Chapter 17 of Volume 1: It’s Hard to Be an Official in the Song Dynasty. Everything I said is true.

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Yan Poxi took the medicine and felt a little better, so the prison car continued on the road. After wandering around the streets and alleys of the county town, it finally returned to the vicinity of the county government office.

It was noon as soon as he got off the bus, and a familiar figure appeared in his sight. Chen Gui shouted angrily, "Oh, Your Majesty, your royal empress has brought you food!"

Chen Fu corrected him, "It's not about delivering food, it's about passing it on!"

Zhang Wenyuan didn't pay attention to their ridicule. His focus was already on the street corner where Li Dalian appeared. His memory was incomplete, and he actually forgot where his home was. Seeing Li Dalian coming out of that street corner, I thought to myself, so I live here. It looks pretty good. It is quite close to the county government office. If it is placed in the future, it will definitely be in the core circle of the main city, a proper CBD.

Today's meal is richer than yesterday. There is actually a big piece of fat meat, which is as white and shiny as if it had just been fished out of the water. Zhang Wenyuan would not have even looked at it in future generations, but after a day and a half of tossing From now on, this piece of fat meat that had just been fished out of the water and had not been cooked in any way was like dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, making him salivate.

Yan Poxi saw that his eyes were about to pop out, and she said coldly, "What are you going to do? Eat it quickly!"

"Hey, okay!" Zhang Wenyuan ate the big piece of fat in two bites. He turned to look at Yan Poxi in the car behind him and saw her weakly leaning against the fence, her eyes full of desire for food. She said to Li Dalian, "Give her some soup!"

When Li Dalian heard that she had to take care of her business, she immediately became anxious, "Okay, you, how long have you been, and you are still thinking about the wild woman outside, I...I can't live anymore!"

Zhang Wenyuan did not comfort her, but sneered, "Although she seduced me, I can't escape responsibility. If she dies in the ball cage, Mrs. Yan will definitely come to make trouble, and maybe I will be sued." , if you don’t listen to me, are you trying to kill your husband?”

Hearing that there was a possibility of a lawsuit, Li Dalian didn't dare to cause trouble anymore. He took a steamed bun, half a bowl of dishes, poured some vegetable soup and left.

Zhang Wenyuan shouted from behind, "Give her some golden sore medicine too."

Brother Chen Gui couldn't help but give a thumbs up when he saw this scene, and said in unison, "Zhang Sanlang is really good at running a family!"

Zhang Wenyuan smiled lightly and said, "Hey, I'm really sorry. I've been in trouble these past two days and can't treat you to dinner. I'll definitely treat you to a drink when I get out of trouble!"

Chen Fupi smiled and said, "Hey... It's not necessary. I just ask Zhang Sanlang to pay back the money he owes us as soon as possible, so that we don't have to come to collect it!"

Zhang Wenyuan nodded in agreement, "Don't worry, I said it will be one month, and I will never default for a day!"

Chen Guidao said, "As far as we know, Sanlang, your family doesn't have much silver in savings. I wonder how you can repay this much money?"

Zhang Wenyuan put down the bowl and chopsticks, thought for a while and said, "I heard that the Liangshan bandits hoarded a lot of silver. After I healed my wounds, I will kill them. I can just rob their gold and silver. I can also get a sum of money." Here’s the reward!”

Brother Chen Gui looked at him as if he were a fool. Chen Gui said suspiciously, "Are you stupid? The Liangshan bandits are so fierce that even the officers and soldiers of Jeju Prefecture can't do anything about it. Especially Coach Lin, who has 800,000 forbidden troops. He is very capable and there is no one in Jeju who can match him. If you go alone, won't you risk your death?"

"Ah, no?" Zhang Wenyuan pretended to be surprised, "Then I will go into real estate. This is the fastest way to make money."

Both brothers simultaneously asked, "What is real estate?"

Zhang Wenyuan briefly introduced the operating model of real estate, "The most important thing in real estate is to choose the right location. Where should we go to real estate to make big money? Let me think about it... Well, I thought of it - Hangzhou! Listen I said, ten years later, the imperial court will move its capital to Hangzhou, and the housing prices there will definitely rise sharply and double. As long as I go there in advance to buy a piece of land, build a few buildings, and get a Wouldn’t it be enough to borrow it and mortgage it to you?”

Seeing that this guy's words were getting more and more outrageous, even though the two brothers were honest people, they were already furious. "Are you trying to amuse us brothers?"

"Ah, this won't work either?" Zhang Wenyuan thought for a while and then said, "Then I will invent and create. Steam engines are too troublesome. Don't we Shandong people like to drink? I will make wine. I have a recipe for making wine. , it can brew alcohol, do you want it?"

Chen Fu asked, "What is alcohol?"

"Alcohol?" Zhang Wenyuan hesitated for a moment and explained slowly, "Alcohol is naturally the essence of wine. Have you heard of the tiger-fighting hero Wu Song? It is said that he drank it before hunting tigers on Jingyanggang. Eighteen bowls of wine, but if he drinks my alcohol, one bowl at most will knock him down. If he encounters a tiger, he doesn’t need to be beaten at all, he will be strangled to death by just one trip to the ground!"

"Wu Song, the hero of the tiger fight, is in Jingyanggang?" Chen Gui asked in surprise, "Who is this?"

"Ah, hasn't he gone to hunt tigers yet?" Zhang Wenyuan looked suspicious, and carefully sorted out the plot of "Water Margin" in his mind. At this time, Yan Poxi was not dead, Song Jiang was not yet on the run, and Wu Song should still be in Chai Jin's camp. Zhuang Shang received a blank look. The hunt for tigers should be in the second half of the year, so he apologized and said with a smile, "I'm just talking nonsense!"

Hearing that he was talking nonsense, Chen Fu suddenly became furious. He picked up the water and fire stick and called him, "Hey... I knew you were entertaining us. Let's watch!"

"Hey, slow down, slow down!" Zhang Wenyuan hurriedly hid aside, "I made up the tiger-fighting hero, but the alcohol is real!"

The two of them were already furious and refused to listen to his nonsense. They picked up the sticks and just pointed at him. After just a few blows, they made him scream and beg for mercy.

They were outside the cage, and Zhang San was inside the cage. Although the water and fire sticks couldn't hit people, they could poke people in. The space in the prison car was so small that it was impossible to escape. It didn't take long for Zhang Wenyuan to receive several severe blows. Fortunately, he had already The vital part was protected, and although it hurt, there was no injury.

Li Dalian, who was scolding Yan Poxi, heard Zhang Wenyuan's cry for help from behind. She turned around and saw two men beating her husband like crazy. She threw down the medicine and ran over to beg for mercy, "Ah! , Damn it, stop it, what’s going on? Why are you hitting someone all of a sudden? Stop hitting me. Don’t hit my boss. If you want to hit me, just hit me.”

When Yan Poxi saw Zhang Wenyuan being beaten, she put down her bowls and chopsticks and begged with all her strength, "Master Cha, please stop beating me. Sanlang is weak. If you want to beat me, just beat me!"

The two brothers stabbed him randomly for a while. Seeing that Li Dalian was crying so hard that he was out of breath, and Yan Poxi also looked like he was about to die, he couldn't help but sneered, "Oh, Zhang Sanlang is really awesome, in the room Yes, everyone outside is completely devoted to you, so I really do have you!"

Zhang Wenyuan calmed down for a while and then said with a wry smile, "Two brothers, what are you doing? Why do you take action when you disagree?"

Chen Guidao said, "Humph, if you dare to amuse me, I think your skin is itchy!"

Chen Gui also said, "Hmph... you guys, you still think you are an escort! You are no longer an escort now, you are just a mortal, we are not afraid of you anymore!"

"Everything I said is true!" Zhang Wenyuan felt that he was wronged, and said in his heart that if I hadn't been very weak now and couldn't break free from the prison, otherwise I would kill you all, and then go to Liangshan to join King Chao Tian. , maybe I can get the top spot before Song Jiang, and then I can raise fish and farm, and rush to a new height in life!

"How dare you talk nonsense!" The two men raised the water and fire sticks and started to attack again. Li Dalian hurriedly shouted, "Master, please stop talking and admit your mistake to me!"

Zhang Wenyuan had no choice but to bow his hands and said, "Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. Anyway, you don't have to worry, I will definitely not default on the debt!"

The two brothers snorted, then took back the water and fire sticks, leaned on the ground a few times, and shouted, "Hurry up and leave!"

Li Dalian got up from the ground, looked at the prison car going away with a suspicious expression, and said to himself, "Sanlang owes a debt outside again? My dear mother, I really can't live anymore!"

After crying for a few times, the third sister-in-law became furious when she saw Yan Poxi's prison car passing by her. She bent down and picked up a stone and threw it at her, "Bitch, it's all your fault!"