Emperor Yunwu glared at him, "Don't say useless things and tell the truth."
"What are you doing wearing this? Are you looking down on court clothes?"
Huainan Hou, "???"
Why did he have another crime of looking down on court uniforms?
"Your Majesty, I dressed like this on purpose. It's all with good intentions."
Emperor Yunwu was angry, pointed at his head, reached to the side, drew his sword, and chopped off the thing that provoked him.
"You still provoke me."
"Ah? What, no, Your Majesty, I have been wronged. I haven't finished speaking yet." Huainan Hou's eyes were confused, revealing clear distress. He picked up the hem of his skirt and ran to the side.
Emperor Yunwu slashed at him several times.
Huainan Hou was embarrassed to avoid it.
Then accidentally, he stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell down.
Emperor Yunwu was satisfied and put away his sword.
One of Huainan Hou's big teeth was knocked out.
He held his bloody mouth and cried loudly, "Your Majesty, I have made it clear to you that I have a lot of money. Please come and punish me to hand over my money."
"But you always don't want it, and you only scold me when you see me."
"I'm afraid, I'm sending the money directly. What if the emperor thinks that I have bad intentions and the money came from a wrong way, and you doubt my loyalty?"
"If you don't hand it over, the fiscal revenue will become less and less in recent years. The imperial court is short of money. Your Majesty's private treasury is also short of silver, but the old ministers have a lot of money. If you find me holding a gold mountain, wouldn't you be deceived? If you are guilty, you will be beheaded again when the time comes.”
"After all, the old minister has done so much. Your Majesty, you only hate the old minister and don't see him."
"The old minister had no choice but to keep concubines at home, spend money, and the old minister's cheap son was also a naked little rich man."
"It turns out that Your Majesty doesn't care about the arrogance and extravagance of the old minister."
"I know that Your Majesty must be disgusted with me. I think I'm going to die anyway, so I might as well enjoy it first... ahem, lie down."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Your Majesty, I don't have a smart head, but I can learn from my loyalty."
Emperor Yunwu's expression was a little speechless. He had no choice but to follow what Marquis Huainan told him now.
He recalled the scandalous things Huainan Marquis had done in the past to show off his wealth.
I felt that I was really blind, so I was worried about him being a veteran with meritorious service, so I couldn't bear to look at it.
The ministers are more generous than themselves.
Emperor Yunwu said that he would be jealous after seeing it.
So when he saw Marquis Huainan wearing gold and silver, he felt very unhappy.
Naturally, the number of summons was less.
This year.
This was the first time he summoned Marquis Huainan.
"You have Jinshan." Emperor Yunwu didn't want to think about the stupid things in the past.
It is also a limitation of thinking.
Having seen many people like Cao Guoshi hiding his clumsiness and scheming, it was normal for him to find it difficult to understand Huainan Hou's 'clumsy' way of using provocation to show his sincerity.
after all.
He has too many brains.
Huainan Hou took a mindless path.
They don't call at all!
Huainan Houga made a sound, wondering why the emperor suddenly changed the subject.
He still wanted to express his grievances.
When he saw Emperor Yunwu's dark face, he finally became wiser.
"Yes, that's right, Your Majesty, I really have a gold mine." He answered following the topic.
Emperor Yunwu was satisfied.
If this old boy talks about the stupid things he did before, he will be angry.
"What's going on at Jinshan?"
"Jinshan is a mountain I bought casually when I was just knighted. It's on the hillside next to Baishi Mountain on the outskirts of Beijing."
"Old minister originally just built a thatched cottage there."
"Feel the leisure of retiring from old age and returning home."
"Sit and listen to the sound of spring rain hitting loquats."
"Who would have thought that an unlucky person would dig out a gold mine."
Marquis Huainan began to cry like a boiling kettle again.
"woo woo woo woo……"
"Your Majesty, I am so unlucky."
"Woooooooo..."
"This gold mine is so hot."
Clouds and mist, "..."
[Bullshit, Versailles! 】
[Give it to me. I don't mind it being hot. Unfortunately, I have a pair of iron hands. 】
Marquis Huainan almost couldn't cry anymore.
He suddenly felt that it was great to have a pair of iron hands, and he was envious.
Emperor Yunwu will laugh or not.
He couldn't help laughing, and his expression looked a little ferocious.
"Your Majesty, my old ministers have all told me honestly, you...don't be angry." Huainan Hou happened to see this scene, his knees softened, and he knelt down.
Emperor Yunwu looked away.
He really didn't want to see this old boy acting stupid.
When he was young, he was also a very powerful general on the battlefield.
Why are you so hopeless now that you are getting old?
Emperor Yunwu looked at him with suspicion.
Very puzzling.
Marquis Huainan was uneasy.
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, otherwise, otherwise you can just tell me how to deal with this old minister."
"Old minister, we really can't be frightened."
"Because the doctor said that I am petty-minded and cannot bear to be frightened." Marquis Huainan said it with great sincerity.
"Small-minded?" Emperor Yunwu laughed angrily.
"Yes, even if the heart is small, the silver needle used for acupuncture cannot be thicker than the eye of the needle. It is called a small heart." Huainan Hou didn't realize there was anything wrong at all.
Emperor Yunwu rubbed his forehead.
Talking to him was more tiring than dealing with government affairs all day long.
"Turn over the gold mine."
"If you have nothing to do from now on, just help me make money."
Emperor Yunwu didn't want to be polite to him anymore.
Just use it as a money bag.
We can't let him be so free.
He is still busy handling government affairs all year round, how can any minister be more leisurely than him.
Marquis Huainan showed a troubled expression.
Emperor Yunwu was happy.
"What? You don't want to?"
"No, no, Your Majesty, I just promise. If you do something wrong, don't behead me." Seeing that Emperor Yunwu was not angry, Marquis Huainan climbed up the pole.
Emperor Yunwu looked at him faintly, "If you don't chop off the head, chop off the jade feet."
Marquis Huainan, hug your body tightly!
Huainanhou collapsed.
Huainanhou was afraid.
Marquis Huainan said in a firm voice, "Your Majesty, I have dedicated my life to you and died!"
[Haha, Marquis Huainan actually loves his feet more than his life. This gossip must be recorded. 】
No!
Little monster.
I would like to ask you not to spread the word.
How much money is enough!
"Okay, you go down and take care of what needs to be done."
Emperor Yunwu waved his hand.
It can be said that Hou Huainan is out of sight.
Marquis Huainan left coquettishly, waiting for him to just walk out of the hall.
Eunuch Lin'an came over.
"Father-in-law, why are you following me?"
Eunuch Lin'an said with a smile, "Master Marquis, I'm here to give you some advice. Please pretend you don't know the voice of the eighteenth princess you just heard in the hall."
"What?" Hou Huainan was surprised, "The little monster is the eighteenth princess?"
"Hmm?" Eunuch Lin'an narrowed his eyes at him.
Huainanhou quickly covered his mouth.
Blinking innocently.
He really wanted to say that the little monster was a nickname, but he didn't know whether Mr. Lin'an believed it or not.
"It's the little lucky star." Duke Lin'an said sternly, patting his shoulder, "Next time, Mr. Marquis, don't remember it wrong."
"Yes Yes."
