Chunyu Yue and Fusu came in.
The expressions of the two people are wonderful, including anger, shame, and grievance...
After Chunyu Yue saw Ying Zheng, he wailed: "Your Majesty..."
He was about to salute when he suddenly found Li Shui standing here.
At this moment, Chun Yuyue suddenly turned red, widened his eyes, and howled: "Huai Guzi!"
Then, he rushed towards Li Shui.
Fusu also discovered Fu Yao. He gritted his teeth and said, "Fu Yao, you have done a good job."
Immediately afterwards, Li Shui's clothes were grabbed by Chun Yuyue.
Chunyu Yue's old fists were like raindrops, hitting Li Shui.
Fortunately, Li Shui was young and agile, otherwise, he would have been hit by Chun Yuyue.
Fu Yao, on the other hand, relied on his young age and flexible body to jump up and down in the room, constantly dodging.
For a time, the place was in a state of uproar.
Ying Zheng shouted: "How dignified are you?"
Then everyone stopped.
Chunyu Yue was almost about to cry. He cupped his hands at Ying Zheng and said, "Your Majesty, this locust millet is so disgusting. I have abided by etiquette and law all my life, but I didn't expect that I would not be able to protect myself at the end of the year."
"Old minister, please punish Huaiguzi severely. Otherwise, I would rather be killed here."
Fusu also raised his hands and said: "Father, please punish this person severely. Otherwise, Fusu's hatred will be difficult to calm down."
Ying Zheng looked at Li Shui and then at Fu Yao, planning how to punish them.
At this time, Li Shui coughed dryly and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, I would like to ask the doctor, what mistake did I make?"
Ying Zheng was stunned: Do you have the nerve to ask?
Chunyu Yue was also stunned: Are you not going to admit it? Oh my god, are there such shameless people in the world?
Li Shui turned around, bowed his hand to Chunyu Yue politely, and said, "Doctor, why do you hate me?"
Chunyu Yue gritted his teeth and said, "You told me that herbal tea can nourish the spirit of a gentleman and tricked me into buying it. But you told others that herbal tea is good for sexual relations. You made me the laughing stock of the entire Yiqu City."
"A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated. How dare you ask me?"
Li Shui coughed dryly: "Doctor, did you buy the wrong tea? This..."
Chun Yuyue took out a box and said coldly: "This is this kind of tea. The waiter in the teahouse personally admitted that this tea can nourish Qi."
Li Shui took the box, looked at it pretendingly, and said, "Yes, this tea can nourish Qi. Who told the doctor that this tea can help with sexual intercourse? This is simply nonsense."
Chunyu Yue sneered and said to Li Shui: "Huai Guzi, do you still want to get through today? I tell you, there is no way."
"When I was presenting tea to the courtiers, one of them spilled the beans. I went back and asked all the courtiers for confirmation. They all said that medicinal tea is used to strengthen yang."
Li Shui said seriously: "Doctor, those people may have conspired to deceive you. You can't listen to them."
Chunyu Yue almost fainted from anger.
So many colleagues, so many gentlemen, they all lied to me? Instead, you, the shameless villain, are telling the truth?
This is really unreasonable.
Li Shui said to Chunyu Yue: "Doctor, if you don't believe it, we can verify it."
Chunyu Yue looked at Li Shui in surprise: "You still dare to verify it?"
Li Shui saluted Ying Zheng and said, "Your Majesty, please send someone to call all the court officials to prove my innocence."
Ying Zheng also couldn't understand Li Shui's operation.
Isn't this courting death?
Does the porcelain basin have to be pressed firmly on the head before it is willing to give up?
However, seeing Li Shui's confident look, Ying Zheng nodded to the young eunuch next to him.
The little eunuch responded and ran away with excitement on his face.
He also wanted to know how this matter would end.
While waiting, Li Shui said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, why don't we go to the teahouse to verify? Let's have a cup of tea by the way."
Ying Zheng said calmly: "There's no need to drink tea. Now I don't understand what the effect of your tea is."
Li Shui smiled bitterly: "I have just arrived in Beidi County not long ago."
Fu Yao next to him: "..."
Is Master passing the blame again?
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Ying Zheng took Li Shui, Chun Yuyue and others to the teahouse.
It didn't take long, and the courtiers who received the news arrived one after another.
At the entrance of the teahouse, there were two people setting up a stall selling tea, they were clearly Ishida and Qi Le.
Both of them shrank back and looked scared.
Many well-informed court officials looked at the two of them with sympathy, feeling that their heads could not be saved.
In fact, Ishida and Qi Le also feel the same way. They were thinking about what would be their last meal.
Chunyu Yue endured the humiliation and said to Li Shui: "Huaiguzi, you have arrived, what else do you have to say?"
Li Shui coughed dryly and said to the courtiers: "My lords, have you ever bought herbal tea that is helpful for sexual intercourse?"
All the courtiers shook their heads in denial.
Li Shui said: "Then do you know any medicinal tea that is helpful for sexual intercourse?"
The courtiers still shook their heads vigorously.
Li Shui spread his hands to Chun Yuyue: "Doctor, you saw it too. They don't know herbal tea at all, so why do they say that the herbal tea you gave them is for sexual intercourse? Isn't this a collusion to make a joke on you? "
Some courtiers were speechless and felt that Li Shui's ability to be handsome was too strong.
One of them stood up and said: "Although we have never seen herbal tea, we have seen these two tea sellers. They came to our house in person and said that herbal tea will help with sexual intercourse."
Li Shui looked at Ishida and Qi Le, who were trembling with fear: "You two, tell me, what was the scene like at that time?"
Ishida turned pale and was speechless.
Qi Le stammered: "At that time, our tea house received a tea. After drinking this tea, it really helped with sexual intercourse. Later we added many precious medicinal materials to it and concocted it into a special tea. The medicinal tea is called Happy Tea."
The courtiers all frowned, thinking that this name was really vulgar.
Qi Le continued: "Happy tea is indeed helpful for sexual matters. After we made this tea, we planned to sell it to all the adults. So we brought the happy tea to their houses. But... we were all kicked out."
"Later, there was another kind of tea in the tea house. This tea was called Gentleman Tea. Although it had nothing to do with sexual matters after drinking it, drinking it for a long time can make people calm down and cultivate the spirit of a gentleman."
Many courtiers were stunned: "Are they two kinds of tea?"
Ishida calmed down a little, nodded and said, "Yes. There are dozens of kinds of tea in the teahouse."
"Ordinary tea has various magical effects such as improving eyesight and refreshing the mind."
"The prepared medicinal tea has the effects of strengthening yang and nourishing qi. You adults can buy whatever kind of tea you want to drink."
Everyone came over to take a look and saw that there were indeed different names marked on the tea stall.
Ishida said: "There are many ordinary teas at present. But there are only two kinds of medicinal tea, one is Huanxi tea and the other is Junzi tea. Junzi tea can only be sold today. Most of them have been bought by Dr. Chunyu part."
After hearing this, the courtiers were immediately relieved. It seemed that the tea they bought yesterday was right. It was indeed a happy tea that could help with sexual matters.
Li Shui smiled at Chunyu Yue: "Doctor, it seems this is a misunderstanding."
Later, Li Shui said to Ishida and Qi Le: "Look at the good things you two have done. Why didn't you make it clear to the doctor when you were promoting tea?"
Ishida and Qi Le immediately knelt on the ground and cried bitterly: "The villain is from a humble background and doesn't know a few words. How can he understand the principle of nourishing Qi? He is just imitating parrots and following what others say, so he goes to sell tea."
"I accidentally mixed up two types of tea and didn't explain it clearly to Dr. Chunyu. Damn it."
Then, the two men began to slap themselves in the face.
Chunyu Yue said calmly: "Stop."
The two men stopped immediately.
The anger in Chunyu Yue's heart has not subsided. He is thinking about how to punish these two talents.
As for what they said, they didn't understand tea. After hearing this, they went to sell tea without understanding it. Chunyu believed it more.
However...the fault of these two people was too great, causing them so much trouble. If you don't kill them, how can you clear your name?
As a result, before Chunyu Yue spoke, Li Shui next to him said with emotion: "I didn't expect Dr. Chunyu to be so magnanimous."
Chunyu Yue: "???"
Li Shui continued: "These two people made such a big mistake. Although it was an unintentional mistake, they deserved a few slaps. Dr. Chunyu forgave them easily."
Chunyu Yue: "..."
Do I forgive them? I didn't let them slap me because I was upset and wanted to kill them.
Li Shui sighed and said: "It seems that Dr. Chunyu's mind is so broad. For this gentleman's tea, we must ask Dr. Chunyu to be the spokesperson. Because Dr. Chunyu is the great gentleman of the world."
Then, a few people watching in the darkness immediately shouted: "Dr. Chunyu has a broad mind. Dr. Chunyu is a gentleman of the world."
These people shouted at the top of their lungs, fearing that no one would hear them.
Of course, the reason why they work so hard is because they have received money. And the louder the sound, the higher the price.
The other people didn't know what was going on, but seeing how energetic these people were shouting, they started shouting too.
For a time, there were all praises for Dr. Chunyu.
Chunyu Yue's anger suddenly disappeared.
Li Shui said with emotion: "Isn't it a gentleman if you don't know something but don't feel embarrassed? Dr. Chunyu is really a role model for our generation."
Chunyu Yue was a little embarrassed, waved his hand and said, "I haven't done enough. When I just found out that I was misunderstood, I was very angry. Didn't you want to beat the immortal just now?"
Li Shui waved his hand and said, "That's human nature. Someone else would have used a sword to chop me. But Dr. Chunyu only punched me a few times, which is really admirable."
When Li Shui said this, he winked at Ishida and Qi Le.
The two people immediately said with sincere faces: "Dr. Chunyu, please speak for the Gentleman Tea. I hope that everyone in the world who drinks this tea can become a gentleman."
Chunyu Yue's face glowed red, he stroked his beard and said, "I accept your wishes. However, it is not appropriate for me to be an official in the court and speak for merchants."
Li Shui saw that Chunyu Yue was determined to refuse, so he retreated to the next best thing and said, "How about asking Dr. Chunyu to mention a few words? We will put them on the packaging of Junzi Tea. Let everyone who drinks the tea feel it. The virtues of a doctor.”
While talking, someone in the teahouse brought out paper and pen.
Chunyu Yue was full, dipped in thick ink, thought for a moment, and wrote the three characters "Junzi Tea" with a swipe of brush.
"Okay!" In the darkness in the distance, the extras shouted loudly. This led to the people also cheering.
While Li Xin was eating wheat flowers, he looked at the people in the distance and thought: Can they just cheer when they see it?
After Chunyu Yue finished writing, Li Shui bowed his hand to Fusu again and said: "Dr. Chunyu Yue is a gentleman, and the young master is also a gentleman. This time I saw the young master's demeanor, and I really admire him. The young master also gave us a few words. ,how?"
Fusu's face glowed red, and he had long forgotten his previous anger.
He took Li Shui's pen and wrote two lines of small characters on the paper: Isn't it a gentleman to be ignorant but not stunned?
"Okay!" Someone shouted again in the darkness.
Li Shui said with emotion: "The Gentleman Tea actually has the inscriptions of two gentlemen, Dr. Chunyu and Mr. Fusu. What an honor? Today is really a grand event."
"Everyone, how about I invite you to the teahouse for tea? Whatever you eat or drink, it will be charged to my account."
The courtiers walked in happily.
All the courtiers went in, and the only ones left outside were Li Shui, Li Xin, Fu Yao, Wang Laoshi, and Ying Zheng.
Li Shuigan laughed and said to Ying Zheng, "Why don't your majesty come inside to drink tea?"
Ying Zheng, who was watching all this with cold eyes, said quietly: "I won't drink tea anymore. There is too much weirdness in your tea."
Li Shui coughed dryly: "Your Majesty, what happened today is indeed a misunderstanding."
Ying Zheng said: "You invited so many people to tea today, aren't you afraid of losing money?"
Li Shui chuckled: "I sold countless teas in the past two days and made a real fortune. Now inviting the courtiers to have a drink is just a drop in the bucket."
Ying Zheng smiled and said to Li Shui: "Selling tea is naturally good, but your deceptive and deceptive methods are really..."
Li Shui said: "Your Majesty, under the placebo effect, everyone will change their words and deeds after drinking the gentleman's tea. Therefore... I am not considered a deceiver."
Ying Zheng shook his head helplessly, and then said to Li Shui: "I'm going back first. Pick some good ones from your tea and send them to my palace. I only want ordinary tea, and those messy medicinal teas are not necessary. Alright."
Li Shui agreed wholeheartedly.
Ying Zheng left.
Li Shui patted Fu Yao's shoulder and said lovingly, "I saved your life again today."
Fu Yao said with a bitter face: "Master, I finally understand why the people of Xianyang say you are shameless."
Li Shui said seriously: "Do you think being a teacher is really shameless? Think about it carefully."
Fu Yao thought for a while, suddenly realized, and said to Li Shui: "Disciple, I understand. Master's move is very powerful. Master knows that my father is reluctant to punish me, so he hinted to his father that this is my fault, so he should punish his father first." Emperor, hold still."
"And the master took the initiative to stand up and take responsibility for the crime, which won the favor of my father."
"As long as my father's attitude towards the master changes, the master will be able to calm down and argue with reason."
"After some debate, the truth came out and it was discovered that it was a misunderstanding. Not only was the mastermind not guilty, but he had merit."
"When my father looked back, he found that the mastermind was his disciple, so he was more satisfied with his disciple. And because he wronged me, he valued me more."
"Master is really brilliant."
Li Shui: "..."
So I'm so smart?
Li Xin was dumbfounded: Could it be that... Brother Huai is just shameless?
