Liu Ji knew he was finished. Completely finished.
He is an egg, and the immortal is a stone.
He dared to collide with the stone because he was sure that the stone was too face-loving to banish the immortal. In order to ensure the smooth progress of the wedding, he would not investigate the fertilizer matter at all, and would just give the money in a hurry to settle the matter.
But he never expected it. Banishing the immortal was shameless.
In other words, the ability to banish immortals is so great that he can control the speech of people in the world and can freely choose whether to be shameless or shameless.
Liu Ji was already desperate, but he knew that he would not be able to eat this time and walked away.
But when he heard that he was going to be sued by the Immortal, he still couldn't help but argue: "Sir, this villain is Liu Ji of Peixian County. When did he use someone else's name?"
Liu Ji pointed to the previous witnesses and said, "Can't they all testify for me?"
Li Shui said quietly: "Perhaps you have assumed Liu Ji's name a long time ago? You have been deceiving these folks for many years."
Liu Ji was about to cry. He pointed at Liu Weng angrily and said, "This is my old father."
Li Shui chuckled: "Really?"
He said to Liu Weng: "Is this son your biological son?"
Liu Weng was a little nervous. After all, in his eyes, the banished immortal was a heavenly being, an unattainable immortal.
He hesitated and stammered: "Yes... right?"
Liu Ji was almost furious: "Don't you even know this?"
Liu Weng muttered in a low voice: "This son is not like me anyway. I have been honest and diligent all my life. But he... is idle and lazy by nature."
"Well, if he is as down-to-earth as his second brother, I will be relieved."
Liu Ji gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you complaining now? Just tell me whether I am your son or not."
Liu Weng murmured in a low voice: "I'll find out when I go back and ask my mother-in-law."
Everyone present was holding back laughter.
This Liu Ji really has no respect for his old father.
And this old man is even more interesting, a little cautious, a little timid, a little heartless. Seeing his son get into a huge disaster, he actually wants to deny it and cut off the relationship.
This is really a strange thing.
Zhao Teng said calmly: "Come here, lock up Liu Ji first. I will investigate his identity in detail."
Then Zhao Teng looked at Li Shui again: "As for Liu Ji in Shangjun Courtyard, please banish the immortal to take care of him on his behalf. Don't let him get away."
Li Shui agreed repeatedly.
In fact, Zhao Teng had long been puzzled. How come there are people with the same name in the same village.
If they live far apart, it would be fine if they accidentally share the same name. But in a small village, there are only a dozen families, so how can they have the same name?
Zhao Teng felt that the possibility of someone impostering was very high.
Therefore, even if Li Shui didn't bring it up today, he would continue to investigate.
The verdict came out and Liu Ji was falsely accused.
Daqin Daily quickly reported the news.
Not only did they report the news of Ban Xian's victory, they also started interviewing people from Xianyang Daily.
The reporter from Daqin Daily was really aggressive today.
They blocked Wu Jing who was trying to make a convenience outside the toilet.
The reporter asked: "Master Wu, your Xianyang Daily has believed Liu Ji's words from the beginning and has constantly criticized the banishment of immortals."
"Excuse me, why did you believe Liu Ji's words at that time? Was it because you were too stupid and didn't see that this was a scam? Or was it because you were too bad, knowing it clearly but pretending to be confused and continuing to frame the banished immortal?"
Wu Jing opened his mouth, feeling that this question was a bit difficult to answer.
Admit that you are stupid? This is impossible, absolutely impossible.
Admit that you are bad? This won’t work either, absolutely not.
But……
Wu Jing rolled his eyes and forcibly changed the subject: "You are so brave. Who are you calling stupid? I am a court official with a title, and you dare to call me stupid?"
The reporters all looked at Wu Jing with smiles.
They are reporters from Daqin Daily, rounding off they are Mr. Fu Yao’s people, and they are really not afraid of Wu Jing.
What's more, Exiled Immortal has long said that journalists must be fearless and dare to ask questions.
The reporter from Daqin Daily asked aggressively, while the reporter from the General tabloid next to him began to pick up the omissions.
They held a pen in one hand and paper in the other. The pens were writing on it:
"The reporter asked: Mr. Wu, are you stupid or bad for supporting Liu Ji?"
"Wu Jing replied: How dare you call me stupid?"
"Whether Master Wu Jing is stupid or bad, he has obviously given the answer."
It has to be said that in terms of damaging people, General Tabloid has reached the pinnacle of Great Qin.
On this day, the fledgling newspaper industry in China experienced its first earthquake.
The originally famous Xianyang Daily was quickly cast aside by the people.
The newspaper cannot be sold at all, and no one will read it even if it is given away for free. The organizers of the newspaper, Confucian scholars headed by Wu Jing, were ridiculed by the people.
To Chunyu Yue's surprise, his image became a little taller in the minds of the people.
After all... there is no harm without comparison.
With Wu Jing as a comparison, the people suddenly discovered that Dr. Chunyu was actually a very good person.
Wu Jing knew that his official career was over.
Things have turned out like this. Although he will not be convicted, he is already despised by everyone.
Even once His Majesty knows about this, he will definitely find a reason to demote himself again and again, so as not to be an eyesore.
What's even more terrifying is, what if His Majesty is in a bad mood one day and kills himself?
After all, I already stink so bad that even if His Majesty kills me, the people will just clap their hands and applaud, right?
Wu Jing suddenly remembered the mutual aid money for courtiers sold by the banished immortal.
If you buy a courtier's mutual aid fund, wouldn't your wife, children, and children have a living security even if something happens to you?
But... But Banxian has already posted a notice prohibiting the sale of mutual aid funds to himself.
Wu Jing pulled his hair in pain.
When the banished immortal posted this notice before, Wu Jing sneered at it, thinking that he had no intention of buying mutual aid funds, and the banished immortal was just being sentimental.
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. In just a few days, I was in such urgent need of mutual aid funds.
"Otherwise, I would be so shameless as to find someone to intercede with?" Wu Jing was confused.
He didn't know what was wrong with him, how he could develop his face like this in less than an hour.
Could it be... that because he was reviled by the common people, he just broke the rules and started doing things shamelessly?
Wu Jing thought wildly for a while, and finally thought of Chun Yuyue.
Chunyu Yue is Li Xin's elder sister-in-law and a friend of the banished immortal. If he comes forward, maybe the banished immortal can change his mind.
But... but not long ago, he took people to Chunyu Yue's house and forced him to hand over his position as the leader of the Confucian Academy.
Are you going to ask for help now?
No matter how thick-skinned you are, you can't do it.
well……
Wu Jing suddenly realized that he had been building walls for a while, and finally locked himself in four walls.
He knocked on his head, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and thought of a way.
Why do you need to buy mutual aid funds? Even if you buy a mutual aid fund and your wife, children, and children are protected, but you are killed by your Majesty, isn't that still terrible?
Why don't you think of a way to save your life? It would be best to keep your official position.
After thinking for several hours, Wu Jing finally came up with an idea.
Peacock Kingdom.
At the beginning, some people offended Huaiguzi and Li Xin, and as a result, they were sent to the Peacock Kingdom to serve as officials.
At the time, these people seemed miserable.
But Wu Jing doesn't think so.
The Peacock Country is rich in water and soil. You may not be unable to survive there.
More importantly, official positions and titles have not changed. Moreover, it is thousands of miles away from the Central Plains, so His Majesty would not go out of his way to order someone to kill him.
The more Wu Jing thought about it, the more excited he became, and he soon decided to go to the Peacock Kingdom.
After arriving in the Peacock Kingdom, buy a house and land there and settle down.
Maybe, can live well.
Alas, no matter whether you can live well or not, at least you can survive.
In the Peacock Kingdom, no courtiers were interested.
Wu Jing may be the first to take the initiative to go.
He thought it would not be difficult, but an acquaintance told him that Li Xin would be the one to choose the place to go to the Peacock Kingdom. Then it will be presented to His Majesty for His Majesty’s personal decision.
If you want to go to the Peacock Kingdom, you must first pass Li Xin.
Wu Jing suddenly became distressed.
After tossing and turning all night, Wu Jing finally made up his mind and rushed to Li Xin's mansion at dawn.
The person who greeted Wu Jing was the butler Li Jia.
Li Jia took Wu Jing to the living room, and then went to the back to notify Li Xin.
After hearing this, Li Xin immediately grinned: "I wanted to slap him last time, but he didn't like it. Now, isn't it coming to his door?"
Li Xin said to Li Jia: "Go and get my leather gloves."
Li Jia agreed.
Li Xin put on his leather gloves, clenched his fists, nodded with satisfaction, and then said with emotion: "Brother Huai, why do you have so many fantastic ideas? When you hit someone with this glove, you really don't have to worry about hand pain. Haha. .”
Li Xin arrived in the living room. Wu Jing immediately stood up and bowed awkwardly to Li Xin.
After all, the two had just exchanged words with each other a few days ago.
Now that Wu Jing came to visit, he was really a bit groveling.
But...just make do with it.
Wu Jingqian laughed and said to Li Xin: "I heard that General Li has a list. If the people on the list are slapped, they don't have to go to the Peacock Kingdom."
Li Xin coughed: "This is nonsense. This general is responsible for selecting officials to go to the Peacock Kingdom. What matters is ability. What does it have to do with whether or not they get slapped?"
Wu Jing smiled.
He knew that eight of the ten sentences of Huai Guzi and Li Xin were false, so he couldn't believe them at all.
So he talked to himself and said to Li Xin: "The official... came here specifically to ask the general to add my name to the list. I am willing to go to the Peacock Kingdom."
Li Xin snorted, and then said regretfully: "What a pity, official positions in the Peacock Kingdom are very popular now."
Wu Jing grinned and thought: Is this a liar?
Li Xin added: "If you have to go, I can help you find a way. But... you have to show your sincerity first."
Wu Jing asked very vigilantly: "How to show it?"
Li Xin said with a smile: "Let me... slap you."
Wu Jing: "..."
Half an hour later, there was a snap in Li Xin's mansion.
A loud and crisp slap came out.
A quarter of an hour later, Wu Jing covered his swollen face and staggered out.
There was nothing he could do if he didn't stagger. Li Xin was wearing leather gloves, and his slaps were so fierce that Wu Jing was hit so hard that stars appeared in his eyes.
But... Li Xin finally agreed to help with going to the Peacock Kingdom. This is a good thing...
When Wu Jing thought of this, a smile appeared on his lips.
But at this moment, a white light lit up not far away, making Wu Jing squint his eyes.
He glanced over there and saw someone playing with a camera, the lens pointed at him.
Was he secretly photographed just now?
Wu Jing walked over quickly, but the person who took the photo picked up the machine and ran away.
In the evening, Wu Jing saw the General tabloid and burst into tears.
The eye-catching headline reads: Absolutely true! Wu Jing walked out of General Li Xin's mansion with red and swollen cheeks and a smile on his face. Could it be that... he likes being slapped?
Below is the photo of myself that was secretly photographed.
…………
Wu Jing was not the only one who was worried in Xianyang City. Xiang Bo was already worried to death.
Now there are two Liu Jis in Xianyang City, and the whole city is in turmoil.
Xiang Bo knew that Xiang Yu's name was fake and he was the fake one.
Once Xiang Yu is found out, what will you do? Will Xiang Yu tell himself? If your identity is leaked, wouldn't you definitely die?
Xiang Bo walked around the room and finally took out all the medals and hung them around his neck.
The medals of Shangjun Courtyard are made of fine copper, shining like gold and very beautiful.
These medals are very heavy, at least weighing a pound.
Uncle Xiang wore ten of them, which weighed about ten kilograms, and his neck was immediately very strenuous.
But Xiang Bo gritted his teeth and endured.
He walked all the way to the room where the immortal was banished, then fell to the ground and cried loudly.
The reason for prostrating is of course to apologize, but more importantly, I want to take the opportunity to put the medal on the ground and let my neck rest for a while.
Li Shui looked at Xiang Bo and thought: Did he come so quickly?
He glanced at Wu Jiao beside him. Wu Jiao understood and immediately left Shang Jun's courtyard and rushed to the palace.
Li Shui had made it clear to him and asked him to enter the palace and tell Ying Zheng about the Xiang family.
By the way, Li Shui also told Ying Zheng his thoughts. As for whether Ying Zheng will listen, that's up to two people.
Xiang Bo raised his head and looked at Li Shui very piously: "Exiled Immortal, you once promised me. When I collect ten medals, you will plead for me in the court. Does this still count?"
Li Shui smiled slightly: "Of course it counts. What? Are you doubting my character?"
Xiang Bo shook his head: "The villain has always believed in banishing immortals. Otherwise, he would not have slept in the open and searched for so many mineral deposits in the Western Regions."
Li Shui nodded with satisfaction: "If you have any troubles, just tell me. Even if you have committed a crime, I will intercede on your behalf."
What Li Shui didn't tell Xiang Bo was that there was a sentence on those medals: The final right of interpretation belongs to Shangjun Courtyard.