When Wu Tong first came to Shanyu's court, Shatili was eager to kill him. Touman Chanyu was polite and friendly to him.
Unexpectedly, everything turned around in a short period of time. Touman Shanyu shouted to be beaten and killed, but Shatilie tried his best to stop him.
Finally Touman Shanyu stopped panting. It's not that he doesn't want to kill Wu Tong, it's just that he can't.
With Sha Tilie objecting here, no one else dared to take action against Wu Tong. As a Shanyu, he could only wield the knife himself. But he was stopped by Shatilie again, and Shatilie was too strong.
Satile, since he was castrated, has excessive energy every day and lives a very regular life. There were no entertainment options, so I had to go to bed early and get up early, dance with the gun and stick, and work hard.
This was the first time that Touman Chanyu discovered that his son was actually very strong and somewhat like a warrior.
Touman Chanyu stopped panting and said to Sha Tilie: "Why are you protecting this Qin man? Even if Liu Er slanders you in Xianyang, so what? I, the Huns, won't care."
The Huns often plundered the Central Plains, and Sha Tilie owed money to the Qin people and refused to pay back. Not only did the Huns not feel ashamed, but they felt that their King Zuoxian was very capable.
However, Shatilie knew in his heart that what Liu Er wanted to publicize was definitely not the matter of owing money, but the matter of being castrated.
So Shatilie racked his brains to think of reasons how to save Wu Tong.
At the critical moment, his poor IQ finally broke out and he came up with a way. So he pointed at Wu Tong and said, "Quickly tell me why I can't kill you."
Shatilie was a little proud. My IQ is not good enough. You, a cunning Qin man, can always find a reason to come, right?
Wu Tong wiped the cold sweat on his head and thought: "Think of a reason, why the Huns can't kill me? The Huns are not afraid of embarrassment, and the reason of not paying back debts and bad reputation cannot be used. But... these The Huns seem to have the intention to attack the Qin Dynasty, can I take advantage of it?"
So Wu Tong made an expression as if he was risking his own life and said: "Wu's death is certainly insignificant. But it would be bad if it ruins the Shanyu's important task of conquering the world."
Touman Shanyu was a little confused: "Killing you, a nobody, has nothing to do with conquering the world?"
Wu Tong said: "I, the people of the Qin Dynasty, have been filled with admiration for King Zuo Xian since I saw him. I only regret that I was born in the wrong place, not in the north, but under the rule of King Zuo Xian."
"Now the power of King Zuo Xian is at its peak in Da Qin, comparable to that of Yao and Shun. If King Zuo Xian is interested in the future, he can personally lead an army to attack Da Qin. By then, all the counties in Da Qin will definitely be on the lookout. And surrender."
"Not only must we surrender, but we must also sincerely support King Zuo Xian. By then, the Huns will be the masters of the Central Plains. Every day they wear silk, drink fairy wine, and listen to the songs of the singers. The sound is endless and lingers around the beams for three days. Watch. The dancer dances, her waist is too thin to be held, and her skin is as good as snow.”
Speaking of excitement, Wu Tong himself started to swallow his saliva.
As for the Hun nobles, their hearts beat faster when they heard it, and some of them were so angry that they almost had nosebleeds.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Tong sighed again and said: "However, if I kill my sister-in-law Liu Er, I will definitely publicize it in Xianyang City. Within three days, Xianyang, Guanzhong, and even the entire Daqin will know about this. .”
"The people of the Central Plains value their trustworthiness the most. If you know that King Zuo Xian will not repay his debts, you will be greatly disappointed. By then, if the Xiongnu army comes again, the Qin people will probably resist."
"So, there was a big battle, with rivers of blood flowing and corpses strewn all over the fields. Whether the Central Plains can be conquered or not, I don't know, the Xiongnu must be seriously injured. If Donghu takes the opportunity to attack the Xiongnu, the consequences will be disastrous."
The Hun nobles all nodded their heads.
Wu Tong said: "So, I will exchange a thousand good horses and ten thousand cattle and sheep for the entire Qin Dynasty. This is a very good deal. As long as King Zuo Xian sends the cattle and sheep as promised, the people of Qin will definitely appreciate it when they hear about it. . I think King Zuo Xian is a man of his word. By that time, I am afraid that there will be no need for the Xiongnu to raise troops, and the governor of Da Qin will open the city gates and surrender."
Touman Chanyu looked at Sha Tilie and asked hesitantly: "People of Qin, do you really admire me, the Huns, so much? But why are there frequent frictions between the two sides at the border?"
Shatilie didn't know how to answer. He couldn't help cursing in his mind: "This Wu Tong's speech is too exaggerated. My father is not an idiot. He has already become suspicious."
Wu Tong also saw that something was wrong, and coughed quickly and said: "This statement is wrong. The people of Qin admire not the Huns, but King Zuo Xian. If King Zuo Xian takes over the Central Plains, the Qin people will do great things." Welcome. If it were anyone else...hehe."
When Touman Shanyu heard this, he couldn't help but nodded. This is the right number.
Shatilie also breathed a sigh of relief, took a sneak look at Shan Yu, and found that his father seemed to be more satisfied with him. He couldn't help but feel excited: This Shan Yu's position seemed to be stable.
Wu Tong struck while the iron was hot and said: "Today the Chanyu handed over a thousand good horses and ten thousand cattle and sheep to buy a virtuous name for King Zuo Xian. When the Huns take over the Central Plains, they can find a crime at any time and kill Liu Er. Bring back the cattle and sheep.”
"Calculating it this way, Liu Er helped the king raise cattle and sheep for several months in vain. The king saved food and grass, which is a huge profit."
The more Touman Chanyu thought about it, the more he realized that this was the case. I couldn't help but say, "Fortunately, my husband gave me some clever advice. Otherwise, I would have almost missed this God-given opportunity."
Wu Tong wiped the cold sweat on his head and laughed.
Touman Shanyu quickly ordered people to collect thousands of good horses and countless cattle and sheep, and gave them to Wu Tong. He ordered him to take them back to Xianyang immediately and hand them over to Liu Er. He must not miss the reputation of King Zuo Xian.
Wu Tong naturally agreed.
Shanyu Wangting, this is a place of right and wrong. Wu Tong didn't have the guts to stay here any longer. The nights were long and he had many dreams, so he had better run away as soon as possible.
He took his people, drove cattle and sheep, and walked all the way to the south.
Shatilie looked at Wu Tong's back and sighed in his heart: "This messenger is very eloquent. At first, I thought this person was a businessman because of his exaggerated speech and philistine expression. Now it seems that is not the case. This person is probably a clever lobbyist who deliberately disguised himself as a businessman. Could it be that this is a famous political strategist in the Central Plains?"
After Wu Tong had gone far away, Touman Chanyu suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted: "Oh no, no, no, we've missed a big event. Hurry, gather a troop of troops and chase the Qin envoy immediately."
Shatilie's face turned pale when he heard this, and he asked nervously: "Father, why is this?"
Touman Shanyu said: "His group of merchants only has a few dozen people. But he brings so many cattle and sheep. What if Donghu gets the news and robs them? Quickly bring a group of people to protect them along the way. Until we enter Qin."
Shatilie breathed a sigh of relief. He quickly selected a brave general and led three thousand troops to chase Wu Tong.
After sending Wu Tong away, the god of plague, Shatilie relaxed.
Suddenly, he realized that he was a blessing in disguise. After Wu Tong made such a fuss. His father knew about his filial piety and had no doubts about his prestige in Great Qin.
This next Shanyu must be his own.
Satile was very excited and wanted to celebrate. But...how to celebrate?
When he saw the wine now, he thought of the fairy wine, and his mood instantly fell to the bottom.
When he saw the beautiful woman now, he felt like he had more than enough energy but not enough energy, and his mood instantly fell to the bottom.
That’s all, let’s study eating.
Shatilie returned to his tent with a gloomy look.
Touman Shanyu looked at the back of his beloved son and nodded with satisfaction: "Neither sad nor happy, calm and generous. This son is good!"
Wu Tong was escorted by the Huns all the way and slowly walked towards Da Qin. And this money-greedy guy was not in a hurry to go back after leaving the Shan Yu's court. Instead, he went a little further and went to the nearby Xiongnu tribe, did some business, and made a lot of money.
At the same time, the second wave of envoys sent by Li Shui had arrived at the court of Shan Yu.
These envoys were all selected by Li Xin from the army. They were strong, shrewd and capable. They had fought at the border for many years and were familiar with the Huns' terrain.
These people were here to deliver messages. Unlike Wu Tong who was doing business along the way and stopped and walked, they rode fast horses and galloped day and night.
Therefore, although the second wave of envoys set off late, they arrived at Shan Yu's court with Wu Tong.
Touman Chanyu was surprised when he heard that another envoy from the Qin Dynasty had come.
Wu Tong left a good impression on him, so he went out to greet him personally.
The envoy took out the letter from his body and said: "The Great Qin banished the Immortal, the Chief of the Right Concubine, the Order of the Immortal Chamber, the Doctor, and Lord Huaiguzi have specially ordered me to come and pay homage to King Zuo Xian."
Touman Shanyu smiled with joy: "So many people sent you here? My son is really prestigious in Daqin."
The messenger grinned and handed over the letter.
Touman Shanyu said: "That's all, you can read it for me."
The messenger opened the letter and read: "Brother Sha, I miss Xianyang so much after seeing you farewell. How are you doing? Brother Sha still always remembers the grand event that day at the top of Zhongnan Mountain, when Brother Sha prayed for Touman Chanyu and the Great Huns. .”
"That day, you, I, and Liu Er worked together to pray to the sky on Zhongnan Mountain. Brother Sha laid down Tailao, five thousand pig heads, five thousand cow heads..."
Touman Shanyu was dumbfounded. He slowly turned his head and looked at Shatilie in disbelief: "You...are you still praying at Zhong Nanshan?"
Shatilie wished he could split the locust grains into pieces: "Is this the end of the world?"
But thinking about the threat of castration, Shatilie could only hold his nose and admit it. He lowered his head and said: "I...I heard that immortals often appear in Zhong Nanshan. Praying there is more effective."
The surrounding Hun nobles all advised Shan Yu: "Forget it, let the people from the Central Plains raise these cattle and sheep for us for a few months. What's wrong with saving a lot of fodder?"
Touman Shanyu nodded, waved his hand, and asked people to prepare the cattle and sheep.
Shatilie looked at the south, a little on the verge of tears. This Huaiguzi is really greedy. In one day, two groups of people came.
Once or twice, I can still get past it, but what should I do if it takes a long time? Huashan today, Zhong Nanshan tomorrow. There are tens of thousands of peaks, large and small, in the Central Plains.
In fact... Shatilie wronged Li Shui. When Li Shui wrote the letter, he simply forgot which mountain he wrote about last time, so he casually made up Zhong Nanshan.
If Li Shui was more serious and wrote Huashan as usual, maybe Shatilie could explain that it was the same blessing.
But... there is nothing I can do. Now that things have come to this, I can only blame Shatilie for his bad luck. Go to Baidu to read the latest chapter of "I was a great hero in the Qin Dynasty" for free as soon as possible.
