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Li Shui started to get to the point.
He smiled and said to Feng Renji: "I came to you mainly for two things. One is to treat you to a drink and celebrate your success. The other is to use your strengths."
Feng Renji asked nervously: "Xiaguan...does Xiaguan have any special skills?"
Li Shui pretended to be angry and said: "Don't belittle yourself. Who doesn't know Master Feng's specialty? Everyone in Xianyang City praises him. Some people say that Master Feng is selfless and not afraid of power. As long as he sees injustice, no matter how big the official of the other party is. , multiple powers dare to impeach."
Feng Renji laughed bitterly and thought: Is this my specialty? Don’t you still know why I impeached important ministers? Aren't they all forced by you?
Li Shui turned to ask Li Xin next to him: "Brother Li? Is there anyone you hate? While Brother Feng is still here, speak up quickly and let him help you vent your anger during the next court meeting."
Li Xin thought about it seriously and said, "It's true. What I hate most is Chunyu Yue."
Feng Renji: "..."
He closed his eyes in pain: It's coming, it's coming as expected.
I'm afraid that within a month, I will be able to gather all the ministers in the court.
Li Shui said to Feng Renji: "Brother Feng, can you help Brother Li with this?"
Feng Renji coughed dryly and said with great embarrassment: "Dr. Chunyu has always been upright. Even if I want to impeach the official, I can't find a reason. This..."
Li Xin said: "There is no reason, you can make one up. At most, there is no real evidence. I don't necessarily want you to bring him down, as long as you can disgust him."
Feng Renji was speechless and thought: Isn't this Chunyu Yue Li Xin's sister-in-law? Are there such relatives in this world?
Li Shui suddenly looked at Li Xin and said with emotion: "Brother Li, I found that when others impeach others, they are all rushing to kill them. Only you and I just want to disgust them. Do we So kind.”
Li Xin sighed: "There are not many kind-hearted people like us in this world."
Feng Renji sat in the corner, not daring to answer.
Li Shui leaned over and asked with a smile: "Brother Feng, can this be done?"
There was a wall behind Feng Renji, and he had no way to retreat. He could only bite the bullet and said: "Xiaguan, Xianguan, let's give it a try."
Li Xin patted Feng Renji on the shoulder with satisfaction: "It's not in vain that I helped you intercede in front of the banished immortal several times."
Feng Renji nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, thank you General."
Forget it, Li Xin helped him after all. Now that someone wants something from you, then risk your life to help.
As a result, Feng Renji began to think about his words painfully.
After the banquet was finally over and he returned home, Feng Renji wrote a memorial based on some hearsay.
The memorial said that the function of immortal paper is to spread the words of ancient sages and sages. In the past, when Cangjie created Chinese characters, ghosts cried at night, and grains rained from the sky. How sacred is that?
However, it is said that Chunyu Yue, as a doctor, actually used fairy paper to defecate.
The words of the ancient sages were actually written on the immortal paper of Chunyu Yue, which was clean of dirt.
How absurd is this?
How blasphemous?
The memorial severely criticized Chun Yuyue, but did not suggest His Majesty how to punish Chun Yuyue. After all... Da Qin did not have a law prohibiting the use of fairy paper in the toilet.
What's more, since the patent on fairy paper was lifted, it has become extremely cheap.
Ordinary people may still be reluctant to use paper in the toilet, but people with a little money have already started to use paper.
Therefore, Feng Renji's memorial is simply nonsense.
The next day, he sent the memorial.
Two hours later, the young eunuch from the palace arrived at Feng Renji's house.
The young eunuch said: Your Majesty has said that the content of Feng Renji's memorial is so absurd that it is simply unpalatable. The last time he made a big fuss in the government hall, he had already been punished for fifty years, but he didn't expect to repent. Therefore, this time the punishment is one hundred.
If you treat government affairs as child's play in the future, you will definitely be punished.
Feng Renji responded, lying on the ground in a familiar manner, and was beaten up by the executioner from the palace.
After the beating, the young eunuch took the people away. Feng Renji lay on the ground, unable to stand up in pain.
"I hope this is the last time to impeach a court official. I really can't stand it anymore." Feng Renji muttered painfully.
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Feng Renji's memorial was not made public. But because the content was so bizarre, it quickly spread in the palace and spread from the palace to outside the palace.
In one day, many courtiers knew about it.
These people all snickered.
Although they were laughing at Feng Renji, Chun Yuyue was the one who laughed the most.
When the fairy paper was first made, Chunyu Yue and Li Shui had a big argument about whether the fairy paper could be used in the toilet.
At that time, Chunyu Yue stood on the moral high ground and severely criticized Li Shui. It is said that fairy paper is used to write the words of saints, and such dirty and despicable things must not be done.
Unexpectedly... Chun Yuyue actually used fairy paper to go to the toilet now? Isn't this a slap in the face?
Chunyu Yue naturally heard the news.
He felt aggrieved.
I have hemorrhoids. I had to use fairy paper to go to the toilet, but even when I used it, I was full of piety and gratitude.
But it would be even more embarrassing to say this reason.
This disease makes it difficult to open your mouth.
So... Chunyu Yue closed the door tightly and saw no visitors for several days.
After Li Shui and Li Xin heard about it, they laughed until their stomachs ached.
Now they all agree that this Feng Renji is really a treasure. To find such a tricky angle, Chun Yuyue was so disgusted.
Li Shui didn't know that after Feng Renji impeached Chun Yuyue, he was slapped several times by Feng Quli.
Feng Quli's upper and lower faces were already swollen.
My face hurts when I lie down, and my butt hurts when I lie down.
Life... is really difficult.
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Yingzheng is almost ready for his western tour.
Because Longxi, Beidi, and Shangjun are not far from Xianyang, there is not much preparation work to do.
Ying Zheng ordered Zhao Teng to stay in Xianyang. And Ying Zheng took several important ministers and 100,000 elite soldiers to patrol three places.
Memorials during the tour will all be delivered to the carriage by fast horse.
It can be said that Ying Zheng's tour was not a trip. Still reviewing memorials and controlling the entire Qin Dynasty.
The first stop of the tour, suggested by Chun Yuyue, was set in Longxi County.
Longxi County was presided over by Fusu.
There is no crown prince now, and Fusu is the eldest son. The emperor first visited Longxi County, and everyone had no objection.
Before Ying Zheng set off, Chunyu Yue, Li Shui, and Ji Ming sent out their fast horses to report to the three young masters so that they could prepare in advance.
However, Ji Ming was very smart. While sending fast horses to Hu Hai, he also sent people to ambush on the road leading to Fusu and Fuyao to intercept their messengers.
Therefore...except for Hu Hai, the other two young masters did not receive the news at all.
The emperor set out.
An army of 100,000 soldiers, with bright uniforms and bright banners. The sharp blades gleamed in the sun.
All the officials and people along the way were afraid of submission.
A few days later, the army had arrived outside Didao City.
Didao is the garrison station of Longxi County. Young Master Fusu should be here.
But when the army arrived, no one came to greet them.
Chunyu Yue was a little anxious, thinking: Your Majesty came to Didao City, why didn't the young master show up? Isn’t the etiquette between monarchs and ministers chaotic?
However, Ying Zheng was a little happy and said with a smile: "It seems that Dr. Chunyu did not inform Fusu in advance. This is good, I can see how Longxi County is being governed."
Chunyu Yue laughed dryly and said, "Yes."
He agreed, but Chunyu Yue felt very uneasy in his heart.
Over the years, under his own guidance, Fusu has always been gentle, courteous and thrifty.
But now that Fusu left him and went to Longxi County alone, why did he start to disrespect etiquette?
Has he suppressed it for too long and begun to let his temper prevail? Or maybe he was bewitched by villains and began to pursue pleasure?
There are too many such examples throughout the ages.
Chunyu Yue was in a state of confusion.
The army was stationed outside the city, and Ying Zheng entered Didao City with a thousand guards.
If Fusu didn't get the news before entering the city and therefore didn't come to greet him, then that would be fine.
Now that His Majesty has entered the city, it is unreasonable that Fusu is still missing.
Chunyu Yue found a clerk. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said to the clerk, "Where is the young master?"
The clerk was already frightened. In one day, I saw so many important people, both ministers and emperors, it was like a dream.
He was very nervous and stammered: "Young Master...Young Master is giving lectures to the old Confucians in the school."
When Chunyu Yue heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that Mr. Fusu is still concentrating on Confucianism. An emperor who is willing to abide by Confucian etiquette will not be too bad.
He said to the clerk: "Why don't you go and invite me soon?"
The clerk wanted to say: Someone has already gone.
But he did not dare to say this, but turned around and ran towards the school.
Chunyu Yue quickly walked to Ying Zheng's side, laughed dryly, and said, "Your Majesty, the young master has gone to school. The old minister has already ordered someone to call him."
Ying Zheng smiled and nodded.
He was not in a bad mood. He said to Chunyu Yue: "In that case, let's walk around Didao City and see the customs of the people."
Chunyu Yue responded and followed Ying Zheng with his ministers. The local officials in Didao City followed respectfully and acted as explanations.
Everyone walked and talked all the way.
Suddenly, a young eunuch pointed in front and said, "Ah, that shiny thing, could it be gold?"
Li Xin said to Li Shui: "Brother Huai, you are the most familiar with this thing. Can you take a look?"
Li Shui took out a telescope from his body, looked at it and said, "It seems so, but you won't know until you pick it up and take a look."
While talking, a young eunuch had already picked it up.
He weighed it in his hands and said happily: "It's really gold."
The courtiers present smiled and said: "Such shining gold is thrown on the ground, but no one pays attention to it. Is Longxi County already so rich?"
The junior official in Didao City laughed dryly and said: "Since the young master arrived, a large number of schools have been established to spread Confucianism. The whole county of Longxi has felt the enlightenment, and everyone understands etiquette, justice and integrity."
"Therefore, although there is gold on the road, no one is willing to pick it up. Just because shame is more valuable than gold."
When the young eunuch heard this, his face suddenly turned red and he threw the gold to the ground.
Chunyu Yue stroked his beard and said with great satisfaction: "Don't pick up things on the road. I didn't expect Longxi County to have such achievements under the rule of the young master."
Ying Zheng also nodded with satisfaction.
Suddenly, Li Shui asked Li Xin next to him: "Brother Li, I don't understand this. If gold is thrown on the ground and no one picks it up, isn't that a waste?"
Li Xin said: "Brother Huai, you don't understand this. It is precisely because no one picked up the gold that the owner can find it when he comes back to look for it."
Li Shui snorted and asked: "What if someone pretends to be the owner? He doesn't have to be embarrassed and gets benefits at the same time. What should we do? When he picks up the gold, the real owner can't be found."
Li Xin was stunned for a moment, and then said doubtfully: "This is indeed a problem."
Chunyu Yue, who was next to him, was a little unhappy and said to Li Shui and Li Xin: "Master Fusu built a school here to spread Confucianism and educate people. There are no such shameless people in Longxi County anymore. You two don't have to worry."
All the ministers smiled beside him. Some people looked at Li Shui and Li Xin and thought: Even if there were no such shameless people before, there are now. The people of Longxi County should be careful.
After a short time, Ying Zheng and his party arrived at Fusu's residence. They saw that Fusu lived a simple life. In addition to bedding, there were books in the room.
The little official introduced: "Since the young master took charge, he has still been diligent in studying and often studies until late at night."
Ying Zheng nodded with satisfaction. After seeing clearly that those books were all Confucian works such as The Analects of Confucius and Mencius, he seemed slightly disappointed.
Ying Zheng asked the clerk: "Common people, what do you think of Fusu's governance?"
The clerk said: "Everyone praises me. If your Majesty doesn't believe it, you can just call one or two common people to ask."
Ying Zheng smiled again and said: "Why do the people praise each other?"
The clerk said: "Because Mr. Fusu is generous and kind. Since he came to power, punishments have been rarely used. Labor and taxes have also been reduced and exempted repeatedly."
Ying Zheng smiled: "These people have benefited, so they will naturally praise him."
Chunyu Yue knew that these policies might not necessarily be approved by Ying Zheng. He has been secretly paying attention to Ying Zheng's expression, but Ying Zheng has been smiling, and nothing can be seen.
Ying Zheng asked the clerk next to him: "Since the criminal law is rarely used, what should we do once someone commits a crime?"
The clerk said: "Young master, according to ancient etiquette, divide the people into countrymen and barbarians."
"Those who live in the city are citizens of the country and are governed according to the laws of the Qin Dynasty. Of course, when they are actually convicted, most of them are lenient. As for the savages, they are governed according to the clan's etiquette and laws."
"When barbarians commit crimes, they are interrogated and convicted by the clan leaders elected by their clans. These clan leaders are also responsible for collecting taxes and assigning corvee services."
"In this way, the whole county will be in order and everyone will enjoy peace."
Ying Zheng did not comment, just rubbed Fusu's pen holder, turned around and asked Chunyu Yue: "Why hasn't my son come yet?"
Chunyu Yue said: "I will send someone to urge you now."
While he was talking, there was a rush of footsteps outside.
Fusu should have arrived.
I was a magician in the Qin Dynasty
