Naruto was really not a human being, so much so that the second generations of Konoha were so obsessed with it that they went to parties and evaded orders faster than the other.
Shikamaru was working on documents in the Hokage's office. Kakashi had not yet returned from the battlefield and was busy with his head down when he heard rapid footsteps in the corridor.
He raised his head and the door was pushed open directly.
"Shikamaru! Something's wrong!" Inuzuka Kiba looked anxious, his head covered with sweat, and he didn't even bother to breathe, "Something happened! Something happened to Choji!"
"What happened to Choji?"
"Here!. In the hospital!" Inuzuka Kiba finally took a breath, took a deep breath and shouted, "Go and have a look, Shikamaru."
Hearing this, Shikamaru didn't dare to delay, put down the work at hand and rushed to the ninja hospital. On the way, he met Xiao Li and Neji at the same time, as well as Ino who came after hearing the news.
Everyone arrived at Konoha Hospital with heavy hearts and slowly opened the ward door.
"Chouji?"
Everyone was stunned. The expected scene of Choci lying weakly on the hospital bed did not appear. Instead, they saw Choci trying to rub the snack bag over with his plastered hand.
"Why are you here?" Dingci was also confused, and then he hid his plaster hands and legs with a guilty conscience, "You didn't see anything just now."
Shikamaru narrowed his eyes slightly and immediately discovered the clue.
"Are you not sick?"
"I'm not sick. Who told you that I was sick?" Dingci sat back on the hospital bed. "I'm fine. I just encountered some special circumstances."
A group of people turned their attention to Inuzuka Kiba and the note "Choji is in the hospital" in his mouth.
"I said he was in the hospital, but I didn't say what happened to him." Inuzuka Kiba looked gloating, pointed at Choji and asked, "Ask Choji why he is here."
"Chouji?" Ino asked confused.
At first, Dingci was hesitant and embarrassed to speak, but after being pressed by everyone, he finally told the whole story.
"My mother asked me to have a meal with the clan elders and treat them to a banquet. Everything was fine. I drank too much and was a little confused for a while."
"Recently, I have been drinking and dining with Naruto frequently. I thought... I thought I was having dinner with Naruto again. Seeing that they had no intention of paying the bill, I was really drunk and confused at that time, really!"
Ino looked confused, "Then, what do you do?"
Shikamaru snapped and covered his face, he could almost imagine what happened. Xiao Li coughed, Neji looked up and looked away, Inuzuka Kiba was smiling mischievously.
"Then I skipped the bill."
"My mother said she was going to break my legs, so I went into the hospital to hide for a few days, hoping this would go away smoothly."
Ino: "????"
Shikamaru coughed, "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first."
Neji: "I have something to do too."
Xiao Li: "I still haven't finished my training. I'll have to double my training when I get back."
Inuzuka Kiba: "Hahahaha, you deserve it."
"What have you been playing all day?" Ino was a little speechless, "You are still just like children, you are so serious. Choji, you can't escape the bill even if you are drunk, right?"
"It's just a joke, who started this habit? It's really disturbing."
In the ward, everyone was strangely silent, staring at Ino.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Ino frowned, "I've never escaped."
Halfway through, she suddenly thought of a possibility and asked tentatively.
"Naruto?"
"Yes!" Everyone nodded.
Ino suddenly blushed and was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak clearly, so he waved his hand and said.
"You guys are so boring, I really don't want to care about you anymore."
After saying that, Ino left in a hurry. Xindao is so shameful, that guy Naruto is so awesome! No matter how old you are, you still act like a child every day, playing like this.
No, it's too embarrassing. I must beat him up next time I see him!
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"No more! Slow down, slow down! Stop, stop, stop!!!" Hydrangea screamed, her back straightened, and the chakra in her body almost overflowed.
"Is that okay?" Naruto stood not far away, holding his hands and watching Hydrangea rolling around on the ground screaming.
"Who asked you to pour so much chakra into your body at once!" Hydrangea replied, "Do you know what it feels like to pour so much chakra into your body?"
"I don't know, I haven't tried it."
"Don't you! Wait a minute, ah!!!" Hydrangea rolled all over the floor, dying of pain.
"You are so weak, weak ninja." Naruto yawned, looked up at the sun, and thought that this woman was too weak.
She couldn't bear this little bit of chakra, and she couldn't bear it even if he was giving him an initiation. How did he lack the talent to recruit her in the first place?
He has been raised as a mascot for these years, and at most he does some small work, which is not very difficult.
Now Naruto was going to send them out to do some bigger jobs, but he was also afraid that Hydrangea and Kurama Yakumo Taina would be shot to death. So they could only choose the evil god's gift to share their power with them.
Speaking of which, he still had to find someone to operate them one by one, and Kurama Yakumo was still in the Land of Grass.
Konan's strength is enough. Uzuki Xiyan doesn't need to leave Konoha Ninja Village for the time being. Miko. The composition of miko is too complicated. Let's wait and see.
Dragon Tongue's talent was average, and he probably needed to distribute chakra. In the end, the only one left was Kurotsuchi.
Hmm. Forget it, Future Leg Shadow is too mean-mouthed, let her suffer a bit first, otherwise all the money will be in vain. This woman is too indulgent and needs to polish her temperament.
Naruto didn't pay special attention to the two Kumogakure, Mabuyi and Samui. Anyway, they will send the message back, so they will ignore it for the time being.
He took some time off from his busy schedule and finally found some free time in the past few days. Naturally, it was impossible for Hydrangea to give up midway. He's still waiting for someone to use him. Although Hydrangea is a little useless, it's better to do things safely.
"Hold on a little longer, and it will be over in one point."
"I can't do it anymore, don't give it to me anymore." Hydrangea said in a hopeless tone, "Wait a minute, I really can't stand it anymore, I don't want it anymore. I don't want it anymore."
"That's alright, it was agreed upon." Naruto ignored her, "Just bear with it a little longer. If you suffer a little now, you will be beaten less next time you go to the battlefield."
"How could I be beaten? Even if I can't win, I can still run away!" She struggled and said, "Really, I don't think it's necessary."
"Oh, I don't want you to think so."
Hydrangea's screams were so miserable that Naruto simply put on earplugs. He didn't take them off until she was rolling on the ground. Hydrangea was lying on the ground with sweat on her face, and she casually caught a glimpse of him taking off his earplugs.
"Ah! Are you human?"
"What's wrong?"
"You're wearing earplugs!"
"I'm a kind-hearted person and I can't hear your screams. What should I do if I don't wear earplugs?" Naruto asked seriously, but he almost broke Hydrangea's guard.
"Is it necessary to pour chakra like this? It hurts too much. I would rather be fucked than go through it again. Dear Evil God, please protect me."
"The evil god does not exist at all. Don't waste your efforts." Naruto said casually, "I am the evil god. Do you believe it? I don't believe it myself. I am just a shell."
"It doesn't matter who the evil god is. I just want to make a wish, and that's all. Someone will bless me." Hydrangea said very realistically, "You can bless me too."
"It doesn't matter what you call it, it's so difficult."
"I just think there is no difference. I don't care about evil gods. It doesn't matter if the ninja world is going to be destroyed." Hydrangea lay motionless on the grass, and the sunset enveloped the forest.
The orange sunset turned red, and the sunset wind in the forest made the leaves rustle and ripple.
"You are really thinking. I don't want the ninja world to be destroyed."
"Of course, you have everything." Ziyanghua curled her lips, full of resentment, "Unless you let me have some free time, I"
"Ah! Didn't it say it's over?"
"I didn't say it, you did."
"I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't complain blindly anymore!" Hydrangea was in agony, but Naruto ignored her and found that there was still room to reach down.
"If you didn't say anything, I didn't know you had so much potential, and you could still use it a little more. Hydrangea, you are really a genius." Naruto said.
"No! No, don't!" Ziyanghua woke up instantly, turned over and wanted to escape, but she couldn't escape.
There was another scream, and Hydrangea's eyes suddenly lost their luster.
Afterwards, Naruto glanced at the hydrangea huddled on the grass, and then glanced at the sky that was about to fall.
"I'm leaving. You can go back by yourself. By the way, I brought you a small gadget."
As he said that, Naruto had a box in his hand and threw it to Hydrangea. The box fell right in front of her, and Hydrangea sat up immediately.
"what?"
"It's a worthless gadget. I brought it to you when I saw it."
Hydrangea opened the box and found a bamboo dragonfly made of expensive material. She was slightly stunned. Last time we chatted, she accidentally mentioned that she felt envious watching others play.
Unexpectedly, the black-hearted Uzumaki Naruto really remembered it, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.
Fortunately, Naruto didn't stand still and look at her, he had to wait for her to say something before leaving. When she looked up, there was no one on the other side. She was really leaving when she said she was leaving.
She picked up the bamboo dragonfly and looked at it for a long time, and then tried rubbing it in the wilderness where the night was getting darker. The bamboo dragonfly slowly rose up, passed over the dark forest tops, and fell into the embrace of the stars.
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"Have you collected the tailed beasts?" Naruto sounded a little impatient and asked, staring at the embarrassed Black Zetsu in front of him, "Three days will be another three days. When do you want me to wait?"
"Didn't you finish taking care of the One and Eight Tails?" Black Zetsu was still a little guilty at first, but when he thought that he was not Uzumaki Naruto's subordinate, he suddenly became hardened again.
"I have already arranged it. I will wait for you to collect the five tailed beasts and I will start immediately." Naruto retorted, "But you keep asking me to wait. When exactly do you want to wait?"
"soon."
"How many pieces will it be soon?" Naruto glanced at him, "Do you know that this is not your business alone? If you can't do it in the first place, don't agree so readily."
"What are you talking about about cooperation? You can't even handle a few tailed beasts that pose no threat. Just say no when negotiating terms."
"This" Hei Jue was silent.
Collecting tailed beasts is obviously his business. He has been busy for a thousand years and has never been in a hurry. Now someone suddenly appeared to cooperate with him and urged him to work overtime.
This feeling is so oppressive. I haven’t had colleagues for hundreds of years, and suddenly I’m about to start to curl up. He couldn't accept it, and he wasn't willing to accept it.
"That's my business. You can resolve the issue of One and Eight Tails first. You don't need to worry about the rest." Hei Jue said.
"If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't work. What do you mean, I don't have to worry about it?" Naruto smiled, "I don't care about the one and eight tails. You can get them yourself."
"Kabuto Yakushi is dead anyway. Since you don't want me to take care of it, you can do it yourself."
"I'll do it myself, just don't do anything." Hei Jue said.
"I won't do anything, and I didn't say I wouldn't let others do anything." Naruto curled his lips, "Go and find your tailed beast quickly, it's quite tough, no wonder there's no movement even after collecting it for so long."
Hei Jue was heartbroken for a while, wondering why he was in such a hurry to go to work?
Scabs deserve to be killed!
But he couldn't resist. It was a bad luck to meet such a weirdo like Uzumaki Naruto. This guy didn't care about his strength, but he still liked to be more serious.
It's simply a weird thing. If he really stares at it, the past hundred years will be wasted.
There was only this chance at the moment, taking advantage of the chaos in the five great nations, and taking advantage of Naruto Uzumaki's opportunity to make a deal with him to gather the nine tailed beasts.
Although Black Zetsu was angry, he was not afraid of Uzumaki Naruto unilaterally suspending the transaction. A deal is a deal, and only by complying with it can both parties avoid something worse from happening.
Watching Black Zetsu leave, Naruto couldn't help but smile.
It's so numb, don't even think about it.
He knew that Black Zetsu would not be able to collect the remaining five tailed beasts for a while, so there was no need for him to worry. He pushed back, just to disgust Hei Zetsu.
Black Zetsu was busy collecting tailed beasts and had no time to plot against Naruto.
The next day.
Naruto went to the Yamanaka Flower Shop to accompany Ino as usual, but suddenly found that the other party seemed unhappy, and he was suddenly confused.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hmph, I didn't do anything." Ino said displeased, "Chouji is hospitalized."
"What hospital is he staying in?" Naruto was stunned. "Have you eaten enough? Or are you starving? He was injured on the battlefield, but he was directly hospitalized when he came back."
"It's not you yet!"
"I have no idea what it has to do with me."
"Chouji was afraid of going home, being beaten to death, and having nowhere to go, so he pretended to be sick and was hospitalized." Ino explained, and then told the cause and effect.
Naruto was dumbfounded, thinking that this guy is better than his predecessor.
"I didn't teach him how to escape the bill. Didn't he figure it out on his own?" Naruto hesitated, "You can't blame me for being self-taught."
"It's not your fault. Yesterday when I asked who brought up this bad trend, they all looked at me." Ino said angrily, "It's so embarrassing, I've lost all my face by you!"
"I'll give it to you if you don't have any money. Why are you avoiding the bill?"
"I have money. This...it's hard to say. I didn't escape the bill first." Naruto was sweating profusely. "They are also at fault, and I'm not the only one."
"Next! Don't do this again!" Ino warned. (End of chapter)
