Wang Wan turned a deaf ear. Qi Le and Ishida had no choice but to follow the method taught by Li Shui and ask and answer their own questions.
Qi Le coughed dryly and said to Shitian: "Brother Shi, there is one thing I still can't figure out. Why does this herbal tea have such effects?"
Ishida immediately said: "I'm afraid Brother Qi has forgotten. When Pangu created the world, those who were light and clear rose to become the sky, and those who were heavy and turbid sank to become the earth."
"Whatever rises to heaven is immortal energy. What sinks to earth is turbid energy."
"When you drank this tea, did you feel a burst of fragrance? This is the fairy spirit contained in the tea book."
"Of course, this immortal energy is not the same as the elixir refined by banished immortals, but it is already very rare."
Qi Le coughed dryly and continued to ask curiously: "What does this immortal energy have to do with getting stronger with age, and getting stronger with time? Do immortals still care about sexual matters? It really doesn't make sense."
Wang Wan couldn't help but nodded slightly.
These words really spoke to his heart.
Who would have thought that Ishida immediately said confidently: "Brother Qi, you are wrong. Let me ask you, why do people become so depressed when they get old?"
Qi Le said: "What's so difficult about this? When a person gets old, his qi and blood decline. It's not enough to support the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, so how can he have the energy to do that?"
Ishida smiled slightly: "Then why can young people do it?"
Qi Le said: "Brother Shi, you are asking questions knowingly. The young man's vitality and blood are strong, just like the overflowing river, with each wave rising higher than the next."
"It's not enough for you to let him vent, so how can you stop him?"
Ishida asked again: "Then what do you think is an immortal and what is rejuvenation?"
Qi Le's eyes widened, and he suddenly looked like he had a sudden realization: "I understand."
To be honest, Qi Le and Ishida's acting skills were not very good, but the content of their conversation made Wang Wan ignore their acting skills.
Ishida said with emotion: "There is a trace of immortality in this herbal tea. This trace of immortality is certainly not enough to make people rejuvenate, let alone live forever."
"However, if you drink it regularly, it will definitely be good for people. At least it can replenish your energy and blood and regain your glory."
Qi Le said unconvinced: "Do you have any evidence for your words?"
Ishida smiled slightly: "Of course there is evidence. Let me ask you, how do you feel after drinking tea?"
Qi Le thought for a while and said, "It leaves a scent in your mouth and refreshes your mind."
Ishida slapped his thigh and said, "That's right. What does it mean to refresh one's mind? After a person gets old, his energy and blood decline, so he becomes drowsy and confused."
"After drinking tea, you replenish your energy and blood, and you will naturally be full of energy. If you are energetic and have no loss of energy and blood, you will naturally become stronger as you age, and become stronger for longer. This wonderful thing is indescribable."
Qi Le was speechless. He saluted Ishida gracefully and said, "Listening to your words has opened my eyes. I am sincerely convinced."
The two men finally finished performing what Li Shui asked for, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.
They spent a lot of time memorizing this large section of lines.
According to what Li Shui said, the herbal tea should be ready for sale after they finish their performance.
However, Wang Wan remained unmoved.
Ishida lost his composure, laughed dryly, and said to Wang Wan: "Prime Minister, would you like to buy some medicinal tea? This tea can make people grow older and stronger..."
Wang Wan suddenly became furious and started clapping the case. He pointed at Ishida and Qi Le and cursed: "Rat, how dare you humiliate me like this!"
"I have always been upright, how can I think about such dirty things all day long? What's more, although I am old, I still have strong energy and blood. You guys know nothing."
"Come here, beat them out."
Immediately, two servants came in from outside and pushed Ishida and Qi Le outside.
Wang Wan seemed to have not calmed down yet, and shouted at their backs: "If I hadn't seen that you were from Mr. Fu Yao, I would have ordered people to beat you to death with sticks."
Ishida and Qi Le ran away with their heads in their hands.
After leaving Wang Wan's mansion. Qi Le chuckled and said to Ishida: "How's it going? I've said it before, the method of banishing an immortal may not work. Brother Shi, don't forget the five pieces of gold."
Ishida and Qi Le, both of whom were not well off, had made a lot of money during this period, but five pieces of gold would be enough to bankrupt them.
Ishida gritted his teeth and said to Qi Le: "The banished immortal said that no matter what the outcome, we have to visit all the courtiers. Maybe the Prime Minister doesn't need it, but what about other adults?"
Qi Le chuckled and said to Ishida: "In that case, I will let Brother Shi be convinced that he lost. After all, it is five yi gold, so it is better to be cautious."
Ishida gritted his teeth and said nothing.
According to the order of official position, they went to visit the imperial censor Feng Quli...
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Ishida and Qi Le were telling Feng Queli their lines. Wang Wan, who had calmed down, felt a little uneasy.
It felt like there was grass growing in his heart.
Food and sex are also good, who doesn’t have some needs?
He already has the rights and is in a very popular position. Isn't this enough?
There is no shortage of food, and since Huai Guzi came, I have eaten countless delicious things, which makes my life worthwhile.
Only in terms of beauty, I feel a little regretful.
Wang Wan was born into a noble family. At a young age, he already had three wives and four concubines.
He had tasted that feeling, so he couldn't forget it for a long time.
As I grow older, I gradually begin to lose my ability.
It feels bad to be powerless, and happiness gradually leaves you.
If it's just that happiness disappears, that's it. The key point is that Wang Wan is a courtier, a prime minister who is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people.
Especially in your own mansion, it is everyone's master and everyone's heaven.
Wang Wan felt that she had no face.
In order to deceive others, he deliberately bought several beautiful girls.
However, this kind of concealment behavior only caused more rumors to spread.
Sometimes Wang Wan feels that her mind is about to go wrong.
As he walked in the mansion, it was clear that the others were fine, but he always felt that there was a hint of ridicule or a hint of sympathy in the eyes of the servants.
Therefore, Wang Wan's temper became very violent and he would punish these servants for no reason.
He began to make random guesses, feeling that the rumors about his inability must have been spread by those girls. So...he made a batch and sold a batch.
It’s not like Wang Wan didn’t think of a way.
He heard people say that what babies drink is the most nutritious, so he secretly invited a wet nurse, but after drinking it, it had no effect.
He also heard people say that some animals have relatively strong abilities. If they are lacking something, they might be able to...
Therefore, tigers, horses, leopards, deers often appear in Wang Wan's mansion...
Without exception, it has no effect.
Later I heard that this thing pays attention to the form complementing the form.
So snake soup appeared in Wang Wan's mansion, turtle soup appeared...even mushrooms were in the shape of long strips.
Without exception, they all failed.
Wang Wan was almost discouraged.
But how could one really feel discouraged about such a thing?
Today, he saw hope.
First of all, tea can really refresh people after drinking it. He has already verified this effect.
Secondly, this thing has a lot to do with Sophora millet. Facts have proved that although Huaiguzi is a bit shameless, he is capable, and the things he makes are generally not wrong.
Therefore, Wang Wan was tempted.
Not only was it tempting, it was almost a bit fanatical.
He just drove Ishida and Qi Le away because he was too embarrassed to admit it in front of these two people.
Anyway, the two of them are from the teahouse. If they can escape, the monk cannot escape from the temple.
Thinking of this, Wang Wan called the housekeeper.
He said to the housekeeper: "Immediately find a new face, a new face that has nothing to do with my house. So that no one can doubt us."
The housekeeper was frightened when he heard this, and asked nervously: "Master, what are you doing?"
Under normal circumstances, if the master gives such an order, he will definitely do something evil.
The housekeeper was a little scared. Could it be that he was going to kill someone? Could it be that the master couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to kill Feng Quli?
Just when the housekeeper was thinking wildly, he heard Wang Wan say in a deep voice: "Send this stranger to the teahouse to buy some tea. Buy every kind of tea, remember, every kind."
Wang Wan is very smart. Of course he will not ask for medicinal tea by name.
If the reputation of herbal tea spreads in the future, and the housekeeper knows that he bought herbal tea mysteriously, where will he put his face?
Therefore... Wang Wan decided to buy all the teas the same, which was enough to deceive others.
The housekeeper was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Yes, I understand."
Wang Wan became a little nervous when he heard that the housekeeper understood. He asked with a guilty conscience: "What do you understand?"
The steward said: "My lord must think this tea is really good, so I want to buy some and take it back."
"However, this makes Huaiguzi proud. The master doesn't want to lose face, so he orders someone to buy tea secretly."
"In this way, Huaiguzi will no longer be proud, and you will benefit from it."
Wang Wan smiled with satisfaction, and nodded to the housekeeper: "You have been with me for decades, and you really know me best."
The housekeeper laughed dryly and said to Wang Wan, "The villain will find someone immediately."
Wang Wan hummed and said, "Go ahead."
The butler left in a hurry.
Wang Wan began to close her eyes and rest her mind again.
He originally planned to continue to figure out Feng Quli's thoughts, but this time he was so confused that he couldn't calm down.
His thoughts wandered back and forth, and finally fell on the two little girls he had just bought.
For some reason, Wang Wan had a long-lost impulse.
Wang Wan was shocked: Could this be the effect of medicinal tea? I didn’t drink it just now, I just took a sniff from a distance and got an immediate effect?
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Feng Quli drove Ishida and Qi Le out.
The two men were very embarrassed and walked away in disgrace holding the tea boxes.
Qi Le said: "Brother Shi, do we still need to continue? I'm really afraid that when we get to the next house, we will be killed."
Ishida said: "Don't worry, we are Mr. Fu Yao's people after all, and these adults must give us some face after all."
Qi Le sighed: "I'm just a tea seller. How can I sell tea and still be worried about getting killed?"
A quarter of an hour later, the two men were driven out again by Li Si.
Qi Le waved his hand: "Brother Shi, I really don't want to go."
Ishida said: "The next one is Dr. Chunyu. The doctor is always polite and will not do anything to us."
Qi Le thought for a while, that was true, so he sighed and followed Shitian into Chun Yuyue's courtyard.
Chunyu Yue was indeed polite. Although he was not enthusiastic, he was polite and invited them in.
Both men breathed a sigh of relief, and then Ishida started following the old routine and introducing the medicinal tea.
"Dr. Chunyu, do you know that this medicinal tea has an effect, it can make people grow older and stronger, and stay strong longer." Ishida said vividly.
He has been talking for a whole day, and his words are becoming more and more proficient.
Chunyu Yue was a little dazed. He looked at these two people and felt a little dazed.
Why do their words sound a little weird?
No, no, no one in the world is so shameless, not even Huai Guzi would say this publicly.
I must have understood it wrong, yes, I must have understood it wrong.
Chunyu Yue reminded himself hard in his heart.
Ishida saw Chun Yuyue looking at him curiously, which was different from other evasive courtiers. Suddenly I felt energetic.
This...this is a potential customer.
So Ishida used 200% of his strength and introduced earnestly: "Doctor, you must know that when people get old, their qi and blood decline, and they may not be able to do what they want in some aspects. But it doesn't matter, now we have herbal tea. "
"This herbal tea can make people feel full and healthy... Ah, that's not right, it can make people energetic and tireless, between the sheets..."
Chunyu Yue suddenly interrupted him: "Wait a minute."
He stood up and walked to Ishida: "You mean, this herbal tea is for sexual intercourse?"
Ishida was almost crying with excitement and nodded repeatedly.
How many houses did you visit? All the courtiers had cold faces. Only Chunyu Yue took the initiative to ask.
It’s rare, it’s so rare.
Ishita thinks that he will open his business today. The five pieces of gold were saved.
Chunyu Yue was silent for a while, and then asked: "Who asked you to sell tea? Is it the shopkeeper of the tea shop, Mr. Fu Yao? Or the banished immortal?"
Ishida was stunned for a moment and thought: Do I need to say this?
However, the efficacy of this herbal tea mentioned fairy energy many times. It might be more convincing if the name of banished immortal is used.
Furthermore, this set of words is indeed taught by the Exalted Immortal.
So Ishida said honestly: "I was sent here by the banished immortal."
Chunyu Yue nodded slowly, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, okay. Huaiguzi really opened my eyes. A person can be so shameless, and actually sell such things to me in broad daylight."
Ishita had a hunch that something was wrong.
But it was too late, Chunyu Yue said loudly: "Come here, get a rope and tie them up for me."
"Everyone in the civil and military dynasties knows that I have not been close to women since I lost my beloved wife. He, Huai Guzi, is here to sell such things. What is the purpose? Is it to make fun of me? Is he playing tricks on me?"
Qi Le was so frightened that he almost peed: What's going on? Why did this happen all of a sudden?
I was a magician in the Qin Dynasty
