Chapter 3 Pills
When the dispute between Zhang's mother and Dalian's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came to an end, Zhou Yi and Wang Xing were in trouble. In a society without mobile phones and telephones, it was not easy to find someone even if the county was small. The two of them were walking aimlessly on the street when they suddenly saw Tang Niu'er passing by after finishing the morning market. Thinking that this man had been wandering around the market all year round and was very well-informed, he might know where Zhang Wenyuan was staying, so he stopped him and asked. He said, "Hey... then Tang Er, do you know where Zhang Yasi rested last night?"
When Tang Niu'er saw them asking about Zhang Wenyuan's whereabouts, his face was filled with an evil smile, "Ah... I know this. He must have gone to Yan Po's house to have a drink. He got drunk there. Go to sleep!"
Suddenly hearing such breaking news, Zhou Yi and Wang Xing looked at each other, "Seriously?"
Tang Niuer said, "Of course I take it seriously, I don't dare to lie to you!"
Zhou Yi asked, "Isn't Yan Po's house the foreign residence of Song Yasi? Could it be that he and Yan Po are hooking up?"
Wang Xing snorted in disgust, "Ah... Yan Po, that pig and dog, is almost fifty years old, and little Zhang San is only twenty years old, how could he do it? This little Zhang San's taste is so damn good It’s heavy!”
Zhou Yi chuckled and said, "Yan Poxi is Song Yasi's eldest son, but Yan Poxi became Zhang San's concubine. Then Zhang San becomes Song Yasi's father-in-law?"
"Oh my, Song Yasi is a generation shorter for no reason, it doesn't make sense!"
Seeing that the two people were talking more and more outrageous, Tang Niuer laughed happily, "Hahaha... You two gentlemen, please don't misunderstand me. Zhang Yasi is not hooking up with Yan Po, he is hooking up with Yan Poxi." ah!"
Suddenly hearing such explosive gossip, both Zhou and Wang's eyes widened, "Yan Poxi is Song Gongming's foreign residence. How many heads does his little Zhang San have, dare to stroke the beard of a tiger?"
Tang Niu'er chuckled and said, "Hehe... you don't know something. Zhang Yasi and Yan Poxi have been linked together for a long time, and they have done dirty things countless times. You businessmen don't know, but we know it very well. Great! Are you going to help Song Yasi catch the traitor? I can lead the way for you!"
Zhou Yi pouted twice and drove him away. He turned around and asked Wang Xing, "Is he really there? Why don't we go take a look?"
Wang Xing hesitated and said, "This... if it is really found, Song Yasi's face may not look good."
Zhou Yi snorted, "Hmph...what's the matter! Song Yasi is such a kind man, but his woman steals a man behind his back. We have received so many favors from him, even if we can't tell him in person, we can do something It’s okay to let him know about the child’s affairs, right?”
Wang Xing thought about it and thought it made sense, "Well, let's go then!"
The plan was decided, and the two of them rushed to Yan Poxi's residence without stopping. At this time, Yan Po had already gone to the morning market, and Zhang Wenyuan and Yan Poxi were still sleeping soundly. Perhaps it was because they had been so busy last night, and the sky was bright. This couple was so stunned that neither one of them woke up.
There was a slamming on the door downstairs, and Yan Poxi finally woke up from her sweet dream. She had just had a dream, dreaming that she had got rid of the fetters of Hei Songjiang and was with Zhang Sanlang. When the case was being raised, Suddenly there was the sound of the door knocker hitting the lock outside. The harsh sound was like a magic sound that woke her up from her sweet dream. It was really annoying.
Yan Poxi sat up lazily and glanced at Zhang Wenyuan who was still dreaming. A smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth. This Zhang San was so handsome. He could play and sing. There were so many things on the bed. This new trick is much better than that black guy. I must tie him tightly and make him forget about the yellow-faced woman in the house and stay with me every day.
The banging on the door downstairs got louder, and Yan Poxi finally woke up from her fantasy and shouted angrily, "Mom, what are you doing? Huh, Sanlang is still asleep, don't wake him up!"
Wang Xing, who knocked on the door, was about to speak when Zhou Yi reminded him in a low voice, "Xiao Zhang San is indeed inside. Let's not panic. We should open the door first and then catch the traitor. Don't let the news leak out."
Wang Xing understood immediately, "Okay, I will listen to you!"
When they heard Yan Poxi's footsteps coming from inside, they stopped knocking on the door. Instead, they ambush one on the left and the other on the right. As soon as Yan Poxi opened the door, they rushed in at lightning speed and took away the stolen goods.
Yan Poxi had no idea that the two policemen knocking on the door were two policemen. She thought it was her mother who had come back from the morning market. He knew that my mother didn't like Zhang San. When he saw that she only knocked on the door and said nothing, he thought that his mother was angry with Zhang Wenyuan again, so he became even more angry. "Knock, knock, knock, knock what? Knock, here comes the key!" Does it weigh several hundred kilograms? Is it heavier than the money you carry? Every time you don’t carry it with you, you have to ask me to open the door for you. Isn’t it annoying?”
"Um...who is it!" Yan Poxi was about to go down and open the door, but Zhang Wenyuan hugged her waist from behind and said lazily with her eyes closed, "It's still early, I'm still on summer vacation, and I don't have to go to work. , who is so annoying?"
Yan Poxi had no idea what he was talking about. Seeing that he was so obsessed with her body, she was overjoyed. She raised her hand to touch his face and persuaded him softly, "Sanlang, my darling, please stop making trouble and behave obediently." Get some sleep, I definitely didn’t bring the key with me, I’ll open the door, I’ll be scolded by her again if I’m late!”
Ever since she got involved with Zhang Wenyuan, her relationship with her mother has gradually deteriorated. Especially in the past month or so, Song Jiang has not been to the door, and the family has gradually lost income. Although Zhang Wenyuan occasionally calls their mother and daughter, He was rewarded with some money, but he was a person who had eaten his last meal without finishing his meal. He was far from having the lush branches and leaves of Song Jiang, a money-making tree, so Yan Po was very annoyed by Zhang Wenyuan.
If Song Jiang failed, they would have no stable income, and the conflict would become even greater. Yan Po could not bear to scold her daughter too much, so she had to take it out on Zhang Wenyuan. If Zhang Wenyuan brought money, she would pretend not to see it. If she gave him more money, she would cook a table of dishes for him and Yan Poxi to eat together. If she comes empty-handed, then her nose is no longer a nose, her eyes are no longer eyes, and she has to chase people away when she is in a bad mood.
Zhang Wenyuan originally hugged her weak and boneless waist and thought to himself, Xiaobo, your yoga practice these past few months has not been in vain. It does feel much better than before. But as the word "Sanlang" came into his ears, he soon woke up. He opened his eyes and saw Yan Poxi who was getting dressed. Although her figure was as young and hot and her back was as smooth and flawless, the thought of Her stupidity makes me want to cry, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, eh...she's such a stupid woman, I thought she was Xiaobo!
My Teacher Xiaobo, I finally lost you!
Yan Poxi put on her skirt in a hurry, and when she saw him sitting up rubbing his sleepy eyes, she stretched out her white hands to hold his shoulders, tapped his lips, and said with a sneer, "My Sanlang, Xie Just sleep a little longer, and I'll open the door for my mother. I was too tired yesterday, so I won't go to the office today. I'll just rest and have a drink here. I'll take good care of you!"
Zhang Wenyuanxin said that this is the property of a dangerous company. How dare I stay here? As soon as her figure disappeared into the room, he sat up again, grabbed his clothes and put them on. But soon he was dumbfounded, because he didn't know how to wear ancient costumes at all, and after struggling for a long time, he couldn't get it right, so he had to shout downstairs, "Hey...how do you wear these clothes?"
"Bah... what a bitch, you can't even put on clothes, do you still want me to help you put them on?" Yan Poxi scolded him with a sweet smile as she walked towards the door, "Wait a moment, the slave family will come to greet you soon." Wear...ah-ah!"
Yan Poxi's words stopped abruptly in the middle of her words, because she had already opened the door and saw that the people standing outside the door were not her mother, but two neatly dressed men. She couldn't help but scream. He screamed and asked with almond-shaped eyes, "Who are you? What are you doing at my house? I didn't do anything illegal!"
Zhou Yi and Wang Xing looked at her with strange expressions, and then burst out laughing, "Ah ha ha ha ha, I just said little Zhang San is here!"
Wang Xing simply broke in and ran upstairs while yelling, "Well, you little Zhang San, you really slept with Song Yasi's woman, and we brothers caught you today. Let's see how you can deny it!"
Zhang Wenyuan was tinkering with clothes from the Song Dynasty. When he heard the voices of two government officials coming from downstairs, he was stunned and asked subconsciously, "Hey... who are you?"
Zhou Yi laughed and said, "Hehe...it's Xiao Zhangsan. We are here to help Song Yasi catch the traitor. Why don't you just restrain your hands!"
There was a buzz in Zhang Wenyuan's head, and he was immediately stunned! Isn't it already written in "Water Margin" that Song Jiang has never come to catch an adulterer? How come he was caught as soon as he came? Is this the world of Water Margin?
Seeing the two men rushing upstairs, Yan Poxi was also frightened, but she was a smart person. Seeing that there was nothing she could do, she shouted loudly from behind, "Sanlang, run quickly, run quickly, climb through the window!"
Zhang Wenyuan's mind was racing, he casually put the robe on his body and went to find the window. Yan Poxi was right to remind her. As the saying goes, catch a thief and catch a thief, catch an adulterer and catch a couple. As long as she is not caught by Song Jiang's younger brother, there is still room for change.
It's just... Oh my God, what kind of world is this? You're caught for rape as soon as you come here, you have to jump out of the window to escape, and stage a scene of streaking. How can you behave like a man in the future?
Zhang Wenyuan's three views were ruined. He ran towards the window while thinking about how to avoid risks. However, he discovered a big problem before he could mentally prepare himself. The windows in this era were narrow and small. If he wanted to get out, he had to adjust them first. Position your body so that your feet go out first, and then your body slowly slides down.
Fortunately, he has loved sports since he was a child. He also served as a soldier for two years in college. After he was discharged from the army, he continued to exercise every day. His skills were much stronger than those of ordinary people. At this height, he only needed a simple back rotation and then a pull-up. You can jump down with just one movement. But the problem soon arose again, because the current body was not his at all, and he had not yet fully mastered it.
Not only that, this body had long been hollowed out due to excessive indulgence. As soon as Zhang Wenyuan stretched his legs out of the window, his arms began to tremble and his whole body began to sweat.
"Made, pills!"
