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I heard Li Shui say lightly again, "Bamboo, the bamboo shoots can be used for eating, the trunk can be used as a bamboo gun, the branches and leaves can be bundled into brooms, and the bamboo slices can be made into bamboo slips, or they can be polished round and smooth for use in the toilet."
"When did bamboo carry the thoughts of ancient sages and sages? It was nothing more than making bamboo slips and engraved with the words of ancient sages and sages."
"So before words are engraved on it, bamboo is still bamboo. It can be used for toileting or dug up for eating."
"In the same way, fairy paper was just a piece of paper before the words of ancient saints and sages were written on it. You can use it for reading, you can use it for toileting, and you can even cut it into clothes and wear it on your body."
"Ministers, why are you so tolerant of bamboo but so harsh on fairy paper?"
The courtiers were speechless.
Ying Zheng said calmly, "Okay, that's the end of the fairy paper discussion. The main purpose of the court meeting is to discuss government affairs."
This matter has indeed come to an end. It is indeed inappropriate to talk about going to the toilet in the Assembly Hall.
After the court meeting ended, Li Shui was the first to leave the political hall. Without him, I am worried that the courtiers will argue with him again.
Who wants to talk about a toilet? Do you still want to eat?
When leaving the palace, Li Xin suddenly asked, "Brother Huai, you talked so eloquently in the court today that the courtiers were speechless. However, Xiangli Zhu was also puzzled a few days ago, why didn't you take this Are you going to argue with her?"
Li Shui looked Li Xin up and down and said, "Brother Li, how many years have you been married? You don't understand this? Women, don't reason with them. Just listen to what they say. Do you think Can you talk better than her? Then she will never be done with you."
Li Xinru was struck by lightning and stood there for a long time, muttering to himself, "No wonder, no wonder. So that's the truth."
He hugged Li Shui and said, "Brother Huai, I have to take the first step."
Afterwards, Li Xin galloped towards his mansion on horseback. It seemed that he couldn't wait to test Li Shui's theory.
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Li Shui was not in a hurry. He rode his horse and staggered back to Shang Jun's Villa.
Cang Fu came up to us and said, "The Immortal Arts Class has been open for a few days. More and more people are coming to learn Immortal Arts, and the money earned is literally hundreds of millions."
Li Shui nodded with satisfaction and said to Cang Fu, "Thank you for your hard work these days. Go back to the accounting office, collect a few million dollars, and buy some wine."
Cano was so excited that he burst into tears.
He looked at Li Shui's back and thought silently in his heart, "Am I dreaming these days?"
Li Shui didn't know what Cang Fu was thinking. He wandered around Shang Jun's courtyard and met Xiangli Zhu.
Xiangli Zhuzheng walked out of a small courtyard furtively.
Li Shui asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
Xiangli Zhu said calmly, "I want to find that expert. ⊙√八⊙√八⊙√Read ⊙√, 2●3o≥"
Li Shui was a little helpless, "Then I wish you success as soon as possible. However, how is the research on the fairy paper going?"
Xianglizhu said, "I found that paper made from different materials has different properties. I am currently planning to make a paper that is thick in texture, has a smooth surface, does not scatter when exposed to ink, and does not deform when exposed to moisture. If this paper can Once it’s made, you won’t have to use expensive silk for painting in the future.”
Li Shui nodded with satisfaction and suggested, "Perhaps you can also make a soft paper. The current paper is not comfortable enough."
When Xiangli Zhu heard this, he immediately glared at Li Shui. Li Shuigan laughed and said, "The ancient sages and sages also want future generations to live a comfortable life, don't they?"
After saying this, Li Shui ran away.
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"Comfortable? Can comfort bring great order to the world? Can comfort bring back the era of Yao and Shun? Mencius said that when heaven is about to assign a great responsibility to a person, he must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, and deplete his body before he can do it. It disturbs what he does, so his heart and forbearance are tempted, and he has benefited what he could not do."
Chunyu Yue sat in the mansion and criticized Li Shui.
He firmly believes in a saying, live in sorrow and die in happiness. Li Shui used fairy paper to go to the toilet today. It seemed like a trivial matter, but in fact it contained huge hidden dangers.
In the past, when King Zhou of Shang Dynasty first came to the throne, he also worked hard to govern. But suddenly one day, King Zhou began to eat with ivory chopsticks.
The sage Jizi suddenly became worried and said, "If you eat with ivory chopsticks today, you will need a rhinoceros jade cup to match it tomorrow. With ivory chopsticks and rhinoceros jade cups, can you still eat simple meals? You must have fine clothes and fine food. With fine clothes and jade cups, can you still eat simple meals?" Can we still live in a hut if we don’t have enough food? We must build palaces. If this happens, we will definitely be extravagant and lustful, and be violent and capricious. The great merchants may be in danger of collapse."
What happened next confirmed Jizi's judgment.
In Chun Yuyue's opinion, the toilet paper in Li Shui's hand was simply the chopsticks of King Zhou of Shang Dynasty. If no measures are taken, Great Qin will become Great Shang.
Ever since, Chunyu Yue began to write memorials to the emperor.
Halfway through writing, he suddenly felt some pain in his stomach, so Chunyu Yue went to the toilet.
After some release, he naturally took out the bamboo pieces.
In the past, these bamboo pieces were used as they were used. But today in the court, Li Shui's words left Chunyu Yue with a psychological shadow.
Using fairy paper is a blasphemy to the saints and sages, so does using bamboo slices also blaspheme the saints and sages?
Chunyu Yue hesitated for a long time, but finally decided to use it first. After all... my legs are numb.
Unexpectedly, when Chunyu Yue came out of the toilet, he felt uncomfortable, especially his buttocks, which had a dull pain and made him restless. So he lay down on the couch and called the doctor.
After looking at it, the doctor said with some concern, "I have already seen this disease, sir. This disease is called hemorrhoids, and some people also call it hemorrhoids."
Chunyu Yue asked, "What is this hemorrhoid?"
The doctor said, "This disease is caused by prolonged sitting, uncleanness, anxiety, or lack of sleep. Over time, a fleshy mass will develop in the affected area. It will bleed when cut and painful when touched. It will gradually increase in size and turn into hemorrhoids."
Chunyu Yue asked worriedly, "Is this disease an ulcer?"
The doctor said, "Don't worry, sir, this disease is very different from ulcers. After the onset of this disease, it only increases the pain, and there is no risk to life."
Chunyu Yue frowned and asked, "Do you have a cure?"
The doctor shook his head and said, "I have been practicing medicine for more than thirty years, and I have never seen anyone who can be cured of this disease. Fortunately, your illness is just an early onset. As long as you pay attention to your care, you can recover without treatment."
Chunyu Yue breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Then how should we recuperate?"
The doctor said, "Don't sit for a long time, don't think too much. Get up and lie down regularly, and clean yourself frequently. If you can do these things, the disease can be cured without medicine. In addition... Bamboo slices are hard, and cleaning with this thing is the most harmful to the body." Adults can try silk cloth.”
Chunyu Yue was shocked, "Using silk cloth to go to the toilet? That's too extravagant."
The doctor said, "Your Majesty, your health is important. In normal times, that's fine. Now that there are signs of illness, if you don't be careful, even a thousand pieces of cloth can't cure it."
Chunyu Yue nodded and ordered the doctor to be sent away.
In the middle of the night, Chunyu Yue felt another pain in his stomach, and had no choice but to go to the toilet again.
He hesitated inside for a long time, until his legs were sore and numb, and he couldn't hold it in any longer, so he shouted, "Go get me some papers."
The servant thought he heard wrongly, "Sir, do you want...paper?"
Chunyu Yue said angrily, "Otherwise? Do you really want to use cloth?"
The servant agreed, and after a moment, he brought in some paper.
Chunyu Yue sighed and tried it out. Suddenly I couldn't help but sigh, "This Huaiguzi knows how to enjoy it."
Using paper is really comfortable. But Chunyu Yue felt very uncomfortable.
For several days, doctors came to check Chunyu Yue. The final conclusion was that although the disease had not fully recovered, it was under control.
The doctor told Chun Yuyue not to slack off, but to insist on cleaning with soft silk and other objects.
Chunyu Yue felt that his body was no longer uncomfortable, but in order to avoid delaying his illness, he could only continue to use paper.
As a result, on the fourth day, two colleagues came. These two men were also Confucian scholars. They wrote a memorial to impeach Huaiguzi, hoping that Chunyu Yue could jointly submit the memorial.
Chunyu Yue read it again and found that Huai Guzi was accused of using fairy paper to go to the toilet. A good idea was proposed in the memorial.
He said that he suggested that everyone use bamboo pieces to go to the toilet and use fairy paper to write in the future. In this way, each performs his or her duties, and the thoughts of the ancient sages will not be tarnished.
Chunyu Yue looked embarrassed and said hesitantly, "The fairy paper belongs to Huaiguzi. We don't have to worry about how he uses it, right?"
The two Confucian scholars looked at Chunyu Yue in shock and said, "Master Chunyu, you don't... also agree to use fairy paper to use the toilet, do you?"
These words made Chunyu Yue very hurt. He picked up his pen and wrote his name on it with great determination. Then he said righteously, "How can I join forces with Huaiguzi?"
The two Confucian scholars immediately breathed a sigh of relief, then smiled happily, said goodbye and left.
Chunyu Yue looked at their backs, thinking about the names he had written on the memorial against his will, and felt very anxious in his heart.
What should I do if people find out that I am secretly using toilet paper? Will his reputation be ruined? It is extremely sad to lose your reputation on a piece of toilet paper.
Chunyu Yue regretted in his heart, "It's so good, why do I feel that I have become inhuman, ghost or ghost?"
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In Zhao Gao's mansion, Zhao Gao was drinking with Zhao Cheng.
Zhao Cheng said, "Since I have been idle at home, I have selected a group of people for my use. Today I secretly ordered those people to enter Shangjun's courtyard to learn the magic of immortality. When they return from their studies, I, the Zhao family, can also sell No more fairy wine and steamed buns. Brother, there is no need to waste money at Shangjun Courtyard."
Zhao Gao hummed and asked, "How are they learning?"
Zhao Cheng sighed and said, "It was Cang Fu who taught them. This Cang Fu is very old and speaks very slowly. It has been more than ten days, and they have not learned the real skills yet. Spending money every day is like running water, and I feel very sad." "
"What's even more annoying is that Huaiguzi announced that all new entrants in the future will undergo some kind of military training. The euphemistic name is that the Qin Dynasty built its country on farming and fighting. The ability to lead troops to fight must not be left behind."
"And this military training can be regarded as learning magic. It's the same as ten thousand dollars per hour. It's simply unreasonable."
Zhao Gao said slowly, "It doesn't matter if you spend money. I, Mrs. Zhao, have money. I only want his magic."
Zhao Cheng patted his chest and promised, "It's coming soon. In a few days, they will definitely be able to learn and come back."
Zhao Gao hummed and asked again, "Have you learned the art of papermaking?"
Zhao Cheng shook his head in confusion, "Not yet. It is said that the paper-making yard is strictly guarded and no one can approach it. However... Huaiguzi intends to authorize him to make paper. Why don't my brother find an opportunity and spend a lot of money to buy the authorization. By then, the secret of papermaking will be clear.”
Zhao Gao sighed, "So what if it's clear? With patent protection, we can't copy it."
Zhao Cheng analyzed that "obtaining authorization has two major benefits. First, even if Li Shui has to be given a large sum of money, the papermaking should still make a lot of profit. Second, after one year, the ban will be lifted. Others want We have to learn from scratch, and I, Mrs. Zhao, am already extremely proficient in papermaking and can make a lot of paper in no time.”
Zhao Gao nodded, "Okay, find someone to buy his license. However, don't reveal that it was me, Mrs. Zhao, who did it."
Zhao Cheng nodded, "Brother, don't worry, I know what's going on."
Zhao Gao looked at him and said nothing, but he was thinking in his heart, "I hope you really know it this time." 11 Friends who read books, you can search "Blue Chinese Network" to find this website immediately oh.
