Van Gaal has a cold!
Yes, in this extremely hot May, Lao Fan caught a cold from the wind because he didn't close the window when he went to bed at night.
As for the reason for not closing the windows?
Very simple, that is the upcoming thirty-third round of the Premier League.
Lao Fan came to Manchester United to reshape the Manchester United dynasty.
However, in the current Manchester United, Ou Gao was eliminated early, and the League Cup was also eliminated by Manchester City. The most hateful thing is that if his team loses in the weekend league, then he will be the first to watch his city rival in the game. The manager of Manchester United who won the title.
That....
That will definitely be a shame that Lao Fan will never forget for the rest of his life.
In this way, Lao Fan sat at his desk and studied the tactical layout all night, until the old man was so sleepy that he fell asleep directly on the table.
"Ah sneeze!
! "
"Ah sneeze!
After wiping his nose with a tissue, Lao Fan rubbed his painful head and stood up with difficulty.
On the table is the breakfast brought by the assistant coach just now and the results of the hard work last night.
Yes!
Although he was very embarrassed, Lao Fan still finalized the tactical arrangement for the weekend league.
And this time!
Not far away at the Manchester City Club.
Klopp was standing on the sidelines with a smile on his face, watching the disciples on the court playing a game of grabbing circles.
Klopp didn’t pay much attention to the weekend’s game.
The league championship is already guaranteed, and he will not affect the Champions League final because of a dispensable victory.
After all, the gold content of the Champions League is much greater than that of the league.
"Hey hey hey, give it to me!"
"Give me!"
"Haha, good shot, Su!"
"Hey, don't just bully Sun, come to me!"
Subai, Mane, Kanter, Aguero, De Bruyne and others gathered together, while the poor little grandson kept running in the circle.
For professional players, it is really difficult to steal the football from their feet.
After a while, Sun Xingmin was out of breath.
"Fifty! Haha, it's here, Sun, you're going to be punished!"
After Lao Gui counted his 50th pass, he picked up the ball directly.
Sun Xingmin, on the other hand, had a bitter look on his face.
This is the third time he has been punished.
This is how Manchester City trains.
Perhaps, this is the so-called confidence!
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May 1, 2015!
The entire urban area of Manchester is already filled with a strong derby atmosphere.
Since the morning, red and blue fans have been filling the streets.
Unlike previous derbies, in this derby, those Manchester United fans who have been arrogant for countless years showed no signs of making trouble.
They just rushed towards the Intihad Stadium quietly.
Along the way there was the roar of Manchester City fans singing.
Not only the singing, but also the self-proclaimed voice calling for the championship.
Everything is so disgusting and irrefutable to Manchester United fans.
yes!
For Manchester United fans, they know that the sky in Manchester seems to be no longer able to tolerate their proud red.
Seven o'clock local time!
In the Intihad Square filled with countless Manchester City fans.
….
A blue bus with gold trim slowly appeared on the horizon.
"boom!
! "
"SuperbiainProelio!"
"SuperbiainPro
elio! "
"champion!
! "
"champion!
! "
Manchester City fans flocked to the bus like crazy.
Mansoor did a very thoughtful job.
Today's bus is completely different from usual.
Because the bus is open-top.
Although there is no championship trophy, the high platform with the trophy on the roof of the bus has already stood there.
Mansoor is very confident!
Manchester City fans are also very confident!
they know!
In less than three hours, their favorite team will take that crazy trophy from the stadium.
"Hey, Su, isn't this a bit much? What if we lose?"
Aguero asked worriedly while sitting next to Su Bai.
Just now, Aguero had vowed that he would score a hat trick in today's game to regain the throne. Seeing such crazy fans, Lao Gui was the first to become uneasy.
"Sergio, lose? How is that possible!"
Before Su Bai could speak, De Bruyne, who was sitting behind the two of them, leaned his head and responded.
"Kevin, why are you so confident!"
"Haha, with Su Bai here, when have we ever lost?"
As soon as De Bruyne said these words, Aguero was stunned.
Think carefully!
hiss!
This is fucking true. In Aguero's memory, whether it was the national team or the league, he has never lost a game since Su Bai was on the court.
"You pervert!"
Looking at Su Bai, who was still humming with headphones on but had no reaction, Lao Gui complained helplessly.
This guy is invincible at just 18 years old. Who knows how far this guy will grow in the future!
Surrounded by the crazy crowd!
Manchester City's Phnom Penh bus finally drove into the stadium.
As soon as he got off the car, Lao Ke rushed to the press conference with a calm expression.
The time of arrival was just right, Lao Ke almost entered the door with Van Gaal.
The two people nodded politely and sat in front of the press desk.
"Kacha!"
"Kacha!"
"Kacha!"
As soon as the two of them sat down, the reporters' flashlights started flashing desperately.
"Mr. Klopp, do you have the confidence to lift the championship trophy directly at home in this derby?"
"Mr. Klopp, is Messi sure that he will join Manchester City?"
"Mr. Klopp..."
Lao Fan listened to the reporters' questions and reluctantly took out toilet paper and wiped the snot that was about to flow to the corner of his mouth.
Lao Fan already knew what this press conference would be like.
as expected!
The former Manchester United is now so lonely that even reporters are not very interested.
Suddenly, some strange thoughts flashed through Lao Fan's mind.
By the way, if my Manchester United also has Su Bai, what will happen to Manchester United?
............
The pre-match press conference is over.
Very bland.
Lao Ke was not interested at all in the reporters' fan-flaming questions.
Whether Manchester City can successfully win the championship early or something.
….
Are reporters who ask such questions mentally retarded?
Will it be unexpected if Manchester City plays Manchester United now?
After arranging his hair, Lao Ke directly opened the door to the dressing room.
As Lao Ke entered, the originally noisy locker room suddenly became quiet.
Although Lao Ke has never been nervous these days, everyone knows that
To say I wasn't nervous would be a lie.
After all, this is an opportunity that is almost impossible to encounter again!
To be able to defeat them in front of Manchester United and win the championship trophy is something that many Manchester City people dare not dream about.
really!
Just like the team members thought.
Klopp looked different after the press conference!
Didn't touch the tactical board!
Lao Ke walked directly in front of everyone!
"Boys!"
"do you know?"
"On November 12, 1881, St. Mark's Church lost to Newton Schiff 0:3!"
"That was the first Manchester derby clash!"
"We, Manchester City, are the losers!"
"Since then, there have been a total of 175 Manchester derbies!"
"In these 175 games, we have a record of 48 wins, 58 draws and 69 losses, far behind our mortal enemy!"
[In view of the general environment,
"This is history!"
"I am not telling you this because our competition today is to rewrite history!"
"I say this because that damn history has nothing to do with us!"
"All I know is that since I got here, since I started this season!"
"The opponent we got is just a lost dog who was beaten by us and was helpless!"
"Some people have said that we are noisy neighbors, and we are just a rich team with no foundation and money piled up!"
"but!"
"What I'm saying is, fuck it!"
"We are Manchester City!"
"We are England! We are the most powerful Manchester City in the world!"
"today!"
"On our home court!"
"I want you to make your history!"
"I want you to step on those damn Manchester United people and win the championship!"
"I want Manchester to have only one color!"
"That's the blue color that belongs to Manchester City!
! "
"fuUtd!"
Lao Ke exploded!
Very surprised!
But it made all the Manchester City players present excited.
Even Su Bai, who had been fed Lao Ke's chicken blood porridge to the point of vomiting for many years, suddenly felt as if his whole body was on fire.
Lao Gui was the first to stand up and roar!
"fuUtd!"
Um....
I have to say that swearing is always the best way to release hormones!
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"Zhuang Mater Terrace!"
"Zhuang Mater Terrace!"
"This is the 2014-2015 English Premier League being broadcast live for you!"
"Manchester City VS Manchester United at home!"
"I am your old friend Huang Jianxiang!"
"I'm He Wei!"
In the commentary box beside Intihad Stadium.
Lao Huang sat in front of the stage with an upright attitude.
It is different from the exclusive network broadcast of Sports Weekly on weekdays, because this Manchester derby involving the championship battle is too popular.
….
Therefore, CTV directly coordinated the online live broadcast of the sports weekly and the live TV broadcast of the sports channel.
Um.....
Why would Sports Weekly agree?
...
"Players from both teams have already appeared in their respective halves!"
"The referee is also looking at his watch!"
"Beep!
! "
"With the referee's whistle!"
"The competition has officially begun!"
"First of all, both sides@
, the little black man in front of me was obviously lying on the ground, but almost in the blink of an eye, the guy got up and passed the ball directly!
What the fuck?
"Kante!"
"Beautiful!"
"After half a season, Kanter's steals are getting better and better."
"In this tackle, Kante relied entirely on anticipation!"
"This is talent!"
"I have to say that the current Manchester City team has extremely talented young players in every position!"
Huang, who was on the sidelines, was full of praise when he saw Kanter's coquettish tackle.
On the court!
After blocking the football at Nani's feet, Kanter quickly handed the ball to De Bruyne in front of him!
Lao Ke has said countless times that as long as he grabs the ball, he will hand it to De Bruyne as soon as possible.
And De Bruyne, who received the ball, lived up to Kanter's trust.
Slip the ball with your right foot and twist your waist!
At the same time, use the toe of your left foot to move the ball back a little!
This is smoother!
The football magically passed between the legs of Rooney who was rushing from behind!
At the same time, De Bruyne completed his turn in an instant!
Rooney stood there stunned!
And De Bruyne behind him had already seen Malvern rushing forward crazily from the right!
No hesitation!
De Bruyne slapped the outside instep of his right foot hard on the football!
"boom!"
In an instant!
The football shot up from the ground and flew quickly towards Manchester United's left wing.
That location!
Malvern had already received De Bruyne's pass before Manchester United left back Luke Shaw!
"The ball was passed!"
"Absolutely a master-level instep!"
"Marvin!"
"Stick to Luke Xiao!"
"Su Bai has already rushed into the penalty area!"
"Tsk tsk!"
"Van Gaal really thinks highly of Su Bai, with three central defenders plus Carrick who is back on defense!"
"Su Bai was directly wrapped into a rice dumpling in the restricted area!"
Just as Huang Jianxiang said.
In the Manchester United penalty area at this time, Su Bai was surrounded by four Manchester United players almost instantly.
And Malvin on the sidelines had already lobbed the ball into the penalty area before Su Bai was surrounded!
Watching the football approaching!
Su Bai didn't care that it was too early to use his active skills!
With the activation of the golden bomber skin special effects skills.
At this moment, Su Bai's heading, bouncing, and physical attributes all instantly reached the maximum level.
The three big men Phil Jones, Smalling, and Rojo tried their best to squeeze Su Bai out of the penalty area!
….
However, a desperate scene happened.
Even though Phil Jones and Smalling's teeth were almost broken, the perverted Su Bai in front of him still carried them up from the ground!
seem!
It seemed that the three of them were like tiny ants in front of Su Bai.
Su Bai flew into the air in an instant!
Right above their heads!
Su Bai hit the football hard with his headbutt.
In front of the door!
Manchester United goalkeeper De Gea moved to the right side of Su Bai as early as the start of Malvern's cross.
He was ready for anything.
Even though four members of his own team were guarding the pervert, De Gea still didn't dare to be careless.
really!
Su Bai still grabbed the first point and pushed the football over.
Watch the direction the football moves!
De Gea
Jump instantly!
De Gea is excited!
Because his previous prediction was correct.
What he was betting on was that Su Bai would tip the ball to his left side!
Open your arms!
De Gea tried his best to put his left hand towards the football.
Not encountered!
However, it was precisely because he did not encounter it that De Gea felt relieved.
Based on his experience, the ball will definitely fly out according to its flight path...
However!
The moment De Gea turned his head!
He was stunned!
Because he saw an almost incredible scene.
The football thrown by the perverted Su actually changed direction after passing his fingertips?
Take a closer look!
De Gea saw that the football seemed to be spinning at high speed.
this.....
Can the header still go out of the arc? ? ?
De Gea's brain seems to be shut down.
However, the football in front of him was like a rainbow and finally got into the upper left corner of the goal!
The ball went in?
De Gea fell to the turf in embarrassment.
And this time!
The referee's whistle also sounded at the same time!
With a whistle!
"GGGGGG-----OOOOOOOO-----AAAAAAA----LLLLLLL!"
"GGGGGOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!"
"GOAL!!!!!"
"S----U---B---A----I!!!"
The DJ at Intihad Stadium roared hysterically.
Not just a live DJ!
In the stands of Intihad Stadium at this moment!
The entire Plaza Intihad outside the stadium!
Even the entire city of Manchester seemed to tremble for a moment.
"pretty!
! "
"pretty!
! "
"The ball is in!"
"Su Bai!
! "
"Facing a double-team from four players from Manchester United!"
"Su Bai still squeezed through the four people like a beast, and used his head to make a beautiful arc, bypassing De Gea who was standing in advance and getting into the net!"
"Incredible header!"
"This is definitely the most perfect combination of power and technology!"
"Fourth minute of the game!"
"Facing Manchester United with an unprecedented five-back lineup!"
"Su Bai relied on his personal abilities extremely easily to help Manchester City rewrite the score!"
"The Buckley Cup has been transported to the Intihad Stadium!"
"Su Bai!"
"In just four minutes of the game, he helped Manchester City grab a corner of the trophy with one hand!"
Lao Huang still continues his iconic crazy commentary as always!
-[Haha, it’s 1:0, damn, Manchester United shamelessly played five defenders and still got a goal, it made me laugh! 】
….
-【Why! My Red Devils, you know you are going to lose, why are you playing with a back five, you are playing 4-3-3, even if you lose, you will die standing still, what now? This is so fucking embarrassing! 】
-[Think about the Red Devils when Ronaldo was there, damn, where are they now? Being beaten by Manchester City like a son! 】
-[Su Bai is too damn powerful, can this header still arc? This is definitely a bug, or it's cheating! 】
-[The championship is secured, how can this Manchester United compete with Manchester City? This fucking Manchester City still only has Su Bai. If the reports outside that Messi is going to Manchester City are true, from now on, there will be
Who can play with Manchester City? 】
-[Haha, I can’t imagine that scene, Messi, Su Bai, Aguero! Just these three people, they can wipe out the whole fucking world! 】
-[Too invincible, what the hell, FIFA should take action quickly and investigate Manchester City, how the hell do you let others play with it! 】
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Inside the Intihad Stadium!
"Ah sneeze!"
"Ah sneeze!"
"Ah sneeze!"
Van Gaal desperately took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and wiped his nose again.
He couldn't figure out why that pervert could still tip the ball in when surrounded by four people?
He had obviously been studying for a full week. Under the attack of four people, Su Bai never scored a header at all. Why today...
Lao Fan looked desperate!
Not far away in front of the Manchester City bench.
Seeing Su Bai help the team so effectively to seal the victory in the opening game.
Old Ke rushed directly to the sidelines in excitement, raising his right fist high!
Then!
"one time!"
"Roar!"
"Twice!"
"Roar!"
"Three times!"
"Roar!"
After the iconic farmer's three punches!
Lao Ke also raised his arms and roared along with the fans at the scene!
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