Chapter 35 Man Tou

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Li Shui proposed to change the name of the Huns to Dog Nu. As soon as these words came out, all the Huns looked at him angrily, and even Heishan was angry.

Since arriving in Xianyang, Heishan has always been respectful, but he did not expect the Qin people to be so rude. He forgot that although he was respectful, Shatilie was always provocative.

One of the Hun envoys couldn't hold it any longer and kicked several cases over.

Li Xin was overjoyed and shouted wildly: "The Huns have rebelled."

Then, Li Xin jumped up, grabbed a bronze wine glass, strode over, and hit the Huns' temple hard.

The Huns overturned several cases, but they were actually just demonstrating and had no intention of doing anything. Who knew that Li Xin would come suddenly like this.

Not to mention Li Xin was a military general, even if he was an ordinary person, the Huns couldn't resist a sudden attack.

Hit in the temple, the Huns' body suddenly swayed and fell to the ground. People are unconscious and do not know whether they are alive or dead.

Li Xin threw down his wine glass, saluted Ying Zheng, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, how arrogant and rude are the Huns to overturn several cases in front of the emperor? I invite three thousand troops to go north from the Yinshan Mountains and kill Shan Yu. Head.”

When Heishan heard this, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. If the Emperor of the Central Plains agreed to this request, then it would definitely not be as simple as three thousand troops.

When the time comes, hundreds of thousands of Qin troops attack the Xiongnu. How can they withstand it?

He quickly knelt down and said: "One person in the mission was just causing trouble. Now that he has been executed, why should he implicate the entire Huns? The Huns are innocent."

Shatilie was very dissatisfied. This Black Mountain simply disgraced the Huns.

Ying Zheng said calmly: "The troublemaker is dead. This matter is over and I will no longer pursue it."

Montenegro suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Two Qin soldiers came in and dragged the Huns away. Regardless of whether the Huns are dead or not, they will definitely die after being dragged away.

Li Xin nodded with satisfaction. He finally killed a Huns today and temporarily relieved his itchy hands.

He saluted Ying Zheng and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, do you want to continue the bet just now?"

When Ying Zheng heard this, he had a headache. He looked at Li Shui and said, "Are you confident that you, the people from the Central Plains, have similar blood to the immortals?"

Li Shui said: "I once visited the immortal on the top of Kunlun Mountain. The immortal said clearly that people from the Central Plains are descendants of the immortal. He also taught me some immortal things as proof."

As soon as these words came out, the most excited people were the group of alchemists in the corner.

They all took out the bamboo pieces on their bodies and wrote with trembling hands: Kunlun Mountain. Three big characters.

It turns out that the Immortal is not on the East China Sea, but in the Kunlun Mountains in the west.

Chunyu Yue whispered to Fusu: "It can be seen that this Huaiguzi is full of nonsense and cannot be trusted at all. Last time, he just claimed to have met the immortal in his dream. This time, he has changed to meet the immortal in person."

Fusu nodded in agreement.

Even Ying Zheng had some doubts in his heart: "There is something from the Immortal Family in Huaiguzi? Why didn't you take it out as soon as possible? In the past, when I failed to make alchemy and was almost killed by me, he didn't mention it at that time. Could it be... this Immortal Family? Is it just nonsense on his part?"

While Ying Zheng was thinking, Li Shui turned around again and asked Shatilie: "If I can take out the immortal things, can it prove that I have seen immortals? Can it prove that I, a Central Plains person, are descendants of immortals?" Already?"

Shatilie always felt that this series of inferences seemed to be a bit far-fetched. But after all, he was a reckless man who only knew how to bend a bow and shoot a big eagle. He was a bit confused when he encountered such twists and turns, so he nodded.

Li Shui smiled slightly, called Wu Jiao in, and whispered: "Go and heat up the steamed buns according to the method I told you before, and bring them over. Don't put them in a basket, but put them in a box. They should be more luxurious. The box. What? You don’t have it? You’re such a poor man. If you don’t have it, just go to Poppy and ask for it, just say I want to use it.”

Wujiao ran away with a puzzled look on his face.

A quarter of an hour later, Wujiao ran back panting, holding an extremely exquisite box in his hand.

The box was made of fine sandalwood, edged with gold and studded with precious stones. As soon as this thing came out, it was so dazzling that the Huns' eyes were straightened.

How much does this thing cost? Is this the legendary fairy thing?

If they saw this box elsewhere, the Huns would probably only care about the gems on it. But just now Li Shui had been giving psychological hints for such a long time, and they were all a little doubtful. Now when they saw the box, they immediately felt that this thing had a fairy spirit.

Shatilie said stiffly: "The box looks better, but how can it prove that it is from the Immortal Family? I, the Huns, trade with the Central Plains, and I have also seen such things."

Da Qin and the Xiongnu were not completely isolated. There were various mutual trades on the border. The Central Plains people exchanged grain and salt with the Huns for horses and leather.

Therefore, whatever Da Qin has, it cannot be hidden from Sha Tilie.

Li Shui smiled slightly and said, "This is called looking down upon others. Who told you that this box is a fairy's thing? The real fairy's thing is what's inside the box."

As soon as these words came out, the Huns were even more surprised. A box is so luxurious, how amazing must the contents inside be?

Li Shui walked around the venue holding the box, whetting everyone's appetite, and then slowly opened the box.

Inside the box, there are three steamed buns. Steaming white steamed buns.

If this steamed bun is placed in a basket, even though it is novel, it is nothing more than that. But now that it was placed in the treasure box, everyone held their breath and felt the fairy energy out of thin air.

Only Li Shui tried his best to suppress his laughter. It was so funny to use such a box to store steamed buns.

Li Shui placed the box on the counter, bowed a few times with a pious expression, then took out a steamed bun and came to Ying Zheng: "I wish your majesty endless happiness and longevity."

Ying Zheng took the steamed bun and looked at it curiously.

Li Shui said: "This thing is a delicacy in the immortal world. Your Majesty, you can try it. After taking it, you can strengthen your body and prolong your life."

Li Shui signaled, and Ying Zheng took a tentative bite. He immediately nodded with satisfaction and praised: "It is worthy of being a product of the fairy world. It is indeed delicious."

Li Shui had already guessed Ying Zheng's reaction. After all, this had been verified by Yu Ji and others.

Li Shui took out a second steamed bun and handed it to Fu Yao.

When Fu Yao saw the steamed buns, his mouth watered and he ate them hungrily.

The alchemists in the corner looked straight, and one of them couldn't help shouting: "Master Fu Yao, eat slowly. This is a thing from the immortal family, so let me wait and see."

Li Xin covered his mouth hard next to him, trying hard not to laugh.

Bullshit fairy stuff. Others don't know, but he can see clearly that this thing is ground out of Sumai.

Li Shui picked up the third steamed bun, broke off a small piece and handed it to Shatilie: "You want to try it too?"

Shatilie put it in his mouth and chewed it for a while, with a wonderful expression on his face.

Li Shui asked: "Is it delicious?"

Satire wanted to lie.

Li Shui said: "This is the product of the immortal family. It deceives heaven and leads to death without a burial place. To be honest, is it delicious or not?"

Shatilie nodded.

If it doesn’t taste good, it’s a ghost. Not to mention that the Huns had never eaten fine grains. The key is that Li Shui has been brainwashed for so long. Even if it is mediocre, Shatilie will still think of it as delicious.

Li Shui gave him another piece: "Have you seen this thing?"

Shatilie shook his head.

Li Shui said: "This is a thing from the Immortal Family. This is the first time I have taken it out in public since I came back from the top of Kunlun Mountain. How could you see it?"

Shatilie remained silent.

Li Shui broke another piece to him and asked, "Do you admit that I, a native of the Central Plains, am a descendant of the Immortal family?"

Shatilie's mind was a little confused. Just now he was talking about whether it was delicious or not. So suddenly, it turned out that the people from the Central Plains are descendants of immortals?

While Shatilie was still thinking about the logical relationship, Li Shui had already broken the steamed buns into pieces, and threw them to the courtiers present.

The courtiers hurriedly took it and put it into their mouths with great care. They were satisfied and nodded repeatedly.

Li Shui held a small half of the steamed bun, breaking it and throwing it away. While thinking with emotion: "I haven't been to the zoo for a long time, I kind of miss the time of feeding the bears."

By this time, Ying Zheng had finished eating the steamed buns and felt very comfortable all over.

He asked Li Shui: "Does this thing have a name?"

Li Shui bowed and said, "Yes, this thing is called steamed buns."

Ying Zheng asked curiously: "Steamed buns? What do you mean?"

Li Shui had a flash of inspiration and said casually: "He is also the head of the barbarians."

All the Huns present changed their expressions, especially Shatilie, who had eaten so many steamed buns that he almost vomited when he heard this name being called.