shangjun Courtyard finally became quiet. Only a few servants were left, washing dishes under the electric light.
Li Shui rubbed his hands and entered his bedroom with a smile.
The big red bed was covered with countless layers of brocade mattresses, and Li Shui couldn't wait to lie down on it.
When he came to the room, he saw that the two little palace ladies had not left yet, so he nodded to them seriously: "You go down and have a rest."
The little palace maid bowed to Li Shui and left respectfully.
Li Shui walked up to Wei Yang, lifted his red hijab, and looked at her with a smile.
Wei Young was a little embarrassed: "Turn off the light and replace it with candles."
Li Shui scratched his head: "Isn't the electric light bad?"
Wei Yang whispered: "It's too bright, like daylight."
Li Shui immediately showed an "I understand" expression.
He turned off the light and lit the wedding candles.
The soft candlelight seemed to put a beauty filter on Weiyang.
Such appearance is truly that of a heavenly being.
Li Shui tried his best to be a gentleman and said, "Look, it's getting late, so it's not as good as us."
Weiyang's face turned red and she nodded.
So Li Shui lowered the curtain.
At this time, Wei Yang whispered: "Do you...understand?"
Li Shui was stunned: "What?"
Weiyang's voice was like a mosquito humming: "That's it."
Li Shui suddenly understood what Wei Yang was referring to.
Weiyang whispered again: "Do you want me to teach you?"
Li Shui was shocked: Is Qin Feng so wild?
His heart was pounding: "You...understand?"
Weiyang took out a silk handkerchief from her body, threw it to Li Shui, and then lay on the bed, not daring to look at him anymore.
Li Shui opened the silk handkerchief and found some pictures embroidered on it.
Li Shui suddenly realized that when a woman gets married, the female elders in the family usually teach her something. To help newlyweds continue their family lineage.
It seems that Weiyang has just learned it.
He chuckled and thought: What is this? My knowledge is much richer than this. I’m going to do some actual combat today, hehe...
When Li Shui was about to practice, he suddenly heard a burst of obscene laughter.
This voice startled Li Shui.
He looked at Weiyang carefully, and Weiyang also looked puzzled.
Li Shui held his breath and listened carefully, and then... heard a breath coming from under the bed.
Li Shui found a wooden stick and stabbed it under the bed.
Soon, Fu Yao's voice came from inside: "Oh, oh, there is someone."
Li Shui caught Fu Yao out: "What are you doing?"
Fu Yao looked aggrieved: "Isn't this the custom of your fairy world? Listen to the wall and make trouble in the bridal chamber."
Li Shui: "..."
Wei Yang looked at Li Shui with a strange expression: "What have you taught him?"
Li Shui looked pained: "How can this kid learn this so quickly?"
The couple, each with one ear, took Fu Yao out.
Then he closed the door and searched carefully again.
Wait until some preparations are made.
Li Shui cleared his throat: "It's getting late, why don't we..."
Weiyang's voice was barely audible: "Well..."
So, Li Shui embraced him happily.
Sleepless night.
The next morning,
At noon the next day,
The next evening.
Wei Young freshened up and started to inspect the place, accompanied by the two little palace maids and the craftsmen of Shangjun Courtyard.
In fact, Weiyang is already familiar with this place and couldn't be more familiar with it. After all, if she has anything to do, she comes to Shangjun Courtyard for a walk.
However, today's inspection is different from the past. Today, I am inspecting as the hostess.
When Li Shui ran Shang Jun's Villa, his method was relatively rough. With Wei Yang as a careful person, Shang Jun's Villa became more and more organized in a day.
At dinner time, Li Shui finally got up.
He sat at the dinner table with some sleepiness, eating weakly and giggling.
Halfway through the meal, Li Xin came.
He saw that Weiyang was not near, so he sneakily approached Li Shui and said with a smile: "Brother Huai, the day after tomorrow is the day of the court meeting. Do you want me to ask for leave for you?"
Li Shui shivered and took a sip of the soup. He was a little puzzled: "I'm not sick or in trouble. Why did you ask for leave for me? And it's the day after tomorrow."
Li Xin cast a lewd look and said with a smile, "We are all men, who doesn't know each other yet?"
"When I first got married, I couldn't go out for three days. With your physique, I'm afraid you need to rest for more than ten days, right?"
Li Shui sighed: "Fart, do I need to rest?"
Li Xin laughed loudly: "I understand, I understand, whether this kind of thing is feasible or not, you have to do it quickly."
"But let me tell you, Brother Huai, don't force yourself. If you really can't walk the day after tomorrow, take a day off to avoid embarrassment in the court."
Li Shui waved his hand: "Roll, roll, roll."
Li Xin left with a smile.
Li Shui stood up and wanted to send him off.
But... forget it, my legs are a little weak.
After Li Xin left, Xiangli Zhu came in.
She said to Li Shui with a puzzled look on her face: "I don't know what happened to Li Xin. He said he left a pack of medicine for you."
Li Shui: "Huh?"
Xianglizhu said: "What do you mean, this medicine can nourish Qi. After taking it, you can strengthen your body."
Li Shui coughed dryly: "This person is really funny. My body is already strong enough. Do I still need to take medicine? Throw it away."
Xianglizhu said oh, turned around and left while holding the medicine.
Li Shui stopped her again: "Forget it, it's Brother Li's gift after all. Although I don't need it, I can't throw it away, so just keep it."
Xianglizhu said oh, put the medicine on the table and left.
Li Shui stared at the medicine in silence for a while, then sent someone to call the calf: "Do you know how to make medicine?"
…………
The next day, many courtiers' doors were knocked.
It was Li Xin and his servants who were selling his wheelchair door to door.
Li Xin made a batch of wheelchairs using the materials left over from Li Shui's wedding.
He specially selected those courtiers who were old, weak, sick and disabled, and demonstrated to them after entering.
Then he said with a smile: "It's not close from the entrance of the palace to the government hall, right? You are not allowed to ride horses, ride in cars, or sit in sedan chairs in the palace. Did you have a hard time walking, veterans?"
"But this wheelchair is different. It's stable and stable, so you don't have to worry about falling. If you want to walk by yourself, you can shake it with your hands. If you don't want to shake it, you can also ask someone to push it behind you."
"As you are older, there are always some disciples and former officials in the court, right? Even if there are no disciples and former officials, there are always people who want to curry favor with you, right? At that time, this wheelchair will come in handy."
After the courtiers tried to sit on it, they were all very satisfied with the wheelchair.
Li Xin added: "The ground in Xianyang City is flat, so this wheelchair can walk easily in the city."
"You can go out and try it. There are springs underneath, which can prevent shocks. It is more comfortable than a carriage."
Sure enough, the courtiers went out to try it, and they were all full of praise.
Finally, someone asked, “How much does this wheelchair cost?”
Li Xin smiled proudly: "No price, one hundred thousand dollars."
Courtiers paid their bills.
Li Xin was a little confused: sold it so easily?
The manufacturing cost of this wheelchair was several hundred yuan. Li Xin said one hundred thousand yuan, so that the courtiers could pay back fifty thousand yuan.
Who knew they had no counteroffer at all?
In fact, it's not to blame that the courtiers are rich, it's really because... after all the troubles in banishing immortals, they could spend 100,000 yuan for a glass of wine and 100,000 yuan for a pot, which made the courtiers a little numb to 100,000 yuan.
This wheelchair is exquisitely made, so it must be worth more than a glass of wine, right?
Therefore, they even felt that Li Xin was sold cheaply.
In one day, Li Xin sold thirty wheelchairs.
Li Xin is very satisfied with this sales volume. Thirty wheelchairs may not seem like a lot, but the people who bought the wheelchairs were all senior ministers who were influential in the government.
As long as these veterans buy it, many people will definitely follow suit.
And the common people and businessmen will continue to follow suit.
So Li Xin ordered the craftsmen to make another 300 vehicles, and asked them to purchase materials for 3,000 vehicles, ready to continue work at any time.
…………
On the third day, before dawn, Li Shui was woken up by Wei Young.
Li Shui opened his eyes and saw Wei Young looking at him with a smile under the lamp.
Li Shui's heart suddenly felt hot, and he stretched out his hand to pull Wei Yang over.
Wei Yang rolled her eyes at him: "It's getting late, let's talk later."
Li Shui yawned: "When is it not early?"
Weiyang said: "Isn't there going to be a court meeting today?"
Li Shui thought to himself: A court meeting? Damn Chaoyi, are there any married people in Chaoyi whose beds are comfortable?
But then I thought, if he hadn't arrived today, Li Xin would have thought that he was drained and couldn't get up.
The key is that it is not just Li Xin who thinks so, there may be many courtiers.
Thinking of this, Li Shui yelled: "I sat up in shock when I was dying!"
Then he got up.
Unfortunately, the upper half of the body only climbed halfway before falling down again.
Alas, the startup failed.
