Li Shui and Li Xin were brought to Ying Zheng. Since they were on tour incognito, the grand ceremony of kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times was not necessary. The two of them just bowed.
Ying Zheng pointed at Shatilie in the wine shop: "How will you end this matter?"
Li Shui said: "The Huns are humiliating themselves, so why should I worry?"
Ying Zheng frowned and asked, "Are you sure?"
Li Shui said: "Of course."
Chun Yuyue next to him sneered: "Master Huai, you won't look back until you hit the south wall."
Li Shui looked at Chunyu Yue, then at Fusu beside him and the Confucian scholars following him. Suddenly enlightened, he said: "No wonder His Majesty went out on patrol incognito today. It turns out that someone filed a complaint against me."
Fusu's face turned cold: "You are here to lie and cheat, why don't you allow others to give honest advice?"
Li Shui sighed: "Master said that I was cheating. Do you have any evidence? If there is no evidence, it is a false accusation."
Fusu pointed at Shatilie and said: "When he drinks this glass of wine, there will be evidence. A glass of fake wine can be sold for 100,000 yuan. How many people have been deceived? Mr. Huai, in the dead of night, ask yourself, aren't you ashamed?" "
Li Shui said: "In the imperial court, there are many Confucian scholars who are boastful, unrealistic, and ruin the country with empty talk. They receive the salary of the imperial court, but they are the troublemakers in the imperial court. If they are not ashamed, what should I be ashamed of? "
Fusu's face turned red with anger and he cursed: "Vulgar."
Ying Zheng asked Li Shui: "You have made a lot of money selling wine, what are you going to do?"
Li Shui said: "I plan to buy some materials to refine the elixir."
The Confucian scholars almost cursed: "Using the elixir as an excuse again?"
Ying Zheng said: "Refining the elixir, the palace will help you. You don't need to waste your energy on selling wine."
Li Shui said: "Refining the elixir requires huge materials, takes a long time, and consumes a lot of money. If I can find the materials myself, I won't bother the palace. Firstly, it is easy to attract criticism from villains. Secondly, I can give Lighten the burden on the people.”
Ying Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "Other alchemists often ask for tens of thousands of gold and go out to sea to search for immortal mountains, but they find nothing. But you actually have to prepare the materials yourself. Huaiguzi, you are really different from other alchemists."
Li Shui was so excited that he almost cried when he heard this: "Finally, Qin Shihuang finally realized this."
With tears in his eyes, he said with great sincerity: "Yes, I and other alchemists are incompatible with each other. I am so... grateful that I can get your majesty's approval. It is beyond words to express my gratitude."
Chunyu Yue saw his eyes filled with tears and his face full of excitement, and couldn't help but think: "How did this person do it? He flattered him so sincerely."
At this time, Shatilie, who had been scolding the people for a while, finally picked up the wine.
He shouted loudly: "Whether this king is a descendant of Xia Yu or a descendant of immortals is useless. You will know after drinking this wine."
"If I don't get drunk after drinking this wine, it can prove that I am a descendant of immortals. This Central Plains is the homeland of my great Huns."
When Ying Zheng heard this, he frowned: "This Sha Tilie, both inside and outside his words, is coveting the Central Plains."
Chunyu Yue sighed and said: "If he is really not drunk, he will be in big trouble. From then on, the Huns have a perfect excuse to go south. It is not an invasion, but to recover the lost territory. Huaiguzi, you are really causing a big trouble. ”
Li Shui was furious: "Old man, you've been fanning the flames. It's really abominable. Do you think my death-free medal is fake?"
Ying Zheng shouted: "Shut up and be silent."
Satire had already raised his head and downed the entire glass of wine.
Then, he threw away the wine glass, patted his chest, and said extremely arrogantly: "I am fine, I am not drunk. Haha."
The Qin people who were watching were silent. It seems that they can't accept it all.
The Huns, on the other hand, cheered loudly and happily. Although they have not invaded south yet, they have already occupied the Central Plains mentally.
Fusu stamped his feet: "The matter has come to this, what can be done?"
Chunyu Yue said: "For the current plan, we can only tie Huai Guzi and say that the fairy wine he sells is fake. He will be executed for the crime of fraud. In this way, we can barely stop the Huns. .”
Li Xin scolded from the side: "It's true that women and children want to start a war. If they don't have an excuse, they can go south. If our Qin soldiers are strong, even if they have 10,000 excuses, they can only swallow their anger."
After Li Xin said his heroic words, he quietly asked Li Shui: "What's going on?"
Li Shui gritted his teeth and said, "How do I know? Could it be that Wang Laoshi, that bastard, has mixed it with water again?"
Li Shui was nervous, and so was Wang Laoshi. What's going on? All wine is distilled.
Wang Laoshi also heard Shatilie's heroic words before drinking. He knew that something serious was going on this time. If Shatilie hadn't been drunk, he might have been in big trouble.
Now Wang Laoshi wished he could hit Shatilie with a stick from behind and knock him out.
It's a pity that the Huns were obviously well prepared today and surrounded the wine shop, so he had no chance to do anything.
Zhu Xuer said proudly: "So it seems that there was something wrong with the wine at the last big banquet? Haha, Zhongyuan is the hometown of the Huns. I, the Huns, are indeed descendants of immortals and descendants of Dayu."
The people of Da Qin were silent and dejected. No one expected that things would turn out like this.
At this time, Shatilie walked up to Zhu Xuer and said in a deep voice: "Let's go."
Zhu Xuer was a little puzzled and asked: "Why are you leaving? Take this opportunity to promote the mighty virtue of the Huns. Your Majesty, there is a saying in the Central Plains, whoever wins the hearts of the people will win the world. If these people believe in me, the Huns will be the masters of the Central Plains." , it will be much smoother to conquer the city in the future."
Shatilie was a little annoyed and said with a held breath: "Let's go quickly."
As a result, he opened his mouth and vomited.
Vomited all over Zhu Xuer.
Wow, Zhu Xuer vomited too.
Everyone was silent, looking at Shatilie. Shatilie's steps became more and more shaky, and finally he fell to the ground with a plop. He shouted: "I'm not drunk, really."
Just after I finished speaking, I vomited again.
When a Huns came to help him, Shatilie pushed him away and said, "I can walk by myself. Huh? Why is this ground standing up?"
Shatilie was lying on the ground, trying to make walking movements. His appearance was extremely funny.
The Qin people around him suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and then laughed.
Someone said: "This Huns can't drink immortal wine at all, and he is still here to hold on. I was really shocked just now, I thought he was really a descendant of immortals."
Someone else said: "Brother, I am much calmer than you. I know, how can these pig-like barbarians be descendants of immortals? I heard that over there, after the father dies, the son will marry his father's concubine. .”
"Ouch..." Everyone looked disgusted.
Those Huns all wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground. Alas, I am embarrassed again today.
They helped Sha Tilie and wanted to leave, but Wang Laoshi came to take advantage of the situation again, saying that they had vomited on the floor of the wine shop and wanted to fine them.
While they were arguing, Montenegro arrived.
Heishan is inquiring about the Qin Dynasty's customs defenses, garrisons, food and grass, roads, and other information. Suddenly I heard that Satile was coming to gamble and drink, so I hurried over.
Unexpectedly, when he arrived, he saw Shatilie opening his arms and fluttering up and down, saying that he was an immortal and wanted to fly away with his wings.
Heishan covered his face, turned around and left. As he walked, he sighed: "It's shameful, it's so shameful. It would be great if I were from Qin. It would be great if I didn't know them."
