In a dark room.
An orange lamp suddenly lit up with a click. Under the light was a long wooden table, shiny with oil. Moving slowly along the light, there is a serious face of a young man.
Konohamaru looked around, nodded, raised his fist and shouted energetically.
"Now that we are all here, let's start our battle plan!"
"What?" Udon scratched his head, a little confused, "What battle plan? Aren't we going to discuss what gift to give to Brother Naruto?"
"Giving gifts is also a battle plan. You have to give a creative gift!" Menghuang jumped out and clenched his fists, "We can't lose!"
"But... no one can compete with us." Udon couldn't help but complain.
"How about recording wedding blessings?" Konohamaru was not affected by Udon's complaints at all, and said enthusiastically, "Looking for someone to record wedding blessings everywhere!"
"Is it too late? The wedding is the day after tomorrow, and we can't find too many people!" Udon expressed difficulty, "If we find people now, it will take two days."
"That's why it's worth the challenge!" Konohamaru said with great momentum, "Very good, Udon, go find the video recorder, Moehuang, go contact the Hokage-sama!"
"I'll go find someone else and make sure to prepare the wedding blessings before the day after tomorrow!"
"Yes!" Menghuang was the first to respond.
Udon sighed silently. At this point, he could only raise his hands and continue. It would not be difficult for him to get a video recorder.
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"Naruto is getting married, what gift should I give him? Damn it!" Inuzuka Kiba hit his head on the table twice, "I have received a lot of gifts from that guy over the years."
"Who doesn't? That guy really loves giving gifts." Dingci rubbed his temples, "I was so busy being happy for him that I forgot what gift to choose. I can't just give him nothing."
"What did Shikamaru give you?" Choji turned around and asked.
"I don't know, give him a pair of big antlers." Shikamaru waved his hand, also confused, "I usually receive too many gifts, I don't know how to give them back to Naruto."
"Ningji, you too?" Dingci was a little curious.
"Yeah." Neji nodded.
"Where's Xiao Li?"
"I don't know what gift to give. How about a pair of dumbbells?" Xiao Li asked, scratching his head.
"Not very good." Ding Ci curled his lips, "What's the use of giving dumbbells to newlyweds? Are they used for exercise?"
"Then what should I give?" Xiao Li collapsed.
"Naruto, this guy, let's forget about being a scumbag in terms of relationships, but how can he be equally generous in giving favors and gifts?" Choci let out a long sigh, "I've never seen such a top-notch person, it's really amazing."
"He has given away everyone he can, and now his marriage is even more lively than when Kakashi became the Sixth Hokage." Inuzuka Kiba complained as he lay on the table.
"I can't help it. People from the Fire Country are like this. They don't want to owe favors." Shikamaru held his head and leaned back on the chair. He looked up at the night and said, "I took too much. I don't know how to pay it back."
"Yes, I already have a child. I don't know what to give as a gift to the child. It's a headache!" Inuzuka Kiba agreed.
Shino Aburame looked even more worried. He was not good at words and it took him a long time to speak.
"What should I give?"
"I don't know, you ask me, who am I asking?" Inuzuka Kiba exhaled, "Originally, I thought this guy would get married earlier than us, but who knew he would get married so late."
"If he gets married early, we won't have to think too hard. Most of the gifts we can give have been given by that guy, so we can't give him the same gift."
"Yes." Dingji suddenly felt a headache, "I plan to give you high-end meal coupons, but one portion may not be enough, at least a stack will be enough."
"Then I'll give you a high-level shogi, along with a few big antlers and some deer antlers." Shikamaru said casually.
"It's a pity that Naruto doesn't like dogs and doesn't keep dogs." Inuzuka Kiba thought about it for a while, "Let's give him gold. Dog-headed gold can barely be considered a dog, right?"
"What are you giving?" Choji turned to stare at Inuzuka Kiba, "Okay, okay, you're giving a gift like this, right? What are you doing? If you do this again, I'll file a complaint with your mother first."
"Go away, just get another one." Inuzuka Kiba said impatiently. It was indeed quite profitable to raise a dog, but due to Choji's words, he had to take it back.
"Where's Neji? What did you give me?"
"Relatives, don't be too formal." Neci said with a calm expression, "The Hyuga clan has good wine, just give him a few bottles for his collection."
"What? Is this okay?" Inuzuka Kiba was stunned.
"I know what gift to give. There is royal jelly honey in the north of Konoha Forest. It is expensive. I can go and get some." Aburame Shino said.
Choji was sweating profusely, as his gift seemed to be the most ordinary, but he firmly believed that Xiao Li couldn't think of any normal gift, and Inuzuka Kiba was also a fool.
In short, I don't have to be at the bottom. A stack of high-end meal coupons is actually something that is rare.
Just when a few people were struggling, Konohamaru suddenly appeared from the darkness, holding a coquettish red video recorder in his hand, and slapped him in the face.
"Brothers, please record your wedding blessings!"
The people who were married by Dingci turned their heads subconsciously, not wanting to face the camera. They turned their heads in embarrassment after hearing the wedding blessing.
"I haven't thought about it yet, Ya, you come first." Chongji declined.
"Why should I go first?" Ya refused, "Let Xiao Li come first!"
"Hey! I'll come first. I'll come first. Happy wedding, Naruto!" Xiao Li rushed forward, frightening Konohamaru who was in charge of filming, and kept backing away.
Next was Inuzuka Kiba, who said some nonsense about how husband and wife should get along well.
Choji scratched his head and said, "You should eat well even after you get married." This kind of nonsense was even more unnutritious. Shikamaru looked up at the sky and muttered a happy wedding.
Neji said a few words of congratulations, and Shino was silent for a while.
"Hinata, Ino, Naruto, happy wedding."
As soon as I said the words, I always felt something was strange. After thinking about it carefully, I felt it was reasonable. I didn't know what to say.
Several people took turns to send blessings, and they struggled for a long time, but the effect was not satisfactory. Konohamaru put down the video recorder in frustration and sighed.
"This video is totally useless. It can't be used as a gift at a wedding!"
"Who cares about you, kid." Inuzuka Kiba's words were a critical hit, a natural thorn.
Konohamaru glanced at Inuzuka Kiba and recognized the shameless person who made several of them foot the bill last time. I felt contempt in my heart, completely forgetting that Naruto was the one who let go first.
"Brothers, can you be more serious? Time is really running out!" Konohamaru fell to the ground with a frustrated face, "Why?"
"You have to ask why." Shikamaru scratched his head and looked around, "Most of us are married, so it's really hard to say something against our will."
"Happy wedding, you see, no one among us is that happy."
Konohamaru was stunned, he couldn't understand.
"Getting married is a very happy thing, my grandfather said before."
"For that kind of thing, the prerequisite is not to get married for the sake of getting married." Choci interrupted Konohamaru, stood up and said, "It's not that we are unhappy, we just don't have much feeling about getting married."
"Why?" Konohamaru asked unwillingly.
"Not everyone can get married with the person they love each other. The reality is that the time doesn't match up and the space doesn't match up, so they get married in a haphazard manner." Shikamaru explained.
"Naruto-san" Konohamaru lowered his arms and hung the camera by his legs.
"He, Na Hundan is an exception." Choci waved his hand, a little impatiently, "That guy seduced all the most beautiful female ninjas among our group of ninjas."
In the end, the blessing was still not recorded, and there was only a bunch of awkward and awkward videos, so Konohamaru simply withdrew first. I plan to find other more stable adults to record first, and then talk to them later.
Late at night, Hokage Building.
Looking at the dark lens in front of him, Kakashi hesitated for a while and said with a smile.
"In a blink of an eye, the disciples are about to get married. For a while, I really didn't have anything to say. Maybe it's because I have no experience in getting married. Let me think about it first."
"How about you go find Jiraiya-sama first?"
Hearing this, Konohamaru was stunned.
"Jiraiya-sama is back?"
"Yes, you should stay with Naruto now. You should go to the tavern on the east side of Konoha Street and look for it. You should be able to find it," Kakashi said.
"Stay with Brother Naruto, forget it." He looked decadent, "This was originally a surprise. If Brother Naruto saw it in advance, there would be no point in coming."
"That's it." Kakashi said in a lazy tone, "Then you can only wait until tomorrow to find Jiraiya-sama. You can look for it at the hot springs in the West District, and you should be able to find it."
"Tomorrow will be too late!" Konohamaru complained.
"Then what can I do? Who made Naruto get married in such a hurry?" Kakashi waved his hand, "I don't know what gift to give now. If it doesn't work, you can ask Shikamaru."
"What about Tsunade-sama? Has she come back?" Konohamaru asked again, unwilling to give up.
"No." Kakashi shook his head, "No one can be found. Tsunade-sama's whereabouts are uncertain. Unless the ninja world explodes, it is impossible for her to appear."
Speaking of this, Kakashi couldn't help but sigh and said with his head on his hands.
"I really envy Tsunade-sama this kind of life. When can I step down from office?"
Konohamaru sighed and left. After struggling all night, he got nothing done, mainly because the time was too hasty.
If you give him more time, maybe
Konoha Street East Area, Tavern.
Under the orange light, Naruto sat together with a tall man wearing a red coat and long white hair. Plates of wine and food were placed in front of them.
"You've delayed getting married until now, why are you so hasty?" Jiraiya raised his head and drank a glass of wine.
"The war has just ended. One Zetsu escaped, and White Zetsu has not completely disappeared." Naruto casually picked up a chopstick to eat and drink, "Who knows what will happen after a while, we can't keep waiting like this."
"What did you hear?" Jiraiya paused for a moment and turned to look at Naruto.
"No, it's just a guess." Naruto said casually, "Speaking of which, you have been wandering outside for so long. Apart from visiting fashion shops, have you found the Child of Prophecy?"
"I think I found it, but I'm not sure yet." Jiraiya seemed a little hesitant. In the past two years, in addition to collecting intelligence, he was looking for the Son of Prophecy.
The former has been reimbursed for Konoha's expenses, while the latter has been looking for decades but still has no confidence.
Hearing this, Naruto was speechless.
Xindao Laodeng, I’m almost at the end of the road here, you said you’re about to find the son of prophecy?
"Who?" he asked.
"I said I'm not sure, maybe I made a mistake." Jiraiya's words were vague. He was questioned for a long time before he said, "It may be related to the Uchiha clan."
"Evil Uchiha?"
Naruto almost blurted out that he wasn't much better. However, he usually did a lot of frame-up and bad things, so he almost subconsciously spat out these words.
"What evil Uchiha?" Jiraiya asked, "Are you talking about the defected Uchiha Sasuke?"
"More or less, Uchiha people are quite strange." Naruto sneered, not entangled in this topic, "What do you mean when you say that the Children of Prophecy are related to Uchiha?"
"Old Toad had another dream, and this time he gave a more accurate prophecy." Jiraiya came closer, there seemed to be hesitation on his face, "You are getting married soon, so don't worry about it."
"I didn't say that I wanted to take care of it, I was just curious and wanted to hear it." Naruto was really annoyed with that old toad, and he prophesied all day long, probably due to the influence of Otsutsuki's chakra.
"Okay, I can't say for sure." Jiraiya looked confused, "The old man said that the son of prophecy might be the one who destroyed the ninja world, and he has a pair of evil eyes."
"That's probably an Uchiha." Naruto analyzed.
"Good and evil only happen in a moment, who knows." Jiraiya shook his head and said, "Based on the information I have collected, it is possible that the son of the prophecy is Sasuke, but it is probably not accurate."
"Why?"
"Uchiha Sasuke really wanted to change the world. He once tried to join forces with Yakushi Kabuto to destroy the world." Jiraiya sighed, a little discouraged.
"It's not just Sasuke who is the only Uchiha, but you don't have to worry about the lustful immortal." Naruto comforted, "Anyway, the prophecy is not accurate, so there is no need to look for it anymore."
"I've been looking for the son of the prophecy for half my life, how can I give up so easily." Jiraiya muttered, "Let's not talk about it anymore, you should just pay attention to your wedding."
"There's nothing to worry about. I'm the free one right now. Someone has taken care of things." Naruto said, "Let's put it this way, I've been hanging around outside for the past two days to see what weird things those guys will give me. Gift."
"I usually give them gifts when I have the chance. To put it bluntly, I haven't even left a dog behind. I'm just waiting for this day, haha."
Looking at Naruto's heartless smile, Jiraiya couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. What a misfortune for the master, he now finally understands Kakashi's mood.
There are several such disciples, and there is a high probability that they will never want to take on a disciple again in this life, which is really embarrassing. (End of chapter)
