in trouble?
Who's in trouble?
He just got up at night to go to the toilet.
Chen Ming was slightly startled when he heard this. He turned around and saw Wei Chongchong, who looked normal just now. Now his face was full of panic, and he suddenly felt something was wrong.
This guy is a tough guy, and he definitely has enough courage. A small scene shouldn't scare him.
"What's going on?" Chen Ming quickly walked to the door and looked outside.
At this time, Jiang Peng had already led people to approach the dormitory door. Every night after the lights were turned off, the door to the entry and exit hall on the first floor of the recruit company's dormitory would be locked. They had to unlock it first when they came in, so they couldn't get to them so quickly.
Although Chen Ming didn't see anyone, he heard footsteps and the sound of the door opening not far away, and his brows furrowed tightly.
People who can come at this time, think about it, it will not be as simple as taking a walk.
The lights in the water room and public toilets are relatively bright. The place they were standing just now is close to the door, so people outside may have seen it.
Chen Ming finally figured out what the trouble Wei Chongchong was talking about. The three of them were all in the toilet. There was a strong smell of smoke floating here, and anyone who came in could smell it.
The squad leader had repeatedly warned that smoking was not allowed. If he was caught despite the strong wind, it would make people shudder to think about the squad leader's black face.
"Who?" Wang Shuaibing finally realized something was wrong, quickly threw away the cigarette butt and ran over to ask.
"Jiang Pai, outside." Wei Chongchong said hoarsely and pointed feebly at the door.
This time he was tortured badly. He was blocked in the toilet. The smell was so strong that even if he didn't smoke, he couldn't withstand being searched.
When his cell phone is found, not only him, but also Chen Ming and even the squad leader will be implicated.
However, Wei Chongchong didn't want to cause such trouble.
When he learned that Jiang Pai was outside, Wang Shuaibing's expression changed, but he soon sighed and said with a bitter smile: "How can you always walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? I didn't understand it just now."
"I'm afraid it's too late to go back to the dormitory now. The toilet exit is diagonally opposite the dormitory door. I'm afraid we will be stopped as soon as we go out. Brother Chen, don't worry if you didn't smoke. Fortunately, you didn't smoke just now. You were just promoted to one of us during the day. Class deputy, you can’t have a bad history, I can’t delay you.”
"When people come over later, you can ask me loudly. Since you didn't smoke anyway, they can't catch you. You are the shift deputy. If you come over and see me smoking, you will reprimand me. It's very reasonable."
Chen Ming looked at Wang Shuaibing's resigned look, smiled and said: "Okay, don't be so pessimistic, isn't it just smoking? Do you want to get through this safely?"
"What can you do?" Wang Shuaibing and Wei Chongchong looked at Chen Ming in shock.
People are immediately blocking the door. How can I still have any ideas?
"Of course." Chen Ming looked very calm.
"I hope you can save me, sir." Wang Shuaibing bowed his hands in an old-fashioned way. At this time, he still had the heart to joke.
"It's very simple." Chen Ming smiled, "But Lao Wang, you have to endure some hardships. Also, everyone in other dormitories who came over to smoke in the middle of the night tonight will probably suffer."
"Never mind them. I'm a dead Taoist friend but not a poor Taoist. Brother Chen, just tell me what to do. I'll listen to you. As for suffering a little, that's nothing."
"OK."
Although they talked a lot at this moment, in fact, only ten seconds passed, and the door to the hall was about to be opened.
Chen Ming said quickly: "You must have a smell in your mouth when you smoke. We don't have chewing gum to eliminate it, so we can only use the most disgusting method."
"Hurry up and drink water from the water pipe. Turn the water pipe switch as high as you can. Drink until you are full. Then when the platoon leader and others come in, put your hands on your throat. It is best to lie down in the sink and vomit when they come in."
"In that case, no one will smell the taste in your mouth. Let's talk about it together. Lao Wang, you kept retching in the dormitory. When you rushed out, you made too much noise. Lao Wei came to see you because you were worried. I got up. I didn’t see it in the night.”
"As for the reason for the discomfort, you said that training during the day was too boring and you had a slight heatstroke."
"The smoke here is just there since we arrived. Do you understand?"
"As for the smell of cigarette smoke on my body, it's better to say that I got it from coming here."
"I'll wipe it, it's cruel enough." Wang Shuaibing was stunned when he heard this, and gave Chen Ming a thumbs up.
"Go, do you still want to pass the test?" Chen Ming urged twice quickly.
Because the entrance and exit of the dormitory hall had been opened at this time, Wang Shuaibing couldn't care less about being in a daze, turned around and rushed to the sink, put his mouth under the faucet and started drinking.
As soon as Jiang Peng led people to the door of the toilet, Wang Shuaibing held his throat and kept vomiting.
The toilet that originally only smelled of cigarette smoke suddenly mixed with some strange smell.
Chen Ming quietly pulled Wei Chongchong, and the two quickly stood at attention: "Jiang is ready."
Jiang Peng was also confused by the vomiting Wang Shuaibing. When he came in and saw Chen Ming saying hello, he just nodded quickly in response.
He walked to the water pipe, patted Wang Shuaibing's back gently and said, "What's going on? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
At this time, Wang Shuaibing finally felt the discomfort that Chen Ming just said.
I just drank a lot of water, but before I felt anything, I vomited all the water in my throat and felt like my whole stomach was twitching.
I couldn't speak, so I could only stretch my hands and swing them behind my back. I wasn't pretending to be uncomfortable.
Because if you pretend, you won’t be so round and natural.
"What's going on with him?" Jiang Peng turned to look at Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong with a worried look on his face.
The three of them had just colluded to come up with an explanation. Chen Ming was the first to shake his head and said: "I don't know what to report to Jiang Pai. I just went out to get up at night and bumped into him."
"I don't know much about the report. Wang Shuaibing has been retching tonight. I was woken up by him. When I saw something was wrong, I came out to take a look."
"Report...I didn't...I'm fine...vomiting..., maybe it was too stuffy and hot during the day, and I had some heat stroke. I kept feeling dizzy and retching when I went to bed at night. It's okay. I feel better after vomiting." .”
Wang Shuaibing looked pale and said weakly. It was a lie that he had a heat stroke, but it was real that he was vomiting to the point of losing strength.
This rhetoric, if you don't know the inside story, can be 100% convincing.
Based on Chen Ming's experience, the ideas he can come up with are naturally focused on serious matters, and there is no problem in concealing the truth.
Jiang Peng waved his hand: "It's no big deal if he's sick. Go, you two help him go outside to find the instructor. The company commander and instructor are both in Building 2."
"There are medicines and grape juice in the company command room. Our instructor knows some medical knowledge. Come and take a look."
"yes."
Chen Ming and Wei Chongchong rushed over to help the "wounded".
Jiang Peng and several squad leaders couldn't help but frowned when they smelled the smoke from the toilet. .
Seeing the three of them preparing to go out, he asked casually: "Have you seen anyone smoking here? It smells so strong?"
"No." Chen Ming shook his head, "I reported to the squad leader that the smell was very strong when we came in. It will be fine now."
These bastards, Jiang Peng's brows knitted into knots when he heard Chen Ming's narration.
"Go, say hello to the company commander and blow the assembly whistle. I want to see which class of people is so bold."
"yes."
Hearing that the assembly whistle was about to be blown, Chen Ming quietly glanced at the nearby dormitories and could only mourn in his heart.
Wish yourselves good luck, comrades who were tricked in their sleep.
