After talking to Ye Yang Bailiu, Chen Xing asked Xiao Yang to open a bottle of wine and drink alone. His mood was a bit complicated. He thought everything would be fine after conquering the Silver Claw Principality, but he did not expect that the future was still vague and full of uncertainty.
After taking a sip of strong wine and feeling warm all over, Chen Xing took a long breath, leaned on the sofa, and looked at the deck above in trance.
"Boss, are you free now?"
There was a voice next to him. Chen Xing was thinking about something. It took him a while to realize that it was the driver Xiao Yang talking to him.
"What's wrong?"
Chen Xing turned his head lazily and saw Xiao Yang looking slightly hesitant. Xiao Yang was born with a horse-like face and small eyes. He is the standard template of an honest herbivorous person.
Seeing that the other party was hesitating, maybe something was wrong, Chen Xing twisted his neck, stretched his muscles, and asked, "What's the matter?"
Probably a little nervous, after getting his consent, Xiao Yang showed a silly smile, picked up the bottle, helped pour the wine, and asked, "Boss, I want to ask you a question..."
"There are many girls around you, and you must understand girls' thoughts better than I do."
"I just want to ask, why do girls always laugh when they chat with me?"
"What do they mean?"
"they?"
Chen Xing caught the key word, and the "they" were plural. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yang seemed to be honest, but he was always trying to get rid of many people. It's true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance!
"No, no!" Xiao Yang blushed and quickly denied, "I'm talking about Xuan'er. Now I only chat with her. Even when I chatted with other girls before, they also liked to laugh."
"Xuan'er?" Chen Xing asked again. He didn't remember knowing such a person.
"That's the girl from the Longshi Town cafe, the one you and Master Fei introduced to me." Xiao Yang gestured.
"Oh, it's Xiaoxuan." Chen Xing remembered. This little Yang always liked to call girls something, but he didn't react for a while.
"It's a good thing to be able to make girls laugh." Chen Xing said, "When girls smile, it means they are happy. Throughout the ages, how many heroes have sweated, shed blood, and spent a lot of money to make beautiful women smile." He smiled and praised. He said, "You can make people laugh just by chatting with them. This is not an easy thing."
"Really?"
Xiao Yang's eyes shone, as if he had discovered a new world.
"Yes, based on this alone, he is already stronger than most heroes." Chen Xing commented.
Xiao Yang was excited for a moment, then became worried again, "But why do I feel like they are not very happy?"
Chen Xing felt something strange, so he stretched out his hand and said, "Show me your chat history."
"Okay." Xiao Yang took out his portable screen, connected the black watch to call up the record, and then handed it to Chen Xing.
Chen Xing took over and couldn't help but let out a sigh. This portable screen is very old. Not only does it respond slowly, the screen is cracked, and the "note19" model logo on it is also partially peeled off.
"Why are you still using such an old machine?" Chen Xing couldn't help but ask. Using such an outdated portable screen is really not worth the salary of the assistant to the supreme commander of the expeditionary force.
Xiao Yang scratched his head and said, "It's still usable, but I haven't replaced it."
"Change it for me quickly!" Chen Xing scolded, "If others see it, they will think that I am deducting military pay and denying food to the brothers below!"
"Change when you get back, change when you get back." Xiao Yang nodded repeatedly.
Chen Xing moved his eyes back to the screen. This machine was really old, the picture was dim and blurry, and it looked very laborious.
[Chat between Xiaoyangyang and Master Xuan]
After seeing the name in the chat box clearly, Chen Xing immediately had a bad feeling.
"Hey, hey, hey, you are the assistant to the supreme commander of the expeditionary force, so you have turned into a little sheep?" Chen Xing asked angrily.
"Isn't the little sheep good? I think it's quite cute." Xiao Yang seemed to be immersed in the beautiful memories, and a silly smile appeared on his face unconsciously, "Xuan'er said, Xiao Yang is the little sheep, the little sheep Sheep are the cutest..."
Chen Xing suddenly lost his temper when he saw Xiao Yang's intoxicated look, shook his head and sighed, and did not continue to talk about this topic.
Little Yangyang: Are you there?
Master Xuan: What?
Little Yangyang: I heard a joke today, it was very funny.
Little Yangyang: I almost died laughing.
Little Sheep: One little pig is fat, two little pigs are silly, three little pigs are squealing...
Little Yangyang: Hahaha~
Little Yangyang: It’s so interesting. I’ve been laughing all afternoon.
Little Yangyang: Xuan'er, is this joke funny?
Master Xuan: Haha...
"Is your joke funny?" Chen Xing raised his head and looked at Xiao Yang blankly.
"It's funny. Look, the little pig is fat, clumsy, and so cute." Xiao Yang said while gesturing, using two fingers to draw round things, although Chen Xing couldn't tell what he was drawing. , but it is probably related to pigs.
Chen Xing continued to look at the chat history.
Little Yangyang: Xuan'er, I'm learning to sing recently, and even our boss praised me for my good singing.
Little Yangyang: Let me sing you a song.
Send sound media files.
The other party has received it.
Little Yangyang: Xuan'er, whether I sing well or not, I sing it for you.
Master Xuan: Haha...
"When have I ever praised your singing?" Chen Xing raised his head and asked.
"Yes, last time we were in the living room, we drew lots to perform." Xiao Yang said.
"Oh..." Chen Xing remembered. It did happen when we played in the house last time, but he was praising Xiao Yang for twerking well, and it had nothing to do with singing.
He continued to look at the chat history. Because many of the contents were boring, they were all "Are you there?" "What are you doing?" "Put on more clothes and drink more hot water." "Haha..." and the like, over and over again. There wasn't much nutrition, so he swiped down.
During the drawing process, a piece of information caught his eye.
Master Xuan: Alas...
Little Yangyang: What's wrong with Xuan'er? Is she feeling uncomfortable somewhere?
Master Xuan: The weather is bad and my chest feels a little tight.
Little Yangyang: Now in the rainy season, it is hot and cold and humid. You should wear more clothes and drink more hot water.
Master Xuan: Yeah~
Master Xuan: Little Yangyang is so kind to me.
Received the link from Master Xuan.
Chen Xing clicked on the link, and it turned out to be an online shopping advertisement for primary constitution medicine.
Master Xuan: The price of the physical medicine in the drug store has been reduced. The set of three pills from Xifeisi only costs 480 gold per box.
Master Xuan: If I can increase my physical fitness a little bit, I won’t have chest tightness during the rainy weather.
Chen Xing couldn't stand it anymore and asked Xiao Yang, "Did you buy her a physical potion?"
"Yes." Xiao Yang said matter-of-factly, "Xuan'er said that a woman's physique should be higher so that she can have healthy babies in the future."
"I also want West African ones. I used to use local products in Longshi Town!" Chen Xing couldn't help but feel a little angry. This Xiaoxuan went too far, and she simply regarded Xiao Yang as an easy target.
Not only do they want expensive evolution potions, they also want ones from the best manufacturers. West Africans is the manufacturer of Black Watch and a high-end pharmaceutical manufacturer. The price of medicines is more than twice that of ordinary manufacturers.
Generally, primary constitution potions produced locally in Longshi Town only cost about 60 gold coins, and larger manufacturers only cost about 100 gold coins. Only West Africa's primary potions sell for close to 200 gold coins.
Of course, the efficacy of the medicine is also 30% higher than that of ordinary primary medicines. If you have money, the more expensive the better.
Chen Xing rowed all the way to the bottom.
Little Yangyang: Xuan'er, let's play poker online.
It shows up after a while.
Little Yangyang: If you don’t like it, we can play checkers.
It shows up after a while.
Little Yangyang: Xuan'er, why don't you speak?
Little Yangyang: Are you angry?
Master Xuan: No time, I have to take a shower.
Little Yangyang: Then go ahead.
Little Sheep: After washing, go to bed early.
The last chat record was from last night. Chen Xing rubbed his brow, feeling like he was reading a "Green Tea Goddess Textbook".
This can't continue like this. After all, Xiao Yang is his, and he can't just watch the other person being deceived.
"Go to the kitchen and see what's available for lunch."
"oh."
Chen Xing dismissed Xiao Yang, dialed the voice of Fei Ye Lu Shanhai, and told him about Xiao Yang and Xiao Xuan's situation.
"So, are we just working as pimps?" Lu Shanhai couldn't help but laugh at himself, "The kind that lures fat sheep to be slaughtered by others..."
"Almost." Chen Xing nodded.
"Why are girls so unethical these days!" Lu Shanhai sighed and said with some embarrassment, "But one of them is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, so we can't say anything."
"It's almost five hundred gold coins. You can buy half a house in a small place." Chen Xing said in a serious voice, "To put it more seriously, it is a crime of fraud."
"It's easy to ask the gods but hard to send them away. Let's wait until Xiao Yang comes back to see how to deal with it." Lu Shanhai sighed.
