Li Shui was completely speechless. Is this guy reincarnated as a starving ghost? How did he eat more than a hundred dumplings?
However, complaints are complaints, Li Shui still led his people and quickly found Tietou.
Two craftsmen were holding Tietou and patting his back continuously.
Tietou was confused and looked weak. Li Shui touched his belly, which was already as distended as a bulge.
At this time, there is no other way but to keep tapping, hoping to make him spit it out.
Li Shui looked at Cang Fu apologetically and said, "I wanted to give your nephew a fortune, but I didn't expect it to end up like this. I'm really sorry."
But Aangfu wiped his tears and said: "He ate so many dumplings before he died, I'm afraid he will die in peace."
Li Shui: "..."
After a while, Tietou finally vomited it out and his whole body recovered.
Only then did Aangfu wipe away his tears, and punched and kicked Tietou. While beating him, he cursed: "You are a disgraceful thing."
Tietou didn't dare to fight back and squatted on the ground holding his head. Li Shui originally wanted to pull Cang Fu away, but found that Cang Fu was old and didn't have much strength when hitting people, so he didn't bother to pull him away.
In fact, Aoi got tired after a few beatings, and the rest was just a scolding.
Seeing that Tietou had almost digested it, Li Shui called him over with a smile and said, "Although the dumplings are delicious, they also require a long flow of water."
Tietou looked embarrassed and nodded in agreement.
Li Shui brought the iron head to the pot again and said, "This thing is called an iron pot. Now let me tell you how it is made and how to use it to cook."
Tietou naturally had no doubts about the order to banish the immortal and listened very seriously.
In fact, the principle of making an iron pot is not complicated, and with Tietou's IQ, it is completely understandable.
After the explanation, Li Shui called Niu Dao over again and asked him to make up a set of words for Tietou. For example, by chance, the iron pot was invented. Then I asked Tietou to memorize the words again.
Soon, everything is ready.
Tietou suddenly said a little uneasily: "This iron pot was invented by the Immortal, but I went to get the patent. This... seems a little wrong."
Li Shui smiled slightly and said: "I just gave a direction. The actual ability to make this pot is the credit of Miss Zhu."
Tietou had never spoken to women in his entire life. She blushed when she saw the neighbor's daughter, let alone Xiangli Zhu.
He suddenly said uneasily: "Anyway, I didn't make this iron pot. I...I can't ask for this patent."
Xianglizhu smiled and said: "You don't have to worry about it. There are many such patents to banish immortals, and he doesn't care about this one. As for me... it doesn't matter."
Li Shui also said: "Yes, when you come to Shangjun Villa in the future, you will naturally bring the patent with you. We are all one family, why should we share it with each other?"
Tietou glanced at Cang Fu cautiously, and when he saw Cang Fu nodded slightly, he agreed with a grateful expression.
After calming down Tietou, it was almost dark.
Li Shui called Wu Jiao over and said: "Tomorrow is the time for the court meeting, and I have to go to court. It is estimated that in the court hall, His Majesty will talk about the abolition of the patent office. Therefore, I want you to come with me as soon as dawn I went to the city with my iron head and applied for the patent for the iron pot early. In this way, I can talk freely in the court and protect the patent law."
Wu Jiao nodded: "Don't worry, sir. As soon as there are results, I will immediately go to the palace to report."
Li Shui nodded. After explaining everything, he went to bed.
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The next day, before dawn, Wu Jiao set off with Tietou.
Arriving at the foot of Xianyang City, Wu Jiao whispered: "The city gate will open in a while. You go in first and wait for me inside. I will arrive soon. Try not to let anyone see you and I walking together."
Tietou agreed: "The villain knows."
Last night, Tietou had understood what was going on. He knew that today he would play the role of a master among the people, a master who had nothing to do with Shangjun Courtyard.
At this moment, the Xianyang City Gate slowly opened. Tietou carried the pot on his back and hurried in.
The soldiers guarding the city looked at Tietou in confusion and looked at each other: "What's behind him? Has the turtle become a spirit?"
After Tietou entered the city, he found a corner and squatted down. At this time, there were already Xianyang people coming and going on the street.
Tietou looked at the people of Xianyang with some fear and hid his patched sleeves.
A quarter of an hour later, Wujiao arrived. He didn't seem to know Tietou, and didn't even look at him. But when he passed by him, Wujiao coughed lightly.
Tietou understood and followed Wujiao from a distance.
Soon after, Wu Jiao arrived at the patent office, then turned half a circle and sat down in a tavern across the street.
Tietou, carrying the pot on his back, walked to the yamen gate cautiously and shouted: "Villain... villain... patent."
He was so nervous that his voice was hoarse and his words were incoherent.
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At the same time, Li Shui also entered the political hall.
Today's court meeting is very boring, or in other words, today's court meeting is normal. What is being discussed are all kinds of policy policies.
The courtiers had a vague illusion that they had returned to the time when Li Shui had not entered the court.
Immediately afterwards, they started to look forward to it, hoping that Li Shui would cause some trouble so that they could watch the excitement.
Finally, after talking about the business, several courtiers stood up and suggested that His Majesty abolish the patent office.
These people are Zhao Gaoshuoguo's only remaining loyalists.
Ying Zheng had already agreed to this proposal in his heart, and today he just announced it and confirmed it again.
However, before he could speak, Li Shui stood up and said: "I believe that there are many talented people in Great Qin, and the patent method is definitely not targeted at me. Your Majesty, please give me one day's grace. If there is no more patent application today, we will It’s not too late to abolish it.”
Ying Zheng was slightly startled, looked at Li Shui and said, "Did someone apply for a patent today?"
Li Shui gritted his teeth and said, "Before entering the Council Hall, I heard from Wu Jiao that some people have already entered the patent office."
Ying Zheng said: "Okay, then wait for one more day."
In fact, Wujiao hasn't come to report the situation yet, but Li Shui feels that this matter is probably a certainty, so he first stabilizes Ying Zheng.
At this time, Zhao Gao suddenly said: "Master Huai, are you trying to deceive? Your Majesty, I want to go to the patent office to see if there really is such a person."
Several courtiers nodded.
Li Shui sneered in his heart: "If I had known you were going to do this, I would have already made arrangements."
Ying Zheng thought for a while and said, "Well, the court meeting is over. I am also very curious about what magical things our people in Qin have made. I will also go out of the palace to see."
Zhao happily agreed. Li Shui also happily agreed.
While waiting for Ying Zheng to change clothes, Wu Jiao entered the palace. When he saw Li Shui, he nodded, meaning everything went well. Li Shui immediately felt relieved.
Ying Zheng left the palace incognito this time, which was faster. Otherwise, if you follow the etiquette, you will not be able to get out of the palace even if you spend a whole day.
There were more than a hundred guards and several carriages. Ying Zheng sat in one of them and arrived outside the palace.
Anyway, the patent office is not far from the palace gate. If the horse really wants to run, it will only take a few breaths.
When the group of people arrived outside the patent office, Tietou had not left yet. The clerk in the patent office was reading a document to him.
There's no way, Tietou is illiterate, so that's fine. He can't understand many of Wen Zou Zou's words. The clerk could only read one sentence and explain another sentence.
One of the courtiers laughed and said, "How can such a stupid person obtain a patent? The threshold for this patent office is very low."
Zhao Teng next to him looked a little unhappy after hearing this.
He called the clerk out and asked, "What is this man's name? What patent is he applying for?"
The clerk replied respectfully: "This man's name is Tietou, and he is from the theater. I brought an iron pot today, which is interesting."
Zhao Teng frowned: "Iron pot? What is this?"
However, after staying in the patent office for a long time, Zhao Teng also knows that patents are like this. When facing new things, you can't criticize them just because you don't understand them.
He thought for a while and asked the clerk: "Call this man out and ask him a few words."
The clerk agreed and went to call someone.
After Tietou came out, he saw many people wearing silk and satin, long crowns, and beards, and he immediately became nervous. He knew that these people were definitely noble people.
Soon, Tietou found Li Shui among these people, and he felt happy. Immediately afterwards, he realized that he must not let anyone know that he was related to Shangjun Courtyard, so he lowered his head again.
Ying Zheng asked pleasantly: "What is the magic use of your iron pot? Can it open our eyes?"
Tietou responded and hurriedly started to light the fire.
Fortunately, he didn't know that the person speaking was the current emperor, otherwise, he would have been scared to death by now.
The courtiers saw him lighting a fire and setting up a pot, and then took out some vegetable leaves. They all laughed and said, "It turns out they are used for cooking."
Tietou felt that they were laughing at him. Fortunately, he had been ridiculed too much in his life, so he didn't care.
After the pot was hot, Tietou opened the clay pot, scooped out a spoonful of lard, and poured it into the iron pot.
"Hot the pot, cold oil..." Tietou silently recited the steps Li Shui taught him, then put in the chopped green onions, and then...
The courtiers smelled a strange fragrance, which they had never experienced before. Some people sniffed involuntarily.
But after sniffing, the courtier felt very embarrassed. They are high-ranking ministers. They shouldn't be so interested in something created by an ignorant Guizhou leader. Wouldn't that be chaos?
So the courtiers all deliberately kept a straight face, showing their disdain for the iron pot.
Another Confucian scholar said: "We, the Central Plains, are a country of etiquette. Confucius said: A gentleman has nothing to fight for, and he will shoot. He bows and gives way to rise, and he drinks from the bottom. It is a gentleman who fights. This is the temperament of a humble gentleman. And this iron The things made in the pot have a strong smell and are a bit too sharp. If they are sharp, they won’t last long, so I don’t want them.”
Everyone nodded.
By this time, a plate of vegetables had been fried. Tietou put it in several bowls.
The courtiers looked at the cooking inside and sneered. Everyone criticized him.
Although this criticism was not directed at Zhao Teng, Zhao Teng felt very unhappy: Isn't this a scolding for my poor vision in the patent office?
He took the initiative to pick up a bowl, took a bite, and was shocked.
Ying Zheng asked curiously: "How?"
Zhao Teng took another bite and sighed: "If there is a steamed bun at this time, I will die without regrets."
Li Shui thought to himself: "Zhao Teng is quite expert."
One Confucian scholar was a little dissatisfied and said, "Master Zhao, this is too exaggerated. Wouldn't it be ridiculous to die for a plate of food?"
He also picked up a bowl and took a bite. Then, I couldn't help but take a bite, and then, I couldn't help but take a bite...
Zhao Teng asked with a smile: "How?"
The Confucian scholar hesitated.
Zhao Teng said: "Duplicity is the crime of deceiving the emperor. Brother, you better think about it before talking."
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