Li Jiangchen leaned over and patted his brother on the shoulder: "Third brother, what are you looking at?"
The moment Li Yunzheng turned around, he closed his eyes.
He opened it again and kicked Li Jiangchen away: "It stinks to death."
Li Jiangchen chuckled: "After flying for more than ten hours, it's normal to have stinky spots."
Li Yunzheng waved his hand, indicating to stay away from him.
Li Jiangchen returned to his bedroom and saw biscuits on the plate on the bedside table, so he picked them up and ate them.
"Oh, I'm so exhausted. Third brother, let me lie down on your bed for a while."
Li Jiangchen lay down with a biscuit in one hand and the other hand on the back of his head, swinging his legs leisurely.
Li Yunzheng glanced at him and gave a kind suggestion: "If I were you, I wouldn't sleep in my bed."
"Why do we two brothers have to be so different? You don't think I'm smelly, do you?"
"Everyone knows that you stink, but you still need me to dislike you? Get up quickly."
"Don't be so stingy. You have mysophobia because your house is too clean. If you let me lie down for two more days, your mysophobia might be cured."
Li Yunzheng leaned against the railing and looked at the fool sympathetically: "Are you comfortable? If you feel comfortable, you can roll two more times."
"Fuck you, think I'm a dog."
After saying this, he actually rolled around on the bed twice.
After rolling, he lay on the bed and sighed: "It's still more comfortable at home."
He traveled half the world this month, which was great, but also tiring.
Now lying in a warm home, I feel so happy.
Suddenly, Li Jiangcheng scratched his neck.
Then he scratched his arm again.
"Damn, it's so itchy. Third brother, how long has it been since you washed these sheets?"
Li Jiangchen felt itchy all over his body, and he got up quickly: "You look clean, why is the bed so dirty? I have never been so itchy while sleeping among mosquitoes."
Li Yunzheng waved his hand: "Come."
Li Jiangchen walked over inexplicably, and Li Yuncheng pointed to the person far away by the lake, "The person pushing the wheelchair is Gu Mingyan. She is the culprit of your itching."
Li Jiangchen scratched his head and asked: "What do you mean?"
"She put bed bugs in my bed."
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"I reminded you, it's you who insists on lying down."
Li Jiangchen was speechless for a long time, staring at Gu Mingyan in the distance: "Why did this kid put bedbugs on your bed?"
Li Yunzheng sighed quietly: "Maybe he doesn't like me."
"She is too crazy. She comes to our house as a guest and she doesn't like you. Who gives her face?"
Li Jiangchen rolled up his sleeves while scratching his itch, and decided to show this kid some color.
**
Gu Mingyan pushed her brother to bask in the sun for an hour, until her brother fell asleep, and then went home.
After helping her brother to bed and waiting for him to fall asleep, Gu Mingyan returned to her room.
After one night of disinfecting, all the bed bugs should be gone.
If there were still live insects, she would have to continue crowding her brother's room tonight.
As soon as he opened the door and walked in, a muscular figure rushed over.
Gu Mingyan was startled and subconsciously avoided it. After the figure flew into the air, he turned around and pounced again.
With a "boom", Gu Mingyan was thrown to the ground. After a closer look, he recognized Li Jiangchen.
Li Jiangchen was like a mountain, holding her neck with a pair of bear hands, with a sinister expression: "Did you bully my third brother?"
Gu Mingyan was hit and pressed so hard that she almost vomited. She patted his arm hard and signaled him to get up.
When Li Jiangchen saw that she couldn't speak, he picked her up from the ground like a chicken.
Gu Mingyan managed to stand still, thinking that none of the men in the Li family was weak. She weighed more than 80 kilograms and was like a toy in his hands.
"Let me ask you, have you bullied my third brother?"
Gu Mingyan covered his neck and coughed, then said, "Let go first."
This is the Li family, and we are not afraid of her running away.
Li Jiangchen let go of his hand and threw her aside. Just as he was about to "warn" her, Gu Mingyan suddenly ran over. Li Jiangchen subconsciously stretched out his hand, but she suddenly held down his arm, and at the same time used the force to take off, raising her legs and clamping them. Holding his neck, he rolled sideways beautifully.
With a "bang", Li Jiangchen was knocked to the ground as the world spun.
This change occurred in just a few seconds. Li Jiangchen was lying on the ground, his whole body in a state of confusion.
He stared at the ceiling in disbelief.
Such a fierce man was actually knocked down by Gu Mingyan, a weak and chicken-like guy with just one move? ? ?
This unscientific.
Li Jiangchen became more energetic now.
He jumped up and was about to fight Gu Mingyan a few more times, when suddenly a figure struck him in front of him.
Gu Mingyan looked at him with a smile and said, "Welcome home."
"Bunny girl!" Li Jiangchen's eyes shone, "You gave it to me?"
"I bought it specially for you..."
Before Gu Mingyan could finish her words, she saw Li Jiangchen rushing towards her with an "ouch" sound, snatching the bunny girl from her hand, and then put his face on the bunny girl's big breasts with a look of infatuation, and started rubbing against her crazily. .
This picture is quite explosive.
Gu Mingyan looked at it with a dark look on his face.
I knew that Li Jiangchen liked bunny girl figurines, but I didn't expect that he would like them so much.
No wonder he didn't dare to show it in front of Li Zhenghua in his previous life, because no matter how you look at it, this hobby is a bit obscene.
"You really gave it to me?" Li Jiangchen was still a little doubtful.
"Don't you like figurines? I thought you were coming back soon, so I bought you one as a gift to welcome you home." Gu Mingyan pretended to hold out her hand, "If you don't like it, I'll return it. "
"Give it to me. It's mine. Do you still want to return it?"
Li Jiangchen was afraid that she would take it back, which made Gu Mingyan couldn't help but laugh.
After she moved into Li's house in her previous life, Li Jiangchen was the first to express goodwill to her.
Li Jiangchen also helped her when she escaped, so Gu Mingyan always remembered his kindness.
Li Jiangchen couldn't put it down and played with the Bunny Girl, "Speaking of which, how do you know I like Bunny Girl figurines?"
Gu Mingyan said vaguely: "Young boys all like these."
Li Jiangchen showed an expression like "We are actually the same people", grabbed her neck, and said with a smile: "I will send it to you next time a new episode comes out."
Half of this guy's body weight was on her. Gu Mingyan was almost pushed down by him again. She didn't even pay attention to what he meant. She said "hmm" randomly and took his arm away.
Li Jiangchen touched his chin and said, "You're a pretty good guy, and you even know how to buy me gifts. Why is it that Third Brother made you sound like a little bastard?"
Hearing this, Gu Mingyan still didn't understand: "So it was Li Yunzheng who instigated you to come to trouble me."
"That's not true. My third brother has always been kind to others, and he didn't know how to fight back when he was bullied. I heard that you threw bed bugs on his bed, and I got angry so I came to beat you. It has nothing to do with my third brother. Don't He was wronged.”
"..."
Gu Mingyan was quite speechless after hearing this.
You're the big fool who helped count the money after being sold.
No matter it was in the previous life or in this life, he was still so naive.
Perhaps we shouldn't blame Li Jiangchen for being too honest, but rather Li Yunzheng for being too good at pretending. No one knew that underneath his innocent appearance, he was a crazy person.
