Singing and dancing, wine and delicious food. As soon as the wine was finished, a pretty palace maid refilled it, and as soon as the meat was finished, a charming beauty replaced the plate.
In addition, Feng Chang was very considerate in everything, so the entire banquet was in order, fully reflecting the etiquette system of the Central Plains.
And because Ying Zheng was here, Li Xin didn't cause any trouble.
The civil and military ministers all nodded secretly, feeling that after experiencing the majesty of the Qin Dynasty, these Huns must also feel the kindness of the Qin Dynasty.
However, they ignored one thing: the Huns had never seen this kind of world.
The Huns lived in the north, migrating between grasslands and deserts following water and grass. They were exposed to wind and sun all day long and lived a rough life.
Even a nobleman like Chatiel could only enjoy the help of female slaves to dress and sleep.
Moreover, those female slaves all have dark and rough complexions. They ride horses all the time, and they are all a little bow-legged. Even because the bathing conditions are insufficient, you can smell a faint smell of horse manure when you get closer.
But today, they suddenly saw the maids in the Qin Palace. The skin of these palace ladies is like snow, the fragrance is fragrant, and every move they make is like a fairy in the sky.
When have they ever enjoyed this kind of treatment? Watch singing and dancing while eating. There is an endless stream of beauties, pouring wine everywhere...
At this time, the Huns naturally had an idea in their minds: "These Central Plains people are so attentive. They are trying to please us. Why are they trying to please us? Naturally, they are afraid of our strength."
Thinking of this, Shatilie became even more proud. He raised his head and drank the whole glass of wine.
Shatilie's confidence soon turned into arrogance. He began to look down on Da Qin and began to find fault with Da Qin.
If there is nothing wrong with Da Qin, how can it appear that the Xiongnu is powerful?
At this time, Deputy Envoy Heishan stood up, toasted Ying Zheng with a glass of wine, and said some birthday wishes. Then the credentials were submitted.
Touman Shanyu's words in the credentials were very polite. After Ying Zheng read it, he nodded with satisfaction and asked Ji Ming to put it away.
Seeing that the atmosphere of the banquet was becoming more and more peaceful, Sha Tilie suddenly became a little unhappy: "This Black Mountain, being so respectful to the Emperor of Qin, is simply flattering. It's really embarrassing."
Thinking of this, Shatilie sneered and said loudly: "On our grassland, no matter how fat the sheep are, they still eat grass. And no matter how thin the wolves are, they still eat meat."
The courtiers all looked at Shatilie in confusion, wondering why he said such a thing out of nowhere.
Thanks to the previous program arranged by Li Xin, everyone already has a general impression of Shatilie: this person is arrogant, reckless, and stupid.
Shatilie saw that everyone was looking at him and that he had become the center of the banquet today. He couldn't help but feel a little proud, so he continued: "On the dining table of our Xiongnu warriors, there is always only meat. But on the dining table of your Qin Dynasty, there are more There is a lot of grass. I am a Huns warrior, but I can’t get used to eating this grass.”
The grass in Satire's mouth naturally refers to the dishes, fruits, and corn served by the maid.
In this metaphor, the Huns turned into wolves, and the Qin people turned into sheep. The meaning is self-evident.
After hearing this, the Huns were very proud and laughed. Many people said loudly: "King Zuoxian is so talented in literature."
On the other hand, the deputy envoy Heishan had really seen the world. He was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, King Zuo Xian is a little drunk. I made a slip of the tongue. Please forgive me."
Shatilie was furious, pointed at Montenegro and said: "I'm not drunk, you groveling coward, I will punish you when you return to the grassland."
Heishan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and thought with a wry smile: "If you keep tossing like this, I'm afraid you won't be able to return to the grassland."
Ying Zheng asked Sha Tilie calmly: "So, King Zuo Xian treats me, Great Qin, as a lamb to be slaughtered?"
Although Shatilie was arrogant, he also knew that his words should not be so explicit, so he only made a fuss about the food: "I just said that I am not used to the food of the Central Plains people. Seeing that the ministers are eating with gusto, I am really puzzled. Very true. Could it be that I, the Xiongnu warrior, are closely related to wolves, while people from the Central Plains are closer to sheep?"
The courtiers all cursed in their hearts: "You are so close to an animal."
Li Xin is gearing up and eager to try. As long as Ying Zheng looks at him, he will jump up and chop Sha Tilie.
Unexpectedly, Fu Yao stood up at this time and rebuked loudly: "I, a Da Qin man, have a blood connection with the immortals. But you Xiongnu have a blood connection with a dog."
As soon as these words came out, Shatilie's color suddenly changed.
Li Shuigan laughed and said: "Don't be angry, King Zuo Xian, he is just a child. Children's words are unbridled, haha."
After finishing speaking, Li Shui whispered another sentence in Fu Yao's ear.
Fu Yao nodded, and then said loudly: "I heard that the Huns burned cow dung to cook meat. Isn't this..."
Shatilie's eyes widened: "Which one?"
Li Shui coughed dryly, smiled, and said, "That's right, dogs can't change their eating shit."
Shatilie was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Ji Ming frowned and whispered beside Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, Huai Guzi is too vulgar. I'm afraid the young master will learn bad things when he is around him."
Ying Zheng smiled slightly and said: "These Huns are vulgar and arrogant. You are polite to them, but they think you are afraid of them. I can see it today. There are only two people, Li Xin and Huai Guzi. This method can cure the Huns."
Ji Ming had no choice but to laugh dryly and stop talking.
Sha Tilie was furious with Li Shui and Fu Yao, but he did not dare to take action. After all, there is Li Xin next to him.
If you really want to argue with Li Shui, he won't be able to argue.
These Qin people, who came to Wu's letter, just bullied me, the Xiongnu warriors, because I have few warriors. They are really despicable and shameless.
After his face turned red for a long time, Shatilie finally held back a sentence: "You said that people from the Central Plains and immortals have similar blood. What evidence is there?"
Li Shui said: "So, do you admit that you are close to dogs?"
Shatilie shouted loudly: "I didn't admit it, I just wanted you to prove that you have a close bloodline with the immortal."
Li Shui said: "If I prove it, then the Huns are of the same blood as dogs. Do you dare to bet?"
Satire was a little hesitant.
Li Shui scolded: "Coward, coward, you don't dare to gamble? You have the nerve to call yourself a prairie warrior? I think you are a prairie coward."
Shatilie roared wildly, his blood surged, and he shouted: "I bet."
As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Shatilie felt a little regretful. Why did you get so excited that you bet with this guy? But now that I've said it, it would be even more embarrassing to back down.
So he could only bite the bullet and hold on. Anyway, after a while, no matter how Li Shui proves it, he will just admit it.
Who knew that Li Shui had not yet proved it, so he bowed to Ying Zheng and said, "Your Majesty, I have a suggestion. Immediately tell the world so that the people of Qin know that the Xiongnu clan has changed its name. It is now called Dog Nu. "
Poof... Li Xin spit out the whole sip of wine he just drank. Then he fell down on the mat laughing.
