"Su, you damn guy, you have to swear that this is not a lie to me!"
In Su Bai's home, poor Lao Gui looked at his bald head and shouted hysterically!
"Sergio, you have to believe me! Besides, since you met me, when have you ever suffered a loss?"
Seeing Aguero who could hardly control himself, Su Bai quickly touched Lao Gui's newly shaved head and comforted him!
"Su, God, you can actually say such things. Tell yourself, since I've known you, have I ever been at a disadvantage?"
His hair was shaved off, and it seemed that Lao Gui's IQ had once again taken over the high ground. As soon as these words came out, Su Bai felt embarrassed for a while.
Originally, Su Bai thought that it would be a pity to shave off the long hair he had managed to keep, so after seeing Lao Gui, he immediately tricked Lao Gui home and planned to give Aguero this guy in the Manchester Derby. With seven or eight assists, Lao Gui will dominate the world again at Old Trafford.
But now it seems that it is a bit unreasonable for me to shave my hair.
"Forget it, Sergio, you don't believe me so much!"
Say it!
Su Bai picked up the clipper that he had just used to shave Aguero's hair and gave it to himself.
And after seeing that Su Bai actually shaved off his hair, Aguero really believed it.
"Su, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I...I...damn it, you tell me, where else do I need to shave? I couldn't help it, so I shaved that area too. Catherine begged me several times. I don’t even want to give it up!”
"Go away you..."
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"Man City Shark Comes to Old Trafford?" Manchester United's biggest crisis is born! 》
"Ferguson: Van Gaal had better develop specific tactics to defend Soviet Union. I don't want Manchester United to be humiliated by noisy neighbors!" 》
"Beckham speaks, the Manchester derby may become the greatest game of the season!" 》
There are still two days left in the competition.
But the media throughout England couldn't wait to start hyping up this game!
Compared with the media, the first people to react were actually the deep-rooted local football culture in Manchester neighborhoods.
English football hooligans!
This group is hated by fans all over the world. Unfortunately, their base camp is in Manchester.
And now is the hottest day of the year in Manchester. How could these football hooligans not take advantage of the opportunity of the Manchester Derby to be wild?
Ever since!
Before the game even started, fans of the two teams took the lead in staging the most violent direct collision outside the stadium!
Right at the junction of the east and west neighborhoods!
This became a battlefield for the two teams of die-hard fans.
At first, the fans of the two teams gave each other verbal greetings by giving each other the middle finger across the street.
Slowly, the fans of both teams moved from initial greetings to throwing bottles at each other.
After that, the two sides rushed directly into the street and staged a large-scale group fight.
Manchester City fans who are used to living a hard life seem to have suddenly become braver this time because of Su Bai's joining.
In just one day, Manchester City fans in the east completely occupied the streets.
Originally, occupying the block had already declared victory for the Manchester City fans, but I don't know what those drunkards were thinking. Many Manchester City fans took advantage of their drunkenness and rushed directly into the home court of the Western Manchester United fans.
Then, there was a huge rout of Manchester City fans!
Just before the game, the police directly mobilized the entire urban area to participate in the containment of the two teams of football hooligans.
........
Manchester is in chaos.
Players from the two teams at the center of the incident also started calling each other out on Twitter.
The first one to speak out was Manchester United captain, Wayne Rooney!
Lu Xiaopang reposted the latest report from Marca on his Twitter - "Manchester City Shark = Dirty Shark, Su is the dirtiest carrion bug in football!" 》
After Su Bai publicly stated that he would no longer accept any interviews from Marca, Marca completely let himself go, and has vaguely become the world's number one black Soviet position.
Lu Xiaopang not only reposted the report, but also named Su on Twitter, saying that he was completely unworthy to be compared with Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. He was a complete selfishist, and he would lead Manchester United at Old Trafford. The German Stadium gave Su Bai a taste of the horror of the Red Devils.
As the captain, Lu Xiaopang's words of encouraging his team members to cheat on their opponents are not too much.
However, Lu Xiaopang's mistake was that he offended someone he couldn't afford to offend at all.
After seeing Lu Xiaopang @his own remarks on Twitter.
Without saying anything, Su Bai responded to Lu Xiaopang on Twitter!
"Yes, I am a selfish person. I am not like some people who go to the hotel and order two. The most ridiculous thing is that I am laughed at by others for being short and quick when I go out! Oh, by the way, it seems that Manchester United players have never been selfish. , their love is not only to hire prostitutes when their wives are pregnant, but also to help their relatives take care of their wives!"
A moment!
Su Bai's Twitter exploded.
Rooney's whoring and cheating scandal shocked fans all over the world. Not only was Rooney's affair, but Su Bai also brought Giggs' sister-in-law with him.
Now!
Lu Xiaopang, who was still chattering on Twitter, suddenly became exhausted.
"Fuck!"
"This son of a bitch!"
Rooney's mansion in Manchester.
Seeing Su Bai's new response, Rooney dropped the phone in his hand angrily.
Coleen Rooney, who was holding her child, stood beside Rooney with a silent expression.
"Wayne, I told you not to mess with that lunatic, but you didn't listen. If you can't control your lower body, can't you even control your mouth?"
Since Rooney's prostitution scandal was exposed by the media, Coleen, Rooney's wife, has never completely let go.
After so long, Colleen finally calmed down a little, but now the scar was picked up again by Rooney's mouth.
Colleen's resentment poured out like a volcano erupting.
"I'm sorry, Colleen, I..."
Seeing that his wife was angry, Lu Xiaopang suddenly gave up and thought about coaxing Colleen into peace first, but instead of thinking about it, Colin directly hugged her daughter and closed the door tightly.
It didn't disgust Su Bai, but made him covered in mud.
Thinking about that damn pervert Su Bai's performance in those five hours, Lu Xiaopang suddenly wanted to die.
His record is said to be the worst in England!
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Rooney was very angry, and at this time, Giggs, who was sitting in the Manchester United club building and studying tactical arrangements with Van Gaal, didn't feel very good either.
"Ryan, don't worry about that!"
Van Gaal, who was sitting next to Giggs, looked at Giggs who was a little distracted and could only comfort him.
"It's okay, boss!"
As Manchester United's new assistant coach this season, Giggs knows that at this critical moment, he cannot let his emotions affect his work.
Although it was uncomfortable, Giggs still responded with a wry smile.
that's all!
The two people lay on the table again and studied the tactical issues of the Manchester Derby two days later.
Until two o'clock in the morning.
Van Gaal, Giggs and the coaching staff closed the office door.
However!
Just when Giggs drove his car out of the gate of Manchester United, he did not expect that there were many reporters surrounding the gate at this time.
They surrounded Giggs' Mercedes like mad dogs.
"Mr. Ryan, do you have anything to refute to Su's words?"
"Mr. Ryan, it's been so long. I wonder if you and your brother have reconciled?"
"Mr. Ryan, do you still have contact with Natasha?"
"Mr. Ryan, what your brother Rodri said in front of the media before is that your whole family has isolated him, including your mother, who also kicked Rodri out of the house completely. Is this true?"
English journalists have never had mercy on their lips.
Their words were like sharp knives piercing Giggs' heart.
Yes, Giggs has always felt guilty about his younger brother, but this guilt is not that Giggs feels that he has done something wrong. He is just guilty that his matter was exposed by the media and made Rodri embarrassed.
And what the reporters said is true. Rodri said before the media: "It's like I am the one who did the wrong thing. I have three children, one is 5 years old, and the mother has never seen her, and the other is 13 years old." , she hasn’t seen her in 3 years. And our two families are only one mile apart, God knows what they are busy with?"
The reason for all this is that he gives his mother a living expenses of two hundred thousand pounds every month, but his brother cannot give her any financial help.
Putting all these troublesome things behind him, Giggs directly increased the accelerator under his feet, and with the roar of the car, he rushed away from the group of reporters who made him feel sick.
only!
Giggs broke away from the siege of reporters, and Van Gaal behind him was unfortunately surrounded by reporters.
After honking the horn countless times to no avail, Manchester United coach Louis van Gaal could only lower his car window!
"Mr. Van Gaal, are you fully prepared for the Manchester Derby? Do you have anything to respond to Su's remarks on Twitter?"
"Mr. Van Gaal, may I ask Giggs..."
Seeing that reporters were still trying to bring those bad things to him, Van Gaal quickly spoke.
"I don't think a player who thinks about how to discredit his opponent is going to be that great. All I know is that I'm coaching one of the greatest teams in the world and my opponent is just a noisy neighbor. !”
"I hope Manchester City players will focus all their attention on the game and not use such boring tricks to affect the psychology of Manchester United players!"
After saying this, Van Gaal closed his car window.
When the reporters saw Lao Fan like this, they had no choice but to let Van Gaal leave.
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Fans' melee!
A war of words between the players of the two teams!
Marca, Football, Athletic!
Countless reports from all football media!
finally!
October 9, 2014!
The seventh round of the English Premier League has begun.
At seven o'clock in the evening.
The bus with the blue team emblem of Manchester City drove out of the gate of Manchester City Club amidst bursts of crazy shouts.
And in the bus.
Su Bai and Aguero, who were sitting in the first row, were not assimilated by the crazy atmosphere of the fans at all.
On the contrary, the two of them kept touching their shiny bald heads with some discomfort.
Fortunately for Su Bai, Su Bai's appearance was that of a resolute and handsome man. This bald head not only didn't make Su Bai look awkward, but actually made Su Bai look more handsome.
I just feel sorry for Lao Gui.
Originally, Lao Gui's head was not very tall, and he usually looked relatively harmonious with his hair growing up, but his head suddenly became hairless.
In addition, Aguero has a face that is hard to describe as handsome.
How do you look at Lao Gui? How awkward!
"Ha ha!"
"Shut up, Hart, if you laugh again, I will kill you that day..."
"Ahem, I was wrong, Sergio, I stopped laughing!"
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The press conference before the game was very dull!
Van Gaal and Klopp are already old acquaintances. They have played against each other several times in the Champions League before.
Moreover, neither of these two coaches likes to talk trash. Therefore, even if the reporters at the scene tried their best to stir up the anger of the two coaches, there was still no result in the end.
However, the two head coaches, who originally looked kind-hearted, returned to their respective locker rooms.
Those disguised faces disappeared in an instant.
"This is Old Trafford!"
"do you know?"
"This is the scariest home stadium in Europe."
“This place has witnessed countless brilliance!”
"And those damn Manchester City people have never easily taken away victory on this turf. Now the whole world is looking down on us Manchester United!"
"I want you to treat this game like a Champions League final!"
"Don't let down the Manchester United fans who have been in the stands for countless years!"
"We have been preparing for this game for half a month."
"I know that Su is very strong, but we should be lucky that the current Manchester City team is only as strong as Su!"
"As long as we follow our previous tactical arrangements and stay focused on the court at all times!"
"I believe we can win this game!"
"Jones, remember, you must keep your eyes on that Su at all times and don't let him have any chance to directly hit the goal. Rojo will help you!"
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In the Manchester United dressing room, Lao Fan was mobilizing the players with a flushed face.
Giggs was standing next to Lao Fan, clutching his notebook with both hands. At this moment, Giggs wished he could put on that red jersey and play for Manchester United again!
And Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney, who was sitting in the middle of the team, had even more exposed veins!
Rooney can't wait to teach the Manchester City Shark who made him embarrassed at Old Trafford a lesson.
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On the contrary, at this moment, in the Manchester City dressing room.
All the Manchester City players looked at the bald duo sitting in the middle of the crowd with smiles!
As for winning the game?
Facing this Manchester United with no star power at all, the entire Manchester City team seemed not to worry that they would fail!
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"Sports Weekly!"
"Sports Weekly!"
"Everyone is welcome to watch the 2014-2015 English Premier League season with me in the live broadcast room of Sports Weekly on Sunday morning!"
"Today, Wang Tao and I will bring you the seventh round of the Premier League, the Manchester Derby at home between Manchester United and their rival Manchester City!"
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ps: First update, continue typing, I’ll take the train home tomorrow!
