"How many fingers are these?"
"Three!"
On the court!
Su Bai is being cared about by the team doctor and Manchester City teammates.
Lao Gui took a look
Su Bai seemed to be fine and gave Su Bai the middle finger out of curiosity.
"What about this?"
"Fuck, Sergio, if you give me the middle finger again, I'll fuck your cock!"
"Haha, Hanmusen, this guy is fine, I'm just saying, that guy Yin Bu is so weak, how could he possibly hurt a pervert like Su Bai!"
"Well, it's really nothing serious!"
After a careful inspection, team doctor Hanmussen stood up and nodded to Klopp on the sidelines.
With this nod, Lao Ke, who was still in a manic stage, immediately calmed down.
Manchester City is calm here.
It's miserable in Paris.
After the team doctor came up to check, he actually signaled for the ambulance to come in.
After the ambulance drove into the turf.
The entire Parc des Princes stadium also fell silent.
They knew that if the ambulance was sent, their big Yinbu would be really cold this time.
"Is it really broken?"
"Didn't you see that it was all sunken?"
"Oh my God, how could Yin Bu suffer such a loss?"
"Tch, don't you see who he is trying to offend! That guy has been called a butcher before, hiss, how miserable!"
The Paris Saint-Germain players gathered around and stared blankly at the ambulance going away.
Yin Bu is the thigh of Paris.
But while Yin Bu was a big player, he also offended many people in the Paris team because of his arrogant character.
Therefore, not many people really cared about Yin Bu's injury after he was seriously injured.
They were just curious as to why Yin Bu, the God who had never suffered many losses, was tricked by Su Bai!
soon!
At the referee's signal, the game restarted.
Paris Saint-Germain, which was two goals behind, started the battle with 10 men.
In the stands!
All the Paris fans were completely in despair after seeing the perverted Su Bai rubbing his head and standing up again.
they know!
What will their favorite team face next?
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7:0!
!
This is the end!
Paris, with one less player to challenge, eventually lost miserably to Manchester City at their home court.
Su Bai completed his fourth birthday.
Lao Gui was also in great form and completed his first hat trick in the Champions League knockout round.
The score of 7:0 also created the most painful defeat in the history of Paris Saint-Germain.
Not just losing the game.
For Paris, which is being closely chased by Marseille in the league.
The worse news is that their team's main center Yin Brahimovic was diagnosed with a rib fracture after the game.
Moreover, three of them were broken, and the season was completely canceled.
The score of 7:0 not only made Paris completely miss the semi-finals of the Champions League, but the French Ligue 1 championship, which was still very sure, seemed to have become less secure.
In the locker room!
The Manchester City players gathered around and happily sang the Su Bai song, the most popular song among the Manchester City team.
Lao Gui, who had completed a hat trick, took off his pants in excitement and stood in the middle of the crowd, twisting his buttocks.
"Hey, hey, hey! Stop getting excited! Su, don't go to the press conference. Sergio and I will go!"
"Sergio, are you planning to go to the press conference without wearing shorts?"
As soon as he opened the door and saw his team members messing around, Lao Ke said with a sullen face.
"Haha, boss, I don't care. If you agree, I will go with you!"
"Haha, fuck, you are so shameless!"
Lao Ke looked at Aguero's sly smile and was provoked into laughing.
After cleaning up for a while.
Lao Ke took Aguero to the post-match press conference.
The post-game press conference!
As early as the game just ended, this place was occupied by countless crazy reporters.
The dispute between Su Bai and Yin Bu, which was highly hyped before the game, did not expect that the final outcome would end with Yin Bu being seriously injured and PSG losing miserably.
For reporters, this is more exciting than Christmas.
What they want to know most now is whether Su Bai will go to the hospital to visit Yin Bu.
If he went, would Yin Bu endure his injuries and get up directly to have sex with Su Bai?
Or, Su Bai will break out a few more words at the press conference later.
hiss!
Just thinking about it makes me feel like chicken and pheasant are all hard!
But, what a pity!
It was Aguero who appeared in front of all the hungry reporters!
"cut!"
Subconsciously!
Many reporters shouted in disappointment.
And this sound!
For Lao Gui, who was looking forward to talking about his hat trick in front of reporters, it was definitely a critical hit.
However, Lao Gui still resisted the urge to turn around and leave.
After all, he came here with a mission.
"Mr. Klopp, do you know the extent of Yin Brahimovic's injury? What do you have to say about Yin Brahimovic's injury?"
The first football reporter called had no intention of hiding it.
Straight to the point, he fired directly at Lao Ke.
But why did Lao Ke bring Aguero?
Ahem!
Lao Gui understood the situation and pulled the microphone in front of Klopp.
"Yin Bu? Is that guy injured? He obviously committed a foul, why was he injured?"
All right!
Aguero is still the same Aguero.
He had no intention of giving Yin Bu any face.
In Lao Gui's view, apart from Messi... and Su Bai, he would care about injuries, but he didn't bother to care about the others.
Especially people like Yin Bu who he hates the most.
"Yin Bu's ribs were broken three times. We can clearly see from the slow-motion replay that Su Bai hit him with his left elbow!"
The Football News reporter thought Aguero didn't know the situation yet, so he immediately added.
"Oh! You mean that when Yin Bu was viciously killing Su Bai with his elbow, he accidentally bumped into Su Bai's elbow? Is that what you meant?"
hiss!
As soon as Lao Gui said this, the reporters at the scene immediately looked at Aguero with incredulous expressions.
this....
What the hell can you say that?
Shameless!
How shameless!
The injured Yin Bu accidentally hit Su Bai's elbow when he committed a foul, breaking his ribs?
"Well, Yin Bu was too careless. Remember to wear protective gear next time he wants to play Taekwondo. Doesn't Taekwondo have a chest protector? If Yin Bu was wearing protective gear in the match just now, Even if I bump into Su Bai accidentally, I won’t be hurt!"
Lao Ke, who was sitting next to Aguero, could hardly hold it in anymore.
He brought Lao Gui here to shield himself from the gun.
Unexpectedly, Lao Gui's ability to block a gun was really amazing.
Not only did he help him block the reporters' attacks, but he also directly made the reporters angry.
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"Aguero: Yin Bu is here to do taekwondo. If you get hurt, you are responsible for it!" 》
"Paris vs Manchester City, violence on the pitch appears again!" 》
"Aguero's shameless words, Yinbu will be reimbursed for the season!" 》
After one game, the headlines of major media outlets all over the world were occupied by this Champions League quarter-finals.
Moreover, this time, it was because of Lao Gui’s radical speech.
It seems that this is the first time that Su Bai is not the protagonist.
On the contrary, it was Yin Bu who was named by Lao Gui and became the number one hot search topic.
certainly!
Su Bai didn't care about all this at this time.
Not far from the hotel where the Manchester City team is staying.
Su Bai was walking along the romantic streets of Paris holding Fei'er Liu's hand.
"Xiao Bai, did you do that on purpose?"
"Huh? Which moment? The moment you shouted?"
"Oh, Xiaobai, tell me carefully, when did I ever shout? Bah, bah, bah! Can you be more serious!"
The coquettish Liu Feier pouted and complained.
"Who made him want to blow my head off!"
"I knew you, the bad guy, definitely did it on purpose!"
After saying that, Liu Fei'er stood in front of Su Bai, stood on tiptoes, and gently held Su Bai's head.
"Hey, here on the street, didn't you see that there are paparazzi following us? I'm afraid it's inconvenient here!"
"Bah! I'm just checking to see if your head is OK!"
"Hey, my head is very hard!"
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Manchester City beat Paris Saint-Germain 7-0.
In several other Champions League quarter-finals.
Barcelona, which went to England to fight, really capsized at Anfield as many experts predicted.
2:3!
Barcelona, led by msn, had the full advantage but was defeated by Guardiola's ultimate defensive counterattack.
The game started.
Barcelona then began their most proficient passing control.
However, Liverpool did not adopt a high-pressure approach as everyone expected.
Guardiola basically hoarded the entire team in his own half.
While setting up the bus, Guardiola also put Ribery at the front.
It was Ribery who stayed in Barcelona's half and became the most critical factor in Liverpool's victory in this game.
msn's cooperation is very sharp, but in such a dense defense, their offense will inevitably encounter obstacles.
Liverpool, on the other hand, seized the few opportunities and used counterattacks to score three goals.
An absolutely wonderful defensive counterattack vs. passing and controlling battle.
In the end, Barcelona fans witnessed the ever-conquering Barcelona defeat in the first game.
After the game!
When being interviewed by reporters, Guardiola also responded to the old history between Barcelona and himself in a rare domineering manner.
"That's a disgusting place to stay for too long!"
"Leo is still the same Leo!"
"He is the strongest in the world. In my heart, even Su can't reach Leo's height!"
"I think Leo should leave Barcelona earlier, while he is still valuable!"
"Don't be like me and get stabbed in the back!"
As soon as Guardiola's words came out.
It immediately overshadowed Lao Gui's previous arrogant remarks and instantly became the latest headlines on major websites.
Guardiola advises Messi to leave Barcelona as soon as possible?
And in addition, Messi has not renewed his contract with Barcelona yet!
Everything points to a terrifying possibility!
Will it happen?
Messi has reached a private understanding with Guardiola. Next season, will they see a ball king Messi wearing a red jersey?
A moment!
Liverpool fans started to go wild.
On major forums, Liverpool fans even started to post photos of Messi wearing the No. 10 Liverpool jersey.
This is done.
Losing, coupled with Messi not renewing his contract and so on.
Many radical Barcelona fans began to attack Messi's personal social media.
What a traitor!
What kind of heartless xx!
Some even attacked Messi’s family.
All this made Messi, who was already upset about losing, even more sleepless at night.
In this game, Messi has tried his best.
But facing Guardiola, who is even more familiar with Barcelona's style of play than himself.
Messi really felt the game was uncomfortable.
Every move of the Trident seemed to be intercepted in advance as part of Guardiola's calculations.
If it weren't for his own personal performance, Messi would have felt that both goals were a bit in doubt.
At this moment, Messi looked at the Barcelona fans who were viciously attacking him on Twitter, coupled with the ugly faces of Barcelona's top brass.
Messi really felt like Guardiola suddenly felt sick.
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In addition to the two Champions League quarter-finals.
Poor Wenger lost to Real Madrid led by BBC without any accident.
3:0!
At the Bernabeu Stadium.
Wenger just watched as Ronaldo scored his third hat-trick of the season at the Bernabeu.
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The left and right legs are arched together, followed by a violent headbutt.
Until the final whistle blows.
Wenger still stood on the sidelines with a look of despair.
This made many Arsenal fans burst into tears on the spot.
For Arsenal fans, they are too difficult.
Almost ten years!
They were stunned that they had never seen the top four.
Moreover, as long as they reach the quarterfinals, they will either be killed by Barcelona or Real Madrid.
Another game that didn't get as much attention.
Atletico Madrid defeated Inter Milan 1:0 at their home court.
For Atletico Madrid fans, they are overjoyed to be able to defeat Inter Milan.
And, according to the current process.
Even if Atletico Madrid finally made it to the semi-finals, their opponent was still the powerful and suffocating Manchester City.
Atletico Madrid fans really never thought about winning the championship or anything.
They just want to watch a few more Champions League games of their own team.
The best thing would be for them to be able to see how terrifying Su Bai's explosive shot was at the Bitsen Kaldesche Stadium.
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After spending a day in Paris with Fei'er Liu.
Su Bai also quickly got on the flight back to the team.
The league has reached its most critical period.
However, fortunately, Manchester City is now 11 points ahead of second-placed Liverpool.
There is this 11-point advantage.
Manchester City has basically firmly taken the initiative to win the championship.
The 22nd round of the Premier League at the weekend!
Manchester City finally ushered in an opponent with a greater sense of expectation.
Arsenal beat me in the first half of the season!
And this time!
The entire Manchester City team is ready for bloodshed and humiliation.
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London!
Inside Arsenal's club building.
Wenger's originally mottled hair seemed to turn white overnight.
Looking at the latest information about the Manchester City team handed over by the assistant coach.
Poor Wenger almost fell down in front of the assistant coach.
After being abused by Real Madrid in the Champions League, when I returned to the league, I met Manchester City who was even more perverted than Real Madrid!
Looking at the names on the roster, Wenger became jealous.
Wenger wanted to die.
He turned to look at the gray London sky.
Old Man Wen really wanted to open the window and shout seven miserable words to God!
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ps: Unfortunately, I won the lottery again, but I can’t take any more leave. The state is not good, so I will write this for now. Readers, don’t be too little. I’ll give you some noodles!
