"Sanlang... Sanlang, what's wrong with you?" A slightly anxious voice reached Zhang Wenyuan's ears, making him gradually wake up from his stupor, wondering where is this place, why am I still alive?
His consciousness was still a few minutes ago. The graduating class he led achieved excellent results in the college entrance examination. School leaders, parents, and students were very happy. After receiving the bonus, he immediately went to buy the game he had coveted for a long time. 600. In the evening, I couldn’t wait to take my girlfriend, Teacher Zhao Xiaobo, to the newly opened urban expressway to bomb the streets. The city lights moved back quickly, and the strong night wind whistled by his ears. An unprecedented sense of excitement arose spontaneously. Zhao Xiaobo's adrenaline surged rapidly. He hugged him from behind and kissed him wildly. In the passionate kiss, the motorcycle unknowingly climbed onto the viaduct. The moment he hit the bridge pier, he seemed to hear a long low roar, and then knew nothing else.
After taking two breaths of air with a faint strange smell, Zhang Wenyuan gradually regained consciousness, but soon he felt something strange underneath him. It was fleshy, soft, and sticky, as if it was a human being.
"Xiaobo..." Zhang Wenyuan shouted softly, but only a grunt came out. He wanted to shout again, but he noticed something was wrong in a certain part of himself. Ma De, it can't be such a coincidence, it's a car accident. It even connected automatically!
Wait!
Why am I not wearing any clothes!
Why isn't Xiaobo wearing any?
What the hell is going on?
He is getting more and more confused...
When he opened his eyes with difficulty again, he was stunned by the scene before him. He saw an oil lamp as big as a bean and the face of a strange woman. He was lying on top of her, and she was also naked like him. Being naked, especially the distance between two people, is a negative number.
I go! what's the situation?
Zhang Wenyuan's pupils immediately dilated, and he took a careful look at the woman close at hand, and saw that there was sweat on her forehead, her cheeks were flushed, and although there was concern in her eyes, they were more charming and satisfied. , combined with the hair on his temples that was about to be twisted into thin ropes and the parts where the two of them were closely connected, he quickly realized that he was doing something!
"Xiaobo..." He shouted again subconsciously, and then he realized that this woman was not his girlfriend Zhao Xiaobo!
"Sanlang, why don't you talk anymore?"
Seeing his eyes full of doubts, the woman put her jade arms around his neck and kissed him. She chuckled and said, "You felt very comfortable just now. Did you fly into the sky?"
This woman spoke a weird Henan dialect. Although she deliberately pretended to be charming, her country air still hit her face. Coupled with her bold and active teasing laughter, she looked very much like a woman who lives in the urban-rural fringe.
Zhang Wenyuan looked confused, thinking who the hell are you, Brother Yuan, do I know you? "
After brewing for a long time, he finally said a complete sentence, "I'm not dead yet?"
The woman saw that he was in a daze and it took him a long time to hold back such a sentence. She couldn't help but be stunned and asked quickly, "Sanlang, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you really flew into the sky? My darling, you just really It’s so powerful that the slave family also followed it to heaven.”
"Slave family?"
Zhang Wenyuan keenly captured this keyword. Why does she belittle herself so much? Return to the slave family, I return to this palace!
Glancing at her face, he saw that although the light was dim and the two of them were wearing nothing, her hairstyle still caught his attention - it was obviously the hairstyle of the ancients!
Did I travel through time?
Thinking of a very popular plot in online novels, he quickly turned around and saw that he also had long hair, and the bed under him, the red and green quilts on the bed, and the room outside were all antique, ah no , is simple and shabby.
Ma De, I really traveled through time!
Now that he is a time traveler, will Zhao Xiaobo follow him? Thinking of this, he asked impatiently, "Where's Xiaobo? Are you Xiaobo?"
"Who are you talking about?" The woman started calling her woman's name when he saw that he hadn't even pulled out his dick. The tenderness on her face was instantly replaced by anger, "Who is Xiaobo? Is Xie hooking up with others outside again? She is a woman, you heartless Saburo, how can I not forgive you?"
It is said that a woman can fall out of love faster than she can read a book. Although Zhang Wenyuan had already seen it with Zhao Xiaobo, he was still a little panicked at this time, because although this woman is charming, her temper is no less than that of Zhao Xiaobo, and there is no lower limit for scolding people. , can say anything.
Being grabbed and scratched by the woman, Zhang Wenyuan was at a loss for a while, and Brother Xiaoyuan slipped out unconsciously.
"Are you really not Zhao Xiaobo?"
Seeing that he was still talking nonsense, the woman suddenly raised her head and bit him on the shoulder, "This guy... is so ruthless and unjust, I... I will bite him to death!"
The woman bit and cursed like a crazy female leopard, "No one named Sanlang is a good person, wuwuwu, I will bite these unscrupulous people like you to death!"
"Ouch..." The pain quickly spread throughout his body. Zhang Wenyuan slowly woke up and gradually gained strength. Seeing this woman attacking him like a mad dog, he reached out and pinched her chin and asked ,"who are you?"
The woman's jaw was pinched and she could no longer bite him, so she whimpered and screamed, "You thief... you heartless man, please let me go!"
Zhang Wenyuan let go of his hand and climbed down from her body. Seeing that the woman was still scolding her like a thief, a heartless person, and a pig or a dog, he asked, "Quickly, who are you?"
"What's wrong with you?" The woman saw that he seemed to be a different person, and she couldn't help but have doubts in her heart. "Why don't you even recognize me?"
Du Jiangxin said that my buddy has traveled through time, but after reading so many time-travel novels in his previous life, he also understood the truth. As a time-traveler, you must first keep a secret. In other words, you can't fart, you can only hold it in.
"It's nothing. I just felt dizzy and confused. I can't remember many things."
"Hey...have you forgotten me too?"
The woman stopped immediately and was about to continue scolding when an old voice came from downstairs again, "Fengjiao, what are you doing? It's already the middle of the night, and you should go to bed after being uproarious for half the night. Ah. Zhang San, I’m not saying that, I’m a big man, but I’m away from home every day, just hanging out attracting bees and butterflies, and I’m not satisfied even if I come here every night. I can tell you, everything here is Song Ya. It was purchased by the Secretary, and I will enjoy it every day. If I bump into him one day and he takes the house back, our mother and I will have to live in Xie's house. I'll see how Xie takes care of it then."
"Zhang San? Fengjiao? Song Yasi?"
Hearing these keywords, Zhang Wenyuan was filled with doubts, thinking that the names of these people looked so familiar, as if he had seen them somewhere before!
He glanced at the angry woman and asked, "Your name is Fengjiao? My name is Zhang San? Then who is Song Yasi?"
The woman frowned fiercely and said angrily, "Humph, you are such a heartless man, do you still remember me, Yan Poxi?"
"Yan Poxi...Song Yasi...Zhang San..." Zhang Wenyuan recited several times silently, his mind suddenly buzzed, and the incomplete memories of the original owner flooded in, and then he shouted, "Ah...I think Get up, you are Yan Poxi, a woman from Song Jiang!"
Damn it...then I am little Zhang San?
Isn't it the old biting Yan Po who spoke just now?
Oh my god, Brother Yuan, I have time-traveled into little Zhang San, and now I am cuckolding Song Jiang!
This person who steps on the horse is seeking a great death!
Thinking about Yan Poxi's final outcome, Zhang Wenyuan felt his head was as big as a bucket - I am Xiao Zhang San, I slept with Song Jiang's woman, I am dead!
"Hmph! Don't mention that black guy to me!" Hearing Zhang Wenyuan talk about Song Jiang, Yan Poxi's face became even more ugly. Just as she was about to curse a few words to relieve her anger, Yan Po downstairs shouted again, "Okay, stop arguing. !Zhang San, Xie has eaten wine and sister has gone to bed. If you don’t hurry up and leave, do you really have to stay here and wait for Song Yasi to come and catch Xie’s traitor?”
Hearing Yan Po's vulgar words, Zhang Wenyuan suddenly felt ashamed and said to himself that the ancients were so open-minded that they even scolded his own daughter!
Yan Poxi also frowned after hearing her mother's words, and replied angrily, "Mom, what are you talking nonsense about? Who wants to fight with that gangster? I only love Zhang San!"
After saying that, he moved his body to lean on Zhang Wenyuan and said softly, "Sanlang, she is so confused, don't listen to her! Don't leave tonight, just sleep here. That black guy has not been here for half a month." Come, I don’t believe he will come tonight!”
He was a heartless man just now, why has he become Saburo again?
Zhang Wenyuan wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh when he thought of his situation. This is the place where Song Jiang's golden house hides his beauty. He is a big boss in the world. People worship him wherever he goes, but he just shows up. How could the little supporting actor who had played one episode without even telling the ending be his opponent?
Yan Poxi saw that he was still in a daze, so she grabbed his hand and stroked her face, "Sanlang, don't leave tonight, just stay!"
Zhang Wenyuan wanted to leave immediately, and then leave Yuncheng as soon as dawn and escape as far as possible, but Yan Poxi didn't notice anything unusual about him at all. Instead, she grabbed his hand and pushed it hard, trying to push him down on the bed.
Zhang Wenyuan broke away from her hand with a flick of his wrist and said calmly, "I fainted just now and feel a little headache. I'm leaving first!"
Hearing him talk about what happened just now, Yan Poxi burst into laughter. She laughed for a while and then said angrily, "Humph... Xie is such a heartless man. He doesn't know how to pity women at all. I asked Xie to be gentle and not to make such a big deal." Xie refused to listen to her, and insisted on doing it like that. Now she's fine, she must have been sick! Lie down quickly, I'll give Xie a push!"
Zhang Wenyuan smiled bitterly in his heart, thinking that it was not me who made you happy just now, but the time traveler who rode the horse. I still have important things to do, and I can't let you, the disaster star, delay me.
He looked up and looked outside, but it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything clearly, and he didn't know what time it was. He fainted just once, and the original owner emptied himself hard again. Under the two blows, his body was indeed very exhausted. As Yan Poxi kept moving on him, he had no choice but to lie down obediently and enjoy her gentle massage. .
Although he is a man in science and engineering, he has watched Water Margin. Whether it is a TV series or a novel, there is no scene in which Song Jiang catches an adulterer. Song Jiang originally didn't want to come over the day Yan Poxi had an accident. Yan Po was afraid of losing her livelihood and dragged him here. From this, he dared to conclude that Song Jiang was actually alienating her.
According to the plot in the book, the affairs of Yan Po Xi and Zhang Wenyuan were known to the neighbors and spread to Song Jiang’s ears. Because Yan Po Xi was not the wife he was marrying, he was too lazy to talk to her. He just wanted to alienate her and not go. Of course, it is also possible that Song Jiang wanted to get rid of the burden and deliberately created opportunities for Zhang Wenyuan.
Anyway, it should be safe for him to sleep here for a night.
After figuring out the key, he could just settle in as he came. No matter what, let's sleep here first.
Although Yan Poxi was a prostitute, she seemed to have learned some massage. Under her gentle comfort, his head gradually stopped hurting and he soon fell asleep.
