Tian Jing toasted Li Shui with a glass of wine, and Li Shui spent five minutes testing the poison. Eighty-eight years of reading, 23o This makes Guandong Haoqiang very depressed. Isn’t the banished immortal building yours? The food and wine are all yours. You are still worried about poisoning. It should be us who are worried.
Seeing this posture, Xiong Da stopped asking Tian Jing to raise his glass. Otherwise, if Li Shui drank like this, he would probably drink until midnight.
Xiong Da chuckled and said, "Brother Tian, take out your gift."
Tian Jing immediately clapped his hands, and then two stunning beauties walked in.
Beautiful women are common, and so are two beautiful beauties. However, it is not common for beautiful women to look exactly the same.
Tian Jing smiled at Li Shui and said, "These two are twins, less than half an hour apart. Tian bought them specially and dedicated them to the banished immortal. They are innocent, gentle and considerate. Don't worry, the banished immortal, these Both of them were still in bud, and had never been picked by anyone. After banishing the immortals and bringing them back, I looked around on the bed, as if I were seeing a mirror, which was very interesting, haha."
Li Shui lamented how powerful the six countries were, how extravagant and corrupt they were. I really must investigate this evil old society in depth and criticize it thoroughly.
Li Shui looked at the twins and saw them blushing and lowering their heads, looking very shy.
Li Shui looked at Tian Jing again, and suddenly felt that his old face was a bit off-putting.
Then, Li Shui said quietly, "What skills do they have?"
Tian Jing was stunned for a moment and said in confusion, "Skill"
He was a little confused about what skills a woman needs, especially such a stunning beauty. She should not be able to carry her on her shoulders or lift her with her hands, speak in a low voice, and be breathless after walking a few more steps. That would be interesting. Because such beauties did not originally exist for plowing fields or weaving. Their mission was to be placed at home as pleasing vases for their owners to play with at any time.
Seeing Tian Jing's silence, Li Shui was immediately disappointed and said, "He has no skills at all."
Tian Jing smiled dryly, "Does this beauty still need any skills?"
Li Shui said in embarrassment, "Unfortunately, the number of places in our Shangjun Villa is limited. A few days ago, there was a woman who was quite good-looking. She knelt in front of the door for several days, begging to be admitted to Shangjun's Villa as a slave. I never accepted it. promise."
"This woman is in love with Tietou. The two of them begged me together, but I didn't agree. It's just because she has no skills. After coming in, she will only be able to make ends meet."
Li Shui spread his hands to Tian Jing, "Look, if I take these two beauties back today, wouldn't that break the rules? How does Tietou see me, how do the craftsmen see me, how do the people of the world see me?"
Tian Jing is going crazy. How can there be such a person in the world who gives you a gift? You can just keep it. Why are there so many things?
For a moment, Tian Jing even doubted whether Li Shui was like Long Yang and preferred men to men but had no interest in women.
But when I thought about it again, I felt something was wrong. He had already found out clearly that Li Shui had collaborated with Li Xin to steal a beautiful maid from Chunyu Yue's mansion. Reading in 88, 23o
And this maid later stayed in Shang Jun's Courtyard and was never released again. It can be seen from this that Li Shui is a greedy person.
Xiong Da smoothed things over with a smile and said to Li Shui, "Brother Tian is sincere. He has spent a lot of effort to find these two beauties. Wanwang banished the immortal to save face and reluctantly accepted it. Look at these two people. , is so weak that it can’t eat much food.”
Li Shui sighed and said, "Not only do you have to eat, but you also have to wear clothes, and you also have to live in. The costs are huge. Do you think raising two people is like raising two pigs?"
Li Shui opened and closed his mouth and kept talking about money. Tian Jing suddenly felt something in his heart and said, "In this case, the expenses for these two beauties will be borne by Tian."
Li Shui's eyes lit up and he said, "That's okay."
Tian Jing almost cursed him for being so stingy. This is the first time I heard that you have to pay for living expenses when sending a beautiful woman.
Li Shui analyzed plausibly and said, "After I return, I will announce that these two beauties are guests at Shangjun Courtyard and are visiting me. All expenses will be borne by Brother Tian. Since they are guests, others will not have to pay for it." That’s said.”
Tian Jing chuckled, "That's good, that's good."
Li Shui turned around again and said to a craftsman, "Go back immediately and tell Tietou. We have two girls coming to our Shangjun Courtyard. Ask him to add two more bowls of water when he cooks porridge tonight."
Everyone in the room was speechless. Adding two more bowls of water is not adding two more bowls of rice. This is just to fill up the water.
Originally, the two beauties met Li Shui and found that he was young, promising and well-established, and they were still looking forward to it. But now they heard his words, and their faces showed a look of despair.
After the gifts were delivered, Tian Jing breathed a sigh of relief, and then he, Xiong Da, and Xiong Er worked hard to enhance the atmosphere of the banquet. But Li Shui always wanted to let the dog in his arms taste everything he ate, which kept the atmosphere from becoming lively.
Suddenly, Jing Fu said, "Why don't we send some dancing girls to add to the fun."
When Tian Jing heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Yes, there is a dancing girl."
Then he clapped his hands, and the musicians and dancers came in.
After the musician sat down, he began to play music, and the dancer began to dance gracefully.
Li Shui looked bored. If he didn't have to wait for Li Xin to finish eating, he would have left long ago.
At this time, a waiter came over. After placing the dishes on the table, you listened with your ears attentively, with a hint of ridicule on your face.
Tian Jing, who had been humiliated today, was already very sensitive. Now that he saw the guy's expression was wrong, he suddenly became suspicious and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
The guy said calmly, "It's nothing. I just think that the dancer's dance is beautiful, but as for the musician, it's a little bit behind."
As soon as these words came out, the musician in the corner almost became angry to death. In his excitement, his music became even more scattered.
Tian Jing was furious, reached out and grabbed the wine glass on the table, and wanted to hit the guy on the head. But Xiong Da, who was not far away, shouted loudly, "Brother Tian."
Tian Jing suddenly woke up. No, absolutely not. The guys from Shangjun Courtyard cannot be offended. For a slave plot, I was slapped twice. If I beat this person, will Huaiguzi use an excuse to fight me?
Tian Jing slowly put the wine glass on the table and asked, "You also know how to play music?"
The guy said, "I know a little bit, and I'm better than your musician."
Tian Jing turned to look at Li Shui, "Can you give this person a try so that he can open his eyes?"
Li Shui was bored to begin with, but when he heard someone crashing the place, he immediately became excited and nodded repeatedly.
The musician reluctantly handed the instrument to the waiter and stepped aside.
After the guy sat down, a smile appeared on his face again.
He is Mr. Gao. A few days ago, he sneaked into Xianyang, concealed his name, and worked as a food delivery boy in the Immortal Exile Tower.
Of course. His identity is just that of a temporary employee hired by Wang Laoshi, not a craftsman from Shangjun Courtyard.
However, this gave him an opportunity to get close to Li Shui.
After getting close to Li Shui, he will find a way to show off his unique skills. He has extraordinary talent in music. As long as he is given a chance, he will conquer Li Shui.
Li Shui, a man who flatters and serves the emperor, will definitely recommend himself to Ying Zheng. At that time, you can assassinate Qin in one fell swoop and become famous all over the world.
Mr. Gao thought for a while and then started playing music.
As soon as the music started playing, everyone in the room fell silent.
First, the musician opened his mouth and looked at Mr. Gao in shock, thinking, "This and this are so taller than me. Xianyang City is really a land of outstanding people. An ordinary guy is better than me." "
For a moment, the musician lost all hope and felt that his half-life study was worthless.
Tian Jing was equally shocked as he looked at Mr. Gao and saw how many strange people were gathered around Huaiguzi. How could even a food delivery guy have special skills?
Wei Zhang secretly thought, "How can an ordinary boy play such brilliant music? He must have stayed around the immortals all day long and been contaminated by the immortal energy. It is unfathomable."
As for Mr. Gao himself, he was completely immersed in the music. The voice was sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes clear, sometimes whimpering.
Just like his fate, the first half of his life flowed quietly, seemingly mediocre, but actually he was accumulating strength. When the time comes, just like a volcano erupting, a loud noise surges out, the sky collapses and the earth breaks apart, shocking the world.
When the song ended, Mr. Gao opened his eyes with satisfaction. Today, he performed exceptionally well and played even better than usual.
As for the other guests, they were stunned, as if they had not recovered from the wonderful music just now.
Jing Fu lost no time in praising, "The lingering sound lingered for three days without stopping. This is a genius. It's a pity to be a servant. I suggest that instead of banishing him as an immortal, it is better to take him back to banish him to immortality."
Halfway through Jing Fu's words, he realized something was wrong. Li Shui was closing his eyes and tilting his head. This posture and expression
Xiong Da reluctantly said, "Is it possible that the banished immortal was immersed in the beautiful music and has not come back to his senses?"
Before he finished speaking, Li Shui snored.
Mr. Gao almost overturned several cases. What? My music is so beautiful that you actually fell asleep.
At this time, Li Xin suddenly took out a piece of fairy paper from his body, wiped his mouth, and said, "Brother Huai, you've finished eating."
Li Shui suddenly woke up and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "Let's go after eating."
At this time, everyone discovered that there was another person who was not enjoying the music, and that was Li Xin, who had been immersed in eating and drinking.
Li Shui and Li Xin left. He seemed to have completely forgotten about Mr. Gao, and did not even look at him when he went out. He just told the craftsman not to forget to bring two beauties with him.
Mr. Gao sat blankly in the corner, feeling that he had been humiliated and humiliated in this life.
Zhou Qingchen, who had been silent until now, slowly stood up and said goodbye to everyone.
Zhou Qingchen started laughing as soon as he walked out of the room.
While laughing, he complained in his mind to the music of Exorcist Immortal. When Exorcist Immortal first entered the court, he didn't even know a few words. Ha ha
Jing Fu glanced at Mr. Gao helplessly, with a bitter smile.
Mr. Gao walked out silently without saying a word.
It turns out that it is very difficult to assassinate Qin.
As for Tian Jing, he sat there blankly, not knowing whether this meal was considered a success or whether it was the end of his feud with Li Shui.
In any case, today I showed weakness very thoroughly.
Xiong Da chuckled and said, "That's all, we are the only powerful people from Guandong left here. We just treat it as a banquet between the powerful people."
After saying this, everyone suddenly felt that this seemed to be the case. Now there were no outsiders, and everyone sympathized with each other, so the atmosphere became really warm.
Tian Jing and the Xiong brothers had a great conversation. Wei Zhang and Jing Fu, two powerful men at the bottom, also had a pleasant chat.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, when everyone was drinking happily, Tian Jia suddenly came up with a sad face.
Tian Jing asked in confusion, "What's the matter?"
Tian Jia said with a strange expression, "Master, the two beauties we sent were stopped at the gate of Shangjun Villa. They said that each of them had to pay a ticket of 100,000 yuan before they could enter."
Tian Jing suddenly changed his expression, "This is really unreasonable. Could it be that the craftsmen in Shangjun Courtyard have to pay 100,000 yuan to come in and out?"
Tian Jia said, "The gatekeeper said that others don't have to pay. But these two beauties are guests at Shangjun Courtyard. Since they are guests, they are not considered to be residents of Shangjun Courtyard."
"And the master agreed to support the expenses of these two beauties, so there was a craftsman waiting outside, asking the master to get money."
Tian Jing's veins were exposed and he almost broke his teeth. It took him a long time to squeeze out the two words "Give him." 11
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