Zhao Teng took out the piece of paper again and wrote quietly on it: Huaiguzi, borrowed from the government to promote business. He repeatedly uses public tools for personal use, which is a sincere villain.
After Zhao Teng finished writing, he put the paper away.
When I go back to impeach Huaiguzi, I will add this article.
After putting away the paper, Zhao Teng smiled at Li Shui outside: "Exiled Immortal, you like to watch the fun so much. Why don't you come in and watch?"
Li Shui smiled and shook his head: "I like to have fun with the people."
He said it was fine, and actually distributed the wheat flowers to nearby spectators.
Wheat flowers are a specialty of Northland County. How have the people in Xianyang City ever seen this? After eating a few, I was full of praise.
Some people even shouted that this was a panacea that could cure all diseases.
What's even more shocking is that there is a person who is sick and looks like he is dying. As a result, after eating wheat flowers, people suddenly became energetic.
Li Wen looked at this man speechlessly: Isn't this placebo effect too powerful?
Li Xin in the Yamen looked at Li Shui helplessly.
In the past, I should have been the one eating wheat flowers and watching the excitement. Why is everything upside down today?
He became the one who complained, making himself public and embarrassed. But Brother Huai was eating wheat flowers and watching the fun.
Selling yourself for a glass of wine? Is it sold too cheap?
The more Li Xin thought about it, the more he felt he was at a loss, so he turned and walked outside.
I give up my job!
When he reached the door, he was stopped by Li Shui.
Li Shui smiled and said, "Brother Li, why did you give up halfway?"
Li Xin glared and said, "Why give up halfway? It's too embarrassing. I quit. You can find someone else."
Li Shui sighed, dragged Li Xin into the yamen, and then said in the corner: "Brother Li, I have worked hard for you. Why don't you understand me?"
Li Xin was dumbfounded: "For me? Taking great pains? Am I not dreaming?"
Li Shui said: "Of course I'm not dreaming. This good show is tailor-made for you. Don't you often sigh? I'm too thick-skinned, and you can't keep up even if you try to flatter me."
"And I think you have already experienced the benefits of being thick-skinned, right? I know you want to be like me, shameless and take advantage when you see an advantage. You don't want to suffer the consequences anymore for saving face."
"But, how can it be so easy to be shameless? First of all, it will not be easy for me to pass this test. So I plan to help you. I deliberately arranged this matter for you to come and complain."
"You feel embarrassed now, don't you? It's okay to be embarrassed. After experiencing this kind of thing three or five times, you won't feel embarrassed anymore, it will become normal, and your face will become thicker. In the future, you can be like me. You can eat all over the world with your face, and no one else can do anything about it."
Li Xin was successfully fooled.
Li Shui struck while the iron was hot and said to him: "Remember carefully, do I often come to complain? Am I often watched? Not only am I watched, I also sell tickets."
"Actually, that's my self-training. When you use your face, you will make progress, and if you don't use it, it will be wasted. You must persevere and never relax."
Li Xin thought for a while, and it seemed that this was really the case. Brother Huai... is indeed a frequent visitor here.
Li Xin nodded and gave Li Shui a thumbs up: "Brother Huai, if you don't say anything else, just what you said just now, you can admit so frankly that you are shameless. This is how thick-skinned you are to a certain level. People are amazed.”
Li Shui hummed: "This is called self-destruction in our fairy world."
Li Xin asked with great interest: "Does this self-defeat mean that you are mocking yourself?"
Li Shui clapped his hands: "That's right. You often insult yourself and scold you in advance when others scold you. Others will have nothing to scold you for. Some people may even think you are open and honest and admire you."
Li Xin suddenly realized it, and then said with emotion: "It's really magical. When you said that, I also remembered something."
"In the past, when I was defeated in the battle against Chu, I felt very embarrassed. I once locked myself in my home for more than ten days and thanked guests behind closed doors. But the more I did this, the more embarrassed I felt. I always felt that the civil and military officials of the court were talking about me and laughing at me behind my back. I could even imagine their faces. In the end I couldn't bear it anymore and almost killed myself."
"Later Chunyu came over once. He had good intentions and wanted to comfort me. But the level of comfort this guy had was really outrageous."
"In the end, I was so irritated by what he said that I shouted loudly: I just lost the battle, so what?"
"This sound seemed to open a floodgate. From then on, I always talked about the defeat of Chu Di when I met people."
"At this time, something strange happened. The more I talked, the more relaxed I felt. The defeat of Chu Di didn't seem to be a big deal."
"And those courtiers mocked me openly and secretly at first, but since I made the noise myself, they stopped mentioning it."
"So, I also unintentionally cheated on myself?"
Li Shui nodded and said, "Yes, this is self-defeating. You should first do something to yourself, so that others can do nothing to do it. Brother Li, you are very intelligent."
Li Xin smiled proudly.
At this time, a petty official ran over and said to Zhao Teng: "Sir, the man named Yong Chi has been caught."
Zhao Teng nodded with satisfaction: "Bring it up."
And Li Xin also returned to the courtyard with a smile.
He is now planning to carry out his shamelessness to the end.
Yong Chi was brought up, along with a piece of cloth and a cloth bundle.
Zhao Teng asked calmly: "Yong Chi, do you know your guilt?"
Yong Chi cried and said: "Sir, the villain is wronged. The villain is really wronged."
Zhao Teng chuckled and said listlessly: "So, you didn't steal the sword that you recently obtained?"
Yong Chi said: "The villain didn't steal."
Yi Huo, who was standing next to him, yelled: "You are inferior to a pig or a dog, but you are still lying in front of an adult? You didn't steal my sword, so what is in this baggage?"
Yong Chi said aggrievedly: "The villain didn't steal, the villain took it quietly."
Zhao Teng: "..."
This is also a wonderful person, and he took it away quietly. Isn't that considered stealing?
Yong Chi continued: "I just want to give it a try and see if I can hear the sound of dragons roaring and tigers roaring."
"The villain has been poor for generations and often doesn't have enough to eat. Now he is nearly thirty years old and has not yet married a wife. The villain wants to know if there is any chance to continue his incense in this life."
"Therefore, the villain took the sword away and wanted to see if he could do anything else. If not, the villain would have given up on this idea. If he could, the villain would feel at ease."
"So, the villain didn't steal it, he just borrowed it. After using it for a night, he will return it to the owner's house."
At this time, Zhao Teng was also a little interested. He asked Yong Chi: "Then did you hear it or not?"
Yong Chi said with a sad face: "Little man... Little man fell asleep last night. I don't know if he heard it or not."
The onlookers laughed.
Many people said with a smile: "That's because I didn't hear it. Tigers roared and dragons roared. How big of a noise could it be that it didn't wake you up?"
Yong Chi was about to cry.
Zhao Teng said with a smile: "In this way, the matter has been found out. Yong Chi did not intend to steal the sword. After all, a person who stole such a valuable sword should leave the city immediately and fly away. And Yong Chi He actually stayed at home honestly, which shows that he didn’t steal deliberately.”
"But... after all, this person took the case without charging him, so he is not completely innocent. Let's put him in jail and punish him for ten days."
Yong Chi responded dejectedly.
Zhao Teng said to Yi Huo: "Go and take a look to see if the sword is yours and whether it is damaged."
Yi Huo agreed and untied the baggage.
Then, a bright light almost blinded everyone's eyes.
After all, it was broad daylight, and the sword box was made of glass after all. Many people find it a bit dazzling.
And this objectively created a very magical effect.
Many people's hearts were beating loudly, and they stretched their necks to look at Yi Huo, wanting to see what this magical sword looked like.
Yi Huo did not open the sword box. After all, the sword box was made of glass and could be seen clearly from the outside.
He held the sword box and looked at it, then nodded and said: "The sword is not damaged."
When Yi Huo picked up the sword box, everyone present could see it clearly.
The sword inside was wrapped in a delicate scabbard, and the scabbard was covered with shiny yellow copper like gold.
It is inlaid with polyhedral crystals, which are colorful in the sun and look particularly sacred.
"This... is definitely a divine sword." Many people secretly thought in their hearts.
Of course, this was mainly due to Yi Huo not pulling out the sword.
Wrapped in an exquisite scabbard, the newly acquired sword looks good. If it is pulled out and everyone sees the rust on it, the effect may be greatly reduced.
Yi Huo held the sword box, walked up to Li Xin, bowed and said, "General Li, now that the sword has been lost and recovered, can our transaction continue?"
Many people looked at Li Xin jealously.
Among the crowd watching the fun, there were many wealthy people. They really want to buy the sword back and listen to it at night to see if they have the possibility of becoming famous.
Unfortunately, the sword now has an owner.
Just when they were disappointed, Li Xin suddenly sighed and asked Yi Huo: "Do you think this general still needs this sword?"
Yi Huo made a surprised expression: "The general means..."
Li Xin asked: "Tell me, what are the benefits of this sword?"
When Zhao Teng heard this, he closed his eyes in despair: Here we go again, it is indeed like this, I knew it would be like this. Huai Guzi, this shameless person, is definitely using me to sell this sword.
Zhao Teng really wanted to drive Li Xin and Yi Huo out. But then I thought, if they went to the street, there would be more people watching.
Let them be inside the yamen, and the audience will only be the small group of people at the door, so... let them go.
Over there, Yi Huo had already started to say: "This sword was originally ordinary iron. But after it was used by Wu Qi, it was no longer ordinary. This sword followed Wu Qi to kill people unintentionally and made countless meritorious deeds, so it gradually gained spiritual intelligence. It’s called Sword Spirit.”
"Sword spirits have the instinct to choose their master. When they meet a real hero, a real hero, they will make the sound of dragons roaring and tigers roaring in the middle of the night."
"And after a hero gets this sword, the sword spirit will help him achieve great achievements and leave his name in history."
When Yi Huo said this, he blushed slightly.
Except for the sound of tigers roaring and dragons roaring, these rhetorics were all made up by the craftsmen of Shangjun Courtyard.
What sword spirit, what choice of master...
Yi Huo is a bit bad at deceiving people.
Li Xin's acting skills were a little better than Yisheng's. He asked calmly: "Do you think, this great general, needs this sword to prove whether he is a hero or not?"
Yi Huo shook his head: "General Li, with great military exploits, is naturally a hero. Who in the world knows this?"
Li Xin added: "Do you think this general needs the help of this sword to make great achievements?"
Yi Huo shook his head again: "The general is very heroic and a genius. He no longer needs the help of this sword."
Li Xinle blossomed: Who made up these words? So honest.
Li Xin coughed dryly and said: "Therefore, it is really a waste to keep this sword with me. It is better to give it to useful people to inspire those heroes who have not yet emerged."
"Help those heroes who are eager to make contributions."
"I, Li Xin, will never suppress those who come after me for the sake of my own fame and status. I hope that there will be more and more talents in Da Qin, and I will turn Da Qin into a fairyland on earth as soon as possible."
The wealthy people who were watching were all moved to tears: "General Li Xin, what a good man."
Yi Huo said with a look of admiration: "General, you are so noble and upright, I admire you so much. Please accept my respect, general."
Zhao Teng couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hand and said, "You guys, you can leave now."
Then, Zhao Teng turned around and left.
If he didn't leave, he was going to vomit.
After Zhao Teng left, Li Xin and Yi Huo also came out.
Li Xin was okay, but Yi Huo was immediately surrounded by rich people.
Those people asked one after another: "How much does your sword cost?"
Yi Huo coughed dryly and said according to Li Shuizhiqian's instructions: "This villain is just a vulgar person from Gu Chu. How can he understand the value of this sword?"
"The villain has been in Xianyang for a few days. I heard that there is a new method of selling goods in Xianyang City, called auction."
"I feel that my dirty eyes are not worthy of setting a price for a sword. Why not...let the heroes of Xianyang City set the price for it."
"Three days later, the villain plans to auction this sword at the Exorcist Tower. The base price is set at 100,000 yuan."
The wealthy people around him all nodded, feeling that Yi Hui's words made sense.
Then, they quickly went home.
There are still three days until the auction, so go back early to prepare money.
They have already experienced an auction, so they are already familiar with the auction process.
Looking at the impatient rich people, Yi Huo couldn't help but sigh in his heart: There are so many heroes in Xianyang City.
