The discussion between Wang Wan and Li Si was actually of a joking nature. If you want to read the complete version for free, please search it on Baidu.
In fact, they didn't understand why Chunyu Yue Duanduan bought so much medicinal tea.
Even if he is not in good health, there is no need to be so crazy. Isn't he afraid of rumors?
Wang Wan was a little confused: Could it be that Chun Yuyue saw Huai Guzi prospering with his shamelessness, so he felt envious and wanted to imitate him?
This... this is unlikely, right? It would be possible to say that Zhou Qingchen imitated Huaiguzi's shamelessness. As for Chun Yuyue, he is not this kind of person.
Alas, in recent years, things between the DPRK and China have been really confusing.
At this moment, another servant came panting and said to Wang Wan: "Master, Dr. Chunyu is here to visit."
Wang Wan was stunned: "Chun Yuyue? What is he doing here?"
Li Si next to him looked interested and said to Wang Wan, "How about we invite Dr. Chunyu in, and the three of us can have a drink and talk together?"
It's fake to talk about having fun while drinking, but it's true to satisfy your gossip mentality.
And Wang Wan really wanted to know what kind of medicine Chunyu Yue took wrongly. So he readily agreed and went to the gate with Li Si to greet Chun Yuyue.
Chunyu Yue's face was red and he looked in high spirits.
Then Wang Wan discovered that Chunyu Yue did not come alone, and Mr. Fusu was standing next to him.
Now Wang Wan was even more puzzled: If Chunyu Yue was willing to go all out and give up, why would he buy some medicinal tea? But Mr. Fusu has always been the most observant of etiquette. Why did he follow Chun Yuyue and act like a fool?
Wang Wan and Li Si welcomed Chunyu Yue in.
After a few people sat down, the atmosphere was a little awkward and everyone was a little silent.
Who doesn’t know how to speak.
Finally, Li Si broke the silence and said as seriously as possible: "I heard... Dr. Chunyu bought a lot of herbal tea?"
Chunyu Yue nodded seriously.
Li Si coughed dryly: "Dr. Chunyu, why did you buy so much medicinal tea?"
Li Si actually knew why he bought herbal tea. Even he bought it himself and tried it last night.
how to say? It really works. In the past, when he saw the beautiful maids in the mansion, he could always watch them from a distance but not play with them, but yesterday he enjoyed them thoroughly.
Strangely enough, Li Si seemed to have found the feeling he had when he was young.
The reason why Li Si asked knowingly was because he wanted to know what kind of excuse Chun Yuyue used to explain the medicinal tea.
As a result, Chun Yuyue said: "I buy herbal tea naturally because it has remarkable effects."
Wang Wan coughed repeatedly.
Li Si was also a little surprised. He looked at Chun Yuyue in disbelief: "You...have you tried it?"
Chun Yuyue said: "Of course. The effect of this tea is remarkable. After I drink it, I can feel the breath contained in it. I feel like I am a different person."
Li Si almost went crazy: What happened to Chunyu Yue? Did you take the wrong medicine? This kind of thing is actually said openly? Pooh! So shameless.
As a result, Mr. Fusu was also standing by and said, "Yes, I just tried the herbal tea in the mansion, and the effect was really good. What my master said is true."
Li Si suspected that he heard it wrong: "Master Fusu, you... have you tried it? You... do you also need medicinal tea?"
Wang Wan is also going crazy. Mr. Fusu is not very old and has no physical problems. He also needs the help of medicinal tea? Isn't it?
Wang Wan and Li Si stared at Master and Disciple Chun Yuyue, thinking: These two people talk about the word "gentleman" all day long, so...how could they do such a thing?
One of them bought a truckload of aphrodisiacs, and the other actually did it in broad daylight.
Suddenly, four words appeared in Wang Wan and Li Si's minds: dressed like a beast.
Chunyu Yue smiled slightly and said, "Two adults, do you know the benefits of this herbal tea?"
Wang Wan and Li Si looked at each other and said vaguely: "I've heard a little bit, I've heard a little bit."
Chunyu Yue and Fu Su were overjoyed. Now that they knew the benefits of medicinal tea, it would be much easier to recommend it.
Chunyu Yue smiled and said, "Since you two adults know the benefits of this herbal tea, why were you so surprised when we talked about it just now?"
Li Si was speechless: I was surprised, isn't it normal? Anyone would be surprised to hear that you are taking aphrodisiacs in broad daylight.
When Chunyu Yue asked the question so frankly, Li Si didn't know what to say.
Wang Wan even pinched himself quietly. He suspected that he was having a nightmare.
Chunyu Yue said: "Since you two know the benefits of medicinal tea, why don't you buy it?"
Li Si hesitated and said: "This... although the herbal tea is good, I can't use it."
Wang Wan also said: "Yes, I don't need it either."
Chunyu Yue sighed and said with a sincere face: "You are wrong about this. How come you can't use it? This herbal tea can regulate the body and cultivate the body. You know it."
Wang Wan and Li Si thought to themselves: Conditioning the body? Self-cultivation? What you said is quite cryptic.
Li Si and Wang Wan laughed dryly: "We do know, but there's really no need."
Chunyu Yue nodded. It seemed that these two people really knew the efficacy of medicinal tea, but they were too embarrassed to buy it because of the sophora millet.
So Chunyu Yue sighed and said: "I know that both of you are concerned about face, so I am embarrassed to buy it. But... as an official, you must be broad-minded and open-minded. Why should you care about those gossips and rumors? "
Both Li Si and Wang Wan's eyes widened.
Chunyu Yue smiled slightly and said: "I bought a large cart of herbal tea just to distribute it to you adults. If you are too embarrassed to buy it, I will buy it for you."
Li Si and Wang Wan were completely stunned.
Immediately afterwards, Master Fusu took out two wooden boxes and handed them to Wang Wan and Li Si respectively.
Wang Wan and Li Si quickly declined: "We appreciate the kindness, but we really don't need it."
Fusu thought: Sure enough, these people really want to refuse.
So he put on a serious face and said, "My lords, what's wrong with Fusu treating others with sincerity? Aren't you willing to give me face?"
Wang Wan and Li Si had no choice but to nod and accept the medicinal tea with great grievance.
Chunyu Yue and Fu Su cupped their hands and said with a smile: "We will stay here soon, and we have to visit other courtiers and say goodbye."
Wang Wan and Li Si sent these two people away in a daze, as if they were in a dream.
After they leave. Wang Wan looked at Li Si, and Li Si looked at Wang Wan.
Wang Wan held the tea box and said, "Dr. Chunyu and Mr. Fusu are indeed enthusiastic people. But... this method is too rough."
Li Si nodded: "Yes, he is a good person, but... he is a bit rude."
Neither of these two people expected that one day the word "rude" would be used on Chun Yuyue.
Li Si coughed dryly and said, "Then...I'll take my leave first."
Wang Wan said oh.
The two of them had a tacit understanding and did not mention the medicinal tea.
Li Si hugged his medicinal tea and left in a hurry.
Wang Wan closed the door, opened the tea box, looked at it, and smelled the aroma of tea. I don't know why, but I have another impulse.
I had a great time last night, but I didn’t expect to feel energetic again today?
Wang Wan was delighted: This herbal tea is really amazing.
On this day, many courtiers were visited by Chun Yuyue, and under the coercion and inducement of Chun Yuyue and Fusu, they accepted the medicinal tea.
For a time, Chunyu Yue and Fusu were completely angry.
Everyone can't figure out their motives, and they don't know why they care so much about other people's married lives.
After thinking about it, I can only think that Chunyu Yue was confused by studying Zhou Rites, and felt that important matters between husband and wife should also be urged...
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During dinner, Ying Zheng calmly asked the young eunuch waiting next to him: "Is there anything going on in the city today?"
The little eunuch was submissive.
Ying Zheng saw something wrong with his attitude, so he said, "But it doesn't matter."
The young eunuch responded and said cautiously: "Today, a rumor appeared in the city. It is so evil that I don't know whether it is true or not."
"The rumor is that Dr. Chunyu and Mr. Fusu have bought a lot of medicines that can help with sexual intercourse. They have a large cart and are visiting the houses everywhere to distribute them to the courtiers."
"Some adults didn't want it, and the doctor and the young master were angry. They forcibly kept the medicine..."
Ying Zheng almost choked to death on the mouthful of soup.
Is this Chunyu Yue crazy?
Yesterday I praised him. Among all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, he was the only true upright gentleman. I never expected that he would do such a thing in the blink of an eye.
Ridiculous, really absurd.
Ying Zheng said: "Go and call Chunyu Yue and Fusu."
The young eunuch responded and turned around to call someone.
Ying Zheng said again: "Wait a moment."
The little eunuch stood there, not daring to move.
Ying Zheng was very confused.
Fusu, after all, is his beloved son.
You are usually humble, polite and follow the rules. How could you do such a thing today? What if I scold him and he feels ashamed for a moment, and something unexpected happens?
No, no. Chunyu Yue and Fusu were both people who abided by etiquette and law. How could they do such a thing?
Are they being deceived, or...
At this moment, Ying Zheng judged that the two of them had been deceived.
As for who deceived them, Ying Zheng understood after a little analysis that it should be Li Shui.
So Ying Zheng said to the young eunuch: "Go and call Huaiguzi, call Fu Yao, and that king is cunning."
The young eunuch was stunned for a moment, and then said cautiously: "Did your Majesty mean Wang Laoshi?"
Ying Zheng was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, that Wang Laoshi."
At the same time, Ying Zheng was also a little speechless. This man actually named Wang Laoshi. How embarrassed was he?
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Li Shui was pacing back and forth in his room like an ant on a hot pot.
In the room, there were Fu Yao, Wang Laoshi, Shi Tian and Qi Le.
These people were running around like clockwork.
Li Xin sat in the corner, drinking and watching them walking around, feeling very happy.
Hahaha, others are so anxious, but I can drink and watch, it’s so cool.
Li Shui sighed and said helplessly: "Chun Yuyue, why are you so enthusiastic? You just bought the herbal tea, didn't you use it secretly? You actually gave it to others. This..."
Fu Yao also said with a bitter face: "It's over, it's over now. The eldest brother's reputation is really bad. It's so bad. With his temper, he will definitely not let me go."
Wang Laoshi was about to cry: "It's too dangerous to do business with powerful people like you."
Ishida and Qi Le's legs became weak: "What should we do? What should we do? Will we be tricked and killed?"
At this time, a servant said outside the door: "My lord, your Majesty has sent a eunuch. I want to invite Lord Banished Immortal, Young Master Fu Yao, and the shopkeeper Wang to see him immediately."
Wang Laoshi plopped and collapsed to the ground, his face turned pale.
Fu Yao suddenly looked pitiful and affectionate, and whispered: "Father, the child is wrong..."
After he said this, he looked at Li Shui: "Master, do you think my expression just now can make my father feel pity and let me go?"
Li Shui's head is getting bigger.
He took a deep breath and said to Fu Yao: "Calm down, calm down. This matter has not reached a dead end."
Li Shui said to Shi Tian and Qi Le: "You two, go to the teahouse to sell tea immediately."
Ishida was shocked: "Are you still selling it?"
Li Shui said: "Sell it to me immediately while there is no curfew in Yiqu City and the people in the city are still sleeping. However, the way of selling must be changed..."
Li Shui gave them some instructions.
At this time, the little eunuch outside the door was already a little anxious.
His voice was very respectful, with a hint of urging: "Master Banished Immortal, Master Fu Yao. Your Majesty is waiting."
Li Shui took a deep breath and said to Fu Yao and Wang Zheng: "After meeting His Majesty, don't talk nonsense. I will handle everything."
Fu Yao and Wang Laoshi both nodded.
Then, the three men followed the young eunuch and left.
Li Xin looked at their backs with a sense of tragedy that they would never return.
Li Xin drank all the wine in one gulp and then jumped up.
He strode to the street, bought a lot of wheat flowers from the vendor, and then followed Li Shui and his party happily.
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When Fu Yao saw Ying Zheng, he was like a mouse seeing a cat, standing in the corner with a dry smile on his face.
Ying Zheng looked at Li Shui and then at Fu Yao: "Whose idea was it?"
Fu Yao kept Li Shui's instructions in mind and did not dare to speak nonsense.
Li Shui stood up with a heavy face.
He first looked at Fu Yao lovingly, then sighed and said, "It was my idea. Your Majesty can just punish me."
Ying Zheng suddenly glared at Fu Yao angrily.
Fu Yao: "..."
He felt that he was being tricked by his master.
Was this originally Master's idea? At most, he failed to stop it, was an accomplice, and failed to report the knowledge.
Why is it happening now, as if he is the mastermind and the master is taking the blame?
Fu Yao said aggrievedly: "Father, this matter is really Master's idea."
Ying Zheng shot several cases at once: "Shut up."
Fu Yao almost cried in grievance.
Ying Zheng said to Fu Yao: "You are too nonsense."
Fu Yao was about to burst into tears: "I didn't, it wasn't me..."
Ying Zheng said to Li Shui again: "Huai Guzi, I know you have your own way of teaching disciples. However, a strict teacher will produce a good disciple, so you can't just indulge Fu Yao."
Li Shui repeatedly said yes, and then said: "This matter is really my idea."
Ying Zheng sighed and said, "At this point, you are still protecting him? It's really...sigh."
Ying Zheng's rebuke actually contained a bit of relief, a bit of unbearability, and a bit of sympathy.
Li Xin secretly chewed wheat flowers while admiring him: Brother Huai, you are a master.
Fu Yao secretly wiped his tears and thought: Master's lesson was so vivid.
Just then, a young eunuch came in.
He said with a strange expression: "Your Majesty, Dr. Chunyu and Mr. Fusu are here. Judging from their expressions, they seem to be extremely angry, saying they are looking for the banished immortal and Mr. Fuyao."
Ying Zheng glanced at Fu Yao: "Look at the good things you have done."
Li Shui thought to himself: It seems... these two poor guys know the truth.
Li Xin chewed the wheat flowers fiercely: Oh my god, it’s so exciting. This is a good show...
I was a magician in the Qin Dynasty
