Chapter 563: Your son may not be a human, but you are a real dog!

Style: Girl Author: fried catWords: 1923Update Time: 24/01/12 03:44:41
But these men are unwilling to perform, so is she willing to perform?

She doesn't make a living by singing and dancing. Showing it off in front of a group of people always makes her feel like a monkey "acting in a monkey show".

Faced with the expectant expressions of a crowd of people, Xia Li maintained the last bit of kindness and said very sincerely: "Performing on stage is okay, but singing and dancing is not.

How about I show them 365 ways to make a bomb?

Otherwise, you can also demonstrate the weak points of various machines. How can you make the lights and power supply of the large conference hall completely fail within three seconds without turning on the switch? "

Everyone present:…

The second platoon leader looked at Xia Li with difficulty, "Are you going to put on a show, or are you going to dismantle the Northeastern Corps?

A good little girl should not always have talents that are no different from those of a terrorist! "

She obviously has such a beautiful face, but because both her beating skills and her talents are too hard-core, these men, who have not seen a woman for several years, are completely unable to have those charming thoughts.

As a woman who can't find a crush among thousands of singles, shouldn't the fourth platoon leader do some introspection?

Xia Li shrugged, "There's nothing I can do about it, I'm good at this.

In the army, I am a soldier regardless of gender. When you fight me, you don't emphasize gender. "

Lan Xiasheng's tooth ached when he heard what his platoon leader said. He wrinkled his face and asked, "Platoon leader, if we treat you like a girl, can you just hit us lightly?"

Xia Li tilted her head and looked at him, grinning sinisterly, "Are you looking down on women? Are you afraid that I won't have the strength? I will entertain you well next time you train!"

Lan Xiansheng:! ! !

Lan Xia Sheng's wails suddenly filled the small conference room, and the others fell down laughing.

Watching the fun, the captain of the second row laughed so much that he almost lost his breath.

Xia Li turned around, his eyes wandering over the second platoon leader's black bear-like physique, "Actually, I think it's quite appropriate for the second platoon leader to dance.

You will definitely look plump in a skirt! Aren’t all the middle-aged women in Mao Ziguo like him?

It is also easy to find a suitable skirt in the Northeast. "

The second platoon leader's smile was all stuck on his face, and his face suddenly turned a little dark when facing the expressions of "This seems to be a good idea, I don't need to be involved anyway".

He said angrily to Xia Li: "Look at my body, can I look like a girl even if I put on a skirt?"

Xia Li: "Oh, you can wear pink then."

The room suddenly burst into laughter.

Second platoon leader: ...

No one else wanted to do the show, but Xia Li wanted to do it, but no one else gave up. In the end, after everyone made a fuss, this arduous task really fell on the leader of the second platoon.

When the meeting ended, the leader of the second platoon looked at Xia Li as if he was looking at a scumbag who always gave up.

If Xia Li hadn't insisted that "as long as he goes on stage, he has to perform hard-core talents" and could not defeat Xia Li with force, the second platoon leader would have wanted to pull Xia Li and have a back-and-forth dance with him.

After everyone finished discussing, they went back to their dormitories.

Although the people from the South Island Corps and the Northeast Corps are both soldiers, they are not in the same army after all.

After the people from the South Island Corps arrived, the Northeast Corps directly vacated a building for them to use as dormitories.

Xia Li was the only woman in the entire Marine Corps, so she was naturally given a single room.

I lay on the bed and played another single-player game. When I looked at the time, it was already eight forty.

She got up and put on her clothes, wrapped herself into a ball, picked up a large bag of things, and quietly left the dormitory building.

When she was separated from Li Qingnan in the playground, Li Qingnan gave her a "9" sign.

This was the code for the time they agreed to set up when they went out to do bad things in the middle of the night before she came to South Island.

Even though Li Qingnan wouldn't know some things if she didn't reveal them, Xia Li felt that since she had made friends, she should be open and honest.

Li Qingnan obviously didn't want to join the army before. It would be very inhumane for her to hide the fact that he was involved in the army because of her.

When Xia Li arrived at the playground, it was still five minutes before nine o'clock.

Even though the lights were not turned on on the playground, the white snow on the ground reflected the moonlight, allowing people to see the night scene clearly.

There was a man wearing a military coat on the snow, jumping up and down with his hands in his sleeves.

The big, fat, red-haired black dog next to him was using his four hooves to imitate his master in jumping around on the snow. It looked particularly funny.

Li Qingnan had just arrived, but the weather was really too cold.

If I don't jump on the ground, I feel like I will freeze immediately.

Just when he was about to tell his dog, "Don't imitate me, do you know you are so stupid like this?" When he turned around, he saw Xia Li walking over carrying a large military bag, and a big smile suddenly appeared on his face.

He waved his hand widely and lowered his voice like a thief. In fact, the volume was not low and he shouted: "This way! This way!"

Xia Li ran over and stuffed the heavy bag into Li Qingnan's arms.

"Souvenirs brought to you from the South Island."

Li Qingnan weighed the weight on his hands and immediately felt happy.

"Pretty heavy."

He didn't have the consciousness not to open the gift in front of the person who gave it to him, so he opened the package in a few seconds.

Seeing the densely packed salted fish and bacon inside, I felt even happier.

He threw a piece of bacon on the ground and said excitedly to his dog: "Son, come on! Thank you sister quickly!"

The old man with the big black dog's tongue hanging out from his mouth happily ran over and shouted to Xia Li: "Woof!"

Then I started making bacon.

A long piece of bacon was eaten by him in a few mouthfuls.

Xia Li:...? ? ?

Your son may not be a human, but you are a real dog!