Zhao Gao fell to the ground, frightening Hu Hai.
Hu Hai grabbed Zhao Gao's shoulders, shook him vigorously, and cried: "Master, Master."
Is Zhao Gao's reaction enough? You can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep.
Finally, Hu Hai paid the young eunuch a hundred coins and sent him away.
The young eunuch had no choice but to treat the business as neither profit nor loss. I originally thought that Hu Hai would not care about Zhao Gao when he was in such a miserable state, but he didn't know that the deep love between master and disciple would reach such an extent.
Hu Hai helped Zhao Gao in and went to call the doctor. At this time, Zhao Gao woke up by chance, and then said in a low voice: "Master, I made you laugh."
Hu Hai cried sincerely, and Zhao Gao was very relieved that at least there was someone in the world who truly cared about him.
Zhao Gao sighed and said to Hu Hai: "Master, let me sleep for a while."
Hu Hai agreed and exited.
Zhao Gao was lying on the low couch, his mood fluctuating. But soon, he fell asleep. After all, he was tortured all night and was really exhausted.
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Zhao Gao fell asleep, and so did Ji Nu and Tietou.
The two of them bought clothes with Qin Banliang given by Li Shui, took a bath, and combed their hair, and they both looked particularly energetic.
This kind of spirit makes them a little uncomfortable. There is no pudding in these clothes, so they look weird.
They found a bullock cart and walked slowly towards the theater.
Neither of them had ever ridden a bullock cart before, but now they did it once in a while and both felt extremely comfortable. The bumps on the road actually had a hypnotic effect, and both of them fell asleep.
When I woke up, the sun was already setting in the west. The two opened their sleepy eyes and found that the theater was already in front.
Tietou was surprised and said, "Does this old cow still know the road?"
Ji Nu said: "It seems that there is only one way from Shangjun's villa to the theater. Not surprising, not surprising."
Tietou said with emotion: "It turns out that riding in a bullock cart is like this. It's really enjoyable."
Ji Nu said: "It's really fun, but it's getting dark soon. Let's go into the city quickly, otherwise we'll have to sleep outside tonight."
Tietou laughed dryly and said, "How am I qualified to enter the city?"
Ji Nu was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that Tietou was an extremely poor man. There is really no qualification to enter the city.
So Tietou led the way, and the two of them quickly drove the cow into Tietou's village.
This village doesn’t even have a famous name. Just because there is a locust tree at the entrance of the village, it is called Dahuaishu Village.
In a village like this, the appearance of a cow is a big deal. What's more, the person who came back with the cow was the poorest Tietou in the village.
So since they entered the village, people have been watching, and many people were amazed and sighed.
Tietou felt a little disoriented and dizzy: Is this what a wealthy person feels like?
Ji Nu next to him was also very excited. He has been a slave in a powerful mansion for most of his life and has basically never gone out. I worked hard all day long and was looked down upon. Now seeing the envious looks of so many people, I suddenly got a little carried away.
At this time, a troublemaker asked: "Tietou, where did you get this cow?"
Tietou made a big statement: "This cow is naturally mine."
Tietou felt a little uneasy when he told this lie. But after seeing everyone's envious and jealous eyes, he fell in love with this feeling again.
Another villager said: "You can't rent it, right? I heard that everyone rents cattle near Xianyang, and it's very cheap."
Tietou blushed: "What rent? How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? This cow is mine. If you don't believe it, Brother Ji Nu can testify for me."
Ji Nu nodded and said, "Yes, this cow has an iron head."
In fact, the cow is not even rented, but borrowed from Shangjun Courtyard.
Someone asked again: "Tieniu, have you made a fortune outside?"
Tietou chuckled and said: "What does getting rich mean? To tell you the truth, the two of us were favored by the banished immortal and are now working as errands in Shang Jun's Courtyard."
After hearing Tietou's words, the villagers all sighed, and their envious eyes almost popped out.
Tietou felt very satisfied, so he drove the cow to his door.
After returning home, Tietou was a little dumbfounded. His house was bare and there was no fodder for the cattle. If you want to mow the grass on site, does it seem a bit pricey?
Ji Nu gave him an idea: "If you take off your old mat, wouldn't it just be straw?"
The iron-headed shabby mat is neither bamboo nor wood, but is indeed made of straw. Now it is dismantled and fed to the cows, which is quite appetizing.
It's just...the mats are removed, what will happen in the future?
Ji Nu said: "Tietou, you are here to propose marriage. After getting married, you will go to Shangjun's courtyard. By then, are you going to take this shabby mat with you? Not to mention that the villagers will laugh at you. Shangjun's farewell Where is the courtyard? It is the banished immortal dojo. Can your shabby mat be put in?"
Tietou nodded repeatedly after hearing this: "It makes sense, it makes sense. It's better to feed the cow today and feel rich."
So the two men began to tear down the mat.
After the demolition was completed, Tietou suddenly said: "Oh no, there are no mats, where will we sleep today?"
Ji Nu said: "How can you prevent thieves in your home with low courtyard walls? Even if you are allowed to sleep in the house, can you sleep soundly? We sleep in the bullock cart tonight. If someone comes to steal the cow, we will I woke up immediately.”
Tietou's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gave Ji Nu a thumbs up: "You are really smart."
Ji Nu chuckled, feeling a little proud.
The two men came out carrying the tattered mat and fed the cow. The villagers watched with admiration and heartache.
Many people are thinking: "Tietou, you are really rich. You are willing to feed the cattle with mats. Even if you give me the mats, I will cut the grass for you."
Everyone thought so, but no one said anything. After all...the mat is torn and can no longer be used. Then there is no need to be embarrassed.
Poor people also have dignity and need to save face.
After feeding the cows, Tietou took out a few more Qinbanliang and bought some food from the villagers.
Since you are pretending to be rich, you must pretend to be generous to the end. I won’t cook today.
The two of them ate and drank in the small courtyard, stroking their round bellies and walking around to eat.
The villagers sighed with emotion: "It's different after entering Shangjun Courtyard. It's lavish, it's really lavish. Who dares to eat like this in Dahuaishu Village? This kind of eating will be seen in rice jars in the second half of the year. Bottom."
After finishing their meal, some people began to ask how to enter Shangjun's courtyard.
Tietou knew a little about this and said: "In the early years, it was easier to enter Shangjun's Courtyard. But now it is a bit difficult."
"Either you have close relatives in Shangjun's Courtyard. For example, my uncle Cang Fu is the steward of Shangjun's Courtyard. Of course, I can enter Shangjun's Courtyard on my own merit."
"Either you have a skill. For example, Brother Ji Nu and I have real abilities, so we entered Shangjun Courtyard."
Tietou was talking lively when he suddenly turned his head and saw the neighbor's daughter listening attentively. He immediately became energetic.
He couldn't help but start bragging again, describing Shang Jun's Villa as a fairyland on earth, where the immortals could live forever, and ordinary people could live for hundreds of years after smelling the immortal energy.
The villagers all opened their mouths.
Huaiguzi was a banished immortal by His Majesty, and they had heard of this. If you put it this way, it seems that there is no problem in banishing immortals and immortality.
Someone couldn't help but ask: "Brother Tietou, can we enter Shangjun's courtyard? We are all fellow villagers. Can you beg for mercy from the banished immortal?"
Tietou coughed dryly: "Well..."
He was a little hesitant and thought he should agree because he didn't have that much energy. If you don't agree, it will appear that you are not capable enough.
Ji Nu next to him poked him, and then said calmly: "If you want to bring us, you can only bring your close relatives in. Although you and Tietou have a good relationship, they are not close relatives, so it will be a bit difficult."
When saying this, Ji Nu looked at the neighbor's daughter intentionally or unintentionally.
The daughter next door kept staring at Tietou, and suddenly thought of something, and she became very excited.
The neighbor's daughter hesitated for a moment and was about to step forward and say a few words to Tietou, but was taken away by her father.
The neighbor's daughter asked: "What to do?"
Her father's name is Ma Sheng. For several generations, our ancestors grew hemp and made hemp. Later, they simply took hemp as their surname.
Although this surname is not very noble, it is already very respectable compared to those villagers without surnames.
Therefore, hemp rope is still very proud in the village.
After he dragged his daughter home, he said earnestly: "Xiaohua, you must not associate with that iron head."
Xiaohua said to the hemp rope with some dissatisfaction: "Why? Now Tietou has a big future."
Ma Sheng sneered: "Great prospects? I'm afraid it will be a big disaster, right? It's all nonsense that an immortal can live forever and a man can live hundreds of years. What's more, when I came back from the city today, I saw a picture Notice.”
Xiaohua asked: "What notice?"
Ma Sheng said: "There is a noble man named Tian Jing in Qi. There is a slave in his family, named Ji Nu. A few months ago, Ji Nu escaped from home and seemed to be heading to Xianyang. County magistrates from various places have received The clerk is arresting this escaped slave."
Xiaohua was stunned for a moment and said: "He...is the Ji Nu who came back with Tietou?"
Ma Suang nodded: "Can this kind of escaped slave be a good person? Would he use such a person to banish an immortal? I think this Tietou has obviously made friends with bad people. His cow, his money, Their origins are unknown.”
Xiaohua said in horror: "Tietou, you are not a thief, are you?"
Ma Sheng sighed: "That must be the case. This Tietou usually seems to be honest, but I didn't expect him to be so bold. I just don't know if he will bring trouble to the village."
Xiaohua asked: "Then... what should we do?"
Ma Sheng said: "You must report it to the official. Otherwise, you will be punished if you don't report the information." Baidu reads the latest chapter of "I was a great stickman in the Qin Dynasty" and read it for free for the first time.
