"Head of the barbarians?" When the generals heard this, their blood boiled. Because they have developed a conditioned reflex, when they hear "head", they think of military exploits.
The civil servants, on the other hand, were a little uncomfortable with it.
Especially a Confucian scholar like Chun Yuyue, who stroked his beard and said slowly: "This food is delicious. I have never heard of it. It is indeed extraordinary. However, the name is a bit vulgar and bloody."
Li Shui was a little annoyed. This was a typical example of messing up the pot while eating. You haven't swallowed the steamed buns I gave you, and now you're starting to tear me down?
Li Shui said: "The immortal once made it clear that there were barbarians on all sides of our Central Plains. They kept knocking on the border and killing our people. The immortal named this thing the barbarian head and ordered his ministers to bring it back to the world to remind all people that war is inevitable. If you die, you will be in danger if you forget to fight.”
"If you are willing to fight, you will perish; if you forget to fight, you will be in danger." Ying Zheng nodded and praised: "This is true."
Li Shui continued: "The Immortal also said that day, if there are some corrupt scholars who are full of false benevolence and righteousness, pedantic, have great ambitions but not enough talent, are ambitious, unrealistic, and do not know right and wrong. They are capable of making excuses and sophistry, and their skills are empty words. Pointing and pointing. , he is the one who is looking for faults everywhere. He pleads for the lives of all people and makes great achievements, but he is not seen. This kind of person is really a moth that is harming the country. If I see him once, I will beat him once. "
After finishing speaking, Li Shui walked towards Chunyu Yue.
The more Chunyu heard him curse, he almost fainted. Then he saw Li Shui coming and hurriedly hid behind him.
He had seen Li Shui beat the alchemist with very dark hands.
Li Shui stopped and said with a smile: "Dr. Chun, I have no intention of beating you. What are you afraid of? Do you think you are a worm that is harming the country?"
Chunyu Yue sat back with a dark face and said nothing.
Li Shui didn't beat him in public, just quarreling. If he really wanted to beat him, wouldn't it be a joke to the Huns?
Leaving Chunyu Yue behind, Li Shui bowed to Ying Zheng and said: "Steamed buns are a product of the Immortal family. There is no objection to this matter. Please tell the world that the Xiongnu will be renamed Dog Nu from now on."
Shatilie was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, but there was nothing he could do. I have to accept the bet I made with tears in my eyes.
Even if he doesn't admit that he is a dog tribe, it is disgusting for people in Qin to call him a dog tribe when they see him.
At this time, Heishan quickly bowed and said, "Wait a minute."
He took a deep breath and said: "The land of Da Qin is rich in resources, I admit it. Your Majesty brought out a delicacy at random, which I have never seen before. I am ignorant and ignorant. Today is an eye-opener."
"However, I am ignorant and ignorant, and my vision is just narrow. How can you say that anything I have never seen before is the property of the immortal family?"
"Whether this delicacy today is a product of the immortal family depends on whether it has immortal energy and whether it can prolong life after eating it. This is really impossible to verify. In my opinion, harmony is not as valuable as harmony. In terms of blood, it can be No need to mention it. The people of the Central Plains are no different from the Huns. They are both human beings. Why should they be related to immortals, wolves, sheep, and dogs?"
Heishan has been saying that he is ignorant and ignorant, which is enough to give the Qin people face. Moreover, his arguments were well-founded and Li Shui could not fault him.
So Ying Zheng nodded in agreement.
At this time, Ying Zheng took a meaningful look at Heishan and felt that this person had a very quick mind and was flexible and flexible. He was definitely not a reckless person. Do the Huns also have such counselors?
Such people may seem cowardly and humble, but in fact they are truly dangerous.
When Shatilie heard that the bet was cancelled, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, sat on his seat and drank a sip of wine.
When the song ends, the dancer retires. Another song was changed and another group of dancers came.
Another song ended and another song was changed.
Until the fourth song, Shatilie suddenly slammed the table and said loudly: "I understand. Although this thing is delicious, I have never seen it before. But there are many delicious things that I have never seen before." There are too many. Why do you say that this is a thing of the immortal family? Is there any immortal who can testify for you? "
The courtiers looked at him helplessly: "Isn't this reaction a little slow? Have you just figured it out?"
But for such a reaction, some Huns actually clapped their hands and applauded, saying: "King Zuo Xian is both wise and brave, and he is very thoughtful."
Some of these Huns are flattering. Some...responses even slower than Shatilie's.
Li Xin chuckled: "King Zuoxian of the Xiongnu? Haha, if you want to destroy such idiots, why do you need three thousand elite soldiers? Just give me one thousand."
Heishan said nothing and kept drinking. He shouted loudly in his heart: "I will never go to the Central Plains as an envoy again. No, I won't come with Shatilie. This guy is too embarrassing."
After two songs, Shatilie suddenly came back to his senses: Did I feel embarrassed just now? Looking at those Qin people, they all seemed to be suppressing laughter.
The more Shatilie thought about it, the more he lost face. People who lose face always want to get their face back. But he didn't understand much about the things in this hall. How could he regain his face?
The pattern on the mat? Dancing beauty? A dragon on a pillar? None of these Huns exist.
Suddenly, Shatilie noticed the wine on the wine table. He is familiar with this thing.
Then Shatilie became interested and said loudly: "I, the Huns warrior, love drinking and can drink, especially strong wine. Only women in the north drink such weak wine. Is there anyone who dares to drink with me? Drinking together?"
Shatilie picked up the wine glass and looked around.
This time Montenegro didn't stop. Shatilie can indeed be drunk, and the wine of the Qin people is indeed a bit bland. There should be no one who can drink Shatilie.
If Satire wins the wine contest, at least he can save some face for the Huns. Today... I have suffered too much humiliation.
All civil and military officials in the dynasty responded, but no one responded. Everyone could see that this guy, Shatilie, had a beard and a rough appearance, and he looked like he was a good drinker.
Who dares to compare with him? He lost the competition and lost the face of Da Qin. Can he bear this responsibility?
Ying Zheng was a little unhappy and looked at the generals. But the generals were a little hesitant.
Finally, consciously or unconsciously, Ying Zheng actually looked at Li Shui. After all, Li Shui brought too many surprises.
Li Shui gave Ying Zheng a smile and said, "Your Majesty, General Li Xin is willing to give it a try."
Li Xin was still in a daze.
Wang Li and others all snickered. Is Li Shui dizzy? Are you fooling everyone?
Li Shui stood up calmly and said to Sha Tilie: "I brought back a jar of immortal wine from the top of Kunlun Mountain. This wine tastes great and is extremely strong. The immortal drank it without any harm, and some dogs... uh , some tribesmen of other bloodlines are drunk after one drink..."
Shatilie was furious and thought: "There are fairy things everywhere? Kunlun Mountain is obviously in the far west, bordering the Xiongnu. Why do you think that Kunlun Mountain has been moved to your Qin Dynasty?"
Shatilie said: "How about we bet on the fairy wine?"
Li Shui spread his hands and said: "I am a descendant of the immortals from the Central Plains, so I will be fine if I drink the immortal wine. But King Zuo Xian is a dog after all... Well, after all, he is a member of that race. After drinking it, I am afraid..."
Shatilie roared: "If you don't dare to gamble, don't talk nonsense here."
Li Shui looked helpless and said to Wu Jiao: "Go to my alchemy room and bring over the jar of immortal wine. Just the one with white wine written on it."
Wu Jiao left, and Li Xin's mouth watered when he heard it: "Are you going to drink? Are you going to drink Brother Huai's liquor?"
